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Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.

Twilight: Man, from all of the 책 I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because 당신 know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.

On a TV show called M*A*S*H, at least half of the episodes have ponies in the Military Police. They either find ponies going A.W.O.L, 또는 arrest somepony for stealing military property.

One of our camera crews got permission to be in a Military Base, located somewhere in the southern region of Equestria.

MP Pony: I'm Seargent O'Neil, and this is my partner, Corporal Simpson.
MP 조랑말 2: How are you?
MP Pony: We take a look at some of our military bases, and make sure that things run smoothly. We don't want anything bad happening to the soldiers. It's bad enough that they're in the army.
조랑말 Soldier 46: Hey, 당신 스톨, 훔친 some of the ammunition for my gun!
조랑말 Soldier 53: Yeah, well I'm a higher rank than you, private!
조랑말 Soldier 46: Oh s**t, MP's behind us.
조랑말 Soldier 53: I'm not falling for that. *Punches soldier*
MP Pony: Here we go. *Runs toward fight*
MP 조랑말 2: *Follows*
Camera Pony: *Follows MP's*
조랑말 Soldier 53: *Continues to fight*
MP Pony: Hey, stop the fight!
조랑말 Soldier 53: *Gets up* Oh, sir. Thank goodness you're here. This private here was trying to assault me. The lower the rank, the dumber they are.
MP Pony: Actually Captain, we heard, and saw the entire thing.
MP 조랑말 2: If you'll come with us, we're going to discuss this with your commanding officer.
조랑말 Soldier 46: I tried telling him about 당신 guys, but he wouldn't listen.
MP Pony: That's alright Private, get back to what 당신 were doing.
조랑말 Soldier 53: Hey, what's with that stallion carrying the camera?
MP Pony: He has permission to see what we're doing. This is all part of the job.
MP 조랑말 2: Smile. 당신 could become famous.
조랑말 Soldier 53: Yeah, well maybe this will make me famous. F**k you!

Unfortunately, his fame has been destroyed 의해 us censoring a certain word he said.

We showed this video to some other ponies, and here's what they said.

Twilight: Man, that private was a b**ch. Why did the military police help him?
Fluttershy: The captain should have asked for the ammo before he 스톨, 훔친 it.
Rarity: It's things like that, which make me feel great for not being in the army.
Derpy: Wait. What were 당신 showing me? Can I go 집 now? I'm supposed to be baking muffins.
Celestia: Well. I'm glad none of my soldiers fight like that.
Canterlot Soldier: Hey, watch where you're going!
Canterlot Soldier 2: What are 당신 talking about?
Canterlot Soldier: 당신 hit me!
Canterlot Soldier 2: I was nowhere near you! *Tackles soldiers, and fights him*
Celestia: *Not amused* I stand corrected.

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