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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Not far away was a rally track.

Sergi: *drives car to track*
Apyr: Uhm, this is a rally track, and we brought a mid engined sports car with us.
Sergi: Do not let that worry you. This car may not seem like a rally car, but we can change that. Get the off road tires from our garage.
Apyr: *goes to garage*
Braeburn: Well, well, well. If it ain't the car theives theirselves.
Sergi: We are not car theives.
Braeburn: Then where did a poor stallion like yourself get the money for a car like that?
Sergi: (How does he know I steal these cars?)
Apyr: Sergi? I got those tires 당신 asked for.
Sergi: Excellent. Now wait at the 차고 for me. I'm going to bring the car there.
Braeburn: *laughs* Good luck losers.

Sergi got his car into the garage, and Apyr was putting the rally tires on the car.

Sergi: Hey, Apyr? How do 당신 feel about me stealing cars?
Apyr: I do it with you, what's the matter?
Sergi: That redneck 조랑말 has been bothering us for two years. He has wrecked our cars, made us lose so much money, and he wonders why we steal these cars!
Apyr: Why don't we get back at him? If we win, we'll get some cash, and maybe we won't have to steal anymore.
Sergi: I hope you're right.

The race was about to begin, and all the cars were at their starting position.

Sergi: *laughs*
Apyr: Sergi? What's so funny?
Sergi: Braeburn accuses us of bad stuff, but look at his car.
Apyr: I think that's his cousin's car.
Sergi: What? Big Mac? It's Braeburn's, otherwise he wouldn't be driving.
Apyr: 당신 have a good point there.
Announcer: Fillies, and Gentlecolts, the racers here today are..

Sergi in a Lotus Eltrot
Braeburn in a Fillys Coupe
Soarin in a Shitroen C4
Steroid 조랑말 in a Toycolta Landcruiser
And the rest are in trucks, and we're wasting time, so let's start this race!!

Flag pony: 3.. 2.. 1.. Go
Announcer: Aaaaaaaaand, they're off!! Six trucks, and four rally cars. This should be exciting.
Braeburn: *In first*
Sergi: *passes*
Announcer: They're getting towards the jump.
Sergi & Braeburn: *jump*
Announcer: And they make it! Meanwhile, a manticore is driving his truck towards Soarin.
Manticore: *driving with huge tires*
Soarin: *dodges huge tires*
Announcer: This manticore must have something against the wonderbolt in his rally car!
Soarin: *jumps*
Manticore: *jumps*
Announcer: The jump is made, aand...
Manticore: *spins off track*
Announcer: And the manticore is off the track, nearly flipping his monster truck over!

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 Braeburn's car
Braeburn's car
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posted by NocturnalMirage
Wheels of Evil – Part 11


The doorbell rang. The turquoise unicorn idled on the porch for several minutes. There was no answer. She rang the doorbell again and again. After a while, the door opened for a bit. Only for a gap…

“Oh, Lyra… I didn’t expect 당신 today…”

“Hello, Doctor! I came to see if there’s anything I can do to help.” Lyra explains happily. “How’s the reconstruction going?”

“Good… Good…” the brown earth 조랑말 replies abstractedly.

“Oh, great! Sooo… Can I take a look?”

“No… I… this is a very delicate stage right now… listen, I’m very busy…”...
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Ok before 당신 read the fanfic I want 당신 guys to know that I will only be posting the first chapter as of right now. I know I 게시됨 it a while 이전 but I made some changes to it. I also 게시됨 it to get some feedback. This is only the first chapter of the first 1/4 of the story. The amount of pages in the first 1/4 of the story is actually 20 pages, so thats why I am posting it chapter 의해 chapter. Feel free to tell me what 당신 think and If 당신 have any suggestions 또는 see any errors please let me know. I am turning this in as part of one of my assignments in school and I would like to make it...
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 Anti-tank gun
Anti-tank gun
Green Flame sees that the enemy leader is 퀸 Chrysalis and her army is the changelings, they had 로스트 their shape shifting power, which made them an easy target for Green. He silently clicked the hammer back on his 소총 and pulled the trigger, Flame saw the changeling fall down quickly after the shot.

The other changelings responded 의해 signaling to the tank drivers to 불, 화재 at Green Flame. all this noise caused Pin Tail to wake up and get the 2 troops up. They came to Flame's assistance while carrying their anti-tank artillery gun and set it into position. After a few rounds of their 대포 the tanks & changelings in them were all destroyed in only a few minutes. "Was that the enemy?" Green Flame asked Pin Tail. "Not anymore" Tail smiled as he told his friend.
Okay so this is a parody of the movie 왓치맨 if 당신 haven`t seen it. 당신 should, it`s a great movie. It`ll have:
사과 브랜디 as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
무지개, 레인 보우 dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.


Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"
posted by StarWarsFan7
Octavia's band slowly begins to play Here Comes the Bride as everypony turns their colorful heads to Pinkie Pie, who is walking up to the alter with her father Clyde Pie 다음 to her. He is crying tears of joy while trying to rub his face with his hoof but it can't hide how much Clyde cares for his youngest daughter.

Standing in front of the alter, Discord, a Draconequus who once treated ponies like his slaves when he ruled Equestria before Princesses Celestia and Luna, smiles brightly at his fiance who is beaming at him as well.

This is the moment Discord had been waiting for. Ever since the...
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rice, and his gang planned to go to a parking garage. They would dump the body into the 트렁크 of another car.

Rice & Mafia: *drive into garage*
Buddy: *parks outside of garage*
Ringo: *parks behind Buddy*
garage owner: *closes door*
Rice: Good work, now come over here.
garage owner: *walks to Rice* Open the 트렁크 of that car.
garage owner: What are 당신 doing all this for?
Rice: Open the trunk!!
garage owner: *opens trunk*
Rice: Put that cop in here.
mafia: *puts Sigmund in trunk*
Rice: *locks trunk*
garage owner: *runs off*
Clint: *kills 차고 owner*

Meanwhile, outside the garage

Buddy: Police! Open...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, Gordon was being too stupid to stop at a red signal. As a result, he was close to crashing into a train.

Gordon: *shuts eyes*
Coffee Creme: *prepares to jump*

But before Coffee Creme jumped, Gordon's train stopped. It was literally half of a centimeter close to the other train.

Coffee Creme: What happened?
Gordon: I don't know, but it's completely unacceptable. Stay here, I'll be back.
Coffee Creme: I wanna go with you.
Gordon: Stay here!! I'll be back!
Coffee Creme: *sits in chair*
Gordon; *walks to other engine* It's so hot. *turns around*
Coffee Creme: *waiting*
Gordon: *comes back*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run 의해 thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: Show business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over 의해 the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* 더 많이 like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do 당신 need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that 당신 know...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up 더 많이 stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw 당신 enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are 당신 doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws 팬 into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Twilight continued to the secret base.

Twilight: Alright were here. We need to sneak in *turns invisible*
Con: *turns invisible*
Russian pony35: *enters base*
Con & Twilight: *follow russian*
Russian pony35: hm?
Twilight: *snaps russian's neck*
Russian pony45: Hold on. *walks toward Twilight*
Con: *puts silencer on gun*
Russian pony45: huh? Там есть плавающая пушка! *there's a floating gun*
Con: *shoots russian pony*
Russian pony36: Там есть плавающая пушка!
Con: *kills that russian* How many are we dealing with here?
Twilight: Man I don't know! Find...
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