Equestria, have 당신 ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, 당신 are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, 또는 evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.
Episode 2: Police Ponies
When there's a robbery, what type of 조랑말 does it's best to stop the criminals? Is it Earth Ponies? Unicorns? Pegasi? The answer is all of them. Yes, all three types of ponies. Why? I'm about to tell you.
In most towns/cities of Equestria, there is too much crime, and the town has a group of ponies that will stop the criminals. These ponies are called the Police.
Right now, we are with two police ponies on a daily patrol on the streets of Ponyville.
Police Pony: This town doesn't really have many ponies that try to break the law, but eventually, there will be somepony that will try to push their luck 의해 going against us.
Police 조랑말 2: We work our hardest, and if we see anypony trying to do something they're not supposed to, we'll put an end to it quickly.
Police Pony: *Stops at intersection*
Fluttershy: *Driving pass the police ponies*
Police Pony: How fast was she going?
Police 조랑말 2: 20 miles over the 40 mile speed limit. *Puts on sirens*
Police Pony: *Turns left, and chases Fluttershy*
Police 조랑말 2: Attention all units, this is car 52. We are in pursuit of a 1941 Fillys Equestricar, blue in color. License plate, 4, 1, Peter, Elephant, Thomas, Sam.
Police Pony: We have to say words that start with the letters on the license plate, to make it easier for others to understand what we're doing.
Dispatch: Roger car 52. What is your current location?
Police Pony: We are westbound, just passing Carousel Botique.
Fluttershy: *Turns right*
Police Pony: Suspect just took a right.
Fluttershy: *Driving around Carousel Botique*
Rarity: *Working on dresses in Carousel Botique, sees Fluttershy driving around her botique, with the police following her, but doesn't care* I must finish these dresses.
Fluttershy: *Driving away from Carousel Botique*
Police Pony: Suspect is now heading towards the Golden Oak Library.
Since it was under reconstruction, work vehicles were in the way.
Fluttershy: *Goes passed a crane*
Police Pony: *Passes crane, then hits the back of Fluttershy's car*
Fluttershy: *Loses control, and crashes into a 불, 화재 hydrant*
Police Pony: *Stops car*
Police 조랑말 2: *Gets out*
Fluttershy: Oh, why are 당신 bullying me?
Police Pony: We're not bullying you. 당신 went over the speed limit, 당신 refused to stop, and we hit the back of your car.
Fluttershy: But I had to help one of my 프렌즈 with a sick pet. That's why I was going over the limit.
Police 조랑말 2: Alright, well 다음 time, try not to go over the limit.
Police Pony: *Gives Fluttershy a ticket* For speeding, and property damages. 당신 can pay us on the internet, 또는 당신 can give us the money at Court.
Fluttershy: *Scared* I think I'll pay on the internet, thank you.
Police Ponies: *Get back in car, and drives away from Fluttershy*
Another day's work complete.
Ponies that work for the police 사랑 their job, but like most things, cops haven't been around here forever.
During the middle ages, there were no police ponies. Instead, there were knights, fighting each other for 더 많이 land to have for their kingdom.
The Wild West had no cops either. The closest thing to a police officer was a sheriff. In many towns of the Wild West, the sheriffs would always get killed.
Then, towards the end of the 19th century, the police 조랑말 was invented. Most police ponies were Irish immigrants, living in the east, 또는 mid-west coast of the United States of Equestria.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Police ponies are pretty important. Without them, things would go pretty chaotic around town.
Fluttershy: I got a ticket for speeding, even though I was trying to get to a friend of mine to help one of their sick animals. At least I wasn't arrested.
Twilight: Man, f**k the police. They going around, arresting black ponies like me, and calling us the n word, it's bulls**t.
Often, police ponies get accused, of abusing African Equestrian ponies, because of their race. This was true during the 60's, and before that, because nopony liked African Equestrians.
Twilight: Man, the African Equestrians weren't causing anypony no harm. Yet, they still got arrested, no matter what they were doing.
Applejack: Racism was common fifty, 또는 sixty years ago, and with police ponies, it got bad. Ain't that right Big Mac?
Big Mac: Eeyup.
Despite everything bad that happened years ago, and the accusations that some ponies make, police ponies today do their work, and are never racist with anypony, no matter what their race is.
