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posted by Seanthehedgehog
사과 브랜디 was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.

Rarity: That's the twentieth 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 당신 had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.

Next, 사과 브랜디 went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet 사과, 애플 Acres.

Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might make 당신 feel sick.
Applejack: What is this?! Educating 사과 브랜디 Day?! I need as much water as possible, so that I won't be dehydrated during my job. Then, I won't have to listen to annoying little ponies like you! *Walks away*
Applebloom: *Sitting in field*
Applejack: *Bucking trees* I gotta find some way to keep myself from getting too tired. Then, I wouldn't have to be bothered 의해 anypony.

As 사과 브랜디 was resting, she looked up in the sky. Then she saw a pegasus flying past. It seemed like any ordinary pegasus, but he had two pairs of wings. This gave 사과 브랜디 an idea.

Applejack: That's what I need. Now if I had a pair of wings, I could just fly to the 상단, 맨 위로 of the trees, and pick them whenever my back legs are feeling tired.
Applebloom: That 조랑말 who just flew past is visiting our town. He's supposed to be famous.
Douchebag: *Walks up* Everypony knows that 당신 don't need wings to get a job done. However, no matter what type of 조랑말 당신 are, 당신 mares will never do anything as good as a stallion. Why, we're even coming up with the technology to create 더 많이 ponies, so we won't need 당신 anymore. Goodbye. *walks away*
Applebloom: Was he serious about that?
Applejack: I hope not.

After getting the job done, 사과 브랜디 was with Snips, and Derpy.

Applejack: I'm not happy.
Snips: I know, 당신 had too much water, and now you're feeling sick. I warned you, but 당신 drank tons
Applejack: I ain't sick. I was-
Derpy: Of course 당신 are. 당신 drank too much water, and 당신 don't feel well. Drink some Ginger 에일, 에 일 instead, and then you'll feel better.
Applejack: Don't be ridiculous. *Walks away*
Celestia: *Arrives* Applejack, what's the matter?
Applejack: I feel sad.
Celestia: Why?
Applejack: I don't know. Is it true what Douchebag says?
Celestia: What does he say?
Applejack: That stallions are taking over.
Celestia: Don't worry Applejack, that will never happen as long as I'm the Ruler of Equestria.
Applejack: One 더 많이 질문 Princess, why did the visitor of Ponyville have two pairs of wings?
Celestia: Because he's the king of a world far away.

사과 브랜디 felt better, but Derpy was mad now.

Derpy: Anypony can be a king, but I should have two pairs of wings. I work hard enough for it.
Snips: *Smiling at Lyra* Derpy, would 당신 like my pair of wings?
Derpy: Yours? When did 당신 get a pair of wings?!
Snips: Alright, the deal's off. Would 당신 like them Lyra?
Lyra: I couldn't deprive 당신 of the honor. Besides, the fandom would freak out if I became an alicorn.
Snips: It is a great honor, but I can't cast a spell on myself to have wings. Perhaps Rarity would like to have another pair of wings.
Derpy: Okay, I'm sorry for being disrespectful. How many pairs of wings can I have, and when can I have them.
Snips: Hmmm, I can give 당신 six pairs of wings, and 당신 can have them 의해 tonight.
Derpy: Six lovely pairs of wings. Then, I'd have seven.

Derpy was so excited, that she asked Snips nineteen times if it was okay.

Derpy: Do 당신 think it will be alright?
Snips: Of course. I'll cast the spell now.

Near town hall, everypony gathered around where they could get a good view. Derpy arrived, but she felt silly. She did have seven pairs of wings, but apart from her regular pair, the other six didn't have enough feathers to make Derpy fly.

One of the ponies in the crowd shouted to her, "Are 당신 not feeling well?! Maybe 당신 should drink some Ginger Ale, and then you'll feel better."

Derpy wasn't sure, but she thought that 사과 브랜디 was the one shouting to her.

The End
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After leaving the drugstore, Gordon, and Case 크래커 were thinking about what to do next. They had no 더 많이 work, and had the rest of the 일 off.

