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The last solstice


AUTHOR'S NOTE: I usually keep this section at the end of the chapter, where it belongs, but this time I believe it is necessary to have it right at the beginning. It's been a long time, since I worked on this story and those who read it, might have thought it was finished 또는 I abandoned it. Nope, it was just on hiatus. It's funny actually. I experience writer's block with my other fanfic, but yesterday, I got into the mood for some Celestia again, so I resurrected this story, because it still needs a chapter 또는 two to finish properly. All right, now that we got this out of the way, let's do a quick recap on what happened here before, just to make it easier to continue the story.

Last time, Celestia came back from her exile which lasted over a decade. Twilight and Cadence sustained severe injuries during a massive, violent changeling attack on the Canterlot 성 and Luna was captured 의해 Chrysalis. Since they had nopony to turn to, the Royal Guard asks for Celestia's help to save the kingdom once again. She's reluctant at first, but eventually joins the battle. With her lead, the defenders succeed at repelling the changeling attack and Celestia's princesshood is reinstated. However, the conflict escalates, since the changelings still occupy downtown and our beloved solar alicorn receives a message from Chrysalis, where she asks Celestia to meet her for the purpose of negotiations, to decide what will happen to Canterlot and threatens her to drain Luna's energy, if she doesn't comply.

So let's pick up the 로스트 thread and read on. I hope you'll still be able to enjoy it. :)


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Chapter 34: Showdown at the Four Doors Café.


One could literary cut the tension in the air as the two arch enemies stared each other down. In one corner, there was the Princess of the Sun, the alicorn who once again took the heavy weight of the crown, the mare who fell from the heavenly altitudes into the dark depths of despair. The mare who came back from her exile after a decade to seek redemption and aid her kingdom in the time of need.

At the other side, there was the 퀸 of the Changelings, the grim incarnation of deceit, the dark, twisted mare with an infinite appetite. She was always hungry, nothing could satisfy her and she set her sight on the 심장 of Equestria.

Café Quattroporte was one of the most elegant, luxurious cafés in the capital, where the high society often got together and had their long lasting conversations about the economy, politics, modern art and other sophisticated topics. The building that housed the meeting of two opposing forces had been functioning as a café for 더 많이 than 500 years, thus, it proudly wore the 제목 of the oldest catering trade unit in Canterlot. Its founder was a 조랑말 from overseas and “quattroporte” meant “four-doors” on his language. The café stayed loyal to its name, since it had four large, two winged doors each facing to a direction of the four winds. It was capable of housing 더 많이 than 150 guests and was famous for its wide range of exotic, high quality coffee, imported from every corner of the globe. It was a very stylish choice to hold the negotiations in such a luxurious premise indeed.

Celestia and Chrysalis were sitting in front of each other in the lavishly decorated café. Only a round, wooden 표, 테이블 was between them. The smell of steaming coffee filled the spacious cubical room, while the two adversaries locked their eyes onto each other. They did not care about their surroundings; the countless changelings that were occupying the nearby tables. Several patrols marched through the 거리 outside with a loud rumble; the buildings reverberated the metallic clank of their armors.

The 퀸 of the Changelings and the Princess of the Sun pierced their eyes into each others; they were fighting in a silent duel, while the dull sunlight shone through the large window, onto their statuesque figures. The shadows elongated as the time passed by, but nothing moved. Even the feral beasts of darkness were watching the events in silence; keeping their weapons near their hooves.

A discrete smirk formed in the corners of Chrysalis' lips as she suddenly broke monotone quietness. She slowly picked up her cup of coffee with her magic and sent down the blazing liquid on her throat at once.

“I say” Chrysalis clicked her tongue in satisfaction and leaned back, like if it was merely a casual chat with an old friend. “what an excellent taste! 당신 should drink your coffee, before it gets cold.”

“Enough!” Celestia exclaimed, furrowing a brow. “What have 당신 done with Luna?”