텔레비전 shows about Police Ponies are popular. There have been many Cop shows over the past sixty years. Dragnet, Adam-12, Hawaii Five-0, The Streets Of San Franciscolt, the list is almost endless. We asked someponies what Cop show they liked, and here are the replies we got.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I really like watching Blue Bloods. A lot of action, and everything else that's awesome is in there.
Twilight: Man, what makes 당신 think I'd watch a show about something I hate? F**k the police!
Appplejack: I don't have a television, whatever that is.
Big Mac: Eeyup. *Looking at magazine for T.V set* (My sister is an idiot)
Applejack: Big Macintosh, what are 당신 doing?
Big Macintosh: *Puts magazine away* Looking for something we need.
Applejack: *Glaring at Big Mac, then turns happy again* Well, 당신 do that. *Walks away*
The T.V shows are about Police Ponies obviously, but they show us what it's like on a typical 일 for a police pony. It's difficult, but the job pays well.
Even though police ponies get paid a good amount of money, some think that it's not enough. They work hard, and sometimes, they nearly get shot.
Twilight: Man, from all of the research I've been doing, it says that police ponies often get in fights with gangsters like me. Them pigs should think twice before trying to stop someone like me.
Fluttershy: I'm glad that they didn't try to shoot me.
Interviewing Pony: That's because 당신 weren't trying to shoot them.
Fluttershy: Oh, so I have to be nice to them, and they'll be nice to me?
Interviewing Pony: 당신 got it.
Fluttershy: That's easy. All of my 프렌즈 say that I'm friendly to everyone.
Interviewing Pony: What friends?
Fluttershy: *Cries, and runs to her bed*
Pinkie Pie: This maybe embarrasing for me to say, but once, when I got drunk, I ended up shooting a bunch of police ponies. They couldn't stop me, so they all ran away.
If a suspect proves to be too tough for the cops to handle, they get word from their captain to leave the suspect alone, and continue with their work.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I've never really seen the cops give up when trying to stop somepony. Then again, no one tries to fight back.. Except for Twilight.
Carrot Top: *Cowering on ground* I didn't mean to litter officer! I'm sorry!
Police Pony: That's what they all say.
Twilight: *Drives up in gangster car*
Police Pony: Stop, you're not allowed to park there.
Twilight: 당신 wanna know what I have to say to that? *Grabs shotgun, shoots police pony, and drives away*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: When it comes to fighting against the cops, she either drives very fast to escape them, 또는 she just kills them with all of her weapons.
Twilight: *Carrying AK47* Take this piggies! *Shooting police ponies*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Yeah. And everypony think's I'm bad.
When most ponies think about the police, they think about the ones that protect towns/cities. What they don't know is that there are police ponies for many things. Towns, cities, railroads, even the military has it's own police force.
We got a camera crew to follow a 조랑말 in the railroad police, doing a daily patrol in Kansas City, Maressouri. Then, this happened.
RP Pony: *Driving train* I'm officer Johnny Johnson, and I've been in the railroad police for a few years. It's not like being an ordinary cop, 당신 don't just pull somepony over for going over the speed limit. 당신 gotta make sure that every train has what it's supposed to have in cargo, workers, and the right type of freight car for that cargo. There's a lot of other things we RP ponies have to do, such as stop vandals from destroying track, 또는 trains.
Dispatch: Dispatch to engine 602.
RP Pony: *Grabs walkie talkie* Go ahead Dispatch.
Dispatch: We're getting multiple reports of a sabotage on the mainline, going over the river into the Kansas side of our city.
RP Pony: Roger that, I'm on my way to the bridge. *Puts on siren* We have to go to the bridge, and stop some ponies from their saboteur on the train bridge going onto the Kansas side of this city. We're on that line, about .2 miles from it, so they're expecting me to stop them.
Camera Pony: *Filming mainline in front of train*
Interviewing Pony: Are 당신 only allowed to have one caboose coupled up to your engine?
RP Pony: Yeah, it's to keep our engine from pulling too much weight. If we only have one caboose coupled up to our engine, we can find a train, and tow it back to whatever city it came from. *Sees bridge* There's the bridge. *stops train in front of bridge*
Gangster Ponies: *Running away*
RP Pony: They're making a run for it. *Jumps out of engine, and chases gangsters* Hey, get back here!
