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1. Tell her Ron proposed to Lavender in Madam Puddifoot's.

2. Tell her McGonagall said that her 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 OWL results would have been a T, but they decided that would have been an insult to trolls.

3. Frequently inquire as to why she is wasting time knitting all those woolly bladders and leaving them lying around the common room.

4. When 당신 ask why she's angry with Pansy Parkinson, and she tells 당신 it's because Pansy just compared her to a chipmunk, act confused and say:"But why are 당신 so upset? I thought 당신 valued honesty in others?"

5. Whenever something in Hogwarts isn't working properly, say loudly:'I reckon it's those stupid house elves' fault. Dumbledore's much too soft with them...'

6. Say to her: "You remind me of a movie star." When she beams at you, say: "Yes, it's incredibly hard to find somebody who looks like Bugs Bunny, but with those front teeth of yours you're the spitting image of him."

7. Inform her you've just read Rita Skeeter's 기사 about her and Harry and Krum. Tell her she's not worthy of either boy and that 'Harry Potter has had to endure enough tragedy without having a scarlet woman rip his 심장 out.'

8. Tell her that when Harry and Ron ran into the bathroom to rescue her from the mountain troll, they had to pause for a moment to figure out which one was the troll and which one was Hermione.

9. Constantly try to solve the mysteries of Hogwarts 의해 saying: 'It's obvious, isn't it? As soon as he heard Dumbledore coming towards him, he must have disapparated out of Hogwarts!'

10. In lessons, always answer 질문 의해 heavily misquoting Hermione's favourite textbooks, using her exact know-it-all tone of voice. When the teacher tells 당신 that you're incorrect, state that it's not your fault because 당신 were only saying what Hermione said.

11. Take a leaf out of Ron's book and imitate her bouncing up and down in her chair trying to answer a question.

12. After Slughorn's 크리스마스 party, say to her,'Hermione, Cormac's been looking all over for you'-every 일 for three weeks.

13. After Gryffindor Quidditch try outs in sixth year, follow her around saying loudly, 'Hey prefect! Confunded anyone lately?

14. Quote Malfoy. 'Who blacked your eye, Granger? I want to send them flowers.'

15. When given a mountain of homework, sigh and say in a squeaky house-elf sounding voice:'No sick days. No payment. No job satisfaction. So much work we has, miss!'


Source: Mugglenet: link
Summary: - He never thought he could 사랑 a girl 더 많이 than he loved Hermione. But he was wrong. He loved her 더 많이 than anybody. He loved her 더 많이 than Hermione.

English is NOT my first language.

DISCLAIMER:- I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER. I'm serious.


It was still dark outside. As dark as it could get on a full moon night. Ron Weasley was lying on his 침대 facing the sleeping form of the girl he loved most. Moonlight falling on her face was giving her a strange glow. She was sleeping peacefully; her eyes squeezed shut as if she was having some dream. A blanket was covering her upto her shoulders leaving...
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I got this off another website, check it out:

How do 당신 know you're taking Harry Potter too seriously?

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and 당신 run outside looking for an owl.
당신 ask for a 비, 빗자루 for Christmas.
당신 sort everyone 당신 meet into the four Hogwarts houses.
당신 went out and bought the latest edition of the Webster's Dictionary because they added the word "muggle".
당신 were burned trying to get through the flames of your fireplace.
당신 were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!"
posted by SpecialAgentKat
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: ...

1) Seamus Finnegan is not after me lucky charms
2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
9) I will not give Hagrid 포켓몬스터 cards and convince him they're real...
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posted by Hermione-Fan361
Part 2 Christmas
---Thanks to peppergirl30 for help editing---

Scorpius POV
          "C'mon, Scorpius! Race 당신 to the station!"  Rose yelled, flying past me. "Hey! No fair!" I protested, sprinting to catch up. It was Christmastime, and many students were heading 집 for the holidays. Rose and I stepped onto the platform at the same time. "Tie!" I huffed, trying to catch my breath. We boarded the train, and Albus walked over. "I'm gonna go sit with James. See you." he said, before taking off after his brother. Rose found an empty compartment within seconds. "Here." she said, opening the...
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Credit: link. I didn't write it myself.

