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While Jack was walking away from the others, a mare was looking at him. She was called Sally

Professor Something: Sally! Come over to me at once.
Sally: Hmmm, no.
Professor Something: You're not ready for this.
Sally: Yes I am.
Professor Something: *Grabs Sally* No, you're not!!
Sally: Can't 당신 just let me be? *kicks professor*
Professor Something: Ah *falls out wheel chair*

Sally then followed Jack, as he went for a walk.

Jack: *throws money in jar*
Musical band: Nice work old bean.
Jack: Yeah I guess so. Just like last year, and the 년 before that. *continues walking*
Sally: *watching*
Jack: *claps hooves*
Zero: *appears*

Jack then sings this song link

There are few who'd deny, at what I do I am the best
For my talents are renowned far, and wide
When it comes to surprises in the moonlit night
I excel without ever even trying

With the slightest little effort of my ghostlike charms
I have seen grown men give out a shriek
With the wave of my hand, and a well placed moan
I have swept the very bravest off their feet

Yet 년 after year, it's the same routine
And I grow so weary of the sound of screams
And I Jack, the 호박 King
Have grown so tired of the same old thing

Oh, somewhere deep inside of these bones
An emptiness began to grow
There's something out there far from my home
A longing that I've never known

I'm the master of fright, and a demon of light
And I'll scare 당신 right out of your pants
To a 조랑말 in Kentucky, I'm mister unlucky
And I'm known throughout England, and France

And since I am dead, I can take off my head
To recite Shakespearean qoutes
No animal nor man can scream like I can
With the fury of my recitations

But who here would ever understand
That the 호박 King with the skeleton grin
Would Tire of his crown, if they only understood
He'd give it all up if he only could

Oh there's an empty place in my bones
That calls out for something unknown
The fame, and phrase come 년 after year
Does nothing for these empty tears

Jack then walked away with his ghost dog, Zero

Sally: I know how 당신 feel Jack
Professor Something: *arrives* Sally? Get over here now!
Sally: Fine. *goes to Professor Something*

Soon, the professor took Sally to his lab

Professor Something: I can't have 당신 wandering off!
Sally: But I want to see what this world is like.
Professor Something: You're not ready. We've talked about this before. All 당신 need is patience, and then you'll be ready.
Sally: But I don't want to be patient. I want to go out there now.
Professor Something: Someday 당신 will. Someday

2 B continued
posted by Canada24
"Well.. I guess I should get going" Ditto said, starting to leave.

"Wait.. One last favour sweetie... How would 당신 feel about being the 다음 captain?" Celestia asked.

".. What?" Ditto asked, a bit confused.

"As 당신 may 또는 may not being aware.. Shining Armour and his lovely wife are too busy with The Crystal Empire.. So the guards need a new leader. And they saw how skilled of a fighter 당신 are.. So they want you" Celestia replied.

"Oh.. Well., Guess I could do that.. I mean.. Why not" Ditto replied.

"(kisses his cheek) Good boy.. Let me show 당신 to your new office" Celestia said, and lead him further into the castle.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is it
This is it
The Low Riders were still waiting on the bridge going over the train tracks from the station.

Cavalier Pony: *Arrives in a red Cavalier*
Corvette Pony: Here he is.
Cavalier Pony: *Gets out of his car* What are we waiting for? We gonna race?
Corvette Pony: Yes. Let's do it.
Julia: They're getting into their cars.
Tim: *Gets on the radio* GT24, we're still observing the suspects. Another 조랑말 joined them in a red 1995 Cavalier. So far, we can't tell if the car has any license plates. We can only see the front of it.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24. What is your current location?
Tim: Round Freeway. The four...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sadren was driving to a scrapyard to kill Francis and Molly. However, he didn't notice Jon and Frank on their motorcycles.