Camera Pony: *Filming police 조랑말 chasing gangsters*
RP Pony: *Tackles gangster to ground* What were 당신 doing?
Gangster: Nothing man.
RP Pony: Would 당신 mind explaining to me why 당신 were on that bridge with your friends?
Gangster: We're just chillin, we didn't do s**t.
RP Pony: What was with the hammers 당신 ponies had?
Gangster: Nothing!
RP Pony: Then explain to me why those tracks were damaged.
Gangster: Too many heavy trains.
RP Pony: I don't buy it. *Grabs hoofcuffs, and arrests gangster* You're underarrest for vandalism of public property, and you'll be in jail for two years. 당신 have the right to remain silent, anything 당신 say can, and will be used against 당신 in the court of law.
As Johnny, and the camera 조랑말 were walking back to their engine, a Railroad Police car pulled up.
RP 조랑말 3: 당신 got them?
RP Pony: Only one of them. There were two others that ran away, they went westbound. They'll probably try to destroy this track again, and if they do, we'll stop them.
RP 조랑말 3: We'll get 'em. *Drives away*
Gangster: They'll get them man.
RP Pony: *Ignores gangster, and puts him in caboose*
Gangster: 당신 ain't just gonna ignore me, are you?
RP Pony: *Locking door*
Gangster: Man, nopony is in here. I can escape!
RP Pony: There's only one door, and I locked it. 당신 won't get out. *Walks back to engine*
Camera Pony: *Following RP Pony*
RP Pony: That's how it is with those ponies. They do something bad, try to hide it, and they pay the consequence. *Climbs into engine* We have to go backwards since the track in front of us is damaged.
Camera Pony: *Climbs back in*
RP Pony: 602 to dispatch, I got one of the suspects, track needs to be repaired, I'm bringing the suspect to you.
Dispatch: Roger that, good work.
Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.
Twilight: Man, from all of the 책 I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because 당신 know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.
On a TV show called M*A*S*H, at least half of the episodes have ponies in the Military Police. They either find ponies going A.W.O.L, 또는 arrest somepony for stealing military property.
One of our camera crews got permission to be in a Military Base, located somewhere in the southern region of Equestria.
MP Pony: I'm Seargent O'Neil, and this is my partner, Corporal Simpson.
MP 조랑말 2: How are you?
MP Pony: We take a look at some of our military bases, and make sure that things run smoothly. We don't want anything bad happening to the soldiers. It's bad enough that they're in the army.
조랑말 Soldier 46: Hey, 당신 스톨, 훔친 some of the ammunition for my gun!
조랑말 Soldier 53: Yeah, well I'm a higher rank than you, private!
조랑말 Soldier 46: Oh s**t, MP's behind us.
조랑말 Soldier 53: I'm not falling for that. *Punches soldier*
MP Pony: Here we go. *Runs toward fight*
MP 조랑말 2: *Follows*
Camera Pony: *Follows MP's*
조랑말 Soldier 53: *Continues to fight*
MP Pony: Hey, stop the fight!
조랑말 Soldier 53: *Gets up* Oh, sir. Thank goodness you're here. This private here was trying to assault me. The lower the rank, the dumber they are.
MP Pony: Actually Captain, we heard, and saw the entire thing.
MP 조랑말 2: If you'll come with us, we're going to discuss this with your commanding officer.
조랑말 Soldier 46: I tried telling him about 당신 guys, but he wouldn't listen.
MP Pony: That's alright Private, get back to what 당신 were doing.
조랑말 Soldier 53: Hey, what's with that stallion carrying the camera?
MP Pony: He has permission to see what we're doing. This is all part of the job.
MP 조랑말 2: Smile. 당신 could become famous.
조랑말 Soldier 53: Yeah, well maybe this will make me famous. F**k you!
Unfortunately, his fame has been destroyed 의해 us censoring a certain word he said.
We showed this video to some other ponies, and here's what they said.
Twilight: Man, that private was a b**ch. Why did the military police help him?
Fluttershy: The captain should have asked for the ammo before he 스톨, 훔친 it.
Rarity: It's things like that, which make me feel great for not being in the army.
