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After what Shining Armour thought he saw the night before, he and his wife, Princess Cadance, sought out to find help on how to get rid of what was haunting them, yet they don't know that it was the succubus. First, the couple went to the C.E.P.D., the Crystal Empire Police Department. The two explained what happened last night, but the chief said, "I think 당신 two may be imagining things. There's no such thing as monsters of the 수퍼내츄럴 world. It's all a bunch of gibberish." But it wasn't gibberish. The two found a professor of the supernatural, and when he was told about what happened last night, he said, "If it is a demon of sorts, then 당신 might need to put a ring of pure salt around your 침대 to ward off the spirit before 당신 go to bed."

Later that night, the two, before going to sleep, put around their 침대 a ring of pure salt to ward off the succubus. As soon as Shining Armour and Cadance went to sleep, the succubus returned. Eyeing the ring of salt, she said, "Pathetic mortals. I'm too smart for that." But how? She got out a 비, 빗자루 and a dustpan, collected the salt, and dumped it into a nearby trash can, being careful as to not let it fall on her because it would burn so badly. After that, she got close to Shining Armour, ready to seduce him in his sleep. As she seduced him, she said, "Yesss... Feed me your every gram of lust inside you... Feed me your very love... Feed me your SOUL!!!" But when Cadance opened her eyes a little, she saw the demon feeding off of her husband. She screamed, awakening her husband, scaring off the succubus, and attracted a few guards. "What happened?" one of them asked. "Get us a priest!" she cried.

An 시간 later, the priest of the Crystal Empire Church to the Goddess came over to the bedroom where Cadance bore witness to the succubus feeding off of Shining Armour. "Let me study this room and see if 당신 are being haunted 의해 an evil spirit," he said. After about 15 minutes, he came out, saying, "No doubt about it. You're being haunted 의해 an evil spirit. 당신 may not know it, but 당신 are being haunted 의해 a succubus." "What's that?" SA asked. "I'll explain, but it will be long," the priest warned.

He begins to speak: "A succubus is a female demon from the pits of Hell that preys off of unsuspecting stallions like you, my prince, in their sleep. Succubi are known to also have sex with their victims so that they will give birth to 더 많이 demons. They can even come into your sexual dreams. Known from ancient times, our ancestors had the power to repel these demons, but, unlike their male counterpart, the incubus, they're smarter than they look. The only way we could ever get rid of these sexual predators is if we kill them, but it won't be easy. It would have to be done at night." "How can we kill them?" Shining Armour asked. "We'll first have to be in the Church of the Goddess, where the demon will be weak. My friend in Ponyville defeated an incubus in the town chapel, also defending a couple mares. 당신 two might want to be in a bigger ring of pure salt, though. I'll be up all night, armed with holy water and holy weaponry. I'll keep 당신 two safe."

The 다음 night in the Church of the Goddess, Shining Armour and Cadance were fast asleep in a bigger ring of salt. Just like the priest said, he was armed with holy water and holy weaponry, ready to strike the incoming succubus. 20 분 pass by, but there was nothing. 5 분 later, however, the priest saw a shadow come up to him. It was the succubus! She said something in Enochian, but the priest didn't know what was said. "Is this better?" she asked. "Yes. Yes it is," he said. "Good," she replied, "and as I said, 'There's no way an old stallion like 당신 will get in my way!'" She knocked the priest over and ran towards Shining Armour and Cadance, only to step on the salt placed there. Shrieking in pain, she broke all of the windows with her high pitched scream and awoke a lot of ponies, including Shining Armour and Cadance.

Getting up from the ground, the priest unsheathed a dagger with words inscribed on it. It said, "Blessed be this dagger to kill the evils that are nearby." He was about to shank the succubus, but she jumped out of the way. She tried to escape, but Cadance caught her with her magic. Chaining the demon to the ground, the priest got his chance. He stabbed the succubus in her head, killing her. The demonic corpse turned into ashes, suddenly being poured on 의해 holy water. The ashes then dissolved into nothing. Some of the crystal ponies that were awoken 의해 the screams saw what happened. One of them asked, "What happened here?" Everything was then explained.

With the succubus gone, everything was back to the way it was, especially for Shining Armour and Cadance whenever they get ready to go to sleep. They are not very likely to see another demon sometime soon. The two could now sleep without any major trouble.

The end.
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I feel that my version of Master Sword has enough popularity that this episode should be 더 많이 또는 less HIS EPISODE..


Saten finally took a train back to Ponyville.

Loud police voice: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE! (Saten freaks out and hides on the ground surrendering) I'LL SHOOT YOUR LEGS OFF!

Master Sword: (comes into view, driving police car). Hahaha! Gotcha.. Naw, it's just me.

Saten: Sword? 당신 scared th- Oh shit, did 당신 steal cop car!?.. That's crazy!

Master Sword: No, what's crazy. Is leaving it unintended, anyone cold of 스톨, 훔친 it.. Prove.. I did!

Saten: But dude! 당신 can't steal police cars!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, 상단, 맨 위로 Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines 상단, 맨 위로 Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.

Top Queer

Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder...
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랜덤 dialectics: 무지개, 레인 보우 Rocks


Hello and welcome to my newest 기사 in the series of reviews I've been doing every once in a while over the past couple of weeks. Okay, months... never mind that! I usually review movies, but for now, I have decided to take a closer look on the 초 Equestria Girls cartoon, 무지개, 레인 보우 Rocks. It is quite obvious, yet I always state this nevertheless: if 당신 haven't seen the cartoon yet... SPOLIER ALERT!

Although I gotta say, this review will be quite short compared to my other articles, since most of the internet reviewers have already summed the movie up pretty...
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Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia 초콜릿 Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta show this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight...
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