마이 리틀 포니 우정은 마법 Article: For Your I's Only part 2

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Somewhere in the atlantic ocean

Equestrian pony54: *grabs fish*
Equestrian pony67: *walks inside part of boat*
Equestrian captain: Good morning Rob.
Rob: Hello captain. *pushes button*

The 벽 moved, and revealed a secret room. This was no ordinary fishing boat.

Equestrian pony65: Good to see 당신 again Rob.
Rob: Only so I can take over your shift.
Equestrian pony87: I think we got something.
Equestrian pony54: I'm reeling it in right now.
Rob: Hang on, that thing we're reeling in, it's a bomb!
Equestrian pony87: You're pulling in a bomb! STOP!
Equestrian pony54: Too late! Hit the don't sink button!
Rob: I.... Can't..... Reach it! Why do we get handcuffed to these chairs that don't move?!

Suddenly the bomb exploded, and the ship sank

30 miles north, in the same ocean

Canadian pony56: We're almost there.
Carole: Thanks.
Canadian pony56: Here's your bags.
Carole: Thanks.
Canadian pony56: Are 당신 going to thank me for every good thing I do? *lands plane*
Carole: Thanks. *gets on boat*
mom: Carole! Good to see 당신 again!
Carole: Thanks mom. It's good to see 당신 again too. Where's dad?
Dad: Over here my sweetheart. My 당신 look gorgeous. Any stallionfriends yet?
Carole: Dad *laughs*
Mom: Thanks for getting my daughter here.
Canadian pony56: You're welcome. *flies out of water*
Dad: He seemed nice.
Canadian pony56: They say thanks too much *deploys machine guns*
Mom: What's he doing?
Canadian pony56: *shoots parents*
Carole: *gets up* Mom? Dad? He shot them! Now I know not to trust a canadian.

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At CIE Headquarters

Con: Is P in his office?
Moneybit: Yeah, but he's a little busy.
Con: Alright. I heard he had a mission for me, and I decided to come down as soon as possible.
Moneybit: *Hears phone ring, and answers* Hello?
P: Let him in.
Moneybit: He'll see 당신 now Mr. Mane.
Con: Right. *Walks into office* Good morning sir.
P: Likewise Con. What do 당신 know about Discord?
Con: We've had a very long history. First, he tried to launch a bunch of missiles at Germany, and Mexico, to make it look like they were waging war against each other. Then, he killed my wife, half an 시간 after we got married....