Somewhere in the sea of Japan

Japanese sgt: How much longer until we get into Busan?
Japanese captain: Only 20 miles. The south koreans are going to need our supplies quickly.
Korean pilot1: juui ilbon-eo bae beonho 62557 , dangsin-eun bughan yeongto e chim-ib habnida.. (Attention Japanese 보트 No. 62557, 당신 are trespassing in North Korean territory.)
Japanese pony8: They found us! Get defense weapons ready!
japanese ponies: *load guns*
Korean pilot1: gong-gyeog junbi. (Get ready to attack)
Korean pilot2: gikkeoi. (With pleasure) *shoot boat*
Korean pilot1: *launches missile*
Japanese captain: Abandon ship!!
Japanese ponies: *jump off boat*

Just when everyone got off the boat, it exploded.

Japanese captain: They're leaving. We must swim to shore. *swims*
japanese: *Follow*
Popeye: Waiting for them to come.
Steve Jobs: Come, 또는 cum?
Popeye: 당신 know which one I'm talking about.
Steve Jobs: Cum.
Japanese ponies: Please help us.
Popeye: Ok *shoots japanese ponies* It's done.
Steve Jobs: Nice work. Now when 당신 get here, cum.
Popeye: Just, stop!

Meanwhile in the United States of Equestria

Dutch mare: bent uitstekend in Nederlands te spreken, Mr..? (You are excellent at speaking Dutch, Mr..?
Con: Mane. Con Mane
Dutch mare: Ik wou dat je niet zo snel gaan (I wish 당신 didn't have to go so soon.)
Con: Ja goed je weet 괭이 het is helaas. (Yeah well 당신 know how it is unfortunately.)

Con's phone soon starts to ring. Just when the two were about to make out

Con: Hello?
Moneybit: Con, where are you?
Con: On my way now. *hangs up.* Wordt vervolgd (To be continued)

And he's right. This story is to be continued