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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The game ended with the Giants winning 12 to 11. Jerry, and Howard left leaving Bob with Emily.

Emily: I did not like how tonight ended.
Bob: Well, it's not my fault that Howard is clumsy.
Emily: That's not the point Bob. 당신 should have had Jerry show up at another time, and tell me about it a few days before his arrival.
Bob: Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Are we still going out to 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 tomorrow night?
Emily: Ugh. *Goes to bed*
Bob: I'll take that as a yes then.

다음 morning at Bob's work place, he was talking to two ponies that had a problem with their wives.

Bob: Alright Richard, and Al. What can I help 당신 two with?
Al: Our wives keep bothering us.
Richard: We want to do some things together, like ordinary stallions, but our wives won't let us. I try to go to his house, but my wife won't let me.
Al: And every time I try to go to Richie's place, his wife won't let me go.
Bob: Perhaps 당신 should exchange wives.
Al: Are 당신 serious?
Bob: No. I like to have some humor during my job, but here's what I really want 당신 two to do. If your wives won't let 당신 hang out with each other, ask them why.
Al: And then what?
Bob: 당신 explain to your wives why 당신 think it's important for the both of 당신 to hang out.
Richard: Yeah. That's a good idea.
Al: We'll tell them right now. Thank 당신 Mr. Newhart.
Bob: The pleasure is mine, and good luck.
Al & Richard: *Leave*
Bob: *On phone* Carol, do I have any other patients?
Carol: No, not yet.
Bob: Okay good. I want to surprise Emily 의해 making a reservation to a restaurant.
Carol: Who would run a restaurant that has reservations? If they make 당신 wait just to go in the restaurant, there's no point in going.
Bob: I know, it's stupid, but I want to do something special for my wife.
Carol: Go for it Bob.
Bob: I already am.
Jerry: *Enters room* 저기요 Bob, do 당신 have a minute?
Bob: Unfortunately, I'm busy right now. 당신 can come back in a few minutes.
Jerry: Sure, thank you. *Walks away*
Bob: *On phone* Hi, is this the only good restaurant of Fillydelphia compared to all the other places that has terrible food?
Waiter: Please, just call us Togrofctatopthtf.
Bob: What does that mean?
Waiter: It's short for the only good restaurant of Fillydelphia compared to all the other places that has terrible food.
Bob: That's pretty clever. *Clears throat* Listen, I'd like to make a reservation for a party of two for tonight. We'll arrive at 7.
Waiter: Very well. We will have a 표, 테이블 waiting for 당신 at 7. Please, don't be late.
Bob: I wouldn't miss it for the world. *Hangs up*
Jerry: *Returns* Hi Bob, I'm back.
Bob: Hi Jerry. Some game yesterday, huh?
Jerry: Yeah, that was fun to watch. Would 당신 like to do that again tonight?
Bob: I can't Jerry, I gotta take my wife out to dinner, but I can come over to your place tomorrow if you're interested.
Jerry: Yeah, that sounds good. Do 당신 know where the zoo is?
Bob: Yeah.
Jerry: Take a cab there, and I'll give 당신 a ride to my place.
Bob: Sounds good.
Carol: Jerry, somepony is here to see you.
Jerry: I gotta go Bob. I'll see 당신 later.
Bob: Yeah, I'm looking 앞으로 to it.

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Rainbow Dash: Big adventures!
Pinkie Pie: BON! BON! BON!
Rarity: a beautiful heart!
Apple Jack: faithful and strong.
Fluttershy: shating kindness!
Twilight:: it's an easy feat!
And sandvich makes it all complete
My Little Pony!
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posted by _MockingJay_
Silver Tune was worried as she was walking back home. She looked around every 10 seconds. Trixie's sentence, "You're dead meat!" was still on her mind. Silver Tune was holding the razor that was in her pocket.

???: HEY!

Silver Tune gasped. She turned around and saw Trixie with two other mares beside her. Silver Tune's eyes widen.

ST: *shows Razor at Trixie* Don't 당신 dare come close to me!
Trixie: *laughs* It's 3 against 1. Yeah, I don't think so.
Lily: *laughs*
Rose: Idiot. *laughs*
ST: *gulps* *takes a step back*
Rose: Aww, don't be afraid.
Lily: Yeah, we'll just like beat 당신 up, that's all....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run 의해 thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 7: The boss of my boss is my enemy

Idea by: Chibi-Emmy

May 25, 1951

We start this episode near the station of Cheyenne. An observation car was sitting on a siding near the line.

???: Oh my god man! How many of these engines do 당신 still have?
Pete: The same ammount we had since 1944.
???: That's not good! We can't allow this!!!
Pete: Sir, we have a...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon ran surprisingly fast to the end of the train, and was getting prepared to use a spell that would get the derailed cars back onto the tracks.

Gordon: *panting* I have to make it. *nearly trips* I'm so close to the end. *lays on ground*

Gordon stopped, after only moving an inch, running alongside a train that was one mile long.

