Authors note: If 당신 don’t laugh, I shall set my army of flying turtles upon you!
Disclaimer: Yes, I own Harry Potter and have nothing better to do than write weird Fanfiction for my own book. If 당신 believed me for a second, quit 읽기 now.
~Interview with a Mary Sue~
Here I am, sent to interview a not-so-rare species. I’m your local reporter, LilysLittleTwin, and today I’ll be interviewing a Mary Sue named Angela Perfetta.
LLT: So, Angela, what are your hobbies?
AP: I enjoy painting, playing the violin, playing for the Montrose Magpies, and in my spare time, saving orphaned kittens.
LLT: Wow, your schedule must be full. How do 당신 do it?
AP: Actually, we Mary Sues are capable of making 더 많이 hours than there really are appear in a day. It’s one of the plusses of being a Sue.
LLT: That’s some pretty impressive stuff. But anyway, 다음 question. What are your 가장 좋아하는 things to read?
AP: I like the Twilight series 의해 Stephanie Meyer, and mostly I write my own 책 to read.
LLT: Wow, when do 당신 sleep? Hehe, kidding. So what do 당신 consider your worst flaw?
AP: Nothing, I’m practically perfect in every way!
LLT: Okay...I have a question, when you’re a girl like you, ‘perfect in every way’, why don’t 당신 have a boyfriend?
AP: Oh, I’m in between right now, I go through them all so quickly! Some of my past boyfriends include Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, 프레드 Weasley, and George Weasley.
LLT: Right then…*slightly creeped out* I believe that’s all we have for today, good night to you, Angela.
AP: *beaming* And to you!
Finite Incantatum
How’d 당신 like it? Please LEAVE A COMMENT!! THE CARNIVORUS TURTLES ARE HUNGRY!!
Disclaimer: Yes, I own Harry Potter and have nothing better to do than write weird Fanfiction for my own book. If 당신 believed me for a second, quit 읽기 now.
~Interview with a Mary Sue~
Here I am, sent to interview a not-so-rare species. I’m your local reporter, LilysLittleTwin, and today I’ll be interviewing a Mary Sue named Angela Perfetta.
LLT: So, Angela, what are your hobbies?
AP: I enjoy painting, playing the violin, playing for the Montrose Magpies, and in my spare time, saving orphaned kittens.
LLT: Wow, your schedule must be full. How do 당신 do it?
AP: Actually, we Mary Sues are capable of making 더 많이 hours than there really are appear in a day. It’s one of the plusses of being a Sue.
LLT: That’s some pretty impressive stuff. But anyway, 다음 question. What are your 가장 좋아하는 things to read?
AP: I like the Twilight series 의해 Stephanie Meyer, and mostly I write my own 책 to read.
LLT: Wow, when do 당신 sleep? Hehe, kidding. So what do 당신 consider your worst flaw?
AP: Nothing, I’m practically perfect in every way!
LLT: Okay...I have a question, when you’re a girl like you, ‘perfect in every way’, why don’t 당신 have a boyfriend?
AP: Oh, I’m in between right now, I go through them all so quickly! Some of my past boyfriends include Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, 프레드 Weasley, and George Weasley.
LLT: Right then…*slightly creeped out* I believe that’s all we have for today, good night to you, Angela.
AP: *beaming* And to you!
Finite Incantatum
How’d 당신 like it? Please LEAVE A COMMENT!! THE CARNIVORUS TURTLES ARE HUNGRY!!
1. Put a whopee cushion on Delores Umbridge's seat. When she asks 당신 why it's there, respond with, "The dark lord is back. Watch yourself." And than walk away.
2. Blare loud muggle rap 음악 from your office and scream "Oh yeah, baby!" And "Whoa yeah!" At 랜덤 times.
3. Install lighting in the Department of Mysteries and call it the "Department of Lighting."
4. Scream in the hall, "Bellatrix! Why have 당신 left me?" And than ask the nearest person if they would like to 가입하기 당신 for a butterbeer after work.
5. Tell everyone that 당신 have a secret. When they ask 당신 what it is, say "Meet me at Hogwarts." When they ask why, simply stand there until another person comes 의해 and ask them if they want a free broomstick.
6. Walk up to an employee and ask "Where did 퍼지 go?" When they say he left the ministry, scream in there faces that he didn't leave.
Well, that's all I've got. Thanks for reading.
2. Blare loud muggle rap 음악 from your office and scream "Oh yeah, baby!" And "Whoa yeah!" At 랜덤 times.
3. Install lighting in the Department of Mysteries and call it the "Department of Lighting."
4. Scream in the hall, "Bellatrix! Why have 당신 left me?" And than ask the nearest person if they would like to 가입하기 당신 for a butterbeer after work.
5. Tell everyone that 당신 have a secret. When they ask 당신 what it is, say "Meet me at Hogwarts." When they ask why, simply stand there until another person comes 의해 and ask them if they want a free broomstick.
6. Walk up to an employee and ask "Where did 퍼지 go?" When they say he left the ministry, scream in there faces that he didn't leave.
Well, that's all I've got. Thanks for reading.
hi im caitlín and i enjoy 읽기 both harry potter and twiight 책 but....... i cant decide which one is better some people think different but its good to have an opinion!!! am i right, i think i am see thats an opinion and im just wanted to say what is your opinion ... and comparing is ok the world would be boring if we were all the same and thought the same and this is NOT JUDGE MENTAL!!!no debates please!!! my opnion is that there both smashing 책 to read and 당신 dont have to agree there both very entertaining to read and watch thats my opinion i cant wait to read yours!!!