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When most ponies think about the police, they think about the ones that protect towns/cities. What they don't know is that there are police ponies for many things. Towns, cities, railroads, even the military has it's own police force.

We got a camera crew to follow a 조랑말 in the railroad police, doing a daily patrol in Kansas City, Maressouri. Then, this happened.

RP Pony: *Driving train* I'm officer Johnny Johnson, and I've been in the railroad police for a few years. It's not like being an ordinary cop, 당신 don't just pull somepony over for going over the speed limit. 당신 gotta make sure that every train has what it's supposed to have in cargo, workers, and the right type of freight car for that cargo. There's a lot of other things we RP ponies have to do, such as stop vandals from destroying track, 또는 trains.
Dispatch: Dispatch to engine 602.
RP Pony: *Grabs walkie talkie* Go ahead Dispatch.
Dispatch: We're getting multiple reports of a sabotage on the mainline, going over the river into the Kansas side of our city.
RP Pony: Roger that, I'm on my way to the bridge. *Puts on siren* We have to go to the bridge, and stop some ponies from their saboteur on the train bridge going onto the Kansas side of this city. We're on that line, about .2 miles from it, so they're expecting me to stop them.
Camera Pony: *Filming mainline in front of train*
Interviewing Pony: Are 당신 only allowed to have one caboose coupled up to your engine?
RP Pony: Yeah, it's to keep our engine from pulling too much weight. If we only have one caboose coupled up to our engine, we can find a train, and tow it back to whatever city it came from. *Sees bridge* There's the bridge. *stops train in front of bridge*
Gangster Ponies: *Running away*
RP Pony: They're making a run for it. *Jumps out of engine, and chases gangsters* Hey, get back here!
Camera Pony: *Filming police 조랑말 chasing gangsters*
RP Pony: *Tackles gangster to ground* What were 당신 doing?
Gangster: Nothing man.
RP Pony: Would 당신 mind explaining to me why 당신 were on that bridge with your friends?
Gangster: We're just chillin, we didn't do s**t.
RP Pony: What was with the hammers 당신 ponies had?
Gangster: Nothing!
RP Pony: Then explain to me why those tracks were damaged.
Gangster: Too many heavy trains.
RP Pony: I don't buy it. *Grabs hoofcuffs, and arrests gangster* You're underarrest for vandalism of public property, and you'll be in jail for two years. 당신 have the right to remain silent, anything 당신 say can, and will be used against 당신 in the court of law.

As Johnny, and the camera 조랑말 were walking back to their engine, a Railroad Police car pulled up.

RP 조랑말 3: 당신 got them?
RP Pony: Only one of them. There were two others that ran away, they went westbound. They'll probably try to destroy this track again, and if they do, we'll stop them.
RP 조랑말 3: We'll get 'em. *Drives away*
Gangster: They'll get them man.
RP Pony: *Ignores gangster, and puts him in caboose*
Gangster: 당신 ain't just gonna ignore me, are you?
RP Pony: *Locking door*
Gangster: Man, nopony is in here. I can escape!
RP Pony: There's only one door, and I locked it. 당신 won't get out. *Walks back to engine*
Camera Pony: *Following RP Pony*
RP Pony: That's how it is with those ponies. They do something bad, try to hide it, and they pay the consequence. *Climbs into engine* We have to go backwards since the track in front of us is damaged.
Camera Pony: *Climbs back in*
RP Pony: 602 to dispatch, I got one of the suspects, track needs to be repaired, I'm bringing the suspect to you.
Dispatch: Roger that, good work.

2 B continued
It was time for Big Mac's trail.
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. 당신 realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find 사랑 in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS 사랑 me.
Ditto: 당신 got a lot of problems, don't you?

After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. 또는 hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck 당신 too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.

TO BE CONTAINUED
Meanwhile.
Ditto and his group continued searching for Big Mac.
At one point he ran into Tom Foolery.
Tom: Hey. Hey. It's the famish guy.
Ditto: Yeah.. I guess it is.
Tom: Aren't 당신 the chief of police.
Ditto: Uh huh.
Tom: What brings 당신 here?.. All out of 도넛 in Canterlot.
Audience: *laughs*
Ditto: ............ What the hell was that!?
Tom: Sorry. I can't get rid of them.
Ditto: Ahh.. Celestia was complain about the same thing yesterday., she ordered me to scare them off., It took less effect then 당신 might think it would.
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Anyway. What do 당신 want.. Sir?
Ditto: Well.... I'm...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest 별, 스타 Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 76: Foul Ball
Date: August 11, 1958
Location:...
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posted by BlackPetals
Boo. I've come back from the grave to write 더 많이 랜덤 things. Seriously, this time. I believe I've improved as a writer, after several stories a few dozen poems and about ten 글쓰기 classes. So, let's see how this goes.

A slender but sturdy 주황색, 오렌지 mare bucked her hind legs, her hooves thumping into a tree. Apples fell like rain, overflowing the buckets and coaxing a smile. A few feet away, a canary-coated mare flinched, letting out a squeak. "It- it's very l-loud..." She mumbled, cheeks pink. The 주황색, 오렌지 mate laughed. "Of course it is, Fluttershy. All hard work produces noise." The mare's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing 의해 a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, 당신 have parked too close to a 불, 화재 hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the 불, 화재 hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says 당신 have to park ten hooves, or...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would 당신 like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that 당신 threatened to beat her up if 당신 saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have 당신 seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't 당신 have some drinks with me? You'll 사랑 it.
Bob: How many did 당신 have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would 당신 like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would 당신 want to beat...
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Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that 당신 call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are 당신 so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes 사과, 애플 Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd 사과, 애플 Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
퀸 of Changelings: This 일 is going to be perfect, the kind of 일 of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This 일 was going to be perfect, the kind of 일 of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my 프렌즈 to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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