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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hawkeye: *Walking past Nikki* Who are 당신 글쓰기 a letter to?
Nikki: My sister.
Hawkeye: Where does she live?
Nikki: With me in Ogden, but she was sent into El Paso as a spare worker.
Hawkeye: Oh. Well I just wanted to let 당신 know that your train will be ready to leave in twenty minutes. Now I have to get back to work. *Walks away*
Nikki: *Continues 글쓰기 letter*

One of the engineers on this railroad has the nickname of Hawkeye. His real name is Pierce, but he. likes his nickname better. He even has a great sense of humor.

Gordon: *Standing on station with a sign* 유니콘 are the best. We are the master race. It says so on the sign that I'm holding.
Hawkeye: *Walks towards Gordon* 저기요 Gordon, why don't 당신 protest about stupid things somewhere else.
Gordon: *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Thank you.
Metal Gloss: *Stops train at the station*
Hawkeye: *Jumps onto train* 저기요 Metal Gloss. How's my 가장 좋아하는 B word?
Metal Gloss: Fine I guess.
Hawkeye: When work is over, why don't we go to my place, and do something that has three letters in it?
Metal Gloss: Maybe 다음 time. I gotta make my house look nice for my nephew. He's coming to visit all week.
Hawkeye: Spending time with family is important. I can't wait until we get married.

Stylo is another engineer. He takes his job serious, but doesn't mind playing a joke 또는 two.

Stylo: *Stops freight train in the yards*
Coffee Crème: *Walking into the yards*
Orion: *Carrying rifle* Say your prayers Stylo. It's Pegasus season.
Stylo: *Points at Coffee Crème* French season.
Coffee Crème: *Points at Stylo* Pegasus season!
Stylo: *Pushes Coffee Crème towards Orion* French season.
Coffee Crème: *Pushes Stylo towards Orion* Pegasus season!
Stylo: Pegasus season.
Coffee Crème: French season! Kill the frenchy!
Orion: *Shoots Coffee Creme*
Coffee Crème: *Has her entire face covered in charcoal, and glares at Stylo* You're despicable.

Did I mention that Orion has a sister? She is the yard master, and controls everything that happens in the train yard. It's a difficult job, but somepony has to do it, and she volunteered.

Snowflake: *Sitting 의해 radio* Sure is a beautiful day. *About to listen to 음악 on the radio*
Engineer Pony: Come in Cheyenne Yard, this is train, 102. Do 당신 copy?
Snowflake: *Grabs walkie talkie* I copy. Are 당신 coming in?
Engineer Pony: Yes ma'am. I have three diesels pulling the train. Lead unit is Engine 942. Load: Wires, and gasoline.
Snowflake: You're right on time, and clear to enter.
Engineer Pony: Thank you.
Snowflake: *Hears explosion, and sticks her head out the window* What's happening?
Yard Worker: Sorry Snowflake, but a chemical car blew up.
Snowflake: Fix the damage immediately. We are expecting a freight train here within a few minutes. *Gets head back into yard tower* Red Rose did a better job dealing with those chemical cars then I ever will.

2 B Continued
added by ChevalNoir
The 2017 My Little 조랑말 animated film has a lot of characters. Some of the characters are from the show and others are new characters. This ranking excludes background characters. The characters are ranked from least 가장 좋아하는 to favorite.

18. Princess Celestia

Celestia is my least 가장 좋아하는 character in the show and my opinion on her in this film is pretty similar. She is a questionable mentor to Twilight and she easily gets defeated 의해 Tempest Shadow. Considering that Twilight is way 더 많이 heroic, helpful, and saves Equestria frequently why is Celestia still in charge?

17. Princess Luna

My feelings...
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Source: Darksundance
posted by luthorlex
Notes: The My Little 조랑말 franchise and the 배트맨 franchise are not owned and created 의해 me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her 프렌즈 were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight said "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy said "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

Rainbow Dash said "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie said "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and said "Discord's...
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Source: DeviantArt
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Source: Hasbro
posted by candylover246
God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the 초 i 게시하기 it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.



*once upon a time in Ponyville*

It was a lovely nice beautiful 일 in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a 랜덤 gay thought suddenly popped up in her 담홍색, 핑크 head.

"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of 프렌즈 is gay", Pinkie said...
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Source: zoe-product
I was watching some Yo Mama 비디오 on YouTube before I started 글쓰기 this article, and I was inspired to make some myself. So I hope 당신 guys have a laugh with this.

