1. "What did I ever do to y- oh, nevermind."
2. "Oh, ha ha, 당신 got me! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"
3. "Wow, you're even dumber than 당신 look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for 당신 now!" *Prepare yourself 의해 getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*
4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did 당신 say something?"
5. "Why do 당신 have to be so mean?!" *produce fake tears and throw a tantrum*
6. "Uh, I'm not here right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEEP!!!" *take off running*
7. *cackle with laughter* "You sound like a girl! 저기요 honey, come listen to this guy talk!"
8. "My dear snake-man, I must say your manners are quite poor. I have just the thing!" *put on record and sing along* 'Please - say - please - and - thank 당신 for saying thank you!'
9. "Are 당신 a joke? Clearly you're a joke!"
10. "I'm sensing some self-confidence problems. I hear they have an excellent psychiatric ward at St. Mungo's . . . and while you're there, maybe 당신 could have them do something about your nose."
11. "Oh yeah, and you've told Harry that how many times now? I'm soooooo scared!"
2. "Oh, ha ha, 당신 got me! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"
3. "Wow, you're even dumber than 당신 look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for 당신 now!" *Prepare yourself 의해 getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*
4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did 당신 say something?"
5. "Why do 당신 have to be so mean?!" *produce fake tears and throw a tantrum*
6. "Uh, I'm not here right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEEP!!!" *take off running*
7. *cackle with laughter* "You sound like a girl! 저기요 honey, come listen to this guy talk!"
8. "My dear snake-man, I must say your manners are quite poor. I have just the thing!" *put on record and sing along* 'Please - say - please - and - thank 당신 for saying thank you!'
9. "Are 당신 a joke? Clearly you're a joke!"
10. "I'm sensing some self-confidence problems. I hear they have an excellent psychiatric ward at St. Mungo's . . . and while you're there, maybe 당신 could have them do something about your nose."
11. "Oh yeah, and you've told Harry that how many times now? I'm soooooo scared!"
Yayyyyyy I'm in Gryffindor....
The Sorting Hat has placed 당신 in Gryffindor
New from J.K. Rowling
Congratulations! I’m Prefect Percy Weasley, and I’m delighted to welcome 당신 to GRYFFINDOR HOUSE. Our emblem is the lion, the bravest of all creatures; our house colours are scarlet and gold, and our common room lies up in Gryffindor Tower.
This is, quite simply, the best house at Hogwarts. It’s where the bravest and boldest end up – for instance: Albus Dumbledore! Yes, Dumbledore himself, the greatest wizard of our time, was a Gryffindor! If that’s not enough for you, I don’t know what is.
I won’t keep 당신 long, as all 당신 need to do to find out 더 많이 about your house is to follow Harry Potter and his 프렌즈 as I lead them up to their dormitories. Enjoy your time at Hogwarts – but how could 당신 fail to? You’ve become part of the best house in the school.
The Sorting Hat has placed 당신 in Gryffindor
New from J.K. Rowling
Congratulations! I’m Prefect Percy Weasley, and I’m delighted to welcome 당신 to GRYFFINDOR HOUSE. Our emblem is the lion, the bravest of all creatures; our house colours are scarlet and gold, and our common room lies up in Gryffindor Tower.
This is, quite simply, the best house at Hogwarts. It’s where the bravest and boldest end up – for instance: Albus Dumbledore! Yes, Dumbledore himself, the greatest wizard of our time, was a Gryffindor! If that’s not enough for you, I don’t know what is.
I won’t keep 당신 long, as all 당신 need to do to find out 더 많이 about your house is to follow Harry Potter and his 프렌즈 as I lead them up to their dormitories. Enjoy your time at Hogwarts – but how could 당신 fail to? You’ve become part of the best house in the school.
Once upone a time a monky stold Harry's Lucky Charms. Harry was mad he wanted to eat it becuse of it was the best wizarding 음식 of all time but the monkey wanted to flush it down the potty. Harry chast the monkey all around the world and they can to potty city. The monkey throw the Lucky Charms it almost when in the potty intell Dobby saved it. Harry Potter and Dobby jump around becuse they got he lucky Charms but then Snape when over and kicked Harry and Dobby stold the Lucky Carms then ran to NeverLand.
The End XD
The End XD