Hogwarts House Pennant Collection

Guaranteed to tick them off!

Started 의해 Yvette, and continued 의해 countless fans!


This list may contain spoilers!





1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter 책 and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from 당신 (Example: When in a car 또는 an elevator). If 당신 don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and 크리스마스 and demand that they keep it and treasure it...

Ways To Humiliate, Annoy 또는 Infuriate Ronald Weasley.
(These work best if 당신 are a Slytherin.)
1. “DAYWALKER!”
2. Give him Clearasil wipes for his birthday.
3. Paint his room maroon when he isn’t looking.
4. Tell him Emerson’s considering making a 옮기기 on Hermione, then look sympathetic and explain that 당신 understand why he’s threatened, Emerson’s so... so...*dreamy sigh*
5. Depending on how badly he takes it and how funny 당신 think it is, repeat number 4 with Harry/Draco/Dean/Michael Corner/Lockhart/Crabbe/Goyle/Snape/Sirius/any 랜덤 boy 또는 girl from Hogwarts, every few hours.
6....

1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate 다음 to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. . . . Enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him 당신 스톨, 훔친 his teddy bear.

8. Tell him 당신 won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him 당신 were just kidding and said teddy 곰 has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak up on...

당신 mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.

You call your least 가장 좋아하는 teacher Snape.

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and 당신 run outside looking for an owl.

You actually ask for a 비, 빗자루 for Christmas.

You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time 당신 turn on a flashlight.

You sort everyone 당신 meet into the four Hogwarts houses (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin).

You were burned when 당신 couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

You had to go to the hospital after 당신 broke your nose running headfirst into the 벽 between platforms nine and ten.

The wand order...

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It didn´t take me too much long to realize that who was coming was my brother and Filch, they were doing the usual round 의해 Hogwarts to check if everything was how as it should be... whitout Sirius Black.
I remembered that Severus had, literally, forbidden me of getting out of my room after 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 time for being to dangerous now that Sirius Black had escaped from Azkaban and he was looking for a way to get into Hogwarts.
I looked at him again...

After having a long discussion with my friend, I came across a pattern in the series. Is history repeating itself? and are the harry potter 책 truly over?The normal font= the first war, and the italics= the 초 war. Read through the normal font first. Go back and read the italic font only. Then read them together. My theory will make sense (i hope)

First, Lord voldemort rises into power and harry's parents and others form The Order of the Phoenix
In the fourth book, voldemort rises into power and harry and others form Dumbledore's Army

Voldemort killes mudbloods and halfbreeds in the first...

*Disclaimer: Despite the explosive post title, I actually like the whole idea of the houses as different personalities (and real people as fitting into them) a lot and don't think it's invalid. I just wanted to present a different 읽기 of the houses and what they represent, which I think is equally valid. I also don't actually hate Slytherin and Ravenclaw as houses- so if 당신 are in one of those houses I apologise and hope 당신 can still see what I'm coming at here.*

People seem to be quite fixated on the idea of houses as personality types and get quite hung up over representation/bias for...

Wow, I'm very happy that my first Harry Potter 기사 made it to the front page regarding the Cursed Child. Here are my thoughts on my love-hate relationship with Snape!

Simon Cowell

For obvious reasons, Simon Cowell reminds me of Professor Snape as they're cold, sarcastic and aloof. It's no wonder that I develop a love-hate relationship with Snape!

His Soft Spot for Harry

Although he had a love-hate relationship, it wasn't until the 초 part of the Deathly Hallows and the Goblets of Fire. That I kind of feel bad for Snape himself, I mean he had no intentions to kill Dumbledore and being...