“Aww... always straight to the point.” Chrysalis quipped. “I thought we could have a nice little chat, before we get down to business, but whatever. As for your sister, she's fine. For the moment.”

“Where is she?! I want to see her!”

“Ha ha!” Chrysalis chuckled scornfully. “You've changed a lot since the last time I saw you, Celestia! 당신 were always so calm and collected back in the day. But I guess it wore off. You're not so majestic anymore with those scars on your face, are you? Your precious little subjects always looked up to you, but now they are scared of you, am I right? I believe we finally have something in common.”

“Stop it! Just tell me what do 당신 want!”

“Oh, nothing really.” Chrysalis said dispassionately, staring at the back of her hoof. “Just your unconditional surrender and the city of Canterlot.”

“You know your irrational demands cannot be met. ” Celestia replied coldly.

“Am I being irrational?” Chrysalis countered, still in a casual fashion. “Oh, sorry, I didn't notice. Let's do a quick research then, shall we?”

The solar Princess narrowed her eyes, but remained silent, as Chrysalis continued.

“Your beloved sister is my prisoner, my army have the 성 surrounded, 당신 are clearly outnumbered and Twilight and Cadence are unable to preform their duties, since they are lying unconsciously in the chambers for informal meetings, on the third floor, if I'm not mistaken. “the 퀸 grinned cruelly. “So why am I being irrational again?”

“You are well informed, Chrysalis. But 당신 don't know everything.”

“Oh and I presume the almighty recluse Monster of the Sun will be kind enough to enlighten me then.”

Celestia's wings fluttered a little 의해 the mere mention of the word she hated the most, since her magnificent beauty was fractured. But the 더 많이 time she spent outside her Tower, the 더 많이 her long forgotten skills resurfaced from the depths of her being, where she buried them. Yes, her sanity was stable once again; her shield was not. Celestia could always hide her emotions behind an alabaster mask and this ability has not faded away even after a decade, but the walls of the stronghold of her soul were still weak and crumbly, no matter how much power she truly held.

Chrysalis on the other hoof was too an expert of emotions, almost as gifted as Cadence, the Princess of 사랑 herself. The Changeling 퀸 could easily pinpoint the tiny holes in Celestia's armor and intended to utilize this knowledge, 의해 attacking her weak spots. She used the moment of Celestia's hesitation to deliver another blow.

“Why so quiet, Celestia?” she scoffed with an arrogant smile. “I have to admit I was truly surprised the ponies were foolish enough to put 당신 in charge. They must be very desperate if they trusted you. Don't get me wrong, it is really nice to lay eyes upon your radiant beauty again, haha... but what do they expect from an alicorn who can't even use magic anymore?!”

The Queen's words stung like the bites of a thousand 불, 화재 ants and Celestia unwillingly bit on her upper lip. She's right... the Princess thought. What can I do to stop the darkness? I'm nothing! I have no power over anything anymore!

That was the recluse speaking. That was the mare who were haunted 의해 the demons of her past. Then another voice emerged form her mind. A strong, determined voice. A voice of an instinct she hasn't heard for many years. She looked into the sparkling green eyes of her enemy and saw the 빅토리어스 flame in them.

Chrysalis read from her expressions and felt she had already won the battle. But as she gazed back at Celestia, the confident smile evaporated from her face. She could literary see the resolution manifest itself right in front of her. Celestia's 제비꽃, 바이올렛 eyes turned scathing, leaving the 퀸 perplexed and surprised. She was expecting a fragile spirit which would be easy to crush and then she could finally claim the capital of Equestria. She indeed vanquished all of her opponents. There was only one alicorn in the way of her ultimate triumph. The one she thought she'll have the least trouble with: Celestia.

