일 1
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Sean: 저기요 Twilight! I have something that I know you'll like which is fitting for a princess well I gotta go bye! *runs 300 miles an hour*
Twilight: What is this? *looks at package* Hahaha. 키스 me I'm british? Well, 당신 know what that means everypony that isn't a mare. Who's going to 키스 me? Huh? It could be anypony.. Except for Justin Beiber! AHHHH
90 분 later
Sean: And so, every hater in the world went straight to hell for not liking My Little 조랑말 Friendship Is Magic.
Fluttershy & 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Yaay!!
Sean: yay!
Twilight: SEAN!!
Sean: AH! Twilight!
Twilight: 당신 little prick!! I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR CAR, RUN 당신 OVER WITH IT, AND BURN IT WITH 당신 IN THE TRUNK!! Fuck you.
Fluttershy: I-is that y-your da-darkside Twilight?
일 2
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Princess Celestia: Stop, I have to go.
Canterlot soldiers: *Stop*
Twilight: Is she doing what I think she is?
Celestia: *shits on Twilight*
Twilight: OHH GEEZ!!
Celestia: Oops.
일 3
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
monkeys: *stare at Twilight*
Twilight: What? Why do 당신 have telephones on your head?
Soon the phones began to ring
Twilight: Ah *covers ears* That ringing is so loud.
Applejack: 저기요 Twi?
Twilight: What?
Applejack, Rarity, & Pinkie Pie: ANSWER IT!
Those three also had phones on their head
Rarity: Hear, it's for you.
Twilight: *grabs phone*
operator: Thank 당신 for calling our sex line. We have many mares that are looking 앞으로 to giving 당신 a good time.
Twilight: *hits Rarirty* Why would 당신 do something like that?
monkeys: *leave* We're outta here. She hates our ways!
Applejack: Wait! She didn't mean 당신 guys!
Twilight: God that was insane. 더 많이 insane then that being with Applebloom.
Applebloom: 저기요 Big Mac, where do 아기 come from?
Big Mac: Oh for the 사랑 of Celestia! 당신 buy them at a store, just like everything else!
Twilight: Well, at least the ringing stopped.
But a telephone on Twilight's head went off.
Twilight: *goes angry* That's it! One of 당신 put the phone on my head, and I know who it was! 당신 forgot I have caller I.D!
Rarity: Not me! I don't even have a phone.
Pinkie Pie: Not me, my number is enlisted.
Applejack: And their certanly ain't no way it was me. Mah 분 are only free on weekends.
Twilight: IT WAS YOU!! *throws 사과 브랜디 into air*
Applejack: HOW DID SHE KNOW?!!?
Twilight: What is the meaning of all this?! Is it like.. Put phones on ponies head day?
Pinkie Pie: If we told you, would it make this situation less awkward?
Twilight: *sighs* I don't know
Applejack: *falls on Twilight* Sorry sugarcube.
Twilight: Applejack! Get. Off. Me. Now!!
일 4
Twilight: What a, beautiful d-day?
Dragon: *flies toward Twilight*
Twilight: A dragon?! Now I know why Fluttershy is afraid of them!!
Dragon: That's right! And now you're going to pay the price.
Twilight: *crying* For what? Can't another 조랑말 pay the price? It's been happening to me all week
Dragon: *burns Twilight*
Twilight: OWW! I'm suing Sean the hedgehog for posting this! Wait! I'm suing all of Hasbro!!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: psh, she can't make up her mind.
Dragon: *stops burning Twilight*
Twilight: What do 당신 want from me?
Dragon: Have 당신 ever played Starfox Assault?
Twilight: No! I don't have time for that shit.
Dragon: *continues to burn Twilight*
2 초 later
Twilight: Did some 조랑말 order fried alicorn? *falls on ground*
일 5
Twilight: I just don't get it. Everytime I say what a beautiful 일 it is, something bad happens. But wait, maybe if I say the opposite something good might happen. Yeah! I'll give it a try. What a terrible horrible no good really bad day!
Then something was falling from the sky
Twilight: Oh boy, what am I getting? *gets crushed 의해 boulder* I'm still alive. How is that possible?
일 6
Twilight: *crying* This has been the worst week for me. Now I know why people hate Nicholas Cage.
Shining Armor: Twilight? What's wrong?
Twilight: Oh Shining Armor, all I wanted was a good day. But do I get one? Nnnoooooooo. My life has been ruined 의해 a gay popstar, Celestia's shit, some phone obsessed imbecules, a 불, 화재 breathing dragon, and yesterday I got crushed 의해 a boulder!
Shining Armor: Wow.
Twilight: Yeah. How can this get any worse?
japanese mafia: *driving toward Twilight*
Shining Armor: That's how, good luck! *leaves*
Twilight: Oh man. This has been quite a week
Japanese mafia: *kill Twilight Sparkle*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Man, this week was boring.
Rarity: I know! It was like watching the season 3 finale.
Applejack: Let's complain about it!
