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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After getting the Cello, 덱스터 gave Octavia some time to play it.

Octavia: *playing Octavia's Overture*
Dexter: *sits 의해 Octavia* Have 당신 played before?
Octavia: Yes, but not in a long time.
Dexter: 당신 sound wonderful.
Octavia: Thank you.
Dexter: Please, continue playing.

While Octavia was playing her music, a group of ponies in the KKK were making a plan to attack. They were riding humans, and were all armed with guns.

KKK leader: Alright, see that house?
KKK ponies: Yeah.
KKK Leader: That's where Octavia Melody is. We need to get in there, and kill her! Now, put your masks on, and let's go.
KKK pony: *putting bag on head* Damn. I can't see fucking shit out of this thing.
KKK leader: We ready 또는 what?
KKK Pony: Ah, hold on, I'm fucking with my eyehole. *rips eye hole* Oh. Oh shit. Ugh, I just made it worse.
KKK 조랑말 2: Who made this goddamn shit?!
KKK 조랑말 3: I don't know.
KKK 조랑말 4: Make your own goddamn mask!
KKK 조랑말 1: Look, nopony is saying they don't appreciate what Jimmy did.
KKK 조랑말 2: Well if all I had to do was cut a hole in a bag, I could've cut it better than this!
KKK 조랑말 5: What about 당신 Robert? Can 당신 see?
KKK 조랑말 6: Not too good. I mean, if I don't 옮기기 my head, I can see 당신 pretty good, 더 많이 또는 less. But when I start riding, the bag's moving all over, and then I can't see.
KKK ponies: *Complaining*
KKK leader: I just made mine worse. Did anyone bring an extra bag?
KKK 조랑말 2: No! Nopony brought, an extra bag!
KKK leader: I was just asking!
KKK 조랑말 7: Do we have to wear them while we're riding?
KKK 조랑말 1: Oh, we're screwed then! If we don't wear them while we're riding it just defeats the purpose!
KKK 조랑말 2: Well I can't see in this fucking thing!! I can't breath right, and it's because I'm wearing this fucking thing!
KKK 조랑말 4: To hell with 당신 all, I'm going home! My friend made 30 bags for 당신 ungrateful peices of hell, and all I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize! So from now on, don't ask me for anything! *leaves*
KKK 조랑말 1: Now, look, let's not forget why we're here! We've got a killer 암캐, 암 캐 in that house down yonder, and we gotta teach her a lesson!
KKK Leader: Ok, I'm confused. Are the bags on, 또는 off?
KKK 조랑말 6: I think- we all think the bags were a nice idea.
KKK Ponies: Mmhmm, yeah.
KKK 조랑말 6: Now, I'm not blaming anyone, but they could've been done better. So how about, no bags this time? But 다음 time, we do the bags right, and then we attack, non stop.
KKK Ponies: Ok, yeah. I like that idea.
KKK 조랑말 1: Wait a minute, I didn't say no bags!
KKK Leader: But nopony can see.
KKK 조랑말 1: So?
KKK Leader: So it'd be nice to see.
KKK 조랑말 1: Goddamnit! This is a raid!! I can't see! 당신 can't see! So what?! All that matters is if the fucking humans can see?! That's a raid!!!

Shortly after that

Octavia: *putting away cello*
Dexter: *looking out window* Octavia? We got company!

2 B continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Saten: *Enjoying 음악 on his record player while sitting in his couch, and drinking a glass of water* This is how 당신 enjoy a summer morning. *Hears a doorbell, and walks to his door*
Tareq: *Watches Saten open the door* Hi Saten. I would have called but my line's down. Can I hang out with you?
Saten: Come on inside.
Tareq: *Closes the door* Buddy Holly. Good choice.
Saten: I just bought it a few days ago. How did your run with Jake go yesterday?
Tareq: Not bad. I actually got him to sit down, and shut up.
Saten: Thank god! How did he react?
Tareq: He stayed silent once I told him about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The 다음 day, Jake went back to the train station in Albuquerque. Tareq was waiting.

Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Tareq: Oh no.
Jake: Did 당신 know that the Santa Fe was first created in 1859? We've been around for nearly 100 years.
Tareq: Buddy, I'm gonna ask 당신 to shut up. We have a freight train that needs to head into Chicagoat. We're gonna go as far as La Junta in Coltorado. Once we get there, we'll come back on another freight. Are 당신 ready?
Jake: Sure. *Climbs on board with Tareq*


They quickly started their journey north.

Jake: Do 당신 know why our freight engines are painted...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was assigned to teach Jake how to drive passenger trains. He was waiting on the platform, and the Super Chief was due to leave in five minutes.

Saten Twist: *Sitting on a bench, watching a switcher push five diesels onto the Super Chief* There's my power for the train. Now where is that 조랑말 with the glasses?
Jake: *Arrives, feeling very happy*
Saten Twist: Alright, 당신 made it.
Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Saten Twist: We met yesterday at the bar. I remember your name.
Jake: Well there's a first.
Saten Twist: Follow me. *Walks to the diesels*
Jake: *Following Saten Twist*...
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Source: mauro mi
posted by mariofan14
What is love, really? Is it merely some fool's dream that is only temporarily powerful, 또는 is it the feeling of affection one has for another? Surely, it is 또는 should be the latter, but it can be taken the wrong way. In that matter, that is called lust, meaning an uncontrolled feeling for others that can and will blow away your self-control.

