Wheels of Evil – Part 2
She is alone in the shadows. The sunlight is too bright. The forest hides her. Christine is alone under the branches of the Everfree. Nothing moves in the heat. The air is sultry and stifling. The town billows like a mirage in the distance. She can’t go out. The sun’s too warm here. The engine will overheat in minutes. She waits.
The daylight finally gives in to the approaching night. The air is fresh now. Something’s going down in Ponyville. Some kind of social gathering 또는 a parade. She’s not sure which. This will be her night. She feels it.
After a few hours the town quiets down. This is her time! She knows. The ignition switch turns 의해 itself. The keys are inside. The 350 block revs up. The V8 engine rattles. Christine waits a few 더 많이 초 until the oil temperature is fine. The gearshift moves to “DRIVE” position. She rolls out of the woods. She enters Ponyville. She’s searching, like in the past six nights. Always looking for the same: a lone figure 의해 the road. A lonely soul. A lonely heart. She moves slowly. Veeery slowly. Her headlights are off.
There – a dark silhouette at the distance right ahead… No! Two! Even better! Christine stops. Revs the engine. It’s very loud and eerie. The two figures turn their head towards her. They’re twinkling. They have never seen anything like her. Christine revs the engine again… and again… her crimson body winces every time she does that.
The two silhouettes do not move. The blood freezes in their veins. Christine senses their fear. It gives her strength. It turns her on. She revs the engine one last time. Its rattle fills the air. The figures smell gasoline for the first time.
Suddenly, the twin headlights turn on, bathing everything in cold, white light. The shift clacks into “D” and Christine launches, like a tiger. The rear tires jarring, releasing a 구름, 클라우드 of smoke and the car accelerates. The two figures freeze down, the distance between them and Christine decreasing rapidly.
Only 60 feet… 50… 40… 30... What the...?
Christine brakes, her rear swings as she stops with screaming tires, right in front of the two figures. She is confused. Now that they are in the 원, 동그라미 of her headlights, she sees that they are not human… They are 더 많이 like… horses… only smaller… like… ponies!
The first one’s easier. It is odd that her mane and tail is blue and purple nevertheless. The other one is a turquoise pony… with a horn?
They are only a few inches away from Christine’s grille. They feel the heat coming from the V8 engine. The bright headlights are blinding them.
“Wha… What is this, Lyra?!” the 조랑말 with the blue and purple mane asks.
“I don’t know… I’ve never seen anything like this…” the turquoise one replies, shielding her eyes with her hooves.
Wait, what? They TALK???
Christine breaks down in shock. Her headlights flicker. They are only four gloomy circles now. The turquoise 조랑말 is the braver one. She reaches out and softly touches the hood. Her hoof clashes on the reinforced steel. Some kind of a discharge occurs. A spark. The horned 조랑말 recoils, rubs her hoof.
“Ouch!”
“Okay I’ve seen enough! I don’t know what this thing is, but we better get out of here!” the first 조랑말 urges.
“Yes I...” the turquoise one begins, but perks up the ear. “Bon-Bon, do 당신 hear that?
“Hear what? I don’t hear anything. Can we go now?”
“No, wait!” the horned 조랑말 moves closer to the car. She touches the 후드 again. Strokes it gently.
“Tell me 당신 hear that voice, Bon-Bon!” she demands.
“No, I already told you! There’s no voice! Come on, Lyra, let’s go!”
“Sure there is! It’s like a whisper… I can’t quite understand it!
The left door opens. The two ponis wince. Startled from the sudden sound. Lyra takes a step ahead and pokes her head inside. Crimson leather. Mawkish smell comes from the interior. Gauges. Speed-o-meter.
One gauge says: 088657 Mi. The other…
“Hey, look at this! Somepony thinks this thing can go with 120 mi/hour!” Lyra smirks.
“That’s ridiculous! Not even pegasi can fly that fast!” Bon-Bon nods.
“Yeah, right. Ridiculous.” Lyra mumbles but she hops on the leather seat.
Oh is it?
Lyra freezes and looks around nervously.