And now I have someone at my doorstep
Whatever 당신 do, don't call 9-1-1
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Sean: 저기요 Twilight! I have something that I know you'll like which is fitting for a princess well I gotta go bye! *runs 300 miles an hour*
Twilight: What is this? *looks at package* Hahaha. 키스 me I'm british? Well, 당신 know what that means everypony that isn't a mare. Who's going to 키스 me? Huh? It could be anypony.. Except for Justin Beiber! AHHHH
90 분 later
Sean: And so, every hater in the world went straight to hell for not liking My Little 조랑말 Friendship Is Magic.
Fluttershy & 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Yaay!!
Sean: yay!
Twilight: SEAN!!
Sean: AH! Twilight!
Twilight: 당신 little prick!! I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR CAR, RUN 당신 OVER WITH IT, AND BURN IT WITH 당신 IN THE TRUNK!! Fuck you.
Fluttershy: I-is that y-your da-darkside Twilight?
일 2
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Princess Celestia: Stop, I have to go.
Canterlot soldiers: *Stop*
Twilight: Is she doing what I think she is?
Celestia: *shits on Twilight*
Twilight: OHH GEEZ!!
Celestia: Oops.
일 3
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
monkeys: *stare at Twilight*
Twilight: What? Why do 당신 have telephones on your head?
Soon the phones began to ring
Twilight: Ah *covers ears* That ringing is so loud.
Applejack: 저기요 Twi?
Twilight: What?
Applejack, Rarity, & Pinkie Pie: ANSWER IT!
Those three also had phones on their head
Rarity: Hear, it's for you.
Twilight: *grabs phone*
operator: Thank 당신 for calling our sex line. We have many mares that are looking 앞으로 to giving 당신 a good time.
Twilight: *hits Rarirty* Why would 당신 do something like that?
monkeys: *leave* We're outta here. She hates our ways!
Applejack: Wait! She didn't mean 당신 guys!
Twilight: God that was insane. 더 많이 insane then that being with Applebloom.
Applebloom: 저기요 Big Mac, where do 아기 come from?
Big Mac: Oh for the 사랑 of Celestia! 당신 buy them at a store, just like everything else!
Twilight: Well, at least the ringing stopped.
But a telephone on Twilight's head went off.
Twilight: *goes angry* That's it! One of 당신 put the phone on my head, and I know who it was! 당신 forgot I have caller I.D!
Rarity: Not me! I don't even have a phone.
Pinkie Pie: Not me, my number is enlisted.
Applejack: And their certanly ain't no way it was me. Mah 분 are only free on weekends.
Twilight: IT WAS YOU!! *throws 사과 브랜디 into air*
Applejack: HOW DID SHE KNOW?!!?
Twilight: What is the meaning of all this?! Is it like.. Put phones on ponies head day?
Pinkie Pie: If we told you, would it make this situation less awkward?
Twilight: *sighs* I don't know
Applejack: *falls on Twilight* Sorry sugarcube.
Twilight: Applejack! Get. Off. Me. Now!!
일 4
Twilight: What a, beautiful d-day?
Dragon: *flies toward Twilight*
Twilight: A dragon?! Now I know why Fluttershy is afraid of them!!
Dragon: That's right! And now you're going to pay the price.
Twilight: *crying* For what? Can't another 조랑말 pay the price? It's been happening to me all week
Dragon: *burns Twilight*
Twilight: OWW! I'm suing Sean the hedgehog for posting this! Wait! I'm suing all of Hasbro!!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: psh, she can't make up her mind.
Dragon: *stops burning Twilight*
Twilight: What do 당신 want from me?
Dragon: Have 당신 ever played Starfox Assault?
Twilight: No! I don't have time for that shit.
Dragon: *continues to burn Twilight*
2 초 later
Twilight: Did some 조랑말 order fried alicorn? *falls on ground*
일 5
Twilight: I just don't get it. Everytime I say what a beautiful 일 it is, something bad happens. But wait, maybe if I say the opposite something good might happen. Yeah! I'll give it a try. What a terrible horrible no good really bad day!
Then something was falling from the sky
Twilight: Oh boy, what am I getting? *gets crushed 의해 boulder* I'm still alive. How is that possible?
일 6
Twilight: *crying* This has been the worst week for me. Now I know why people hate Nicholas Cage.
Shining Armor: Twilight? What's wrong?
Twilight: Oh Shining Armor, all I wanted was a good day. But do I get one? Nnnoooooooo. My life has been ruined 의해 a gay popstar, Celestia's shit, some phone obsessed imbecules, a 불, 화재 breathing dragon, and yesterday I got crushed 의해 a boulder!
Shining Armor: Wow.
Twilight: Yeah. How can this get any worse?
japanese mafia: *driving toward Twilight*
Shining Armor: That's how, good luck! *leaves*
Twilight: Oh man. This has been quite a week
Japanese mafia: *kill Twilight Sparkle*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Man, this week was boring.
Rarity: I know! It was like watching the season 3 finale.
Applejack: Let's complain about it!
And now I have someone at my doorstep
Whatever 당신 do, don't call 9-1-1