Jon: Canterlot 15 Mary-3 and 4, we found one of the suspects from the bank robbery, it looks like he has two hostages with him. *Rides behind the car*
Frank: That other 조랑말 is holding on for life Jon.
Jon: We need to catch up before he falls off.
Sadren: *Turns right into the scrapyard, and stops the car, and stops near a crane*
Francis: What are we doing here?
Sadren: Your car will be hoisted into the air 의해 that 기중기, 크레인 in front of us. It picks up anything made out of metal,...
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posted by Canada24
Minuette: (awkwardly) So, uh, what are 당신 studying these days?

Moon Dancer: Science, magic, history, economics, pottery. Things like that.

Minuette: Yowza! [chuckles] 당신 planning on being a professor 또는 something?

Moon Dancer: No.

Minuette: So you're just... studying?

Moon Dancer: (rolls eyes) Can I go now?

Twilight: Moon Dancer, please.

Saten: Yeah, Don't be rude.

Minuette: It's all right, Twilight. We're having a good time. Right, everypony?

Twinkleshine, Saten, Spike, and 레몬 Hearts: [unsure sounds]

Minuette: So, uh... Spike, tell Moon Dancer that story 'bout how Twilight had to read a book about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Case 크래커 returned to the Pizzeria with Gordon and Sam, they told Jim about their success.

Jim: Alright, great job 당신 three. Now, time for lunch. I'm buying. Want any pizza?
Sam: I'll take mine with broccoli, and onions.
Case Cracker: I'd like some pineapple on mine.
Gordon: Get me sausage.
Jim: How many slices would 당신 like?
Sam: I'll take two.
Case Cracker: Two.
Gordon: Just one for me.
Jim: Okay. *Goes to order pizza*
Sam: We did great.
Case Cracker: A clean kill. No 더 많이 cop.

They enjoyed their pizza. 다음 day, Gordon was sleeping when Case 크래커 walked into his home.

Gordon: Case, what...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
나귀, 엉덩이 나귀, 엉덩이 Inn

Starring 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the 나귀, 엉덩이 나귀, 엉덩이 Inn, everyone was sad. A 조랑말 was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a 조랑말 for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed 의해 any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: 당신 know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, 또는 terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. 당신 don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Pierce Hawkins
Pierce Hawkins
In San Franciscolt, the police were being notified about the bank robbers.

Police 조랑말 36: *On phone* Right. We'll alert all of our units now. Thanks again. *Hangs up* We got news from LA everypony. Four bank robbers are coming here 의해 train. They just robbed a bank, and got on the train as fast as they could.
Police 조랑말 94: We need to tell the commissioner.
Police 조랑말 36: I'll notify him, and 당신 must tell Detective Hawkins about it.
Police 조랑말 94: I will.

Detective Hawkins was a green earth 조랑말 with 주황색, 오렌지 hooves. He was pulling over a 조랑말 in a station wagon for speeding when he heard...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Lots of ponies were gathering at the main hall in Celestia's castle.

Bryan: *With Harry* There seems to be a lot of ponies that want to compete in this event.
Harry: *Carrying a glass of champagne* Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. The worst part is that I got invited.
Audience: *Laughing*...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine trotted away, bored. She suddenly stumbled across a gorge in the earth, and the ground was now stone. Down in the gorge, a waterfall thundered and a river ran far below. She sat down and looked behind her. “How far did I walk?” she murmured to herself. Suddenly, a 칼, 나이프 like the one from earlier flew over her head and hit the rock 벽 behind her with a clang. Aqua looked up, startled. “Today is your 일 to die, Aqua Marine.” She heard a voice say. She looked up at a ledge, where the voice came from. A grey earth 조랑말 with a black wild mane was standing there. “Who are...
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posted by Canada24
This may not be my greatest episode. But its all I got..


Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will 당신 ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..


Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded 의해 huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how 당신 keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed 의해 the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
Trixie:Discort,I only made that stupid Pinkie Pie as a "great master" for only a short time.She does not know what is going to happen.
Discort:And what do 당신 want from me?
Trixie:I want 당신 to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But 당신 can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now 당신 are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is 더 많이 weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't 당신 dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are 당신 going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with 당신 again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need 당신 anymore.You know what?I didn't needed 당신 at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*

Discort:I am 의해 your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*
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