1. Make him take a shower.
2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.
3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.
4. Apparate 다음 to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.
5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.
6. . . . Enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.
7. Tell him 당신 스톨, 훔친 his teddy bear.
8. Tell him 당신 won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.
9. When he washes his hair, tell him 당신 were just kidding and said teddy 곰 has already been destroyed.
10. Sneak up on him while he's asleep and give him a mohawk.
11. Sneak up on him while he's asleep and write "Crazy!" all over his face in permanent ink.
12. Sneak up on him when he's asleep and wash his hair.
13. Send him repeated invitations to a makeover party - which emphasis on facials, shampooing, and hair-braiding. ("But you'll look so pretty!")
14. Force him to get a Michael Jackson-type nose surgery.
15. Call him Michael 의해 accident.
16. Make parallels between him and Michael Jackson. "You both have deformed noses, 당신 both have pale skin, 당신 both have greasy black hair, he's the King of Pop, you're the Half-Blood Prince, 당신 both molest chil- Oops!"
17. Prank call him and say, "Where's the emergency?! I hear there was a man at this number who needed an extreme nose job ASAP!" over and over again.
18. Resurrect James using a seance and make him haunt Snape for eternity.
19. Hypnotize the Death Eaters to make fun of him and constantly try to de-pants him.
20. Tap him on his left shoulder and jump to the right.
21. Nudge him and say, "So . . . how's the double-agent business going?" *nudge-nudge-wink-wink*
22. Tape a sign that says "CURSE ME!" on his back.
23. Call him Snivellus.
24. Tell him 당신 consulted a pyschic and he's not a Prince afterall . . . and he never will be.
25. Convince him that going around in the nude is the new "in" style. Wait, are we torturing him 또는 us?!
26. Give him to Grawp. *evil laugh*
27. Obliviate his memory and force him to spend the rest of his days as a Muggle. 또는 better yet, try it within the Obliviating part!
28. Dye his skin pink.
29. Force him to become the head Gryffindor cheerleader.
30. Tell him that you've killed Draco (as tempting as it may be, do not really kill him!).
31. Laugh evilly and tell him that he's broken the Unbreakable Vow since he didn't save Draco, and will therefore die at any moment.
32. Laugh at him as he runs in circles panicking about his impending "doom."
33. 또는 just kill Draco and force Snape to watch him die. *dodges fangirls*
34. Give him the nickname Half-Blood Princess.
35. Find anything he's ever written "I am the Half-Blood Prince" on, and change it to say "Princess."
36. Blackmail him. "If 당신 do anything bad to me, I'll show everyone the picture of 당신 before your nose job went horribly wrong!"
37. 코멘트 on how smudgy his papers are because they have grease marks from his nose on them.
38. Tell him Voldemort doesn't 사랑 him anymore.
39. Tell him a story with many parallels to his own life, and disguise it badly.
40. End with his imminent doom and the moral: "Greasy-haired traitors who murder old men [for any reason] and run away, will always get caught and murdered in the most painful way wizardly possible."
41. When he confronts 당신 about it, pretend 당신 have no idea what he's talking about.
42. Tie him to a chair and force him to watch the Potter Puppet Pals.
43. Buy him a 셔츠 with his Puppet Pal look-a-like and say "Bother!" as loudly as 당신 can whenever you're in his presence.
44. And if none of these bother Snape enough, 당신 could always hack away at his head with a blunt axe - giving him a slow, painful death and an embarassing, not-quite-Headless-Hunt-material afterlife.
2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.
3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.
4. Apparate 다음 to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.
5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.
6. . . . Enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.
7. Tell him 당신 스톨, 훔친 his teddy bear.
8. Tell him 당신 won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.
9. When he washes his hair, tell him 당신 were just kidding and said teddy 곰 has already been destroyed.
10. Sneak up on him while he's asleep and give him a mohawk.
11. Sneak up on him while he's asleep and write "Crazy!" all over his face in permanent ink.
12. Sneak up on him when he's asleep and wash his hair.
13. Send him repeated invitations to a makeover party - which emphasis on facials, shampooing, and hair-braiding. ("But you'll look so pretty!")
14. Force him to get a Michael Jackson-type nose surgery.
15. Call him Michael 의해 accident.
16. Make parallels between him and Michael Jackson. "You both have deformed noses, 당신 both have pale skin, 당신 both have greasy black hair, he's the King of Pop, you're the Half-Blood Prince, 당신 both molest chil- Oops!"
17. Prank call him and say, "Where's the emergency?! I hear there was a man at this number who needed an extreme nose job ASAP!" over and over again.
18. Resurrect James using a seance and make him haunt Snape for eternity.
19. Hypnotize the Death Eaters to make fun of him and constantly try to de-pants him.
20. Tap him on his left shoulder and jump to the right.
21. Nudge him and say, "So . . . how's the double-agent business going?" *nudge-nudge-wink-wink*
22. Tape a sign that says "CURSE ME!" on his back.
23. Call him Snivellus.
24. Tell him 당신 consulted a pyschic and he's not a Prince afterall . . . and he never will be.
25. Convince him that going around in the nude is the new "in" style. Wait, are we torturing him 또는 us?!
26. Give him to Grawp. *evil laugh*
27. Obliviate his memory and force him to spend the rest of his days as a Muggle. 또는 better yet, try it within the Obliviating part!
28. Dye his skin pink.
29. Force him to become the head Gryffindor cheerleader.
30. Tell him that you've killed Draco (as tempting as it may be, do not really kill him!).
31. Laugh evilly and tell him that he's broken the Unbreakable Vow since he didn't save Draco, and will therefore die at any moment.