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!

-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."

-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!

-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a 일 for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash was made out of Skittles!

-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish...
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Source: sazuko
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Source: pintrest (if anyone knows the exact artist, let me know)
#5: Anthropology 의해 JasonTheHuman
Okay, I haven't actually read it..But it's on Triq267's list of must reads, and I want to have at least ONE story to hate on, despite never 읽기 it. Cause, as Brad Jones would say.
"Hating on stuff everyone likes, makes me think I'm being cool.. But really it makes me look like a total asshole"


#4: THE 담홍색, 핑크 TEMPTATION 의해 CooperCrisp:
Look I just don't care about Carrot Cake.. I'm sorry.
But this writer has some really well done talent..

link


#3: SPIKE'S 무지개, 레인 보우 DASH 의해 MallaJone:
SpikeXDash isn't the WORST idea for a ship. And this writer is kinda talented.
But...
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added by triq267
Source: Alasou
HELLO! EVERYPONY The story for this show down with the evil 암캐, 암 캐 퀸 Chrysalis was epic it's amazing what the staff did with bringing the changeling army for one last time plus did everypony like that thorax was reformed Changeling ! Then in the long run we all knew that 퀸 Chrysalis did not want to reform for good because she feeds on the hate of others and was born to hate everypony and others anyway let me know in my opinion if 당신 liked the season finale of season 6 또는 not ?


Hopefully season 7 we get to see princess Ember become better 프렌즈 with spike and perhaps we will someday get the full story of the evil sirens in Equestria !
BEST:

CUPCAKES:
This story truly is my favourite creepy pasta.
I made stories of it myself.
Not only that, but the fact that 컵케익 has some of the greastest 팬 비디오 and 팬 sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready to Die/Andrew WK". Witch, according to Conan (yes, I watch Conan, deal with it, hahaha) the song was made directly for the video, same with the whole song. Guess its why most of the songs are party themed, particulary the one used for Hellsing Abridged.
Anyway.
Obviously this story two thumbs up for me.
As its "different"...
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THE MANE SIX - "HEY DISCORD 당신 HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE DARK PONIES TAKE THOSE NIGHTMARES AWAY !

DISCORD-"YOU OF EVERPONY ACUSING ME YOUR FRIENDLY CHAOS GOD OF INTENTIONS I HAVE NO CONTROL OF PLUS I SMELL SOMETHING ROTTING TO THE CORE AS IF WHY WOULD ANYPONY WANT TO FRAME ME AND ALL 당신 SIX PONIES HAVE BEEN FRAMED ALSO SO IF I WAS 당신 TWILIGHT MAGIC, COWBOY JACK, SPARKLY AND GIGGLES PIE AND SPEEDY DASH PLUS LAST LOW VOICE SHY 또는 WHATEVER YOUR 조랑말 NAMES ARE ? THERE'S WORD THAT DERPY HOOVES BEEN GETTING STRANGE MAIL THAT KEEPS SAYING "YOU MUST OBEY ME EVERYPONY "! MEANWHILE IN OTHER...
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I thought I would have 더 많이 ideas from here.. But... I don't.

So this concludes the third season. I have 더 많이 annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.

A lot of my 프렌즈 want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.

This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro 초 after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are 더 많이 또는 less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, EQD
Flash Sentry trotted down the majestic streets of Ponyville. It was late evening, and he was headed his way to meet up with his 프렌즈 in their 가장 좋아하는 tavern of the town, “The Tipsy Horse”. He was not wearing his Royal Guard uniform, as instead, he wore a loose 셔츠 and dark jeans. The pegasus was still muddled that the Princess Of 사랑 had asked him to be the personal guard of the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle. The name seemed familiar to him of course, he knew her as the mare that constantly bumped into him around the castle. But the puzzled expression on his face soon...
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A/N: This story was highly inspired 의해 The 사랑 in the Night 의해 Riter on www.fimfiction.net. My version is slightly different, replacing the characters with Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry. Oh, yes, 당신 heard me. I’m ready for all the hate. So if 당신 don’t like it, don’t read it. Oh, and ignore the errors here and there. Putting all that aside, thank 당신 for 읽기 and enjoy!

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Princess Mi Amore Cadenza slowly trotted through the regal hallways of her 성 in the great Crystal Empire. The princess of 사랑 craned her neck, narrowing her eyes at the rays of light that pierced through...
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