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At Professor Something's house

Professor Something: Sally? *opens door* 당신 can come out- *notices Sally is gone* GONE AGAIN?! *smashes lantern*

Back at townhall

Jack: Ok, 당신 all know what to do?
Ponies: Yes Jack.
Sally: *arrives in town hall*
Insanity Crusaders: *arrive*

The insanity crusaders are somewhat like the cutie mark crusaders. The ponies in this group are the mayor's daughter, Brenna, a 망아지, 콜트 that dresses up like the devil, named Charlie, and the third 조랑말 is dressed like a mummy. His name is Jake.

Brenna: Hi Jack.
Charlie: 당신 wanted to see us?
Jake: I know we can do what 당신 tell us to do.
Jack: Yes. 당신 three are very good at taking things, I need 당신 to work together, and go find Celestia for me. Go to Canterlot, and kidnap her.
Brenna: Your wish is our command Jack.
Charlie: We'll get her for you.
Jake: And you'll look just like her.
Jack: Excellent.

So the insanity crusaders went to their clubhouse while 노래 a song link

All three: Kidnap Princess Celestia
Charlie: I wanna do it!
Jake: Let's draw straws!
Brenna: Jack said we should do it together, three of a kind.
All three: Birds of a feather now, and forever, wheeeeee
La, la, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la.
Kidnap Celestia, lock her real tight. Throw away the key, and then turn off all the lights.
Brenna: First we're going to set some bait inside a nasty trap, and wait. When he comes a-sniffing we will snap the trap, and close the gate
Charlie: Wait! I've got a better plan. To catch this big white alicorn let's pop her in a boiling pot, and when she's done we'll 버터 her up.
All three: Kidnap Celestia throw her in a box. Burry her for 90 years, and see if she will talk.
Brenna: Then Mr. Oogie Boogie 조랑말 can take the whole thing over then he'll be so pleased, I do declare that we will cook him rare.
All three: Wheeee!!
Charlie: I say that we take a cannon. Aim it at her door, and then knock three times, and when she 답변 Celestia will be no more.
Brenna: You're so stupid, think now if we blow her into smithereens. We may lose some peices, and then Jack will beat us black, and green.
All three: Kidnap Celestia, tie her in a bag. Throw her in the ocean, and see if she is sad.
Charlie: Because Mr. Oogie Boogie 조랑말 is the meanest 조랑말 around
Brenna: If I were on his boogie list I'd get out of town.
Jake: He'll be so pleased 의해 our success that he'll reward us too I bet.
All three: Perhaps he'll make his special brew of snake and 거미 stew. Mmmm! We're his little henchmen, and we take our job with pride. We do our best to please him, and stay on our good side.
Brenna: I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb.
Jake: I'm not the dumb one
Charlie: You're no fun.
Brenna: Shut up.
Charlie: Make me.
Brenna: I've got something, listen now. This one is real good, you'll see. We'll send a present to her door, upon there'll be a note to read. Now, in the box, we'll wait, and hide.
All three: Until his curiosity entices him to look inside. And then we'll have him. One, two, three. Kidnap Celestia, beat her with a stick. Lock her for 90 years see what makes her tick.
Kidnap Celestia, chop her into bits. Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks. Kidnap Celestia, see what we will see. Lock her in a cage, and then throw away the key.

The trio then went to find Celestia in Canterlot.

2 B continued
 Saten Twist
Saten Twist
EPISODE 1 part one

Twilight Sparkle: I said no magic. 당신 were supposed to do it 의해 hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if 당신 hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make 더 많이 sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess...
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posted by Windrises
Notes: My Little 조랑말 is owned 의해 Hasbro and created 의해 Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that 당신 enjoy and comment.

Discord was walking around Ponyville, resisting his temptation to pull pranks on the residents of Ponyville. A building was being made to protect 동물 that didn't have anywhere else to live. It was Fluttershy's idea so Discord pretended to care.

Discord went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake said "Hi. How can I help you?"