32. Laugh at him as he runs in circles panicking about his impending "doom."
33. 또는 just kill Draco and force Snape to watch him die. *dodges fangirls*
34. Give him the nickname Half-Blood Princess.
35. Find anything he's ever written "I am the Half-Blood Prince" on, and change it to say "Princess."
36. Blackmail him. "If 당신 do anything bad to me, I'll show everyone the picture of 당신 before your nose job went horribly wrong!"
37. 코멘트 on how smudgy his papers are because they have grease marks from his nose on them.
38. Tell him Voldemort doesn't 사랑 him anymore.
39. Tell him a story with many parallels to his own life, and disguise it badly.
40. End with his imminent doom and the moral: "Greasy-haired traitors who murder old men [for any reason] and run away, will always get caught and murdered in the most painful way wizardly possible."
41. When he confronts 당신 about it, pretend 당신 have no idea what he's talking about.
42. Tie him to a chair and force him to watch the Potter Puppet Pals.
43. Buy him a 셔츠 with his Puppet Pal look-a-like and say "Bother!" as loudly as 당신 can whenever you're in his presence.
44. And if none of these bother Snape enough, 당신 could always hack away at his head with a blunt axe - giving him a slow, painful death and an embarassing, not-quite-Headless-Hunt-material afterlife.
버터 "Beer" recipe from Harry Potter I made it myself. Its sorta like hot 초콜릿 but without chocolate. 당신 take 1 또는 if for two people 2 cups of 우유 put it on the stove keep it from boiling. 당신 just want it hot but 당신 dont want it to really boil. Ok add a cup of 버터 볼, 버터 스카치, 버터 schnapps. Then a splash of vanilla extract. A half of cup of sugar. Then a couple of spoon fulls of vanilla flavor coffee creamer. add a little yellow 음식 coloring. And a tsp of butter. Then 상단, 맨 위로 with WHipped cream!!
I throw my wand up in the air sometimes
saying,"Ah-oh, my name is Draco!"
I wanna celebrate and kill Dumbledore
saying "Ah-oh,old man, just let go."
We gonna rock the school
We gonna go all night
We gonna light professors up
like they're dynamite!
Cause I dueled 당신 once,
Now I dueled 당신 twice
We gonna light them up
like they're dynamite.
We gotta move, move, move, move
Get out the way of me and my crew, crew, crew, crew,
Sanpe, Bellatrix and Fenrir too, too, too, too,
It was on and on and on,
Now Albus is gone and gone and gone, yeah!
CREDITS:
greekgirlA,and boredcreativity have made this
(gryffindorgal made the last part)
become a 팬 of us and we will make 더 많이 spoof songs to your favorites! just tell us the song,
and only if 당신 become a fan!
saying,"Ah-oh, my name is Draco!"
I wanna celebrate and kill Dumbledore
saying "Ah-oh,old man, just let go."
We gonna rock the school
We gonna go all night
We gonna light professors up
like they're dynamite!
Cause I dueled 당신 once,
Now I dueled 당신 twice
We gonna light them up
like they're dynamite.
We gotta move, move, move, move
Get out the way of me and my crew, crew, crew, crew,
Sanpe, Bellatrix and Fenrir too, too, too, too,
It was on and on and on,
Now Albus is gone and gone and gone, yeah!
CREDITS:
greekgirlA,and boredcreativity have made this
(gryffindorgal made the last part)
become a 팬 of us and we will make 더 많이 spoof songs to your favorites! just tell us the song,
and only if 당신 become a fan!
1. Do not sing We're Off To See the Wizard When sent to the headmaster's office!!!
2. You're not dying.
3. Trees can be pretty dangerous...
4. Do not call Dumbledore Santa during the holidays.
5. The Chamber of Secrets is where Snape keeps all of his galleons.
6. Dont talk to strange snakes
7. Voldemort has anger issues
8. Harry sucks at Wizard Chess.
9. A dementors 키스 is a 키스 only their mother would want
10. There is a troll in the dungeon!
11. "You Know Who" is "He Who Must Not Be Named"
12. Trolls go into girls bathrooms
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2. You're not dying.
3. Trees can be pretty dangerous...
4. Do not call Dumbledore Santa during the holidays.
5. The Chamber of Secrets is where Snape keeps all of his galleons.
6. Dont talk to strange snakes
7. Voldemort has anger issues
8. Harry sucks at Wizard Chess.
9. A dementors 키스 is a 키스 only their mother would want
10. There is a troll in the dungeon!
11. "You Know Who" is "He Who Must Not Be Named"
12. Trolls go into girls bathrooms
.
This is what the results were:
Paranoid: Very High (distrust and suspicion of those around you)
Schizoid: Very High (show little emotion)
Schizotypal: Moderate (very mild schizophrenia)
Antisocial: High (lack of conscience)
Borderline: Low (poor self image)
Histrionic: Moderate (attention seekers)
Narcissistic: Very High (self centered)
Avoidant: Low (extreme social anxiety)
Dependent: Low (needs to be taken care of)
Obsessive Compulsive: Moderate (focused on orderliness and perfection)
I found this interesting :)
Paranoid: Very High (distrust and suspicion of those around you)
Schizoid: Very High (show little emotion)
Schizotypal: Moderate (very mild schizophrenia)
Antisocial: High (lack of conscience)
Borderline: Low (poor self image)
Histrionic: Moderate (attention seekers)
Narcissistic: Very High (self centered)
Avoidant: Low (extreme social anxiety)
Dependent: Low (needs to be taken care of)
Obsessive Compulsive: Moderate (focused on orderliness and perfection)
I found this interesting :)