Derpy: Wait. What were 당신 showing me? Can I go 집 now? I'm supposed to be baking muffins.
Celestia: Well. I'm glad none of my soldiers fight like that.
Canterlot Soldier: Hey, watch where you're going!
Canterlot Soldier 2: What are 당신 talking about?
Canterlot Soldier: 당신 hit me!
Canterlot Soldier 2: I was nowhere near you! *Tackles soldiers, and fights him*
Celestia: *Not amused* I stand corrected.
Many serious crimes have been committed through out Equestria. Some of them, are dealing with illegal drugs. We told some ponies about this, and here are what they said.
Twilight: Man, I got's no idea what you're talkin bout. *Grabs weed, and starts smoking it*
Applejack: It's a good thing we don't have any drugs in Ponyville. *Kicks 사과, 애플 tree* Wait a minute. *Thinking* Twilight has drugs! I hope she gets put in the slammer.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: If there were any ponies dealing with illegal drugs, I'd stop them before the police would be able to.
We got another camera crew to go with some police ponies searching for drugs in Brooklyn, which is near Manehattan.
Police Pony: *Driving police car* All these drug deals were common four years ago, but now they barely do anything like this.
Police 조랑말 2: Speaking of drugs, guess what Princess Twilight Sparkle has been up to.
Police Pony: What?
Police 조랑말 2: It's all over the news. She was caught smoking weed.
Police Pony: When 당신 think 당신 know somepony. I thought she died.
Police 조랑말 2: What are 당신 talking about?
Police Pony: In Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash kills Twilight Sparkle, and brings peace back to Equestria.
Police 조랑말 2: I never got to see that, but it's too bad Twilight came back to life after that. How was that possible?
Police Pony: I guess it was just-
Dispatch: Attention all units, drug deal going down at the parking lot under the bridge at Washington Avenue.
Police Pony: *Driving to Washington Avenue*
Police 조랑말 2: Roger. *Turns on siren*
Police Pony: *Turns left on Washington Avenue* There they are.
Drug dealers: *Getting in cars, and a delivery van, and drive away*
Police Pony: I've got three suspect vehicles. A grey 2011 Chevronet Pearla, a white Toycolta Landcruiser, and a white delivery van. I'm in pursuit of the the delivery van, other suspect vehicles are heading along the bridge, northbound.
Dispatch: I copy, sending backup to stop the other two suspects.
Drug Dealer: *Opens door to van, and is carrying a Micro SMG*
Police Pony: Get down.
Camera Pony: *Gets down*
Drug Dealer: *Shooting police car*
Police Pony: Return fire.
Police 조랑말 2: *Shoots drug dealer*
Drug Dealing Driver: *Turns right*
Police Pony: *Follows drug dealer*
Drug Dealing Driver: *Tries to put on brakes, but they don't work. He wants to slow down to make a left turn, but crashes into a wall*
Police Pony: *Stops car 의해 van*
Police 조랑말 2: Stay here, we'll be back.
We weren't able to get anymore footage of the situation, but the driver was taken to a hospital, and sent to jail for three years. The police in Brooklyn, and Manehattan have many hard tasks to do, but they're not the only ones.
Los Angeles has many nice attractions, but like Manehattan, it's a big city, and also dangerous. The police there never know what's going to happen.
Fluttershy is not the only one breaking the law in Ponyville. A few other ponies do it as well.
Some places in the middle east have ponies who turn out to be terrorists, and there are barely any police ponies in those towns.
Remember this. The ponies that work in the police force don't arrest you, 또는 give 당신 tickets because they hate you, but it's their job, and it's to protect the town that they work in.
The End
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Episode 2: Police Ponies
When there's a robbery, what type of 조랑말 does it's best to stop the criminals? Is it Earth Ponies? Unicorns? Pegasi? The answer is all of them. Yes, all three types of ponies. Why? I'm about to tell you.
In most towns/cities of Equestria, there is too much crime, and the town has a group of ponies that will stop the criminals. These ponies are called the Police.
Right now, we are with two police ponies on a daily patrol on the streets of Ponyville.
Police Pony: This town doesn't really have many ponies that try to break the law, but eventually, there will be somepony that will try to push their luck 의해 going against us.
Police 조랑말 2: We work our hardest, and if we see anypony trying to do something they're not supposed to, we'll put an end to it quickly.
