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posted by SwarlsBarkley

Compiled from the Twitter contest held 의해 @nerdist.

JanetVarney: Yo momma so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses

chris8675309: Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is the soul station on satellite radio

sarazafar: Yo mama so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge

dino_rider: Yo mama’s so ugly the Dementor’s 키스 was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.

bradheintz: Yo mama so nasty, Dobby wouldn’t take her sock

Burnaway: Yo momma so skanky, even her patronus got knocked up

chompychomp: Yo mama so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve

Dick_M:...

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Harry Potter and Percy Jackson Crossover Chapter 1

posted by Leos_girl

Chapter 1
The Wand

“No, Dad, please!” I screamed into my hands, my eyes full of tears. Hogwarts wasn’t a normal school, not that my family was normal, but I didn’t want to have any part in it. First we had to 옮기기 all the way from New York to England, then a letter came telling me I’d been accepted at a school “for witchcraft and wizardry,” a boarding school, none the less.
    My dad held me on his lap. Being eleven, I was a bit old for that, but he’d let me anyway, “just this once,” he’d said.
    “I know...

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크리스마스 At The Burrow (NextGen Fanfic)

posted by cuteypuffgirl

Please read and tell me what 당신 all think about it! My first one *fingers crossed*

Summary: My first ever fanfic! The 다음 Generation kids can't get enough during 크리스마스 at the Burrow! All ages set two years before epilogue.

"Watch out!"

A snowball sailed through the air, nearly missing a blonde head as it hit a tree.
"Take that!" cried fifteen 년 old Victoire Weasley as she got up and aimed a snowball at her sister, thirteen 년 old Dominique Weasley. Dominique squealed as the snowball collided with her forehead. "I'll get 당신 for that!" she yelled, as she chucked a snowball through...

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How to make a Horcrux

posted by KateKicksAss

An example of an object you could use.

A handy-dandy Wikihow 기사 on how to make a horcrux, for all 당신 aspiring Dark witches and wizards out there!
Credit: wikihow.com

1. Become an extremely powerful witch 또는 wizard. This will take years of study and sacrifice which lie beyond the scope of a WikiHow article. As a general guide 당신 should not attempt to create a horcrux until 당신 can cast non-verbal killing curses.

2. Locate an object of extreme significance to you. An emotional attachment to the object will aid the process and make it easier on your body and soul.

3. Bathe in the Water of Sorrows and eat 1 cup of paste made from...

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20 이미지 That Will Make 당신 Laugh

posted by alkinza

1. Dumbledore dancing with Snape:

2. Bellatrix 키싱 Harry:

3. Cedric Diggory and Cho Chang laughing in the lake:

4.Harry with another Harry:

5. Harry and Draco giggling on broomsticks:

6. Harry as a young chap in costume with sunglasses giving the thumbs up:

7. Tiny Ron and Harry play fighting on set:

8.Whatever is going on with everyone suspended in the air:

9.heroes and villians smiling together:

10. Voldemort sticking his tongue out!!

11. Harry shrugging:

12. McGonagall chillin’ while 읽기 a fake Daily Prophet.

13. Snape...

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Things not to do at Hogwarts

posted by SpecialAgentKat

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: ...

1) Seamus Finnegan is not after me lucky charms
2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
9) I will not give Hagrid 포켓몬스터 cards and convince him they're real...

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SAVE OUR HERO!

posted by crazyfanatic

Dear Harry Potter fans, these are hard days for us, because our greatest story is getting beaten 의해 silly vampires. Twilight 팬 are taking over, and we are not doing anyrhing. They say it's ridiculoud and pointless, show them they're wrong!We're not letting this happen! Did 당신 see how much 팬 they got? How many people are there in twilight club? 더 많이 than HP! How did we let this happen? We have to fix this! Not just about clubs and fanpop, everywhere, show the world HP is still alive! There are a few things we can do:
- Enter VS clubs (HP vs T, Hermione vs Bella, Harry vs Edward...) more...

