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Con returned to the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot to get some gadgets from S.

Con: Hello S. How are you?
S: Fine. Another day, another dollar.
Con: What do 당신 have for me?
S: I have some things that might grab your interest. First, I got a brand new Aston Maretin for you. With machine 총 that pop out of the sides, turbo boost, wings with jet engines that pop out of the doors with the push of a button, and stinger missiles behind the headlights.
Con: That's a lot.
S: You'll need it when 당신 take out Discord. Word is that he just made a deal with Mexico, and now they joined his army.
Con: Oh great. We're supposed to find Shadow The Hedgehog, and make him talk about Discord.
Spike: Well, good luck with that.
Con: I'm going to guess that 당신 don't know where he is.
S: I don't even know who he is.
Con: Whatever, show me some other gadgets.
S: Right. *Shows toy tank*
Con: Don't 당신 think I'm too old for toys?
S: This is no ordinary toy 0007. Watch, and learn. *Puts toy tank on ground, and grabs remote control* 당신 옮기기 the tank around with the left analog stick, and 옮기기 the 터릿, 터렛 around with the right analog stick. And with the left button, 당신 shoot shells from the turret. *Hits left button*

A small shell was shot out of the tank, hit a wall, and blew a huge hole in it.

Con: And, the right button is for the machine gun. Am I correct?
S: Yes. Here's another thing. *Shows bike chain*
Con: Do 당신 expect me to lock up my car with this?
S: No, but if 당신 somehow end up putting this on somepony's bike, 당신 can set up the lock combination, and have it go off at anytime 당신 want. *Moving numbers on bike chain* Tap the two middle digits twice to arm the bomb, and tap it twice to disarm it.
Con: Very creative. Is that it?
S: Oh, just one 더 많이 thing. And it's not the Columbo reference I just made. *Shows Mini Uzi* Extended clip to hold 40 bullets, and is fully automatic. Now, bring all four of these to me in one piece Mr. Mane.
Con: 당신 know I will. *Grabs gadgets, and puts them in car*
S: Yep. Sure.
Con: *Drives away*

Meanwhile, at my house, I was laying in 침대 with 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.

Sean: You've been a very good princess so far. *Kissing 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: And you're a great general. *Kisses Sean*
Sean: 당신 could be one like me 당신 know.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I don't think I know how.
Sean: Well, I guess you'll have to be in military training. *Kisses 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Kisses Sean* Aw yeah.

The doorbell rings.

Sean: Well, I wonder who that could be. *Gets out of bed*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Do 당신 want me to wait here?
Sean: I don't know, I probably won't come back.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Don't say that. You're the toughest war hero I know.
Sean: Well, thanks for the encouragement. *Runs downstairs, and opens door* Hello Mr. Mane.
Con: 당신 ready?
Sean: 당신 know I am.
Con: Good, because we need to find Shadow quickly.
Sean: Alright, let's get in my car, and-
Con: Hold up, your car? No, we're taking my car.
Sean: I wanna take my car!
Con: Well too bad, you're getting in my car!
Sean: *Sighs* Excuse me for a minute. *Runs upstairs*
Con: Where are 당신 going?!
Sean: *Returns to 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash* Take the keys to my car, and follow me.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Why?
Sean: Because Con won't let me take it, but I wanna ride it. That's why I want 당신 to follow me.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I ain't getting involved in this!
Sean: Yeah 당신 are. Call Luna, let her know that you're helping me out with something, and that she'll have to take over for you.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Ugh, fine.
Sean: Thank you. *Runs back to Con*
Con: What was that all about?
Sean: Mind your own business. *Gets in car*
Con: *Gets in car, and drives* I am minding my own business, you're my partner.
Sean: We only met ten 분 ago. We haven't known each other long enough. Therefore it is not your business.
Con: Well, if 당신 keep that behavior up, maybe I won't want to know you.
Sean: Well, you're gonna have to get used to that, because we're working together. Shadow the hedgehog could be anywhere, and we need to find him.
Con: Yeah, whatever. *Looking in rearview mirror* Is that your special somepony following us?
Sean: Yeah.
Con: She's got a nice car.
Sean: Actually, that's my car. 당신 know... The one 당신 wouldn't let me drive. The one I wanted to use to hunt down Shadow with.
Con: Vintage cars like that shouldn't be used for hunting down enemies.
Sean: I do it all the time, and it has never been damaged whatsoever.
Con: Yeah, okay. It had to get damaged at least once.
Sean: Nope.
Con: Why not?
Sean: I park it in a 안전한, 안전 spot.

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 My car.
My car.
 Con's brand new Aston Maretin
Con's brand new Aston Maretin
posted by mariofan14
I have given out some wise sayings to 당신 people in the past. Hopefully they helped 당신 all become 더 많이 of a "human" person, not a "scumbag" person.

And so, for no specific reason whatsoever, I'll give 당신 all some wise sayings to help 당신 out some more, as well as myself. Just to let 당신 know, some of these are based on proverbs from the biblical Book of Proverbs.