The outside observer would not have been able to comprehend the events. The arch enemies merely sat in front of each other, without saying a word for several minutes. But to two beings with highly acute senses and the experience of centuries; it was much 더 많이 than that. It was the confrontation of the minds. Most of the the battle took place on an invisible plane, a telepathic level, where no words were necessary. Both Celestia and Chrysalis tried to generate negative emotions in one another, for they knew such feelings would lead to a negative aura, which would influence the decisions they'll make in the future. Little did Chrysalis know, that the fate of the entire world was depending on Celestia's decisions. The only 질문 was, who will get under the other's skin first.

“Why can't peacefully coexist?” Celestia eventually spoke.

“Why don't I drain all of your energy right here, right now?” Chrysalis retorted.

“Are 당신 sure 당신 want to consume all that darkness?” Celestia replied somberly.

“It's funny how the alicorn who controls the Sun, speaks of darkness. Oh wait! 당신 don't do that anymore, do you? 당신 don't control anything, not even your own life!”

“Let go of my sister!” Celestia demanded, ignoring Chrysalis' remarks altogether.

“And why would I do that?”

“Because if 당신 let her go, 당신 can do whatever 당신 want to me instead.”

“Ha ha ha ha!” Chrysalis guffawed. “What would I do with you? Just look at yourself! A Princess who turned her back on her kingdom and let her precious little sister do a job she clearly couldn't handle! No, no, no, no, no. She stays with us, until my demands are met!”

“You will never get Canterlot!” Celestia shouted vigorously. “Stop this insanity at once!

“You're in no position to make demands! I call the shots here! It seems to me 당신 have no choice, 'Princess'. Give me what I want and all of 당신 ponies can go free, I give 당신 my word. That's the only way to leave the city alive! ”Chrysalis stated with rage peppering her voice.

“My fundamental problem is still this: I have no other guarantee that my subjects will be spared, than your word. And a word of a mare who gains power through deceit is not convincing at all.” Celestia stated softly, but her voice was as cold as the glaciers of the North.

This reaction left Chrysalis' jaw hanging. She didn't expect such resistance from her broken nemesis. Her plan to blackmail Celestia with her sister failed and that aroused the Queen's anger. But she wasn't the mare who gives up so easily and still had a few trick up her sleeve.

“Perhaps a little motivation will help 당신 decide.” she said loudly and clapped her hooves together twice.

The eastern doors opened and six changelings marched into the café, dragging a chained 조랑말 with them. Celestia recoiled in shock, because the identity of the prisoner was obvious.

“Luna!” the solar goddess gasped.

Luna was unable to respond; she was gagged. The beasts treated her like an animal, smacking her several times to 옮기기 faster, which was difficult because of the chains.

“Did I manage to get your attention now?” Chrysalis taunted with a wide, devilish grin. “Oh she fought so courageously to buy 더 많이 time for the citizens of Canterlot to reach the Castle! I admire such bravery, even in the enemy. But, as 당신 can see Celestia, she didn't achieve much, except sending many great warriors to their doom.”

While the 퀸 was monologuing, Luna locked her eyes on her sister. She was helpless, the ring on her horn disrupted her magic and even her wings were tied; the silky feathers were pressing against her barrel. She was struggling in her bonds, while the armored changeling guards surrounded her tightly. But her 물오리, 청록 eyes were reflecting strength and determination even in such a dire situation.

Chrysalis puffed out her chest, observing Celestia's reactions and a superior grin slowly expanded on her face. She stood up from the 표, 테이블 and walked up to her prisoner with confident steps. A dark 칼, 나이프 lifted off from one of the neighboring tables, encased 의해 her 에메랄드 magical aura and she levitated the weapon closer to Luna.

“Surrender 또는 I'll fillet your sister mercilessly.” she growled, holding the blade close to Luna's neck.

Celestia was unable to decide her 다음 move, hesitation and confusion was clearly visible in her expression and body language. She felt the pressure building up to unbearable levels, slowly crushing her spirit to pieces. Her thoughts were surging; many possibilities ran through her brain in a mere second.