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50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

posted by modrockz

1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House 색깔 indicate that they are “covered in bees”.
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. Growing 마리화나 또는 hallucinogenic mushrooms is not “an extra credit project for Herbology”.
4. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.
5. I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger.
6. I will not go to class skyclad.
7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate 날짜 to the Yule Ball.
8. I will...

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23 Things To Do in a Ministry of Magic Elevator

posted by vanillaicecream

Guaranteed to, er..get 당신 admitted to St. Mungo's?

Thank 당신 Erin and mugglenet.com:)

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they jinx you. Wait for the effects of the 'jinx' to wear off, smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if 당신 can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.

4. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your 일 been?"

5. Drop a quill and wait until someone goes to pick...

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Seven Unique Ways to Commit Suicide

posted by JAlanaE

Possibility one: Offer yourself as a babysitter for Hagrid's pets.

Especially recommended to: People who are not afraid of a painful death

Assumed probability of success: Depends on your skill

Possible reason for failure: Hagrid has just locked himself up in his cabin, refusing to listen to your offer, because of the latest attack on his self-esteem.

Side effects: Might break Hagrid's 심장 if 당신 get into a close relationship with him.

Possibility two: Dig up Voldemort's corpse, take a Polyjuice Potion with a part of him and show yourself in public.

Especially recommended to: good actors and actresses...

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Slytherins,misunderstood?

posted by Slytherinlife

Slytherin the house of apparent "evil." If 당신 think about it the kids in Slytherin that went with Voldemort granted probably went with him because they were sick of being rejected. Nobody wanted to be 프렌즈 with the Slytherins and automatically assumed them evil not to mention the fact that some were pressured 의해 their parents such as Draco. Nobody considers the fact that his dad abuses him mentally and is often rough with him so nobody knows what happens behind closed doors.In my opinion people are way to quick to judge Slytherins without considering their pasts and the pressure put upon them.Thefore,Slytherins may be 더 많이 misunderstood than bad.

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Eight Nights

posted by zanhar1

So it’s been a while since I’ve typed a Bellatrix fic. This one’s based on my headcanon that Bellatrix hurts herself when she has no one else to torture. So self-harm warning; if 당신 know 당신 don’t like/can’t handle this stuff I don’t recommend 읽기 this one.

Eight nights. Eight marks.
Slanted slightly.
Etched across pale skin.

They whispered to her, a deceptively crooning series of chatter.
Ongoing.
Endless.
They wouldn’t silence themselves no matter how much she demanded it of them. They wanted only one thing, and that thing was not in her power to give to them at that moment....

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Why James and Lily are like Harry and Ginny

posted by pulinemmy

If 당신 look at Lily and James 당신 notice they are very similar to Harry and Ginny.

Looks

Ginny has red hair and brown eyes. Harry has dark hair and green eyes. Switch them around... 당신 get James and Lily! Lily has RED hair and GREEN eyes. James has DARK hair and BROWN eyes.

"I never really gave up on you"

Ginny had a crush on Harry. And James had a crush on Lily (mentioned 의해 Snape, he did ask her out).

Both Lily and Harry showed no interest, but at some stage they fell for them.

___________________________

Apart from that there is nothing that shows they're very similar.

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730 things i'm forbidden to do at hogwarts 201-300

posted by Weasel1999

201. I will not melt if water is poured over me.
202. -Neither will Professor Umbridge.
203. I do not have a Cyberman Patronus.
204. I am not a Wirn animagus, either.
205. I will not ask Aragog if he came from Metabelis III.
206. -Or if he has any pretty blue crystals.
207. "Nessie is actually a cyborg created 의해 the Zygons" is not an appropriate thing to say in Care of MagicalCreatures Class.
208. While it is appropriate to refer to Voldemort as "Master" while in his service, Voldemort and The Master are not one and the same.
209. I cannot substitute Prydonian robes for my Hogwarts uniform.
210. -Nor...