Police Pony: *Stops at intersection*
Fluttershy: *Driving pass the police ponies*
Police Pony: How fast was she going?
Police 조랑말 2: 20 miles over the 40 mile speed limit. *Puts on sirens*
Police Pony: *Turns left, and chases Fluttershy*
Police 조랑말 2: Attention all units, this is car 52. We are in pursuit of a 1941 Fillys Equestricar, blue in color. License plate, 4, 1, Peter, Elephant, Thomas, Sam.
Police Pony: We have to say words that start with the letters on the license plate, to make it easier for others to understand what we're doing.
Dispatch: Roger car 52. What is your current location?
Police Pony: We are westbound, just passing Carousel Botique.
Fluttershy: *Turns right*
Police Pony: Suspect just took a right.
Fluttershy: *Driving around Carousel Botique*
Rarity: *Working on dresses in Carousel Botique, sees Fluttershy driving around her botique, with the police following her, but doesn't care* I must finish these dresses.
Fluttershy: *Driving away from Carousel Botique*
Police Pony: Suspect is now heading towards the Golden Oak Library.
Since it was under reconstruction, work vehicles were in the way.
Fluttershy: *Goes passed a crane*
Police Pony: *Passes crane, then hits the back of Fluttershy's car*
Fluttershy: *Loses control, and crashes into a 불, 화재 hydrant*
Police Pony: *Stops car*
Police 조랑말 2: *Gets out*
Fluttershy: Oh, why are 당신 bullying me?
Police Pony: We're not bullying you. 당신 went over the speed limit, 당신 refused to stop, and we hit the back of your car.
Fluttershy: But I had to help one of my 프렌즈 with a sick pet. That's why I was going over the limit.
Police 조랑말 2: Alright, well 다음 time, try not to go over the limit.
Police Pony: *Gives Fluttershy a ticket* For speeding, and property damages. 당신 can pay us on the internet, 또는 당신 can give us the money at Court.
Fluttershy: *Scared* I think I'll pay on the internet, thank you.
Police Ponies: *Get back in car, and drives away from Fluttershy*
Another day's work complete.
Ponies that work for the police 사랑 their job, but like most things, cops haven't been around here forever.
During the middle ages, there were no police ponies. Instead, there were knights, fighting each other for 더 많이 land to have for their kingdom.
The Wild West had no cops either. The closest thing to a police officer was a sheriff. In many towns of the Wild West, the sheriffs would always get killed.
Then, towards the end of the 19th century, the police 조랑말 was invented. Most police ponies were Irish immigrants, living in the east, 또는 mid-west coast of the United States of Equestria.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Police ponies are pretty important. Without them, things would go pretty chaotic around town.
Fluttershy: I got a ticket for speeding, even though I was trying to get to a friend of mine to help one of their sick animals. At least I wasn't arrested.
Twilight: Man, f**k the police. They going around, arresting black ponies like me, and calling us the n word, it's bulls**t.
Often, police ponies get accused, of abusing African Equestrian ponies, because of their race. This was true during the 60's, and before that, because nopony liked African Equestrians.
Twilight: Man, the African Equestrians weren't causing anypony no harm. Yet, they still got arrested, no matter what they were doing.
Applejack: Racism was common fifty, 또는 sixty years ago, and with police ponies, it got bad. Ain't that right Big Mac?
Big Mac: Eeyup.
Despite everything bad that happened years ago, and the accusations that some ponies make, police ponies today do their work, and are never racist with anypony, no matter what their race is.
텔레비전 shows about Police Ponies are popular. There have been many Cop shows over the past sixty years. Dragnet, Adam-12, Hawaii Five-0, The Streets Of San Franciscolt, the list is almost endless. We asked someponies what Cop show they liked, and here are the replies we got.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I really like watching Blue Bloods. A lot of action, and everything else that's awesome is in there.
Twilight: Man, what makes 당신 think I'd watch a show about something I hate? F**k the police!
Appplejack: I don't have a television, whatever that is.
Big Mac: Eeyup. *Looking at magazine for T.V set* (My sister is an idiot)
Applejack: Big Macintosh, what are 당신 doing?
Big Macintosh: *Puts magazine away* Looking for something we need.
