Gordon was in the Cheyenne Jailhouse.
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Hi.
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Hello!
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Do 당신 always say the same thing to a 조랑말 75 times in a row?
Police officer: Hey, shut the fuck up in there.
Gordon: What did I do?! I start a club, then get arrested for having things for the club, and now I'm getting in trouble for being bothered 의해 another pony?!!?!?!?!?
Police: 당신 were talking.
Gordon: He was talking too!!
Cellmate: Hey.
Police: Hello Bob.
Gordon: What the fuck?
Police: Watch your language loser!
Gordon: 당신 just told me to shut the fuck up!
Police: No I didn't *walks away*
Gordon: I'm pretty sure 당신 did!
Police: I never say anything cruel to anypony.
At the entrance of the jailhouse.
Pete: Excuse me. Is there anypony here named Gordon? I'd like to bail him out.
Police pony: That'll be Fourty dollars, and twelve bits.
Pete: *pays officer*
Gordon: *sees Pete*
Police pony: Ok Gordon. 당신 can go now.
Gordon: Yes! Thank 당신 *runs away*
Pete: Wait up! *chases Gordon*
Gordon, and Pete soon got back at the station
Gordon: Thank 당신 for getting me out of there!
Pete: No problem, but 당신 gotta do me a favor.
Gordon: What's that?
Pete: Get rid of your secret unicorn club. It sounds stupid.
Gordon: But it's great. We have drinks, cook outs, and-
Pete: 당신 got arrested for it.
Gordon: All I wanted was some peace, and quiet!
Pete: Well all 당신 had to do was simply ask.
Gordon: Simply asking makes my head hurt.
Pete: Well that's something you'll have to deal with. There are sometimes when 당신 have to think of others. If 당신 keep thinking about yourself, you're not just hurting everyone's feelings, but you're also hurting yourself.
Gordon: How so?
Pete: You're hurting yourself 의해 getting rid of all the ponies 당신 care about.
Gordon: And those are?
Pete: Screw it. Why do I even bother to be around you? *walks away*
Gordon: Now I know the feeling *walks away*
Gordon went to everypony
Gordon: I wanna apologize for being mean to you. Can 당신 all forgive me?
Jeff: No.
Gordon: Holy shit! I just apologized!
Jeff: *laughs* Just joking with 당신 Gordon. Of course we forgive you.
Hawkeye: 당신 may be an asshole at times, but deep down, you're a good pony.
Coffee Creme: I still don't understand why 당신 hate steam engines.
Gordon: I don't hate them, I just think diesels are better.
Hawkeye: Well, let me just say that these steam engines will never be replaced!
Ten years later
Hawkeye: *sees diesels* Great. Ten years ago, I said some things that would eventually become a lie.
The end
On the 다음 episode of ponies on the rails
Bartholomew conducts Hawkeye's train.
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Hi.
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Hello!
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Do 당신 always say the same thing to a 조랑말 75 times in a row?
Police officer: Hey, shut the fuck up in there.
Gordon: What did I do?! I start a club, then get arrested for having things for the club, and now I'm getting in trouble for being bothered 의해 another pony?!!?!?!?!?
Police: 당신 were talking.
Gordon: He was talking too!!
Cellmate: Hey.
Police: Hello Bob.
Gordon: What the fuck?
Police: Watch your language loser!
Gordon: 당신 just told me to shut the fuck up!
Police: No I didn't *walks away*
Gordon: I'm pretty sure 당신 did!
Police: I never say anything cruel to anypony.
At the entrance of the jailhouse.
Pete: Excuse me. Is there anypony here named Gordon? I'd like to bail him out.
Police pony: That'll be Fourty dollars, and twelve bits.
Pete: *pays officer*
Gordon: *sees Pete*
Police pony: Ok Gordon. 당신 can go now.
Gordon: Yes! Thank 당신 *runs away*
Pete: Wait up! *chases Gordon*
Gordon, and Pete soon got back at the station
Gordon: Thank 당신 for getting me out of there!
Pete: No problem, but 당신 gotta do me a favor.
Gordon: What's that?
Pete: Get rid of your secret unicorn club. It sounds stupid.
Gordon: But it's great. We have drinks, cook outs, and-
Pete: 당신 got arrested for it.
Gordon: All I wanted was some peace, and quiet!
Pete: Well all 당신 had to do was simply ask.
Gordon: Simply asking makes my head hurt.
Pete: Well that's something you'll have to deal with. There are sometimes when 당신 have to think of others. If 당신 keep thinking about yourself, you're not just hurting everyone's feelings, but you're also hurting yourself.
Gordon: How so?
Pete: You're hurting yourself 의해 getting rid of all the ponies 당신 care about.
Gordon: And those are?
Pete: Screw it. Why do I even bother to be around you? *walks away*
Gordon: Now I know the feeling *walks away*
Gordon went to everypony
Gordon: I wanna apologize for being mean to you. Can 당신 all forgive me?
Jeff: No.
Gordon: Holy shit! I just apologized!
Jeff: *laughs* Just joking with 당신 Gordon. Of course we forgive you.
Hawkeye: 당신 may be an asshole at times, but deep down, you're a good pony.
Coffee Creme: I still don't understand why 당신 hate steam engines.
Gordon: I don't hate them, I just think diesels are better.
Hawkeye: Well, let me just say that these steam engines will never be replaced!
Ten years later
Hawkeye: *sees diesels* Great. Ten years ago, I said some things that would eventually become a lie.
The end
On the 다음 episode of ponies on the rails
Bartholomew conducts Hawkeye's train.
Jon Baker is to the left, and Frank Poncherello is to the right.
"Now ya'll', came the 조랑말 who said 당신 got the job's voice. "Ya'll be careful. This place could be zactly' like the 무지개, 레인 보우 Factory." Pinkie Pie shriveled up. "Oooooh!" She said. "That was one smelly factory!" "It did kinda smell." 무지개, 레인 보우 said. "Now who in the 건초 are ya'll talkin' to?" 사과 브랜디 said. "Oh! Oh! I know this one! Ummmm.... Was it....Trixie?" Pinkie Pie butted in. Ew, no." " Derpy?" "Wait. Why ew to Trixie?" "Oh, come on, Pinkie 당신 don't remember that? The crusaders and stuff?" "Nope." 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash facehooved. Then there was a *bang bang bang bang bang* "Sweetie Belle! Stop it! Just stop it!" Dash's eyes lit up. "YOU'RE ALIVE!" "Yeah, so?" Said 사과, 애플 Bloom. 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash facehooved.
THE END
BECAUSE I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO DO WITH DERPY
THE END
BECAUSE I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO DO WITH DERPY