Coffee Creme: *teleports to end of train*
Gordon: No, no, no! Don't tell Orion anything!! *runs again* Damnit, I'm getting tired. *falls on ground*
Orion: He can't run for shit.
Coffee Creme: Really? Whatever, let's just get our trains back on the tracks, and repair...
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The last we saw our heroes, they met three new characters: Tropical Breeze, Toopie the octopus, and Red Rose (fiancee of King Sombra). They had just formulated a plan to overthrow King Cobra, and had packed the necessary belongings for the road before them. Since it was evening, they planned on going in the morning. As they slept, one was still awake, far across Equestria.

King Cobra: (Hissing to himself) I can't wait to get a 옮기기 on and conquer this blasted land already. Hopefully I'll also find that sniveling coward King Sombra, so I can rip his horn right out of his skull!

Anvil, the main...
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 Jenny Fivel
Jenny Fivel
after that statement i put the newspaper back in my saddle bag. ,"Scootaloo what was that?" Cherilee asked. ,"nothing Ms. Cherilee haha" i said nervously
Cherilee grabbed it out of my hooves and looked at it and gasped. ,"this must of been what happened to jenny" she was surprised 의해 the newspaper i found. later we went to the Ponyville Historic museum and she turned it into the museum. The 다음 일 our class to a field trip to the museum and i learned a lot 더 많이 about Fivel than before . But still me and my sister and Twilight all found the real evidence that the law enforcement was to scared...
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Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will show 당신 them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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FIM Twilight soon found Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, and 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.

FIM Rarity: What is it? And where's Pinkie Pie?
FIM Twilight: Man, I have no clue!
FIM Applejack: I suppose those other ponies that look exactly like us killed her! Their version of 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash was scared when I attacked her.
FIM 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Oh, of course 당신 had to beat me up! Why couldn't 당신 have gone for the one that looked like Rarity?
FIM Rarity: How dare you?! No one is supposed to hit a lady!
FIM 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: We're all "Ladies" I think I can beat 당신 up if I wanted to.
FIM Fluttershy: Um. Can no 조랑말 get beat up?...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
 SnowFlake
SnowFlake
In Equestria... One 일 is soo special... the 4 Ponies is chose to be a Warriors... Heros... Special Ponies who protect Equestria from evil Underground Ponies... the normal Ponies from small Cities can be true warriors? yes... here a story of 5 프렌즈 who wants to be a warriors...


ACT
I
THE NEW WARRIORS

Dan : blah blah blah... blahhhhhh....
Shadow : uhhhhhh
SnowFlake : *eating ice scream*
Celestia : DEAR PONIES!!!! THE NEW 4 WARRIORS IS : SNOWFLAKE, SHADOW, ORIONSTARDUST AND DAN!!!!!
Dan : I know I dont gonna b- WAIT WHAT!!!!
Luna : uhhh Dan Shadow SnowFlake and OrionDust gonna be heros
Shadow :...
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 Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt
Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt
It was a busy time on the highway from Ponyville to Fillydelphia. Another truck carrying drugs was in a hurry. It had to go to Filly as fast as possible, 100 miles an hour.

Sean: *driving Firebolt*
Nikki: *driving Wrestler*
Daredevil: *driving Supra*
Rainbow Dash: *driving Pegasus*

All four upgraded their cars, and Sean's Firebolt was new. Courtesy of the Canterlot car company.

Sean: Alright. Let's see what this baby can do! *goes 110*
Nikki: I can go faster then you! *Goes 120*
Daredevil: I'll go faster then both of you! *goes 130*
Rainbow Dash: 당신 forgot about me *goes 140*
Sean: Ok. There's the...
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The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.

Dan: So 당신 from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
Rainbow Dash: Come on 당신 guys.
Sean: I'll meet 당신 there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: 당신 always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
Rainbow Dash: Ok.

All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.

Sean: This is a really great choice of a city...
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 "Are 당신 bucking joking?!"
"Are you bucking joking?!"
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash woke up in the morning and flew down to Sweet 사과, 애플 Acres. 사과 브랜디 was already knocking down apples into a bucket. "Morning Rainbow" AJ said to her mare friend. "You get started on that side as she pointed with her hoof. "Got it" the Pegasus said excitedly. It didn't take long before 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash got tired, "AJ..." She yelled over to the other side. "Yeah Rainbow?" The farmer 조랑말 asked. "I'm exhausted" Dash managed to shout. "Well...if 당신 can holler, then get back to it" 사과, 애플 said to her. ," are 당신 bucking joking?!" RD said as if surprised. "Yep, 당신 said 당신 wanted to help me". "Yeah but I didn't know this is how hard 당신 worked every day" 사과 브랜디 stopped and walked over to her mare friend looking like she was coming over to hit her. "We'll Rainbow! I thought 당신 wanted to help me?! If y'all don't, then get outta here!" Her country voice was starting to show due to her anger. 
 "If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
"If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
After returning from St. Foalis we discovered that 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash was no where to be seen.