Here is what I would like to say:

Bad people 당신 hang out with are a trap, waiting to capture 당신 at any given moment.

Treasure what 당신 may be given from people, be it object 또는 affection. Neither lasts as long as 당신 would think it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Our last part of this episode, and we have two things for you. First up, Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: For August 2015, it's Nickfurious94, a new guy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: With that out of the way, it's time for the bloopers we created while filming this episode.

Blooper song: link

Tom: Hello everypony, and- *Waits for Master Sword to cough*
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Do it again.

Take 2

Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: 당신 interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jim, Case Cracker, and Gordon were about to make their attack on the Rock Island Bikers, but first they needed to do something at an abandoned warehouse.

Jim: *Driving the van*
Gordon: Hey. When 당신 said abandoned warehouse, what did 당신 mean 의해 that?
Jim: It's a place only I know about. Since 당신 two are going to see it, 당신 can't tell anypony else. Got it?
Gordon: Got it.
Case Cracker: Got it. Whats at this abandoned warehouse anyways?
Jim: A lot of guns, and ammunition. 당신 put those RIB uniforms on now. We want to fool them.
Case Cracker: Alright. *puts on uniform*
Gordon: *puts on uniform*...
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Rarity decided to go over to Saten's house, it's clear they would have a common interest, and as much as they don't always like each other, they should probably work together.

Inside Saten's house, probably trying to forget about what Rarity informed him, he was using a glass bong full of Marijuna while the begining lyrics of Black Greace 의해 The Black 천사 was playing in the background.
(such a awesome song).

"God. This weed sucks. I'm gonna have ta talk to Master Sword about where he found it" Saten cried, disappointed in how non effective the drug is.

Suddenly there was a knock on his door....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
빠삐용 went to see Andrew. They were both laying down in their beds 다음 to each other.

Andrew: Did 당신 ask Louie about the escape?
Papillon: Yeah, he said he'd be joining us.
Andrew: That's great. When do we go?
Papillon: Tonight.
Andre: *Arrives* Did I hear 당신 two are planning to escape?
Papillon: Yeah.
Andre: May I 가입하기 you?
Papillon: The 더 많이 the merrier.
Andrew: Yeah, you're in.
Andre: Great. I know the perfect time to escape, tomorrow night.
Papillon: Why not tonight?
Andre: A band is coming here tomorrow night. One of the guards told me about it.
Papillon: Good idea.
Andrew: And that way,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the San Franciscolt Federal Credit Union, where Pierce's wife works.

Pierce: They told me to let 당신 know about these bank robbers coming here on a train from LA.
Nikki: Are 당신 sure about it?
Pierce: Yes, I'm sure. It's on the news, the LAPD told us, and I got to wait at the train station with a bunch of other ponies.
Nikki: Do they know which station to go to?
Pierce: What are 당신 talking about?
Nikki: Will the train be going to the station here, 또는 in Oatland?
Pierce: I don't know.
Nikki: Is there anything 당신 do know about the train?
Pierce: It's from Amtrak. We saw some of the news footage,...
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The train finally arrived in Ponyville.
Almost instantly, Pinkie Pie was there to reach introduce herself.
She still knew the Rarity, Applejack, 무지개, 레인 보우 and Fluttershy back then. But the others never met each other yet.
Pinkie: Welcome to Ponyville.
Derpy: Wow.. Back in Fillydefia. We would of gotten robbed 의해 now.
Saten: (shrugs unsurely).
Pinkie: Want me to give 당신 a tour?
Derpy: We.. We don't have any money.
Pinkie: (pets Derpy's head) Oh. 당신 don't silly, 당신 don't need money for this.
Derpy: Okay then.. As long as 당신 don't pet me like that. We'll be happy to.
Pinkie: (pets her head again) great.
Derpy: (groans)
Saten: (snickers to himself)


Well that's all I got..
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posted by alinah_09
Pain...Regret...Doubt...

A 월 has passed since Heave Ho has been charged in the hospital with having a coma after that certain incident,and i grieved in all those times. Its actually suitable for the likes of the 조랑말 who risked the life of his own dear brother,and now he has not even woken up yet. So to atone,i gave up on my ridiculous fantasy,after all,it was for the best. Besides,it is completely impossible for a mere earthpony like me to get up in the sky realm on my own,it was simply delusional. All those ponies were right,this stupidity is as unreachable as the sky is for me,and that...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the abandoned school building which was turning into a station, things were not going very well. Instead of putting down track for the yard, everypony was being lazy, and listening to the radio.

Radio Pony: *On advertisement mode* If 당신 want the greatest household appliances ever made for your home, then trust General Electric.
Jeff: General Electric makes household appliances?
Stylo: I wonder if they put any of those in the locomotives they make.
Pete: Come on, stop playing the commercials, and continue with the news.
Jeff: Sir, I bet 당신 they're doing great. 의해 now, they probably have all...
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