1. Call him Eddy all the time.

2: Give yourself a paper cut, then put it in your mouth and say, "Mm, delicious! Want some?"

3: Say, "You don't look that scary!"

4: Use vampire expressions like, "Holy Dracula!" and "Goodbye Sweet Transylvania."

5: Visualize yourself naked.


6: Ask him to help 당신 do something impossible (ex: Save the world.) When he says he can't, say, "I'm sure Jacob could help me."


7: Drive REALLY slow.


8: Volunteer him for a blood drive.


9: Hold up a bottle of ketchup and say, "Look! Blood! OOOOOOHH!"


10: Hang up posters that say, "I support Jacob Black" and "Jacob Black for...