Knock knock?
Who's there?
당신 Know.
You-Know-Who?
That's right!Avada Kedavra
How many Animagi does it take to light up a wand?
-Two dozen, because only one of them is actually registered.
Hermione went to Madam Pomfrey with uncontrollable hiccups to see if she could do something to stop them. Madam Pomfrey examined her all over and then pronounced gravely, 'I got news for you, Miss Granger. You''re pregnant.' At that news Hermione fainted on the spot, and when she finally came round a few 분 later she asked 'Oh, dear - am i really pregnant?' - 'Of course not!' she said 'But it has cured your hiccups, hasn't it?
How do 당신 keep a Gryffendor in suspense? *walk away*
How many weasley's does it take to light up a wand?
Seven: Ginny to look upset and do nothing, Ron to sulk, 프레드 and George to blow it up, Percy to yell, Charlie to hold it in front of a dragon and Bill to roll his eyes at everyone.
How many Dark Lords does it take to light up a wand?
Two: One to light it and the other to kill him and take the credit.
How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
None, now 당신 see thats why he's called the DARK lord.
How many 용 does it take to light up a wand?
*whoosh of flames*
~~~Never mind.
How many Weasleys does it take to light up a wand?
~~~One, but they'll have to 검색 through a pile of the twins' fake ones first.
How many Muggle kids does it take to light up a wand?
~~~Two, one to light it (with a match), and the other to be blamed for burning down the school.
Why did Potter 십자가, 크로스 the road?
No reason, but someone will write a book about it.
Why do Slytherins 십자가, 크로스 the road twice?
Because they are doublecrossers.
How many Potters does it take to change a lightbulb?
One: he holds it and the world revolves around him
How many stuck-up arrogant teachers *coughLockhartcough* does it take to light a wand?
<<Only one, but he's too busy fixing his oh-so-perfect hair and coordinating his robes. But of course, he could light a wand with his hands tied behind his back, if he wanted to
How many Ravenclaws does it take to light up a wand?
Twenty-two Ravnclaws: five running around the 도서관, 라이브러리
to find the quickest, most effective manner. Seven to
practice the spell to make sure that it�s 안전한, 안전 and
it works. Three to inform the professors of what
they're doing so they can get the credit. Four to
contemplate over whose wand has the best core
material for performing this spell. One to stand 의해
with a 불, 화재 extinguisher just in case. One to
actually light the wand and one 더 많이 to point out how
I spelled "Ravenclaw" wrong...those clever Ravenclaws!>>
How many ghosts does it take to light a wand?
Answer, as given 의해 Moaning Myrtle: That's so insensitive! How can 당신 ask me that when 당신 know perfectly well I can't hold a wand because I'm...I'm... *bursts into hysterical sobs and flushes herself to go spy on the Prefects*
Who's there?
당신 Know.
You-Know-Who?
That's right!Avada Kedavra
How many Animagi does it take to light up a wand?
-Two dozen, because only one of them is actually registered.
Hermione went to Madam Pomfrey with uncontrollable hiccups to see if she could do something to stop them. Madam Pomfrey examined her all over and then pronounced gravely, 'I got news for you, Miss Granger. You''re pregnant.' At that news Hermione fainted on the spot, and when she finally came round a few 분 later she asked 'Oh, dear - am i really pregnant?' - 'Of course not!' she said 'But it has cured your hiccups, hasn't it?
How do 당신 keep a Gryffendor in suspense? *walk away*
How many weasley's does it take to light up a wand?
Seven: Ginny to look upset and do nothing, Ron to sulk, 프레드 and George to blow it up, Percy to yell, Charlie to hold it in front of a dragon and Bill to roll his eyes at everyone.
How many Dark Lords does it take to light up a wand?
Two: One to light it and the other to kill him and take the credit.
How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
None, now 당신 see thats why he's called the DARK lord.
How many 용 does it take to light up a wand?
*whoosh of flames*
~~~Never mind.
How many Weasleys does it take to light up a wand?
~~~One, but they'll have to 검색 through a pile of the twins' fake ones first.
How many Muggle kids does it take to light up a wand?
~~~Two, one to light it (with a match), and the other to be blamed for burning down the school.
Why did Potter 십자가, 크로스 the road?
No reason, but someone will write a book about it.
Why do Slytherins 십자가, 크로스 the road twice?
Because they are doublecrossers.
How many Potters does it take to change a lightbulb?
One: he holds it and the world revolves around him
How many stuck-up arrogant teachers *coughLockhartcough* does it take to light a wand?
<<Only one, but he's too busy fixing his oh-so-perfect hair and coordinating his robes. But of course, he could light a wand with his hands tied behind his back, if he wanted to
How many Ravenclaws does it take to light up a wand?
Twenty-two Ravnclaws: five running around the 도서관, 라이브러리
to find the quickest, most effective manner. Seven to
practice the spell to make sure that it�s 안전한, 안전 and
it works. Three to inform the professors of what
they're doing so they can get the credit. Four to
contemplate over whose wand has the best core
material for performing this spell. One to stand 의해
with a 불, 화재 extinguisher just in case. One to
actually light the wand and one 더 많이 to point out how
I spelled "Ravenclaw" wrong...those clever Ravenclaws!>>
How many ghosts does it take to light a wand?
Answer, as given 의해 Moaning Myrtle: That's so insensitive! How can 당신 ask me that when 당신 know perfectly well I can't hold a wand because I'm...I'm... *bursts into hysterical sobs and flushes herself to go spy on the Prefects*
