WARNING:This is just some stupid joke 기사 which 당신 really should not waste your time on.
Over the years I have seen countless horror movies. Everything from "Nightmare On Elm Street" to "Child's Play." From "IT" to "The Exorcist" And so on and so forth. If 당신 don't wanna sit through a 2 시간 flim here are the main points 당신 might pick up in a horror movie.
1)Don't take your eyes off a murder. They 옮기기 at the speed of light.
2)Just cause it's small doesn't mean its not deadly.
3)Yell "Help" all 당신 want. No one will save you.
4)Girls never wear bras in horror movies. It just isn't done.
5)Never investigate strange noises.
6)When people say don't go into the creepy,old,cursed house. 당신 probably shouldn't go in.
7)If some one has died there it is most likely not a good place to raise children.
8)It is a not a very good idea to 스플릿, 분할 up.
9)Never go to a camp they have bugs,murders and flesh eating viriuses.
10)The 다음 time 당신 hear about a "Cool party" 당신 might wanna skip it.
11)Always listen to the crazy ones. They are usually right.
12)Get caller I.D. Saves 당신 alot of trouble.
13)Don't shoot the dead. Your wasting your time
14)If your car breaks down.Don't ask for help in the small deserted village....it usual isn't deserted at all.
15)Don't mess with the kids
16)It's always the quiet ones
17)I don't care how hot they are 당신 should probably keep it in your pants.
18)Get over your missing 프렌즈 and run!
19)Indian barrial grounds=Dont' touch!
20)If 당신 aren't dead yet you'll probably make it into the 다음 7 sequels.
Yeah that was completely dumb and pointless but I felt it was worth posting.
Over the years I have seen countless horror movies. Everything from "Nightmare On Elm Street" to "Child's Play." From "IT" to "The Exorcist" And so on and so forth. If 당신 don't wanna sit through a 2 시간 flim here are the main points 당신 might pick up in a horror movie.
1)Don't take your eyes off a murder. They 옮기기 at the speed of light.
2)Just cause it's small doesn't mean its not deadly.
3)Yell "Help" all 당신 want. No one will save you.
4)Girls never wear bras in horror movies. It just isn't done.
5)Never investigate strange noises.
6)When people say don't go into the creepy,old,cursed house. 당신 probably shouldn't go in.
7)If some one has died there it is most likely not a good place to raise children.
8)It is a not a very good idea to 스플릿, 분할 up.
9)Never go to a camp they have bugs,murders and flesh eating viriuses.
10)The 다음 time 당신 hear about a "Cool party" 당신 might wanna skip it.
11)Always listen to the crazy ones. They are usually right.
12)Get caller I.D. Saves 당신 alot of trouble.
13)Don't shoot the dead. Your wasting your time
14)If your car breaks down.Don't ask for help in the small deserted village....it usual isn't deserted at all.
15)Don't mess with the kids
16)It's always the quiet ones
17)I don't care how hot they are 당신 should probably keep it in your pants.
18)Get over your missing 프렌즈 and run!
19)Indian barrial grounds=Dont' touch!
20)If 당신 aren't dead yet you'll probably make it into the 다음 7 sequels.
Yeah that was completely dumb and pointless but I felt it was worth posting.