Here's a good example of lust: the affair between Paolo Malatesta and Francesca da Polenta. Paolo was the younger brother of Giovanni, who was to be married to Francesca. This marriage was to be a solidification of peace between their families, probably...
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posted by ChevalNoir
In the far north beyond Crystal Empire and farther than Yak Yakstan lies Kingdom of Midnight Sun, a vast land of ice and snow.Contrary to all expectation ponies live even in this harsh realm.They grow plants they need in green fields heated from underground 의해 eternal flame.Without its effect life in Kingdom of Midnight Sun wouldn't be possible.Even Equestria would be much colder.So ruler of the kingdom, an alicorn 퀸 is also guardian of the flame.Many baddies tried to gain control of it and subjugate the world.Most of them couldn't stand local weather conditions, and gave it up.Magic in...
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Source: 페이스북
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Source: facebook, EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Inside Black Tuesday's tent, Guy got his camera ready.

Guy: Okay. It's a little dark in here, but it should work.
Black Tuesday: Why?
Guy: It has to be bright enough to show 당신 what I'm about to do. I'd show 당신 some of my other stop motion videos, but I left those all at home. *Grabs a cup, and puts it on a shelf* Now watch what I do. *Takes a picture of the cup, then nudges it to the left, and takes another picture*
Black Tuesday: Is that all there is to it? Moving a cup from one place to another in the shortest distance possible?
Guy: Unless 당신 want two pictures in your video, it's 더 많이 complicated...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
슬래쉬 - *looks around the murder scene wich is pinkies house*
Ace - I see nothing.
Slash - Well I do see some apples. The died out of strong kick I assume.
Ace - UT the autopsy say-
Slash - Poison. 여우 used poison. But 초 coming was another Killer. Wich is... *looks up on cealing* Haaa... *looks on 표, 테이블 and points on 사과, 애플 pie* AppleJack.
Ace - What! How can 당신 be so sure.
Slash - She came In and gave Pinkie the 사과, 애플 pie. Problem is. *cuts pie in half* Half of it is poison. While 초 part is hallucigen. She probably saw monster 또는 something kicked her almost dead body and ran away tripping...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Episode 6: Snow

Special Guest Stars, Jordan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Neon Lights as Nick Ren

Gran Turismo just got 18 inches of snow. Even though all of the roads were plowed, the speed limits were reduced, to avoid accidents.

Julia: *Stops her car 다음 to a speed sign*
Tim: *Gets a temporary speed sign, and puts it up*

The on the road they were currently on was reduced from 35 to 20. Every road in Gran Turismo had it's speed decreased 의해 15.

Tim: There we go. *Gets back into the car, sitting 다음 to Julia*
Julia: *Drives the car*
Tim: *Picks up the receiver on the radio*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles in the snow*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* What you're asking for can't be accomplished. We don't have the right vehicles to stop those guys.

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Captain Jefferson: *Outside with a State Trooper pony* How soon will they arrive?
State Trooper Pony: As soon as we get enough money from our charity.
Captain Jefferson: That could take forever.
State Trooper Pony: Well you're gonna have to be patient!

---

Mare: *Trapped in a car laying on it's side in snow* Help! I can't open my door!
Tim: Just sit tight! We'll get 당신 out!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
다음 일 at breifing, Captain Jefferson had a message.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it. He got away from us one time, we're not gonna let it happen again. That's all I got, any questions?
Tim: May I say something Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Go ahead, but make it quick.
Tim: *Goes to the front of the room* Now tomorrow, I'm making plans to extend my model railroad layout. Anypony interested in helping me out, go ahead, and say so.

Three ponies, along with Toby raised their hooves.

Tim: Okay....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The 다음 day, Frank arrived in his Camaro.

Sargent Getraer: *Watching Harlan install a police radio into Frank's Camaro* So this is your car.
Frank: Yep. Dark silver paint, chrome mirrors, a supercharged engine-
Harlan: And a very expensive radio. Don't damage it.
Frank: Hey, come on Harlan. 당신 think I'd destroy any part of my car on purpose?
Harlan: No but, accident's do happen.
Jon: *Arrives* 저기요 Ponch, 당신 finally got your car.
Harlan: Alright, let's check your radio. *Turns on the radio*
Jesse: Canterlot 15 7-Ian, in pursuit of the bank robbers. Did anyone hear anything about a bus being...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
In part 2 of this episode Tom, Saten Twist, Master Sword, and Sean were playing Grand Theft Auto 5. They were having a race. The race was at the airport. The ramps went from the runway, over the airport, and ended midair above a highway. Then 당신 get on 더 많이 ramps that turn back to the airport, and after getting off the last one, 당신 have to land in the same spot that 당신 started the race to win.

Sean killed everyone once except for Master Sword, and was winning the race.

Sean: *Lands on the highway, and start going up 더 많이 ramps* Good thing there's only one lap to this race.
Master Sword: *Angry*...
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posted by mariofan14
I have given out some wise sayings to 당신 people in the past. Hopefully they helped 당신 all become 더 많이 of a "human" person, not a "scumbag" person.

And so, for no specific reason whatsoever, I'll give 당신 all some wise sayings to help 당신 out some more, as well as myself. Just to let 당신 know, some of these are based on proverbs from the biblical Book of Proverbs.

Here is what I would like to say:

Bad people 당신 hang out with are a trap, waiting to capture 당신 at any given moment.

Treasure what 당신 may be given from people, be it object 또는 affection. Neither lasts as long as 당신 would think it...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Our last part of this episode, and we have two things for you. First up, Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: For August 2015, it's Nickfurious94, a new guy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: With that out of the way, it's time for the bloopers we created while filming this episode.

Blooper song: link

Tom: Hello everypony, and- *Waits for Master Sword to cough*
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Do it again.

Take 2

Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: 당신 interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it...
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