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Why I 사랑 Sirius Black.

posted by LifesGoodx3

As many people here on the Harry Potter spot know, Sirius Black is my 가장 좋아하는 character. He has always been and always will be. Some people, along with me, 사랑 him. Some hate him. Some don't have much of an opinion on him. I've decided that I want to explain why I like Sirius, and how I came to like him.

I saw HP 1-6 영화 before 읽기 any of the books. I remember loving Sirius, even before I read the books. I believe the reason I liked him at the time was the relationship he had with Harry. Harry never really had a father figure, and Sirius was the first family he had. I must have thought...

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5 Songs That Remind Me of Bellatrix and Why

posted by zanhar1

As I did with my 기사 like this in the Once spot, Imma do state the song name and pull lyrics from each song that just really remind me Bellatrix and how said lyric reminds me of her. For once the list actually is in order from what I think 슈츠 her most to least.

1. Be My Friend 의해 One Eye'd Doll: The 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 story of the song talks of a serial killer who doesn't understand why she can't seem to make friends. The chorus goes as the following; Serial killers are people too if 당신 take away the voices I'm just like 당신 I'll hack 당신 up and bury 당신 in my yard but why does making friends...

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Why i admire harry potter

posted by ananya1

I admire the concept of magic from my very childhood. When i was 10 years old i came across the first book of harry potter. and soon i fell in 사랑 with the leading character harry. it was not until the age of 12 that i watched the movie. both the book and the movie has applied magic on me and the most exciting psrt of the series is the connection between harry and voldemort. these mind blowing adventurous series has won my 심장 unlike any other book. Its my pleasure to 가입하기 the 팬팝 and show myself as a 팬 of harry potter. this is the first time i have been able to express my viwes on this hilarious book

thank u fanpop

i 사랑 harry potter

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He's not my boyfriend! (A Harry Potter Fanfic) Chapter 4

posted by dpaisita97

I HAVE A FEELING ITS A LITTLE SHORT BUT HERE'S THE NEW CHAPTER, PLEASE COMMENT!
OH AND SILLY ME I FORGOT TO GIVE A 설명 OF HAYLEY SO 당신 CAN IMAGINE HER. SHE'S OBVIOUSLY 11, ABOUT 4'10, HAS DYED BLACK HAIR WITH PURPLE HIGHLIGHTS, PURPLE CONTACTS, AND MOSTLY WEARS BLACK, PURPLE AND BLUE AND JEANS, ALMOST NEVER WEARS SKIRTS 또는 DRESSES,OH AND SHE'S A SKATER THAT LOVES ROCK MUSIC.

Chapter 4:All Aboard the Crazy Train

I may be crazy,but I think I'm actually excited to go to Hogwarts.I mean its a MAGIC school! I wonder why I was not happy with this. Oh right, cause even if I am a, a wi..a wi,...

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12 Days of 크리스마스 (Harry Potter Style)

posted by Liepe

Disclaimer: THIS IS NOT MINE! 당신 HEAR ME! NOT. MINE.
Who does it belong to then? Well, it belongs to the fanfiction writer link (Found on Fanfiction.net.) The fanfic that this song came from is called link. It's a Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter fanfic, and if that turns 당신 off, then I'm sorry, but please do read this song. If 당신 want to read this fanfic (And please do) then I must warn 당신 that it has MATURE CONTENT and is rated M. That is all. Enjoy!

"12 Days of Christmas" Sung 의해 Seamus, lyrics done 의해 Galadriell.

On the first 일 of 크리스마스 my true 사랑 gave to me a wilting Whomping Willow...

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My 가장 좋아하는 Harry Potter 영화 (Pros&Cons) : 8-1

posted by twifanpire

Now that Harry Potter is over, I’ve made a little list of the films from my least-favorite to most 가장 좋아하는 (as of now…it tends to change), listing some of the pros and cons of each. I wrote this just for fun, and I’d like to hear your thoughts as well. This is just my humble opinion, and I’m sure it will be different from yours, but no rude 코멘트 please :)

#8. HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE (2004) Mike Newell
The fourth Harry Potter movie, whilst not being exactly the longest, feels like it’s the longest. The special effects are great, but in my point of view they hardly...