Chapter 1

It was a dark and stormy night. A lone mare named Brine was walking from a very distant marketplace. Brine was about fifteen. She had the most striking light-blue hair that looked almost like water. Brine also had very light green eyes, very much like algae. She nervously walked along the familiar trail, thinking to herself.

“I do hope that those stories of young mares being kidnapped is false...” Brine thought to herself. About two weeks ago, a young mare was kidnaped on the same trail, and they were never able to find her. The same happened to a different mere one week afterwards....

Hawkeye continued telling the story of Anthony to Stylo as they were getting their train towards the station of North Platte.

Stylo: Okay, so 당신 said that Coffee Creme was going to trick Anthony. What exactly did she do?
Hawkeye: You'll find out, but first we get to the scene where Anthony continues on to North Platte, after meeting Frenchy for the first time. He sings a song.
Stylo: Let me guess, Hound Dog.
Hawkeye: Yep.
Stylo: Don't sing it Hawk, please!
Hawkeye: Okay. I'll just tell the readers about it instead of you. *Knocks out Stylo* Now then.

Hawkeye is narrating.

Anthony continued on...

Later that evening Richard, and John were on a stakeout. It was raining.

Richard: *Sighs* This is nice, isn't it?
John: Whatever 당신 say man.
Richard: *Sticks head out window* Have 당신 ever gone bungee jumping before?
John: No.
Richard: I've seen many ponies do it before. 당신 should try it.
John: *Trying to look out window* I can't see.
Richard: Oh, sorry *Moves out of way*
Rick: *Drives up to house*
John: I see a 주황색, 오렌지 Lambronyni.
Richard: That's an Eventador.
Jewelia: *Walks out of car*
John: That's a mare.
Richard: We better wait for Rick to show up then.
Jewelia: *Knocks on door*
Henry: *Opens...

Once again at Dr. Silver's base of operations.

Dr. Silver: *Waiting* What is taking her so long to bring Con to me?
Gilda: I don't know. Maybe she died.
Dr. Silver: Perhaps. Now I need to find yet another 조랑말 to help deliver this zombie formula to Hawaii.
Gilda: Ahem. Me, and all the griffons are a part of the Nazi Forces. We can help 당신 send the formula to Hawaii.
Dr. Silver: Good. Get as many planes as 당신 can, and meet me at the airport.

Back at Fenix's vacation home

Con: What else do 당신 know about Dr. Silver?
Itic: She has a 화산 lair in Hawaii, and an army of griffons.
Con: So basically,...

It was a typical friday night. Mom wouldn't be 집 until it was late, and both Georgia, and Carl were asleep. Georgia, because she's little, and Carl, because he's lazy.

Rafe: *grabs swiss cheese* Ditka. Here boy.
Ditka: Woof, woof!! *runs towards Rafe*
Rafe: *throws cheese into bathroom*
Ditka: *Goes into bathroom*
Rafe: *closes door* Now for some zoom.

Zoom tastes like 초콜릿 mixed with colta cola. I pour the zoom out of a can into a travel mug, just in case Carl wakes up, and he can't see what I'm drinking.

Next, was the dangerous part.

Carl: *Sleeping*
Rafe: *sees remote*
Carl: *holding...

The 다음 day, Con went to his apartment in L.P. to inform P that he had the blueprints to Steve Job's weapon.

Con: *parks car*
mexicans: He has a red Meuzda parked on 5th street.
Popeye: I'll deal with Con, 당신 get the blueprints from his car.
Con: P, it's 0007. I have the blueprints. I'll send them to 당신 as soon as possible.
Popeye: *shoots phone* Time's up.
Con: I didn't even put in a quarter.
Popeye: Well, that's not neccesary. *sits on bed*

Meanwhile two Dodge trucks, and a tow truck arrived 의해 Con's car

Mexican pony78: We'll wait here, in case he comes.
Steve Jobs: I hope he doesn't cum....

Con kept chasing 드레이크, 드레이 크 until he got to a room where 더 많이 missiles were being launched.

Drake: 당신 seemed to have 로스트 me. Where do 당신 think these are heading?
Con: *disables machine*
Drake: 당신 were lucky that time Mane. It won't happen again!
Russian pony83: *runs in*
Con: *kills russian*
Drake: Why are 당신 doing this, when 당신 can 가입하기 me? The world sucks!
Con: *destroys other machine*
Drake: How about if I operate two of them at once?
Con: *destroys first*
Drake: Stop that! I ORDER YOU!
Con: *destroys other machine*
Drake: NO NO NO!! *runs in room*
Con: Ah, so nice to see 당신 Drake.
Drake: *hits Con*...

It was finally easter day. Pinkie Pie, and 사과 브랜디 were getting the train loaded with stuff to celebrate easter with. Meanwhile the easter bunny was with 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, and Fluttershy. They were trying to find an engine to pull the train.

station owner: Why should I lend an engine to you?
Easter Bunny: Come on please? It's very important.
station owner: Important? What about the 21st century limited?
Passenger 1: And the Powhattan bow & arrow?
Engineer: And then there's the coal that goes to Hoofington.
station owner: I'm not sure how you're talking, but leave us alone!
Easter bunny: Without...

In case 당신 are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a 거리 to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a 조랑말 get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the 조랑말 was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the 주황색, 오렌지 stallion asked. "Our 다음 target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...

Gordon was at the trainyard.

Gordon: Percy! Which train am I taking?
Percy: 당신 have to drive that challenger with the boxcars.
Gordon: *Sighs* Even though I hate steam engines, I'm only taking it because it's very powerful.
Percy: Maybe there will be a diesel as powerful as the big boy.
Gordon: Yeah, maybe in fifty, 또는 sixty years.
Percy: 또는 maybe sooner than that. 당신 never know.
Gordon: Right. I have to get going now, otherwise I'll be late. *Goes to engine*
Wilson: *Waiting in engine*
Gordon: Wilson. What are 당신 doing here?
Wilson: I'm your fireman.
Gordon: What about the train yard?
Wilson:...

James woke up early 다음 morning. He wanted to say hello to his little ponies before they left for school.

Toby: *eating soup*
Melissa: All we get to eat is soup. It's not fair. There has to be something else for us to eat around here.
James: *Arrives* 또는 at least something else for us to buy.
Toby: Dad!
James: Hello Toby. I thought I'd get up a little earlier then usual, and see 당신 two before 당신 left for school.
Toby: Thanks dad.
Melissa: Thank you.
James: Where's your mom?
Toby: She's outside.
James: *Walks out of house*
Martha: *sees James* James, what are 당신 doing up so early?
James: I just...

The evening of July 4, 1892

James: *Having soup*
Martha: Is everything ok?
James: No. Every worker is going on strike, and they forced me to 가입하기 them.
Martha: What are 당신 talking about?
James: Larry, and Jack. They made me 가입하기 them for the strike. I didn't want to, but I had no choice.
Martha: Well, what are 당신 going to do?
James: What they tell me to do I guess.
Toby: Everything will be ok Dad. Sooner, 또는 later the strikers will stop, and everything will be ok again.
James: Thanks Toby.
???: *Knocks on door*
James: Hmm, who could that be? *walks to front door*
???: James? Are 당신 in there?
James:...