Then her face turned emotionless again, like if she couldn't maintain the illusion of calmness at all times. But she said nothing, just sat there, 로스트 in thought. This lack of reaction infuriated Chrysalis; she took it as a sign of unwillingness.

“Still not feeling motivated?! Well, I have an even better idea!” she exclaimed and dropped the knife.

The small weapon fell on the wooden floor with a muffled bang, sliding away a few feet, then came to a rest. Chrysalis approached Luna, while the guards held the moon goddess firmly, so she couldn't 옮기기 away. The Queen's jaw opened irrationally wide; defying the law of physics and anatomy, reaching down to the bottom of her chest, while a noise similar to rushing water was audible. Her eyes were glowing green and her jagged horn charged up with magic.

Celestia has not witnessed such a thing before, thus reacted too late, when she realized what Chrysalis was doing. The changelings around her abruptly sprung into action and held her down, pinning her to the ground. She feverishly tried to break free, but 더 많이 and 더 많이 beasts were piling upon her so she could not intervene.

Transparent, sky blue tendrils emerged from Luna's body and mane, twisting and turning in the air, floating towards the mouth of the Changeling 퀸 who consumed them all. A ghoulish scream of anguish escaped Luna's chest as she was squirming in her shackles to 옮기기 away.

“I'll drain every last drop of your energy!” Chrysalis rattled to Luna. "Then Tia is next!"

“No! Stop!!! LEAVE HER ALONE!” Celestia cried desperately.

“Oh, don't 당신 see, Celestia?” Chrysalis replied, still swallowing Luna's aura. “She still has so much 사랑 for you! And it tastes very good! I will consume it all, until she's just an empty vessel and there's not a single thing in the world 당신 can do to stop me, ha ha ha ha ha!”

With those words, she grabbed Luna's neck and help her up in the air. The Moon goddess was too weak to resist any further. She just hung there, in the grasp of Chrysalis, like a rug doll, all her energy was fading away, as the emotional leech kept sucking it out of her being.

Suddenly, Chrysalis turned away from Luna, perking up the ear. The flow of magic was disrupted as she 로스트 focus on her task. There was a commotion on the streets, changelings were marching on the main road, all to one direction. A powerful explosion shook the ground and a few windows shattered 의해 the shockwave. Chrysalis blinked in confusion and looked around, but saw nothing suspicious.

However, this moment gave Celestia a chance. While the dark beasts were still forcing her to the floor, she spotted the 칼, 나이프 the 퀸 dropped before. It wasn't far. She struggled, like a worm in the bird's claws and managed to free one of her legs. She reached out to the ebony weapon, stretching her muscles as hard as she could. Then it all went down in seconds.

“Queen!” Celestia called out, using the temporal distraction to her advantage.

Chrysalis instinctively turned her head to the voice's direction and saw a dark blade slicing through the air, aiming for her head. She jumped away immediately, and the 칼, 나이프 flew right 의해 her ear, missing it 의해 only an inch.

“Hah!” Chrysalis snorted. “Nice try, Celestia! But you're nothing without your magic!”

An electric discharge was audible from behind and when Chrysalis turned around, she understood what was this all about. Celestia wasn't aiming at her head. She merely did what the sun goddess expected her to do.

Her eyes traveled upwards; realizing she was still holding Luna in her grasp, but completely forgot about it. The blade struck middle of the black ring on Luna's horn. Chrysalis jaw dropped in shock, because it was a highly accurate throw. The magic disruptor broke in half, its pieces fell on the floor along with the knife.

“UNHAND ME, INSECT!” Luna yelled on the Royal Canterlot Voice.

Without the device that kept her magical aura separated from her body, she regained some of her strength in no time. Her horn flashed and a cyan beam of magic struck Chrysalis in the face and flung her into the air. She crashed against the 벽 and fell on her rump. Luna's wings flared, breaking free from their bonds; her shackles could not resist the powerful magic she unleashed either. She swung her hoof to smite the changelings with full wrath.