Applejack: *Glaring at Big Mac, then turns happy again* Well, 당신 do that. *Walks away*
The T.V shows are about Police Ponies obviously, but they show us what it's like on a typical 일 for a police pony. It's difficult, but the job pays well.
Even though police ponies get paid a good amount of money, some think that it's not enough. They work hard, and sometimes, they nearly get shot.
Twilight: Man, from all of the research I've been doing, it says that police ponies often get in fights with gangsters like me. Them pigs should think twice before trying to stop someone like me.
Fluttershy: I'm glad that they didn't try to shoot me.
Interviewing Pony: That's because 당신 weren't trying to shoot them.
Fluttershy: Oh, so I have to be nice to them, and they'll be nice to me?
Interviewing Pony: 당신 got it.
Fluttershy: That's easy. All of my 프렌즈 say that I'm friendly to everyone.
Interviewing Pony: What friends?
Fluttershy: *Cries, and runs to her bed*
Pinkie Pie: This maybe embarrasing for me to say, but once, when I got drunk, I ended up shooting a bunch of police ponies. They couldn't stop me, so they all ran away.
If a suspect proves to be too tough for the cops to handle, they get word from their captain to leave the suspect alone, and continue with their work.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I've never really seen the cops give up when trying to stop somepony. Then again, no one tries to fight back.. Except for Twilight.
Carrot Top: *Cowering on ground* I didn't mean to litter officer! I'm sorry!
Police Pony: That's what they all say.
Twilight: *Drives up in gangster car*
Police Pony: Stop, you're not allowed to park there.
Twilight: 당신 wanna know what I have to say to that? *Grabs shotgun, shoots police pony, and drives away*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: When it comes to fighting against the cops, she either drives very fast to escape them, 또는 she just kills them with all of her weapons.
Twilight: *Carrying AK47* Take this piggies! *Shooting police ponies*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Yeah. And everypony think's I'm bad.
When most ponies think about the police, they think about the ones that protect towns/cities. What they don't know is that there are police ponies for many things. Towns, cities, railroads, even the military has it's own police force.
We got a camera crew to follow a 조랑말 in the railroad police, doing a daily patrol in Kansas City, Maressouri. Then, this happened.
RP Pony: *Driving train* I'm officer Johnny Johnson, and I've been in the railroad police for a few years. It's not like being an ordinary cop, 당신 don't just pull somepony over for going over the speed limit. 당신 gotta make sure that every train has what it's supposed to have in cargo, workers, and the right type of freight car for that cargo. There's a lot of other things we RP ponies have to do, such as stop vandals from destroying track, 또는 trains.
Dispatch: Dispatch to engine 602.
RP Pony: *Grabs walkie talkie* Go ahead Dispatch.
Dispatch: We're getting multiple reports of a sabotage on the mainline, going over the river into the Kansas side of our city.
RP Pony: Roger that, I'm on my way to the bridge. *Puts on siren* We have to go to the bridge, and stop some ponies from their saboteur on the train bridge going onto the Kansas side of this city. We're on that line, about .2 miles from it, so they're expecting me to stop them.
Camera Pony: *Filming mainline in front of train*
Interviewing Pony: Are 당신 only allowed to have one caboose coupled up to your engine?
RP Pony: Yeah, it's to keep our engine from pulling too much weight. If we only have one caboose coupled up to our engine, we can find a train, and tow it back to whatever city it came from. *Sees bridge* There's the bridge. *stops train in front of bridge*
Gangster Ponies: *Running away*
RP Pony: They're making a run for it. *Jumps out of engine, and chases gangsters* Hey, get back here!
Camera Pony: *Filming police 조랑말 chasing gangsters*
RP Pony: *Tackles gangster to ground* What were 당신 doing?
Gangster: Nothing man.
RP Pony: Would 당신 mind explaining to me why 당신 were on that bridge with your friends?
Gangster: We're just chillin, we didn't do s**t.
RP Pony: What was with the hammers 당신 ponies had?
Gangster: Nothing!
RP Pony: Then explain to me why those tracks were damaged.
Gangster: Too many heavy trains.
RP Pony: I don't buy it. *Grabs hoofcuffs, and arrests gangster* You're underarrest for vandalism of public property, and you'll be in jail for two years. 당신 have the right to remain silent, anything 당신 say can, and will be used against 당신 in the court of law.