Gordon: So, what do 당신 want to do, now that we've got the rest of the 일 off?
Case Cracker: Hmm..I heard those Wonderbolts will preform in San Fransicolt. But I don't know. What about 당신 and your mare friend?
Gordon: I could bring her with us. Would that be ok?
Case Cracker: Okay I guess..
Gordon: You'll have to sit in the back when we get her.
Case Cracker: I figured...Does she live far?
Gordon: Not really. She lives in Russian hill. It should take...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
Okay.. So I'm in Miami hotel.
Nothing else to do today..

Anyway.
Ever seen Haunted History.

You should, it's actually scary.

Anyway.
The one I'm watching one, and it's about the infamish H.H. Homes and how his brutally murdered victims haunted various areas, because they can't rest in peace sense it's unsaved cases, Homes is a evil genish.
Look him up.
He's a fuckin nightmare!

Anyway.
Watching Homes, makes 컵케익 50% scarier.

Because the idea of homes is, he's a nice and gets 당신 into seeing his hotel, and acts like a complete normal person.
But they secretly puts sleep gas into your bedroom.
And he...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
added by tinkerbell66799
Warning. This will be one of most violent chapters. It's based on my 가장 좋아하는 death scene from SAW 2.. Please don't 신고 it though..

SOME TIME THE 다음 DAY:
Unfortantly, AppleJack soon discovered Saten's body. Shocking her, and making her feel guilty about having been kinda mean to him most times.
Voice: 당신 shouldn't be here!
AJ: (jumps a bit and turns to see Big Mac) B Big Mac.. W What did 당신 do!?
Big Mac: He annoyed me. All those stories of him, it's unfair, I am WAY 더 많이 interesting than Saten Twist is, all HE is, is a easily angered douchebag.
AJ: (growls at him)
Big Mac: Don't look at me...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as 올리브
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.

Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: 당신 think 당신 speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? 당신 don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure 당신 that no 더 많이 rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in 초 place with negative seventy...
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posted by BlackPetals
Hello again. This is my 초 기사 here this month, shortly following one about Luna becoming Nightmare Moon. I humbly ask that 당신 look at it. ^.^ (You will get all the hugz!) And this, like the 1,000 years one I made forever ago, is just an 기사 of lyrics and moments. *Mwah*! Oh, yes. Bold print means it's both sisters.


I remember the nights we spent under city lights, this feelings got the best of me. We were floating along to the sounds of a dead end town, but now that's just a memory.

I remember the times me and Tia actually spent time together. The times when we could forget we...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, DeviantArt
Twilight was greeting everybody. When suddenly AppleJack approached her.
Twilight: A.J. What a unexpected pleasure (hugs her)
AppleJack: Yes. I-
Derpy: *ends up banging into Twilight as well, and happily hugs her*
Twilight: *chuckles* Yes. Yes. Nice seeing 당신 too Derpy.
Derpy: *sees her wearing the dress from when she first became an alicorn* 당신 look pretty in that.
Twilight: Thanks.. Yours is nice too. *not sure what Derpy's dress should look like. Except for being then same shade of grey, as her 모피 또는 whatever 말 have.. I'm not good with that stuff. So shut up*
Derpy: 의해 the way. 당신 ever...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Soon, Hawkeye and Gordon got their trains onto Sherman Hill. They were still close to each other.

Gordon: *On the radio* Hey, can anypony hear me?
Orion: I hear you. What's up?
Gordon: I'm racing Hawkeye. There is no way he is going to beat me.
Orion: Wanna bet?
Gordon: 당신 gotta be kidding. I am winning the race, and I am way out in front. I told 당신 that there is no way Hawkeye will beat me. (Hawkeye is actually winning, but I can't let Orion know that.)
Orion: Pierce is a good engineer. He will find a way to beat 당신 in the race.
Gordon: Whatever. 당신 said 당신 wanted to make a wager?
Orion: Ah,...
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added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: EQD
added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
At CIE Headquarters

Con: Is P in his office?
Moneybit: Yeah, but he's a little busy.
Con: Alright. I heard he had a mission for me, and I decided to come down as soon as possible.
Moneybit: *Hears phone ring, and answers* Hello?
P: Let him in.
Moneybit: He'll see 당신 now Mr. Mane.
Con: Right. *Walks into office* Good morning sir.
P: Likewise Con. What do 당신 know about Discord?
Con: We've had a very long history. First, he tried to launch a bunch of missiles at Germany, and Mexico, to make it look like they were waging war against each other. Then, he killed my wife, half an 시간 after we got married....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart