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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Jordan
Jordan
The 다음 day, the film crew arrived to make the safety video.

Pete: Hello. What's your name?
Director: It's Jordan, now we gotta shoot a movie here, so let's get to work.
Pete: Right away Jordan.
Film Crew: *Setting up cameras*
Jordan: OK. I want a passenger train to stop at this station.
Pete: Well you're in luck. A passenger train will be stopping here in three minutes, and it's filled with passengers.
Jordan: Excellent. Please stand 의해 the tracks, and tell us when it's coming.
Pete: 당신 got it, but may I ask 당신 a question.
Jordan: Shoot.
Pete: Wouldn't 당신 be able to hear the train come in?
Jordan: Yeah, but I want to take very special precautions in making this film. I want to make it the best Railway Safety Film anypony has ever watched.
Pete: And when you're filming on this railway, it will be the best Railway Safety Film anypony can ever watch.
Jordan: Good to know.

Two 분 passed, and Pete saw the passenger train coming.

Pete: Get ready, the train will be here soon.
Jordan: Those cameras are rolling, right.
Camerapony: *Filming* Yes.
Jordan: Good.
Orion: *Getting towards platform*
Jordan: *Waiting for train*
Camerapony: *Continues filming*
Orion: *slows train down*
Jordan: *Very happy*
Camerapony: *Filming train*
Orion: *stops train*
Passengers: *Walk out of train*
Jordan: Ok, we got enough film. Good work.
Camerapony: Alright. *Packing things up*
Pete: Where would 당신 like to go next?
Jordan: Oh, we're finished.
Pete: What?
Jordan: Yeah, 당신 provided us with a very perfect intro. Now we're going into Portland Oregon to film the rest of the video, but don't worry. We'll still be filming your trains. *Leaves*
Camerapony: *Follows*
Pete: *Walks to bench* Fucking liars.
Orion: What's the matter sir?
Pete: The film crew arrived, and only wanted to film 당신 arriving with a passenger train.
Orion: Am I going to be famous?! *Hovering in air*
Pete: Yeah, sure whatever.
Orion: Don't be like that Pete. Look, I know 당신 wanted that filming guy, 또는 whatever his name was to film an entire video around here, but look on the bright side. Being in the beginning of a video is better then not being in one at all.
Pete: 당신 know what? You're right. When that video gets released in theatres, I'm going to invite all of 당신 guys.
Orion: Even Gordon?
Pete: Maybe not him. He'd get 십자가, 크로스 about not being in the video.
Orion: He gets 십자가, 크로스 about everything. What does being 십자가, 크로스 mean anyway?
Pete: It's a British saying, for pissed off.
Orion: *Laughing*
Pete: *Laughs too*

Later with Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme at the station

Hawkeye: All that extra work for nothing?
Pete: Yeah, pretty much.
Hawkeye: *sighs* What do 당신 think about this Coffee Creme?
Coffee Creme: I say, let's buy Pete a drink.
Pete: I thought 당신 didn't drink Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: I don't, but I want to get 당신 a drink anyway.
Hawkeye: We, want to get 당신 a drink.
Pete: That's very nice of you. A drink, for the both of us then.
Hawkeye: I'll drink to that.

The End

On The 다음 Episode of Ponies On The Rails

It's the season 2 finale
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Not far away from the stealth boat, a japanese freighter was sending supplies to South Korea. Things were going to be the same as it was in the 이전 attack, 또는 were they?

Steve Jobs: I see the japanese boat.
Snails: Get the North Koreans notified about this.
Steve Jobs: The Japanese will try to attack, but we need that 미사일 to hit Hong Kong, is it ready?
Snails: Press the magic button, and Hong Kong dissapears.
Steve Jobs: You've outlived your contract. *kills Snails*
Con: How dare you?!
Steve Jobs: It was snails, no one likes him, not even the bronies!
korean pony54: We have two airplanes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After delivering the blueprints, Con was sent to a german military base in South Korea.

Fenix: Con, great to see 당신 again
Con: Fenix, 당신 can fucking walk! How's it been?
Fenix: Alright, but it was painful to get the leg on.
Con: At least 당신 have one.
Fenix: So what do 당신 want?
Con: I need to find out about a sunken ship in the sea of japan. Steve Jobs attacked it, but made it look like the North Koreans did the destruction
Fenix: I know how to get 당신 there

6 분 later, they were flying 4,500 feet above the water.

Fenix: Now what 당신 want to do is cut the rope right when 당신 hit the water....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con had to go to Las Pegasus where Steve Jobs was hosting a party for his "excellent" news

car: Srow down!
Con: I wish S told me about the car talking!
usher: *opens door*
Con: *hands over keys* Don't let her boss 당신 around.

Con walked into the building. When he got there, he was greeted with loud music, and flashing lights.

Con: Now let's see what they have here.
Carrot Top: Con?
Con: Oh, hey. I haven't seen 당신 in a while
Carrot Top: *slaps Con*
Con: I see now. Other then being gone for too long what have I done to you?
Carrot Top: 당신 don't remember?
Con: That's why I asked.
Carrot Top: How about...
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 런던 race track
London race track
There would be four races in London. 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash would take the first one, Sean had the second, Daredevil would do the third, and the last race would belong to Nikki.

Felix: That 무지개, 레인 보우 mare is going down.
Russian pony87: 당신 sure boss?
Felix: Yes I'm sure.
Sean: 당신 can do this.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I know.
Sean: Just saying. Good luck.
Rainbow Dash: *starts car*
Q.O.E: Let the race begin
racers: *drive*
Felix: *loads gun*
Rainbow Dash: *goes to 1st place*
Felix: I don't think so! *follows*
Sean: Hang on, that's Felix's car.
Daredevil: What do 당신 mean?
Sean: That red Cobra!
Daredevil: Oh damnit!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Thomas' Flam Special
Thomas' Flam Special
All four of our 히어로즈 we're resting at the hideout. Nikki however, was remembering her first race four years ago. Before she had a Wrestler, her car was a Lightningbird.

DJ: *playing 50's rock*
Nikki: *upgrading transmission*
Thomas: Hey, that looks cool.
Nikki: Thanks. What do 당신 have?
Thomas: See that Special over there?
Nikki: That car?
Thomas: Yeah. I'll take 당신 on at the raceway if 당신 want.
Nikki: Ok.

The two ponies got their car set up at the starting line.

Flag pony: 당신 ready?
Nikki & Thomas: Ready!
Flag pony: 3... 2... 1... GO!!
Nikki: *floors it*
Thomas: *does burnout*
Nikki: *goes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On a highway leaving Ponyville there was a truck. It was carrying heroine, and was going 60 miles an hour. Suddenly three cars showed up behind it. Nikki, Sean, and Daredevil were chasing it.

Sean: Ok, remember the plan?
Daredevil: Yeah!
Nikki: We stop the trucks, and get the drugs.
Sean: Perfect. 당신 two get alongside it, I'll get infront. *goes faster*
Nikki: I have the left side
Daredevil: Right.
Sean: *gets in front of truck* 당신 in position?
Nikki & Daredevil: Yeah!
Sean: Then here we go *slows down*
trucker: *honks horn*
Sean: Now this is where 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash comes in. 당신 hear me Dash?
Rainbow...
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posted by mariofan14
It was a rainy 일 in the town of Ponyville on a Saturday. Nobody wanted to go outside during a rainy 일 because they thought they would be afflicted 의해 a little bit of gloom. But then, there was a splash in a little puddle. Someone was walking someplace. But who? Let's follow that particular pony, shall we?

This 조랑말 was making its way towards Sweet 사과, 애플 Acres, but for what reason? To buy some apples? Maybe, but this wasn't really the case. Anyways, the 조랑말 knocked on the door in front of the house. Granny Smith opened it up, saying, "How can ah haylp ya?" "I've come for 사과, 애플 Bloom," the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning, this has a extremely intense car chase. If 당신 don't like intense action then do not read

Russians: *driving trucks*
Con: *driving behind them*
Russian trucker1: Who is that pony?
Sanchez: Attention, Con Mane has stolen one of our trucks. Stop him at all costs!
Russian trucker 1: I see him! *slows down*
Russian pony45: *driving bus*
Russian pony89: Stop!
Russian pony45: *stops* Get the rocket launchers, they're in the trunk.
Russian pony89: *grabs rocket launcher*
Russian trucker 1: *rams Con*
Con: *rams trucker*
Citizen 8975: *spins off road*
Con: *rams truck into canyon*
Construction worker:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Location - Near Equestria Moutains
Time - 5:50
Alpha Team - Bravo we near location...
Dan - Roger that Alpha... Delta 당신 near
FireDash - ye- HOLY CRAP RPG *silent*
Dan - DELTA DELTA! CRAP
Alpha Team - WE NEED BA- *silent*
NightFire - RPG!
Dan - 불, 화재 불, 화재 *fire*
Marine - THIS CAR GET ONLY 2 FIRES FROM RPG!
Dan - WELL FIRE! *fire*
NighrFire - I-I DONT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE... RPG!
RPG hit Dan and NightFire
Dan - *lieing on ground* crap... NightFire... 당신 ok
NightFire - yeah *wstand up*
There was 불, 화재 everywhere... they was knocked on 5 분 and nuclear bomb exploted in air...
Dan - what the hell...
NightFire...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another 조랑말 is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the 별, 스타 wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: 저기요 look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped, he's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh 당신 from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are 당신 doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did 당신 do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: 당신 sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We left off on the fight between bronies, and haters

Hater 54: *sets up MG*
Sean: *shoots haters*
Security guard: Stop the fighting!
Hater 54: *kills guard*
Sean: Enemy machine gun! Take cover
bronies: *hide behind wall*
Hater 54: *shoot at wall* Penetrate!!
Sean: *kills machine gunner* All clear!
bronies: *advance*
Jade: We got enemies with RPG's!
Hater 402: *shoots missile*
Sean: *runs from missile*
Hater 635: *shoots at Jade*
Jade: *shoots missile*
Hater 635: *dies from explosion*
Sean: *kills other 미사일 carrying haters*
Brony 64: Let's 옮기기 up!

We moved up a floor, and got introduced to 50 haters wanting...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
5 days later in caferia...
Dimitri - *enter caferia... *sits in empety table*
Dan - *teleport on chair and speed sit* *smile* suprised...
Dimitri - rly... 당신 live...
Dan - yup...
Dimitri - what 당신 want... I left GEA halfyer ago
Dan - I know... *show picture of Tulip* know that mare...
Dimitri - no...
Dan - oh she famous in Russia...
Dimitri - *grab gun*
Dan - ...
Dimitri - *pick gun to Dan head* fuck you...
Dan- ... bad chose *teleport*
Dimitri - *shoot*
Dan - *teleport behaind Dimitri and grab him*... 당신 suck in fighting like always...
Dimitri - SHUT UP!
Mare - RUN CALL POLICE!!!!!
Stalion - I DO THIS
Dan...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was just driving to Los Angeles, which was a very long way from where I was now. Peekskill New York. I stopped here to visit my cousins, and aunt Laura.

Hater 24: 저기요 isn't that the guy our team tried to get 2 days ago?
Hater 532: It is. Let's get him!
Sean: *hears haters & drives faster*
Hater 24: All units listen up! We found Sean Bodine, driving a 2012 Toyota Camry! License plate is GRE-33K
Hater leader: Alright! Permission to shoot on sight.
Sean: *weaving through traffic*
Hater 532: *grabs gun*
Sean: *turns off highway*
Hater 24: *follows*
Hater 532: *shoots back window*
Hater 48: Joining...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I escaped the haters, but now I had to turn around, and go to Frenchtown.

Mom: *calls me*
Sean: Hello?
Mom: What happened at your house?
Sean: Some guys tried to kill me, and murdered my dad.
Mom: I can see that. I want 당신 in Frenchtown, at my place now!
Sean: On my way. I should be there in 20 minutes.

I made it into Frenchtown, but I wasn't sure how to tell my mom who was trying to kill me.

Mom: So what did 당신 do after your father died?
Sean: I escaped.
Mom: How? They were at the front door.
Sean: Does it matter how?! I escaped!!
Mom: ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Sean: I climbed out of my 침대 room window....
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It was a regular 일 in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.

L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us.
Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them.
Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then.
L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them.
Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.

The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.

Sean: *drinking soda*
Rainbow Dash: *farts on chair* A whoopee cushion? PINKIE PIE!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: *laughing* Wow!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran toward the boats, and when he started one of them the koreans caught up.

Con: *sticks blade toward them*
koreans: *stand still*
Con: What 당신 might call, a sharp edge on things. *drives away*
koreans: After him!
Con: Come on, why is this thing going slower?
filly: Hello sir.
Con: Hi.
filly: Would 당신 like a wooden elephant? I hand crafted it myself.
Con: I'll tell 당신 what. 당신 make this 보트 go faster, and I'll pay 당신 for it.
filly: Really? How much?
Con: Nothing *pushes filly off boat*
Constaple Weston B. River: I hate China.
Constaple's wife: Come on Weston, we just got here.
Con: *drives...
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hi everypony,its me jordy dash.unfortunatley my i pad charger broke so no 불, 화재 dash: series D; im 심장 broken as im 글쓰기 this on xbox and it sucks.this may be my last thing for sometime so if 당신 ask me anything itll be rare for me to reply,before i log out i want to thank everypony here,thanks jordy dash aka jordan signing out ); i need to extend this to publiso heres pimkie lolololololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllooooooolllllooooooooooooooooooollllllllllooooooooooooooolllllllllllll
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con was stuck on the cable car, as it was heading toward some ponies that wanted him dead.

Fenix: Con! On here!
korean pony77: *shoots at helicopters*
Con: Get outta here, I have something else in mind *jumps off cable car*
Rareesa: Con!!
Con: *teleports at Rareesa's house* oh jeez.

Koreans, and swedish ponies were at Rareesa's house. They had no idea Con was there, so he got in his car, and left just when he got a phone call

Con: Hello?
P: Where are you?
Con: Making sure S's equipment doesn't get stolen. Discord is dead, but I gotta go find Rareesa.
Rareesa: *appears in Con's car* Drive as fast as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
korean pony86: Intruders!
swedish pony48: It's the germans!
Fenix: Con, get on ze machine gun.
Con: *gets on MG, & shoots enemies*
swedish pony66: We need a rocket launcher!
swedish pony23: Here! *gets bazooka*
Con: *destroys bazooka*
german pony35: We have to land.
Fenix: Then do it.

All three choppers landed on the base, and all 15 ponies stormed out.

Fenix: Con, through this way!
Con: I'm right behind you.
swedish ponies: *fire at germans*
germans: *fire at swedish*
Con: *shoots enemy* Whoops! Forgot it was on automatic. *reloads*
Rareesa: I'll cover you. *shoots two enemies*
korean ponies: You...
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