As Johnny, and the camera 조랑말 were walking back to their engine, a Railroad Police car pulled up.
RP 조랑말 3: 당신 got them?
RP Pony: Only one of them. There were two others that ran away, they went westbound. They'll probably try to destroy this track again, and if they do, we'll stop them.
RP 조랑말 3: We'll get 'em. *Drives away*
Gangster: They'll get them man.
RP Pony: *Ignores gangster, and puts him in caboose*
Gangster: 당신 ain't just gonna ignore me, are you?
RP Pony: *Locking door*
Gangster: Man, nopony is in here. I can escape!
RP Pony: There's only one door, and I locked it. 당신 won't get out. *Walks back to engine*
Camera Pony: *Following RP Pony*
RP Pony: That's how it is with those ponies. They do something bad, try to hide it, and they pay the consequence. *Climbs into engine* We have to go backwards since the track in front of us is damaged.
Camera Pony: *Climbs back in*
RP Pony: 602 to dispatch, I got one of the suspects, track needs to be repaired, I'm bringing the suspect to you.
Dispatch: Roger that, good work.
Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.
Twilight: Man, from all of the 책 I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because 당신 know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.
On a TV show called M*A*S*H, at least half of the episodes have ponies in the Military Police. They either find ponies going A.W.O.L, 또는 arrest somepony for stealing military property.
One of our camera crews got permission to be in a Military Base, located somewhere in the southern region of Equestria.
MP Pony: I'm Seargent O'Neil, and this is my partner, Corporal Simpson.
MP 조랑말 2: How are you?
MP Pony: We take a look at some of our military bases, and make sure that things run smoothly. We don't want anything bad happening to the soldiers. It's bad enough that they're in the army.
조랑말 Soldier 46: Hey, 당신 스톨, 훔친 some of the ammunition for my gun!
조랑말 Soldier 53: Yeah, well I'm a higher rank than you, private!
조랑말 Soldier 46: Oh s**t, MP's behind us.
조랑말 Soldier 53: I'm not falling for that. *Punches soldier*
MP Pony: Here we go. *Runs toward fight*
MP 조랑말 2: *Follows*
Camera Pony: *Follows MP's*
조랑말 Soldier 53: *Continues to fight*
MP Pony: Hey, stop the fight!
조랑말 Soldier 53: *Gets up* Oh, sir. Thank goodness you're here. This private here was trying to assault me. The lower the rank, the dumber they are.
MP Pony: Actually Captain, we heard, and saw the entire thing.
MP 조랑말 2: If you'll come with us, we're going to discuss this with your commanding officer.
조랑말 Soldier 46: I tried telling him about 당신 guys, but he wouldn't listen.
MP Pony: That's alright Private, get back to what 당신 were doing.
조랑말 Soldier 53: Hey, what's with that stallion carrying the camera?
MP Pony: He has permission to see what we're doing. This is all part of the job.
MP 조랑말 2: Smile. 당신 could become famous.
조랑말 Soldier 53: Yeah, well maybe this will make me famous. F**k you!
Unfortunately, his fame has been destroyed 의해 us censoring a certain word he said.
We showed this video to some other ponies, and here's what they said.
Twilight: Man, that private was a b**ch. Why did the military police help him?
Fluttershy: The captain should have asked for the ammo before he 스톨, 훔친 it.
Rarity: It's things like that, which make me feel great for not being in the army.
Derpy: Wait. What were 당신 showing me? Can I go 집 now? I'm supposed to be baking muffins.
Celestia: Well. I'm glad none of my soldiers fight like that.
Canterlot Soldier: Hey, watch where you're going!
Canterlot Soldier 2: What are 당신 talking about?
Canterlot Soldier: 당신 hit me!
Canterlot Soldier 2: I was nowhere near you! *Tackles soldiers, and fights him*
Celestia: *Not amused* I stand corrected.
Many serious crimes have been committed through out Equestria. Some of them, are dealing with illegal drugs. We told some ponies about this, and here are what they said.
