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Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 8
The Magic Show
One day, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Sits at a 표, 테이블 with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied 의해 chains.
What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He was wearing a black cape, with a black 상단, 맨 위로 hat, and a fake handlebar mustache.
Discord: This will be very fun. Once we get this started, we'll torturize every single 조랑말 in the crowd.
Karl: Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
Kyle: Only one problem. 당신 don't look anything like a pony.
Karl: Even with that disguise.
Discord: I don't have to look anything like a 조랑말 당신 idiots!
Screwball: Five 분 before curtains open.
Discord: Okay, get ready!
Screwball: Five 분 are up!
Karl: What?
Kyle: That felt 더 많이 like five seconds!
Screwball: *Opens curtains*
Discord: *Walks onto stage* Hello! Today, I am going to show 당신 some amazing magic tricks. First, I'm going to have somepony go into a box, and disappear!
Karl: *Brings out box, then sees 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Sees Karl* wait a minute...
Karl: Boss, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash is in the audience.
Discord: Excellent. I need one volunteer to go into this box. Who want's to do it?
Ponies: *Raising hooves*
Pinkie Pie: OOH!! OOH, OOH! PICK MEEEE!!
Discord: How about this blue beautiful pegasus?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Me?
Discord: Yes, come onto the stage.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Goes onto stage*
조랑말 46: That's not fair!
조랑말 24: She didn't even raise her hooves!
Discord: Step into the box.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Steps into box*
Discord: Now, I'm going to make the blue 조랑말 disappear! *Waving wand*
Soon, purple smoke came out of the wand, and in the box, a hole appeared in the door, and 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash fell into a truck. She was expecting this however, and Screwball ran quickly downstage to drive the truck.
Discord: *Opens box*
Pinkie Pie: *Eyes pop out wide open* Dashie?!
Discord: Yes, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash is gone. And now, *Makes everypony except Pinkie disappear* You'll be gone too.
Meanwhile in the truck.
Screwball: *Drives out of garage*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Kicks door open*
Screwball: *Hears noise* What was that?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Flies out of box, then out of the truck, and on 상단, 맨 위로 of the truck*
Screwball: *Turning left, and right*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Sits in 좌석 다음 to Screwball, then smiles* Hi.
Screwball: What are 당신 doing here?!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Enjoying the scenery. It's really nice to go driving during this time of year.
Screwball: Get out of here! *Pushes 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Whoa! *Nearly falls out truck* What was that for? I was being polite!
Screwball: 당신 can be polite 의해 getting killed! *Turns truck to the right*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Flies up*
Screwball: ggrrrrrrrrrrr!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Gets back to 좌석 in truck 다음 to Screwball* Did 당신 miss me?
Screwball: No! *Tries to 펀치 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Grabs Screwball's hoof, and throws it back at her*
Screwball: *Hits herself*
랜덤 Pony: *Driving car*
Screwball: *About to hit car*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Flies out of truck, gets in front of it, and stops it from moving*
Pony: *Stops car* Ma'am, are 당신 okay?
Screwball: *Floors it* Come on, 옮기기 it!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Struggling to prevent truck from moving* Yeah. If 당신 could 옮기기 your car backwards, that would be great!
Pony: *Drives backwards*
Screwball: *Still trying to drive forward* Why won't 당신 go anywhere?!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Still pushing against truck* How much longer do I have to do this?
Screwball: MOVE! *Puts truck in reverse, and floors it*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Lets go of truck*
Screwball: AHHH! *Drives into river*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Pinkie Pie! I gotta go help her! *Flies back to magic show*
When she got there, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash found out that Pinkie Pie defeated Discord, Karl, and Kyle.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie Pie: Dashie!!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Are 당신 okay?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. What about you?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I'm a little tired, but I can't complain.
The End
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 8
The Magic Show
One day, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Sits at a 표, 테이블 with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied 의해 chains.
What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He was wearing a black cape, with a black 상단, 맨 위로 hat, and a fake handlebar mustache.
Discord: This will be very fun. Once we get this started, we'll torturize every single 조랑말 in the crowd.
Karl: Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
Kyle: Only one problem. 당신 don't look anything like a pony.
Karl: Even with that disguise.
Discord: I don't have to look anything like a 조랑말 당신 idiots!
Screwball: Five 분 before curtains open.
Discord: Okay, get ready!
Screwball: Five 분 are up!
Karl: What?
Kyle: That felt 더 많이 like five seconds!
Screwball: *Opens curtains*
Discord: *Walks onto stage* Hello! Today, I am going to show 당신 some amazing magic tricks. First, I'm going to have somepony go into a box, and disappear!
Karl: *Brings out box, then sees 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Sees Karl* wait a minute...
Karl: Boss, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash is in the audience.
Discord: Excellent. I need one volunteer to go into this box. Who want's to do it?
Ponies: *Raising hooves*
Pinkie Pie: OOH!! OOH, OOH! PICK MEEEE!!
Discord: How about this blue beautiful pegasus?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Me?
Discord: Yes, come onto the stage.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Goes onto stage*
조랑말 46: That's not fair!
조랑말 24: She didn't even raise her hooves!
Discord: Step into the box.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Steps into box*
Discord: Now, I'm going to make the blue 조랑말 disappear! *Waving wand*
Soon, purple smoke came out of the wand, and in the box, a hole appeared in the door, and 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash fell into a truck. She was expecting this however, and Screwball ran quickly downstage to drive the truck.
Discord: *Opens box*
Pinkie Pie: *Eyes pop out wide open* Dashie?!
Discord: Yes, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash is gone. And now, *Makes everypony except Pinkie disappear* You'll be gone too.
Meanwhile in the truck.
Screwball: *Drives out of garage*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Kicks door open*
Screwball: *Hears noise* What was that?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Flies out of box, then out of the truck, and on 상단, 맨 위로 of the truck*
Screwball: *Turning left, and right*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Sits in 좌석 다음 to Screwball, then smiles* Hi.
Screwball: What are 당신 doing here?!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Enjoying the scenery. It's really nice to go driving during this time of year.
Screwball: Get out of here! *Pushes 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Whoa! *Nearly falls out truck* What was that for? I was being polite!
Screwball: 당신 can be polite 의해 getting killed! *Turns truck to the right*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Flies up*
Screwball: ggrrrrrrrrrrr!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Gets back to 좌석 in truck 다음 to Screwball* Did 당신 miss me?
Screwball: No! *Tries to 펀치 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Grabs Screwball's hoof, and throws it back at her*
Screwball: *Hits herself*
랜덤 Pony: *Driving car*
Screwball: *About to hit car*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Flies out of truck, gets in front of it, and stops it from moving*
Pony: *Stops car* Ma'am, are 당신 okay?
Screwball: *Floors it* Come on, 옮기기 it!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Struggling to prevent truck from moving* Yeah. If 당신 could 옮기기 your car backwards, that would be great!
Pony: *Drives backwards*
Screwball: *Still trying to drive forward* Why won't 당신 go anywhere?!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Still pushing against truck* How much longer do I have to do this?
Screwball: MOVE! *Puts truck in reverse, and floors it*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Lets go of truck*
Screwball: AHHH! *Drives into river*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Pinkie Pie! I gotta go help her! *Flies back to magic show*
When she got there, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash found out that Pinkie Pie defeated Discord, Karl, and Kyle.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie Pie: Dashie!!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Are 당신 okay?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. What about you?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I'm a little tired, but I can't complain.
The End
Wat:
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a 구름, 클라우드 of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real 프렌즈 don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a 구름, 클라우드 of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real 프렌즈 don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.