Discord said "I'm going to a important party and I got the job of ordering and picking up the cakes. I need...
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Source: dolldevine
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added by triq267
Source: KodokunaShiroiOkami
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Source: KodokunaShiroiOkami
posted by ChevalNoir
In the far north beyond Crystal Empire and farther than Yak Yakstan lies Kingdom of Midnight Sun, a vast land of ice and snow.Contrary to all expectation ponies live even in this harsh realm.They grow plants they need in green fields heated from underground 의해 eternal flame.Without its effect life in Kingdom of Midnight Sun wouldn't be possible.Even Equestria would be much colder.So ruler of the kingdom, an alicorn 퀸 is also guardian of the flame.Many baddies tried to gain control of it and subjugate the world.Most of them couldn't stand local weather conditions, and gave it up.Magic in...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: 페이스북
posted by mariofan14
(Before this story begins, let me tell 당신 that with this article, I'm starting over with the stories I may tell 당신 all. As 당신 may have enjoyed the stories I told in the past, I hope 당신 enjoy this one. Thanks for 읽기 this tidbit, and do enjoy this article.)

It was a great 일 in the little town of Ponyville, and everyone was gallavanting about, doing their duties and businesses. Some of the others were visiting and chatting with each other and generally had good times. One of these ponies was the kind Fluttershy, out to get some 음식 for herself and her animal 프렌즈 in and near her...
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Source: facebook, EQD, joyreactor
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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>Canterlot
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Fire - MISSLE INCOMING!
*Nuke explode in air as every mechanism stops working, all electricy and communications fail, tanks stop working and below are falling down on the ground*
Sandman - What the hell is going on.
Damien - I don't know but if we won't 옮기기 out something might hit us!
Fire - There! Garden house!
Sandman - *picks Icepick up* Help me Damien.
Damien - *picks up Icepick and goes to garden house*
*everything calms down*
Fire - Shit. Its an after-EMP storm.
Sandman - It's raining hard...
Ice - *slowly pulls himself up* I fucking hate rain...
??? - *burst into room*
Sandman...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
14th May
Hour 0700
Near Ponyville.

Sandman - This shit won't last long.
Icepick - *looks at Ponyville* The town is gone...
Damien - We will kill those bastards for what they did...



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Dan - So?
MI5 - We pinpointed location if weapon dealer of GlobeX.
Dan - *puts pictures on screen*

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Name : Ricardo De La Rosa
Location : Brazil - Rio De Janero - Local Favela.
Role : Weapon Dealer, Local Terror Group General
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MI5 - We sended SAS team ready to extract.
Dan - I'm sending my Reapers to capture the target. We will make him talk.

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Brazil.
Rio De Janero.
Operation Codename : "RAT TRAP"
Hour 1005

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Hooffman - Stay...
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added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily, DeviantArt
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: April 6, 1963
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 5:12 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie was driving a freight train home. She just got the train out of Denver.

Stephanie: Cheyenne, here I come. *Blows the horn on her train*

However, she passed a damaged switch, but she didn't know it was damaged. She thought it was an alternate route to Cheyenne.

Stephanie: I better pick up the pace. *Increasing speed*
Stallions: *Getting derailers onto the tracks* Hurry, she's coming.
Stephanie: *Blows the horn on her train four times*
Stallions: Let's get out of here! *Running away*
Stephanie: What did they...
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랜덤 dialectics


Hello and welcome to another fantastically pointless 기사 of 랜덤 Dialectics, where we take a dive into the world of technicalities… for no particular reason! Since some requests were made; today, we are going to take a closer look at our 가장 좋아하는 party pony, Pinkie Pie. This 기사 interlocks with the 이전 one I wrote about Rarity, but will be done in a different fashion. However, due to the nature of the 다음 few lines, we will disregard Pinkie’s fourth 벽 breaks and her defiance of the laws of physics. As instead, we will focus on her mental state. So let...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by sararoyal296
Source: nami frost