Meanwhile, Celestia seized the opportunity to get rid of her captors as well. Her hind legs found their footing and she raised her hip with a rapid move. The beasts on 상단, 맨 위로 of her wasn't prepared for that and fell off. Panic overwhelmed the changelings as the two Princesses started to decimate them.

Chrysalis regained consciousness and shook her head. She opened her eyes and saw the control slipping out of her hooves. The royal sisters were so in tune and so skilled in combat, that her changelings were no match for them. It even got worse, when a cobalt stallion busted the doors open, marching in with two dozen of royal guards. Chrysalis' mind was sharp and she quickly connected the dots. The tables have turned. She was all alone in the café, surrounded 의해 her enemies.

“We have cleared the streets, my Princess. “the royal blue earth 조랑말 said to Celestia.” But we don't have much time. The diversion we set off won't keep the changelings away for too long. We have to go, now!”

“Excellent work, Mirage.” Celestia replied with a warm, passionate smile. “Just a moment.”

She turned to Luna and hugged her.

“Are 당신 all right?”

“Yes, I'll live.” Luna affirmed, returning the sisterly hug.

“You...” Chrysalis hissed, glaring at Celestia. “You manipulated me!”

“You didn't honestly believe I'd just walk into your welcoming arms without a plan, did you?” the sun goddess asked back calmly. “Although I do admit, I had to improvise with the knife. It was undoubtedly helpful. Otherwise I'd had to risk using my magic.”

“You were prepared to do that? For me?” Luna gasped in disbelief, gazing at her sister.

“To be honest, I wasn't...”

“Princesses, please!” Mirage interjected. “We can talk about this later! Just grab the 퀸 and get out of here, before the changelings swarm this place!”

“You're right.” Luna nodded. “I'll handle this myself.” She towered over Chrysalis menacingly.
“Yes, your army is large, Chrysalis. But without their Queen, they are nothing.”

“You will never take me alive!” Chrysalis shouted, foaming with rage.

But before she could do anything, the bulky stallions of the Royal Guard grabbed her, placing a magic disruptor 칼라 on her neck. She struggled to escape, but to no avail. The guards dragged her out of the café, while she was kicking violently, trying to stab her captors with her horn. Then she pulled out something from under the thick shell on her chest. It was a small phial, containing a glowing, neon green liquid. Last resort... The thought passed through her brain.

“We're not done, Celestia!” Chrysalis rattled and smashed the phial against the pavement.

A thick 구름, 클라우드 of stifling green smoke pestered the street; stinging the eye and burning the skin. Everypony was coughing vehemently, even the Princesses. When the blinding smog cleared up after a few minutes, Chrysalis was nowhere to be found.
As AppleBloom was desperately trying to get loose.

Trixie unhooked me and put me where Sweetie Belle was, before she was murdered.

And it was clear I was next.

I heard Trixie pick up the bat.

I had no choice but sit there, waiting for the pain to come.

Suddenly Trixie got tackled, making the bat fall out of her hooves and into dark corner.

I turned around to see what happened.

It was easy, as Trixie forgot to handcuff me.

Somehow, AppleBloom has gotten herself loose, and enraged about Sweetie Belle.

When Trixie realized what happened she got angry and bucked AppleBloom hard in the stomach, making her...
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1: PATRACK STAR:
As Patrick becomes 더 많이 and 더 많이 villainous in newer seasons.
Being credited as somewhat of a sociopath now.
Patrick's loyalty is sometimes questionable.
He isn't above insulting Spongebob just for attention.
And being a bad influence on Spongebob, that almost always causes Spongebob to worsen his situration..