Sean: Where'd she go?
Pinkie Pie: She went to be with Scootaloo.

The two pegasi were at Cloudsdale celebrating for Scootaloo. She just passed flight school, and the two were having lunch together.

Scootaloo: Everypony thought I was amazing.
Rainbow Dash: They sure did. What kind of 피자 do 당신 want?
Scootaloo: One with sausage, and onions.
Rainbow Dash: Good choices. And to drink?
Scootaloo: I guess I'll have a Dr. Whoover.

Rainbow Dash went to order the pizza, and drinks when she noticed a alicorn fly by....
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Several 분 after beating up Diamond Tiara, 사과 브랜디 went back to her family's place.

granny smith: A.J. I just got a call from the cops saying that 당신 beat up a filly.
Applejack: She made fun of Applebloom, and beat up a police officer.
granny smith: Well that doesn't mean 당신 can beat the crap out of them.
Applejack: Yeah it does.

A few 분 after talking with granny smith, things got out of hand.

Rarity: Why am I here?
Applejack: Just keep an eye on them *floors it*
Applebloom: Applejack?! Where ya goin?
Applejack: *drives toward toll booth*
toll pony: 2 bits.
Applejack: *pays toll*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Twilight helped Derpy & Octavia escape, then they were making their way off the boat.

Twilight: 당신 two wait here. We need Pinkie since she has the map.
Octavia: Oh perfect. 당신 better get her quickly.
Twilight: Pinkie? Come here.
Pinkie Pie: *hops toward Twilight* Guten Tag Twilight. *laughs*
Twilight: Stop speaking german, and come with me.
Pinkie Pie: Nein, ich bin Deutsch, damit ich sie sprechen kann, wenn ich will.
Twilight: What? *kidnaps Pinkie* Row!
Octavia: Can't 당신 use magic to teleport us?
Twilight: I can, but I'm not teleporting 당신 guys.
Derpy: Aaawww.
Tourist 조랑말 4: *drives...
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 Lightning Dust spriniting though woods
Lightning Dust spriniting though woods
When Pin Tail shot the insane 조랑말 in the 초 story, the troops left the house. Once General Sky Night thought he heard something, Sky said ,"I think we should 옮기기 towards the back of the house". Scootaloo asked worried ,"was there someone up there with them?"

"Probably.." Green interrupted "I thought I saw another shadow near the 부엌, 주방 on the first floor" he finished. "So then we are going to have to go into the Dungeon woods then" The general told them. 

After their conversation the Ponyville military went into the woods and searched for the enemy 조랑말 that escaped the battle. It only...
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I am about to parachute out of an airplane with Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash. This could be interesting.

Sean: *looks out window*
Rarity: We're going to jump soon.
Sean: Why don't 당신 three go first?
Rarity: That's nice of you.
Pinkie Pie: Green light go!

Soon the four of us jump out of the plane deploying our parachutes, getting ready to defend Manehattan from the griffons. Back at Canterlot

Twilight: Griffons!
Fluttershy: Oh my *trembling in fear*
Celestia: Theres over a dozen of them! ATTACK!
ponies: *fire 총 at griffons*
griffons: *fire back* FOR GILDA!!
soldier: *shoots machine gun*
Two...
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The once lived a young filly named Alice. She was a strange little filly, always curious about everything, especially what her cutie mark was going to be. One 일 she decided to go and find it. As she was exploring around the edge of the everfree forest, she saw a 망아지, 콜트 hopping around like a rabbit. "Where are 당신 going?" She called, "My name is Alice and why are 당신 jumping up and down?"
"No time to talk," He sounded nervous. "I am very late and if that bird doesn't get here soon-" He gulped "it's off with my head." His cutie mark was a gold pocket watch and if 당신 looked closely, 당신 could...
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Hello everypony! Since 당신 people are so nice to me,I wanted to tell 당신 some things 당신 don't know about me!

1.)I 사랑 going to school. I like school because I get to learn new things everyday. I also like seeing my friends. I don't like recess because it is crazy. I wish our recess can either be 읽기 또는 drawing.

2.)I want to be a brain surgeon when I grow up. I even have a book that I am studying and it is called Anotonomy 300°. I study it when I have time.

3.)I 사랑 the 60's music! Here is a list to prove it! They are my 가장 좋아하는 songs.

I Get Around The 바닷가, 비치 Boys***
I'm A Believer The Monkees*...
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As we fly away the alarm sounds off, and it seems fine for us so far. Then five airplanes start to chase me, all of them are the same type that I'm flying. They try to shoot me, but I dodge their bullets, turn around, and shoot back at them. I nearly shot one of the pilots, breaking the glass of the cockpit. As I pass them, they turn around behind me once again. Soon I spot a 보트 in a river under me. I fly towards it, and two of them follow me, the other three get above me. I get closer to the boat, as Joe tries to teleport us. "Not yet!" I tell him. Right when it looks like we're about to...
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