Twilight: Man, I got's no idea what you're talkin bout. *Grabs weed, and starts smoking it*
Applejack: It's a good thing we don't have any drugs in Ponyville. *Kicks 사과, 애플 tree* Wait a minute. *Thinking* Twilight has drugs! I hope she gets put in the slammer.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: If there were any ponies dealing with illegal drugs, I'd stop them before the police would be able to.
We got another camera crew to go with some police ponies searching for drugs in Brooklyn, which is near Manehattan.
Police Pony: *Driving police car* All these drug deals were common four years ago, but now they barely do anything like this.
Police 조랑말 2: Speaking of drugs, guess what Princess Twilight Sparkle has been up to.
Police Pony: What?
Police 조랑말 2: It's all over the news. She was caught smoking weed.
Police Pony: When 당신 think 당신 know somepony. I thought she died.
Police 조랑말 2: What are 당신 talking about?
Police Pony: In Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash kills Twilight Sparkle, and brings peace back to Equestria.
Police 조랑말 2: I never got to see that, but it's too bad Twilight came back to life after that. How was that possible?
Police Pony: I guess it was just-
Dispatch: Attention all units, drug deal going down at the parking lot under the bridge at Washington Avenue.
Police Pony: *Driving to Washington Avenue*
Police 조랑말 2: Roger. *Turns on siren*
Police Pony: *Turns left on Washington Avenue* There they are.
Drug dealers: *Getting in cars, and a delivery van, and drive away*
Police Pony: I've got three suspect vehicles. A grey 2011 Chevronet Pearla, a white Toycolta Landcruiser, and a white delivery van. I'm in pursuit of the the delivery van, other suspect vehicles are heading along the bridge, northbound.
Dispatch: I copy, sending backup to stop the other two suspects.
Drug Dealer: *Opens door to van, and is carrying a Micro SMG*
Police Pony: Get down.
Camera Pony: *Gets down*
Drug Dealer: *Shooting police car*
Police Pony: Return fire.
Police 조랑말 2: *Shoots drug dealer*
Drug Dealing Driver: *Turns right*
Police Pony: *Follows drug dealer*
Drug Dealing Driver: *Tries to put on brakes, but they don't work. He wants to slow down to make a left turn, but crashes into a wall*
Police Pony: *Stops car 의해 van*
Police 조랑말 2: Stay here, we'll be back.
We weren't able to get anymore footage of the situation, but the driver was taken to a hospital, and sent to jail for three years. The police in Brooklyn, and Manehattan have many hard tasks to do, but they're not the only ones.
Los Angeles has many nice attractions, but like Manehattan, it's a big city, and also dangerous. The police there never know what's going to happen.
Fluttershy is not the only one breaking the law in Ponyville. A few other ponies do it as well.
Some places in the middle east have ponies who turn out to be terrorists, and there are barely any police ponies in those towns.
Remember this. The ponies that work in the police force don't arrest you, 또는 give 당신 tickets because they hate you, but it's their job, and it's to protect the town that they work in.
The End
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A lot of people hate Kimi Sparkle for her hilarious 비디오 that think she's really being serious. Come on, guys, she's one of the Friendship is Witchcraft creators. I think (no, know) she's not telling us she really does want Rarity to go away forever 또는 wants Fallout: Equestria to be real (since Fo:E is really bucking long), but she's just saying a joke. People accuse her for actually hating Rarity and wanting Trixie to come back. All of the dislikers don't get sarcasm, and I think that is just either they aren't looking thoroughly into the videos, 또는 they are just trolling.
If 당신 people want to hate on just an innocent joke, go ahead. We know that there are other MLP reviewers than Kimi.
Yes, I know, that wasn't really much, but I'm not a good writer..
A lot of people hate Kimi Sparkle for her hilarious 비디오 that think she's really being serious. Come on, guys, she's one of the Friendship is Witchcraft creators. I think (no, know) she's not telling us she really does want Rarity to go away forever 또는 wants Fallout: Equestria to be real (since Fo:E is really bucking long), but she's just saying a joke. People accuse her for actually hating Rarity and wanting Trixie to come back. All of the dislikers don't get sarcasm, and I think that is just either they aren't looking thoroughly into the videos, 또는 they are just trolling.
If 당신 people want to hate on just an innocent joke, go ahead. We know that there are other MLP reviewers than Kimi.
Yes, I know, that wasn't really much, but I'm not a good writer..