“Bob-Bon, it’s here again! I hear that voice! In my head!” her face goes ashen because of the recognition. The regal, feminine voice continues.
Do not worry. I won’t bite. Sorry I scared 당신 before. I’ll make it up to you. How about a little trip? I’ll show 당신 what I can do.
“What are you?!” Lyra yells loudly.
“Uh… Lyra, who are 당신 talking to?” Bon-Bon inquires with a raised brow.
We’ll talk about that as well. Now… what about that joyride? Come on, big girl, I know 당신 want to. 당신 wouldn’t be sitting in here otherwise.
“I guess so…” Lyra hesitates.
Heh-heh… excellent!
The door closes with a loud, metallic bang. That strange, undiluted smell fills Lyra’s nostrils.
“Wait! What about Bon-Bon?”
She’ll find 당신 soon enough!
The ignition switch turns 의해 itself and the V8 block begins to rattle.
Now, let’s go! We have a lot to talk about!
Christine backs up and turns around rapidly. The white steering wheel in front of Lyra moves 의해 itself.
“I’m not sure about this…” the turquoise 조랑말 says, biting on her lips. The deep, regal voice giggles.
Hi-hi-hi! Come on, don’t be such a scaredy-cat! Just sit back, relax and enjoy the ride!
Christine turns on her lights. The bright, cool light illuminates a large 원, 동그라미 on the dirt road. She storms out with jarring rear tires, and Lyra Heartstrings inside, leaving a whirling 구름, 클라우드 of smoke and dust behind.
She is alone in the shadows. The sunlight is too bright. The forest hides her. Christine is alone under the branches of the Everfree. Nothing moves in the heat. The air is sultry and stifling. The town billows like a mirage in the distance. She can’t go out. The sun’s too warm here. The engine will overheat in minutes. She waits.
The daylight finally gives in to the approaching night. The air is fresh now. Something’s going down in Ponyville. Some kind of social gathering 또는 a parade. She’s not sure which. This will be her night. She feels it.
After a few hours the town quiets down. This is her time! She knows. The ignition switch turns 의해 itself. The keys are inside. The 350 block revs up. The V8 engine rattles. Christine waits a few 더 많이 초 until the oil temperature is fine. The gearshift moves to “DRIVE” position. She rolls out of the woods. She enters Ponyville. She’s searching, like in the past six nights. Always looking for the same: a lone figure 의해 the road. A lonely soul. A lonely heart. She moves slowly. Veeery slowly. Her headlights are off.
There – a dark silhouette at the distance right ahead… No! Two! Even better! Christine stops. Revs the engine. It’s very loud and eerie. The two figures turn their head towards her. They’re twinkling. They have never seen anything like her. Christine revs the engine again… and again… her crimson body winces every time she does that.
The two silhouettes do not move. The blood freezes in their veins. Christine senses their fear. It gives her strength. It turns her on. She revs the engine one last time. Its rattle fills the air. The figures smell gasoline for the first time.
Suddenly, the twin headlights turn on, bathing everything in cold, white light. The shift clacks into “D” and Christine launches, like a tiger. The rear tires jarring, releasing a 구름, 클라우드 of smoke and the car accelerates. The two figures freeze down, the distance between them and Christine decreasing rapidly.
Only 60 feet… 50… 40… 30... What the...?
Christine brakes, her rear swings as she stops with screaming tires, right in front of the two figures. She is confused. Now that they are in the 원, 동그라미 of her headlights, she sees that they are not human… They are 더 많이 like… horses… only smaller… like… ponies!
The first one’s easier. It is odd that her mane and tail is blue and purple nevertheless. The other one is a turquoise pony… with a horn?
They are only a few inches away from Christine’s grille. They feel the heat coming from the V8 engine. The bright headlights are blinding them.
“Wha… What is this, Lyra?!” the 조랑말 with the blue and purple mane asks.
“I don’t know… I’ve never seen anything like this…” the turquoise one replies, shielding her eyes with her hooves.
Wait, what? They TALK???
