The Nazi pilot was flying his airplane to the front of our train
Sean: He's going to bomb the tracks!! *goes to ladder*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: What are 당신 doing?
Sean: Shooting that plane down before he destroys the rails! *climbs to roof*
Nazi pilot: *flying to the front of train*
Sean: *shoots airplane*
Nazi pilot: *turns around*
Sean: *stands still*
Nazi Pilot: Auf wiedershen hedgehog! *about to shoot guns*
Sean: *grabs airplane*
Nazi pilot: Was ist das?!
Sean: *throws airplane away*
Nazi pilot: NEIN!! *crashes*
Twilight: Man, is he ok?
Sean: No *climbs down* I'm better then that. I'm great!
Mane 6: Alright!! Excellent.
Sean: What's next?
Twilight: I guess we defend this train from Robotnik's army.
Sean: Good enough for me.
Meanwhile in ponyville
Nazis: *go to Twilight's house*
Discord: She has to be here somewhere!
Nazis: We're telling you, Twilight is going to Canterlot.
Discord: And I am telling you, you're wrong! *kicks door open*
Spike: AHH!
Discord: Take the dragon! We'll go to Canterlot with him.
Nazis: Come here boy.
Spike: ehh.... *burps fire*
Nazis: *on fire* ACh!! Help! *run out of house*
Discord: Retards. *kidnaps Spike*
Colonel Kramer: *driving truck* Let's go Discord!
Discord: *enters truck*
Colonel Kramer: What do 당신 have in the bag?
Discord: A prisoner. We're taking him to Canterlot.
Colonel Kramer: What are we doing with him?
Discord: Ransom.
Back on the train
Twilight: *worried*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: What's wrong Twilight?
Twilight: Man, I'm still worried about Spike.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Give it a rest. He's doing fine, and is probably enjoying a..
Spike: Milkshake, and then 당신 guys come barging in to torturize me! Why am I in this bag?!
Discord: You're going to Canterlot.
2 B continued
Sean: He's going to bomb the tracks!! *goes to ladder*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: What are 당신 doing?
Sean: Shooting that plane down before he destroys the rails! *climbs to roof*
Nazi pilot: *flying to the front of train*
Sean: *shoots airplane*
Nazi pilot: *turns around*
Sean: *stands still*
Nazi Pilot: Auf wiedershen hedgehog! *about to shoot guns*
Sean: *grabs airplane*
Nazi pilot: Was ist das?!
Sean: *throws airplane away*
Nazi pilot: NEIN!! *crashes*
Twilight: Man, is he ok?
Sean: No *climbs down* I'm better then that. I'm great!
Mane 6: Alright!! Excellent.
Sean: What's next?
Twilight: I guess we defend this train from Robotnik's army.
Sean: Good enough for me.
Meanwhile in ponyville
Nazis: *go to Twilight's house*
Discord: She has to be here somewhere!
Nazis: We're telling you, Twilight is going to Canterlot.
Discord: And I am telling you, you're wrong! *kicks door open*
Spike: AHH!
Discord: Take the dragon! We'll go to Canterlot with him.
Nazis: Come here boy.
Spike: ehh.... *burps fire*
Nazis: *on fire* ACh!! Help! *run out of house*
Discord: Retards. *kidnaps Spike*
Colonel Kramer: *driving truck* Let's go Discord!
Discord: *enters truck*
Colonel Kramer: What do 당신 have in the bag?
Discord: A prisoner. We're taking him to Canterlot.
Colonel Kramer: What are we doing with him?
Discord: Ransom.
Back on the train
Twilight: *worried*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: What's wrong Twilight?
Twilight: Man, I'm still worried about Spike.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Give it a rest. He's doing fine, and is probably enjoying a..
Spike: Milkshake, and then 당신 guys come barging in to torturize me! Why am I in this bag?!
Discord: You're going to Canterlot.
2 B continued
one of the most infamous and hated episodes of the show.... and for good reason, too.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, 당신 could 삭제 the episode from the 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing 더 많이 than a waste of time and space.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, 당신 could 삭제 the episode from the 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing 더 많이 than a waste of time and space.
THE 다음 DAY:
CRYSYAL EMPIRE:
Saten: Me?
Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so 당신 can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.
Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?
Twilight: (giggles) of coarse 당신 can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.
Saten: Fine, fine.
Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and 당신 two can head straight to Sunburst's!
Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!
Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.
Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!
Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...
CRYSYAL EMPIRE:
Saten: Me?
Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so 당신 can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.
Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?
Twilight: (giggles) of coarse 당신 can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.
Saten: Fine, fine.
Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and 당신 two can head straight to Sunburst's!
Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!
Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.
Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!
Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...