2: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:
Trevor is crazier.
But is he really WORSE than Michael.
Michael, despite all his honorable traits, DID sorta betray Trevor.
He faked his own death, and avoided all contact towards Trevor.
Leaving his "friend" to moan his death.
But this is only made worse...
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posted by bluethunder25
Over the past couple of days, I have been thinking non-stop about that wretched scene from the end of EG1 and have not been able out get it out of my head and each and every time, it just makes me angrier and angrier and ANGRIER!!!!!! And based on this, my opinion on Twilight has changed since my last article.

I don't like her.

I don't particularly hate her, but I kinda dislike her now.

I didn't want it to have to come to this point, but that scene from EG1 just has that impact on me. I honestly cannot think of any scene from any form of media, whether it be movies, TV shows, video games, etc...,...
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The Ponies started to run in panic when they first saw what was coming. Equestria failed doing experiments on nuclear life form, they tried to bring Ponies back to life. One explosion changed it all. Fear in their eyes could be saw from far away. I was there... standing on guard... no 더 많이 place they told me. Dont let anyone - even a kid enter the tunels. I had to shoot and beat Mares, Stalions and even fillies. Now they call me a fool. But I saved one of them. The mare run up to me saying "Please save him, save my little Mark." She was crying, trying to find a little of a good 조랑말 inside...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: 당신 interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. 당신 know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and 옮기기 right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the 월 this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Once Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, and 스프로켓, 스 프로 킷 entered Oatland, they saw a Fillydelphia 조랑말 walking down a sidewalk, passing several sedans.

Sam: *sees fillydelphia pony* Let's stop the car, and follow him on hoof.
Case Cracker: Yeah, see what he's up to.
Sam: *Stops car*
Gordon: Better idea. 당신 three wait here. If he runs, 당신 can follow him in the car. *Gets out*
Case Cracker: Okay, we'll be near. *Gets into the front seat*
Sprocket: What am I? Chopped liver?
Case Cracker: No. I hate sitting in the back, no matter who sits 다음 to me.
Fillydelphia Pony: *Turns right*
Gordon: *Gets behind the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sam's car
Sam's car
The 다음 day, Gordon, and Case 크래커 went to Sam's house in Gordon's 쿠페, 쿠 페 Deville

Sprocket: *Sitting in the back* Have 당신 ever considered buying a sedan?
Gordon: I 사랑 this car too much.
Case Cracker: Remember what I told 당신 yesterday. Don't be a bitch.
Sprocket: I'm not. I was just asking a question.
Gordon: *Stops at Sam's house* Everypony out. *Gets out*

Case Cracker, and 스프로켓, 스 프로 킷 followed Gordon to Sam's house.

Gordon: *Knocks on the door*
Sam: *Opens the door, and sees Sprocket* Who are you?
Case Cracker: My special somepony. She wants to 가입하기 us.
Sam: Alright, as long as she isn't...
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posted by Canada24
(Inside a local restaurant).

Saten: So glad your finally in ponyville..

Trixie: It's not permanent, remember that.

Saten: Yeah., but it's a whole week!

Trixie: True... (Looks around) but is this really the best 당신 can get for our first 'real' date?

(It's shown they are in a cheap fast 음식 restaurant).

Saten: I'm sorry., but I'm kinda broke these days..

Trixie: Oh., I have lots of spare money.

Saten: No, no.. I couldn't possibly take my girlfriends money like that.

Trixie: (playfully) but your fine with stealing her friesS

Saten: Just the curly ones 당신 don't like..

Trixie: No.. I 사랑 them, and save...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
(Warning: This rant contains swearing)

Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If 당신 couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.

Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the 영화 fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.

Are 당신 f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since 배트맨 is a (mostly) realistic...
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Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 11:59 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were almost at the train yard.

Roger: I was literally here 50 분 ago.
Anthony: I don't want to here 당신 complain about being here anymore.
Roger: Well too bad. I 사랑 to complain, and I'll keep doing it if I want. I'll continue complaining about 더 많이 things now!
Anthony: Please don't-
Roger: Your voice sounds like shit. Maybe 당신 have a soar throat.
Anthony: Eh, not really.
Roger: And you're going too slow. The fastest we can go on this section is 60 miles an hour, and you're only...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Okay everypony, 당신 know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!

