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Chapter 7: Twilight Sparkle
    I wistfully watched as Spring hurried away. “And she seemed like such a sweet girl…” Rarity sighed.
    “We need to get away, fast.” 무지개, 레인 보우 nodded at the now-stirring Trixie. So we shot away, our hooves pounding on the ground.
    We found shelter in a hollow boulder in the middle of the forest where the village was. Rarity’s eyes flashed briefly. She hated boulders, ever since that Tom incident…
    “It’ll have to do for now, I suppose,” she muttered as she sat stiffly on the dirt.
    The six of us gathered in a circle.
    “I have reason to believe,” I began, “that the Elements must be used again.”
    Shocked murmurs arose from my friends, except for Fluttershy, who already knew.
    “I read all about it in a history of Equestria. There is a curse that only the Elements can resist. It is caused 의해 hatred pointed to the Elements, and the only thing that can stop it is using the Elements to make that 조랑말 stop hating you.”
    As I finished my explanation, 무지개, 레인 보우 narrowed her eyes. “How are going to find everypony, though?”
    “Let’s think o’ a list of dem ponies tha’ hate us,” suggested Applejack. Fluttershy looked at the ground. "Oh, I don't want anypony to hate us!"

“Well, there’s Trixie. We have to go back for her,” I said.
    After going at it for a while, we had a short list of our haters. They were:

Trixie

Gilda

The Diamond Dogs

Flim and Flam

Discord (though if he escaped, we weren’t sure)…

    I hit the ground with one hoof sharply. “We need to get going!” I cried, and with that I started clopping up towards the light. “Woah there nelly!” 사과 브랜디 grabbed my tail firmly in her mouth.
    I stopped running and turned slowly to look into the green eyes of my friend. “What? What’s wrong?” I remarked irritably. “Too soon?”
    AJ laughed. “Say the 조랑말 who alwa’s wants ta plan ahea’.”
    “But now we n-need to stop you,” croaked Fluttershy. “This is a b-bit reckless, right? J-just to go try to save E-Equestria without any thoughts?”
    “Yeah. The only 조랑말 메리다와 마법의 숲 enough to try that would be me!” 무지개, 레인 보우 put in, grinning. Rarity rolled her eyes. “Remember, a lady never brags,” she reminded Rainbow.
    Now it was Rainbow’s turn to roll her eyes.
    Pinkie bounced over. “We 사랑 you!” she said, beaming, “and we want 당신 to be happy and safe! The only thing better than being 안전한, 안전 and happy is cake!”
    I lowered my eyes. “Maybe I did act too soon…”
    Applejack let go of my tail. “Atta girl,” she said cheerfully. “Now let’s make dem plans!”










Chapter 8: Pinkie Pie (SHORT CHAPTER)

WARNING: INVOLVES LOVE.
    

We slept in the hollow boulder that night. When I was sure the others were asleep, I crept out. It was hard not to wake Fluttershy, who was a very light sleeper, but I managed.
    I hurried up the 언덕, 힐 where I had seen the moon rising earlier that day. The moon now was directly above me, and the moonlight washed my 담홍색, 핑크 mane silver.
    I looked up at the stars and moon shining daintily above my ears. A single 구름, 클라우드 hung in the air, but it was off to one side of the sparkling things.
    “I miss you, Discord,” I whispered, thinking of his laugh and crooked smile. I felt tears well in my eyes.
    As I thought about my 로스트 사랑 that I could tell no one about, I barely noticed as the smell of 초콜릿 우유 filled the air.

When I shook my head to clear the fuzziness hanging in my brain, I finally smelled it. My eyes widened.
“Discord?” I called, starting to tremble with excitement. “DISCORD?”

Suddenly, I burst into song:






Whee! He’s back!
Whee! My 사랑 is back!
Whee! My life is baaaaack~
And now I’m happy as can be!

Woo! Discord will be back!
Woo! 초콜릿 rain will be back!
Woo! My happiness is baaaaack~
And now I’m frivolous as can be!

When he was not here,
I felt very queer!
But now… he’s back!
And I need to saaaaaaaaaaaaaaay~

Let’s go meet him!
Yay!


As I finished the heart-filled song, my 사랑 appeared in front of me. “Discord!” I cried, flying toward him on hooves full of joy.

Discord chuckled. “Oh, Pinkie Pie.” He hugged me gently. “I missed you.”

I laughed. “I did too!”


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


It was a typical 일 in New York City. People were walking down the sidewalks, and cars crowded the streets, but in front of a coffee shop, a man was sitting, while typing on his laptop.

SeanTheHedgehog's

Person 94: *Typing on his laptop inside the coffee shop*
Background People: *Drinking coffee, and eating donuts*

SeanTheHedgehog's
Wonderful World

Taxi Driver: *Going over 60, passing several other cars*
Man 89: *Hugging his...
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added by TimberHumphrey
added by TimberHumphrey
video
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magic
friendship
my little 조랑말
마이 리틀 포니 우정은 마법
video
my
magic
friendship
my little 조랑말
마이 리틀 포니 우정은 마법
posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy show that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank 당신 everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank 당신 very much....
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당신 see that weight on your wings?
So i know what you're feeling
Yeah, 당신 got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don't let your colors
bleed into grey
We got each other
and chances to take
Yeah, 당신 got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

I'll chase the sky with you
I'll chase the night with you
I'll chase the light with you
If 당신 wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
If 당신 wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
Is 더 많이 than worth keeping (Mmm)
I'll shoot for the stars
If that's what 당신 needed

Just say the word
and baby, i'll run
I'll find a way
to go beyond the sun
I'll...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
so here are a few theories i got for this show:

Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult 조랑말 stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.

Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's 상단, 맨 위로 student, i always thought there was something 더 많이 to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're 더 많이 than just teacher and ex-student.

Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted 의해 his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The final part of Tom Foolery's show is here.

Tom: Now, most of 당신 probably don't know this, but we all have several things in common. I'll give 당신 an example. We're all here together, in the greatest city in Maressouri.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: I have some even funnier ones. When you're in your car, and 당신 stop at a red light. Do 당신 ever try to 옮기기 an extra inch 또는 two?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: But when 당신 see other cars in front of you, you're in no rush to get as close to the other guy as possible. 당신 just coast to the red light.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Coast to the red light, then all of a sudden...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom was now making fun of the modern movie industry.

Tom: As much as I enjoy being an actor, when I'm not entertaining 당신 with jokes.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: I always want to make sure the movie I'm in is good. They're not all comedies, my most recent film, Suicide was actually quite dark. Yet for some reason, comedians feel like it's a great way to improve their career. Correct me if I'm wrong, but being in a dramatic R-rated film will not improve your comedy career.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That's why no one knows who Jim Carrey is anymore.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: His recent role as Dr. Robotnik...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom continued insulting politicians, much to the delight of his audience.

Tom: Presidential candidates are always a good target for comedians to make fun of, but 당신 know what another 인기 target is? Black Lives Matter.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Many black ponies are accusing millions of ponies of the Caucasian race, for something only one police officer did in the Midwest!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Who's the racist now 당신 assholes?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And do 당신 really think that every single Caucasian hates blacks?! When did we time travel back to the 18th Century?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Even the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What's a comedy show without politics? Tom is going to make fun of the presidential election.

Tom: I don't know what's worse, this covid pandemic, 또는 the presidential election.
Crowd: Yeah!!!
Tom: I don't trust either Trump, 또는 Biden so I'm not going to vote. *Talks like a filly* But Tom, it's important for the economy!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Losing jobs, and spending money on taxes is not good for the economy!
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: I don't give a fuck what ponies tell me. I don't trust the president, I don't trust the princess, I don't trust anyone that works for the Equestrian government! Why?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After mentioning things 당신 should only do alone, Tom had another segment for his audience to enjoy.

Tom: 당신 know one thing I like to do when I'm alone? Rewatch some episodes of On The Block.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Not only do I enjoy comedy, but I also enjoy being an actor. It's the only job where 당신 can get away with murder.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Unless you're Robert Deniro, and the main protagonist is Al Pacino.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Seeing those two together was a lot of fun, but what really surprised me was seeing Pacino as a cop. He's normally the criminal, but I still got a kick...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy show that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank 당신 everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank 당신 very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.

The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.

Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help 당신 officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. 당신 know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black 바꿀 수 있는, 컨버터블 with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the 바꿀 수 있는, 컨버터블 they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

---

Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

---

Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.

---

Tim: *Gets punched three times 의해 a blue unicorn. He gets punched one 더 많이 time, and his glasses break*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 다음 to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

---

Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

---

Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted 의해 the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 다음 to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Saten Twist returned to Los Angeles in the Super Chief, he saw Jake looking at him.

Jake: *Angry*
Saten: *Sweating* Why is he giving me that look? *Stops the train*
Jake: *Tapping his left front hoof on the ground, waiting for Saten Twist*
Saten: *Climbs down from the engine's cab* Why are 당신 angry at me?
Jake: 당신 owe me an apology for the way 당신 talked to me yesterday.
Saten: John-
Jake: IT'S JAKE!!!!
Saten: Why are 당신 getting angry at me all of a sudden?
Jake: Your lecture towards me made me lose my job, and now I can't find work anywhere else.
Saten: 당신 quit?
Jake: Yeah. I'm still waiting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


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 Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*
Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*


Albuquerque, New Mexicolt. July 19th, 1958

Saten Twist: *Walking towards the Super Chief*
Stallion 16: Here to take this train all the way to Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: *Nods, and climbs into the cab*
Conductor: All aboard!!
Saten Twist: *Blows the horn twice, and makes the train go forward*
 This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies.
This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies....
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Oh shit, BT's not making fun of someone this time around? (well in an indirect way I might be but let's see where this goes)

Yeah, I don't care if anyone reads this, I just want to get this off of my chest, because I'm gonna try and be real with this site for once and it's 1 AM in the morning.

One thing I've noticed in the time that i've been a part of this club (since like, 2012 또는 something, idk), is that this club has 로스트 its backbone. The recent year, now, I've been shitposting like mad, pissing in everyone's cornflakes. I have admittedly been the worst kind of person, for NO good reason....
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