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 Book 1
Book 1
Funny Excerpts from the First Book

"Oh, are 당신 a prefect, Percy? 당신 should have said something, we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"

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"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
"HAVE 당신 GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE 당신 A WITCH 또는 NOT!

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Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left 노래 along to a very slow funeral march.

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Dudley looked a lot like Uncle Vernon. He had a large 담홍색, 핑크 face, not much neck, small watery blue eyes, and thick blonde hair that lay smoothly on his thick, fat head. Aunt 피튜니아 often said that Dudley looked like a baby angel. Harry often said that Dudley looked like a pig in a wig.

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Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"So-after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating-"
"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall.
"I mean, after that open and revolting foul-"
"Jordan, I'm warning you-"
"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure..."

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"They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first 일 at Stonewall," [Dudley] told Harry. "Want to come upstairs and practice?"
"No, thanks," said Harry. "The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it — it might be sick."

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"You haven't got a letter on yours", George observed. "I suppose she [Mrs.Weasley] thinks 당신 don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."

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"Sir — Professor Dumbledore? Can I ask 당신 something?"
"Obviously, you’ve just done so," Dumbledore smiled. “You may ask me one 더 많이 thing, however."
"What do 당신 see when 당신 look in the mirror?"
"I? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks."
Harry stared.
"One can never have enough socks. Another 크리스마스 has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books."

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"Fred, 당신 next," the plump woman said.
"I'm not Fred, I'm George," said the boy. "Honestly, woman, 당신 call yourself our mother? Can't 당신 tell I'm George?"

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"And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?" [Harry]
"Throw it away and 펀치 him in the nose," suggested Ron.

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One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.

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"So 당신 mean the Stone's only 안전한, 안전 as long as Quirrell stands up to Snape?" said Hermione in alarm.
"It'll be gone 의해 다음 Tuesday," said Ron.

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"Now, 당신 two - Behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up a toilet 또는 - " [Mrs. Weasley]
"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet."
"Great idea though, thanks, Mum."

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Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, Harry told the other two about Snape's sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee.
"Don't play," said Hermione at once.
"Say you're ill," said Ron.
"Pretend to break your leg," Hermione suggested.
"Really break your leg," said Ron.

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"See?" said Hermione, when Harry and Ron had finished. "The dog must be guarding Flamel's Sorcerer's Stone! I bet he asked Dumbledore to keep it 안전한, 안전 for him, because they're 프렌즈 and he knew someone was after it, that's why he wanted the Stone moved out of Gringotts!"
"A stone that makes gold and stops 당신 from ever dying!" said Harry. "No wonder Snape's after it! Anyone would want it."
"And no wonder we couldn't find Flamel in that Study of Recent Developments in Wizardry," said Ron. "He's not exactly recent if he's six hundred and sixty-five, is he?"

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Harry left the locker room alone some time later, to take his Nimbus Two Thousand back to the broomshed. He couldn't ever remember feeling happier. He'd really done something to be proud of now - no one could say he was just a famous name any more. The evening air had never smelled so sweet. He walked over the damp grass, reliving the last 시간 in his head, which was a happy blur: Gryffindors running to lift him onto their shoulders; Ron and Hermione in the distance, jumping up and down, Ron cheering through a heavy nosebleed.

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"It bit me!" he said, showing them his hand, which was wrapped in a bloody handkerchief.
"I'm not going to be able to hold a quill for a week. I tell you, that dragon's the most horrible animal I've ever met, but the way Hagrid goes on about it, you'd think it was a fluffy little bunny rabbit. When it bit me he told me off for frightening it. And when I left, he was 노래 it a lullaby."

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"Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" said Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward the 마법에 걸린 사랑 barrier. "When they hear what 당신 did this year?"
"Proud?" said Harry. "Are 당신 crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."

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"There was a horrible smell in the 부엌, 주방 다음 morning when Harry went for breakfast. It seemed to be coming from a large metal tub in the sink. He went to have a look. The tub was full of what looked like dirty rags swimming in grey water.
"What's this?" he asked Petunia.
"Your new school uniform," she said.
"Oh," he said. "I didn't realise it had to be so wet."

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