---

Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our 다음 episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes 사과, 애플 from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hi everybody. We're just gonna cut through the crossover parody today.
Audience: WHAT?!
Tom: Relax, I'm just joking.
Audience: Oh, *Laughing*
Master Sword: What is today's crossover parody Tom?
Tom: Storm Of The Century. It combines the fanfic, The Storm with the MLP episode, Swarm Of The Century. Let us begin.

Storm Of The Century

Starring everyone as theirselves

Fluttershy: *Sees a snowflake on the ground*...
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posted by Canada24
This scene and the 다음 scene are both based on the Robot Chicken sketch..


Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).

Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.

Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.

Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One 더 많이 펀치 will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.

Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-

Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.

To be containued
Party Favor: How could you!?

Double Diamond: Yeah., what about all that talking cutie marks being evil, and stuff.

Starlight Glimmer: T- They are!

Double Diamond: then why 당신 still have yours!?... The staff was all the magic we needed!

Starlight Glimmer: (sighs).. The "staff" is just a stick I found.. I'M the magic!... Look.. Everything I said was still true! Your all be living your miserable lives!.. I made us equal!

Saten: But 당신 lied to them..

Starlight Glimmer: (rudely) NOBODY ASKED YOU!

Pinkie: Hey, leave him alone!

Starlight Glimmer: Shut up! Both of you!... 당신 guys ruined everything!... Everything...
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Chapter 1: Beginning

Humans. A “superior” animal that dwells on the lowly planet Earth. They live in large packs called “families”. They travel 의해 “cars” and “planes”, truly reaching nowhere. They think that they are too clever, and that they are the highest form of life. In truth, they are parasitic beings who leach off the land, killing it at the same time. Someday, somehow, something will bring them to their knees.

“Nothing on TV again...” Miles thought as he flipped through the channels of his flat screen tv. Miles had jet-black hair and sky-blue eyes. He sighed as he...
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I reached Canterlot Castle, and parked my car 다음 to three Jeeps, owned 의해 Royal Guards.

Sean: *Runs to the 성 entrance* Is everything okay here?
Royal Guards: Yeah. We haven't seen anypony from ISIS around here.
Sean: Good to know. *Walks into the castle*

It was a long way up to 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash's room, but when I made it, she was on the balcony.

Sean: *Walks up to 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash* 당신 know 당신 shouldn't be out here. What if someone spots you, and tries to kill you?
Rainbow Dash: I've been watching some of the activity around here. I even saw a glimpse of your car chase against Nikki West. Did...
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#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I said it.. (sits and waits for the haters)

#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..

#6: 조랑말 음악 VIDEOS:
No comments..

#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the show itself.
As even though most of the characters aren't funny anymore.
The same cannot be said...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Welcome back everypony. We would like to introduce 당신 to something new to the show.
Master Sword: BLOOPER REELS!!!!!!
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Tom: Enjoy the bloopers from this episode.

Song: link

Announcer: Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Bait, and... Oh shit.
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The 월 award goes to me!
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that.
Tom: Okay, let's do this for real.

Take 2

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The 월 awarf, f**K!
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Chief Wild Eagle:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
나귀, 엉덩이 나귀, 엉덩이 Inn

Starring 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
And introducing Sean The Hedgehog as himself, only for this episode.

Announcer: For those of 당신 that don't remember, the 나귀, 엉덩이 나귀, 엉덩이 Inn is a strip club. Secretly, it's also a hotel for assassins. However, the police don't know this.
Sean: *Sitting at a 표, 테이블 with Marisa* 당신 really look like this mare I 날짜 in Ponyville.
Marisa: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: 당신 see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let 당신 know who Brony Of The 월 is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, 또는 laughing....
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