Christine breaks down in shock. Her headlights flicker. They are only four gloomy circles now. The turquoise 조랑말 is the braver one. She reaches out and softly touches the hood. Her hoof clashes on the reinforced steel. Some kind of a discharge occurs. A spark. The horned 조랑말 recoils, rubs her hoof.
“Ouch!”
“Okay I’ve seen enough! I don’t know what this thing is, but we better get out of here!” the first 조랑말 urges.
“Yes I...” the turquoise one begins, but perks up the ear. “Bon-Bon, do 당신 hear that?
“Hear what? I don’t hear anything. Can we go now?”
“No, wait!” the horned 조랑말 moves closer to the car. She touches the 후드 again. Strokes it gently.
“Tell me 당신 hear that voice, Bon-Bon!” she demands.
“No, I already told you! There’s no voice! Come on, Lyra, let’s go!”
“Sure there is! It’s like a whisper… I can’t quite understand it!
The left door opens. The two ponis wince. Startled from the sudden sound. Lyra takes a step ahead and pokes her head inside. Crimson leather. Mawkish smell comes from the interior. Gauges. Speed-o-meter.
One gauge says: 088657 Mi. The other…
“Hey, look at this! Somepony thinks this thing can go with 120 mi/hour!” Lyra smirks.
“That’s ridiculous! Not even pegasi can fly that fast!” Bon-Bon nods.
“Yeah, right. Ridiculous.” Lyra mumbles but she hops on the leather seat.
Oh is it?
Lyra freezes and looks around nervously.
“Bob-Bon, it’s here again! I hear that voice! In my head!” her face goes ashen because of the recognition. The regal, feminine voice continues.
Do not worry. I won’t bite. Sorry I scared 당신 before. I’ll make it up to you. How about a little trip? I’ll show 당신 what I can do.
“What are you?!” Lyra yells loudly.
“Uh… Lyra, who are 당신 talking to?” Bon-Bon inquires with a raised brow.
We’ll talk about that as well. Now… what about that joyride? Come on, big girl, I know 당신 want to. 당신 wouldn’t be sitting in here otherwise.
“I guess so…” Lyra hesitates.
Heh-heh… excellent!
The door closes with a loud, metallic bang. That strange, undiluted smell fills Lyra’s nostrils.
“Wait! What about Bon-Bon?”
She’ll find 당신 soon enough!
The ignition switch turns 의해 itself and the V8 block begins to rattle.
Now, let’s go! We have a lot to talk about!
Christine backs up and turns around rapidly. The white steering wheel in front of Lyra moves 의해 itself.
“I’m not sure about this…” the turquoise 조랑말 says, biting on her lips. The deep, regal voice giggles.
Hi-hi-hi! Come on, don’t be such a scaredy-cat! Just sit back, relax and enjoy the ride!
Christine turns on her lights. The bright, cool light illuminates a large 원, 동그라미 on the dirt road. She storms out with jarring rear tires, and Lyra Heartstrings inside, leaving a whirling 구름, 클라우드 of smoke and dust behind.
so as we all know, because FiM ended its run last October, Hasbro decided to pull the plug on Equestria Girls too.... without even bothering to giving it a proper close. 'cause Holidays Unwrapped sure as hell ain't no finale (not even close).
but the 질문 is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what 당신 want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta unanswered 질문 and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, 조랑말 Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
but the 질문 is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what 당신 want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta unanswered 질문 and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, 조랑말 Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
Fluttershy (throws down gun and back to normal cute self): There.. They're dead.. We saved Christmas.. We get a wish.. Anything 당신 guys wanna wishful?
Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.
The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.
Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?
Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)
Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.
Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..
Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.
Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving 당신 people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.
END OF EPISODE 2:
I like assuming Sword is a 팬 favorite. For his comedic insanity. Smilar to Trevor Phillips, but a lessor extent..
But who knows. He probably isn't..
Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.
The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.
Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?
Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)
Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.
Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..
Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.
Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving 당신 people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.
END OF EPISODE 2:
I like assuming Sword is a 팬 favorite. For his comedic insanity. Smilar to Trevor Phillips, but a lessor extent..
But who knows. He probably isn't..
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