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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Frank Pollanchio
Frank Pollanchio
A few hours later in the briefing room in police headquarters.

Briggs: *Shows picture of a pony* Frank Pollanchio. He's forty five years old, and has been the leader of his own gang for about five years now. Sometimes, we see him hanging out at the harbor. Harry Callahan will be making the arrest.
Harry: 당신 want me to arrest him?
Briggs: Yes. You're the best 조랑말 we have for this job.
Harry: Lieutenant, there's something 당신 got to understand-
Briggs: I don't need to understand anything. Just get him.
Harry: Well 당신 can't just stop him, and arrest him. 당신 got to be creative. There's a reason why he's been around here without being in jail for a long time.
Briggs: That's none of my concern Callahan. Get the job done.

Meanwhile, at the harbor near the bridge going into Oakland.

Frank: *drives out of harbor*
Gangsters: *Following in two different cars*
Early Joe: The chase is on.
Harry: It's not really much of a chase if they're following the speed limit. *Follows Frank's convoy*

Soon, they were on the Golden Neigh Bridge.

Frank: *Driving 50 miles an hour*
Gangster: *Following in different car*
Gangster 2: *Following in another different car*
Frank: *Drives onto exit*
Gangster: *Follows*
Joe: Who do we follow?
Harry: We'll follow the two cars. *Drives onto exit*
Gangster: *Goes left*
Frank: *Goes right*
Joe: Now what?
Harry: Stick with the money. *Goes right*
Frank: *Driving up hill*
Harry: *Passes Frank*
Joe: What are 당신 doing?
Harry: Trust me. This won't take too long.
Frank: *Turns around*
Harry: *Turns around, and follows Frank*
Joe: Are 당신 going to ignore what Briggs said?
Harry: Yeah. *Gets behind Frank*
Frank: *Lowers window, and signals Harry to pass*
Harry: *Drives 다음 to Frank* Roll down your window.
Joe: What for?
Harry: Just do it.
Joe: *Rolls down window*
Harry: Excuse me, can 당신 help us out with something?
Frank: What do 당신 want?
Harry: We seem to be lost, do 당신 know where the San Quentin Hotel is?
Frank: It's right behind you. Don't 당신 see good?
Harry: Oh yeah, I see fine. I just wanted to see if 당신 knew where the San Quentin Hotel was, and 당신 do, don't you? Loser! *Drives away*
Frank: *Stops car*
Harry: I'll get 당신 sooner 또는 later. *Continues to drive*
Joe: Do 당신 always go 의해 your rules? No wonder Briggs is always losing his mind when he talks to you.
Harry: If 당신 do something somepony else's way, you're putting your life into somepony else's hooves.

2 B continued
 Frank driving down the Golden Neigh Bridge
Frank driving down the Golden Neigh Bridge
 The 초 gangster follows close behind
The second gangster follows close behind
 The third car in Frank's convoy, behind the 초 car
The third car in Frank's convoy, behind the second car
posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing 의해 a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, 당신 have parked too close to a 불, 화재 hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the 불, 화재 hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says 당신 have to park ten hooves, or...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would 당신 like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that 당신 threatened to beat her up if 당신 saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have 당신 seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't 당신 have some drinks with me? You'll 사랑 it.
Bob: How many did 당신 have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would 당신 like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would 당신 want to beat...
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Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that 당신 call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are 당신 so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes 사과, 애플 Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd 사과, 애플 Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
퀸 of Changelings: This 일 is going to be perfect, the kind of 일 of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This 일 was going to be perfect, the kind of 일 of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my 프렌즈 to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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