"I like taking pointless 페이스북 surveys as much as the 다음 person. But, since they’re mostly about kissing, I started to wonder how someone completely incapable of feeling 사랑 might handle such things. So I just had to tag my good pal Lord Voldemort in my most recent survey. Here's what he had to say:

Was your last 키스 standing up, sitting down, 또는 lying down?
The only 키스 I believe in is the Dementor's kiss, and as I have very little soul remaining in my withered husk of a body, one would have little effect on me.

Whose 침대 were 당신 on last?
Nagini's,...
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1. Harry James Potter:

He taught me that i can withstand anything with the power of love. When most of the wizarding world thought he was a joke (because he believed Voldemort was back) He did not back down. He said he believed Voldemort was alive and stuck to it. He did not care who laughed at him, who believed him and who did not because he knew Hermione and Ron were standing 의해 him, too. He taught me sheer willpower.
He taught me to take responsibility. It is not always about what i want 또는 need. It about what is right. What is right for the ones i care about. He taught me to put others first,...
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posted by bendaimmortal
I think there's something fishy to it. Because it's horribly unreliable and through that horribly unfair and useless.

Some theorize that magical children are born with the Trace but I don't think so because the 책 talk about it as something that is put on people, as in a charm. And in magic it should be possible to make a 더 많이 specifically effective charm. Even the Magic Quill at Hogwarts lists the names of every magical inhdividual born. The Trace should be working the samw way but it isn't.

I've racked my brain with the Trace matters after I (in the 답변 part of thsi club) brought up...
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posted by ChuckQueenB
I don't know things about 당신 but in my side, i will really miss my childhood movie. I was growing up with this movie. I really can't beliave the end has came. I will miss the perfect friendsip trio; Harry-Hermione-Ron.
I will miss 로미온느 couple. At the beggining, we all thought there will be a chemistiry between Harry and Hermione but as the time goes on, we all learned how can 사랑 be possible, funny. We loved Romione!Their fights were the beggining of a big love. :)

I really 사랑 this movie because when ron left hermione and fight with Harry, Hermione cried at all nights but she pretended like she does never care. And she tried to help Harry all the time. She didn't hurt herself 또는 stopped being.

I will never forget the most enjoyable Beautiful perfect movie in my life.!
i really want to know your ideas. I will always be watching and 글쓰기 코멘트 about it!
and do't forget that; LEGEDS ARE UNFORGETTABLE:))
Your 가장 좋아하는 devils 음식 cake recipe, made into cupcakes
black string licorice

Instructions
Bake your 컵케익 according to the instructions, without using paper cup liners.
Slice off the 상단, 맨 위로 of the crown of each 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 so that when it is turned upside down, it sits flat. This gives 당신 더 많이 of a cauldron shape than a 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 shape.
Cut the black string licorice into small pieces and poke them into the 컵케익 as cauldron handles.


Ingredients
dark chocolate
dry chow mein noodles

Instructions
Melt your 초콜릿 until smooth.
Stir in noodles until the mixture is thick enough to hold together.
Spoon bite-sized clusters onto wax paper and let harden in the refrigerator.
If 당신 want longer-lasting candy, melt 1 stick cooking paraffin per 12 oz of 초콜릿 before adding the noodles.
These can be frozen, just thaw before serving.
I throw my wand up in the air sometimes
saying,"Ah-oh, my name is Draco!"

I wanna celebrate and kill Dumbledore
saying "Ah-oh,old man, just let go."

We gonna rock the school
We gonna go all night
We gonna light professors up
like they're dynamite!

Cause I dueled 당신 once,
Now I dueled 당신 twice

We gonna light them up
like they're dynamite.

We gotta move, move, move, move
Get out the way of me and my crew, crew, crew, crew,
Sanpe, Bellatrix and Fenrir too, too, too, too,
It was on and on and on,
Now Albus is gone and gone and gone, yeah!



CREDITS:
greekgirlA,and boredcreativity have made this    
(gryffindorgal made the last part)

become a 팬 of us and we will make 더 많이 spoof songs to your favorites! just tell us the song,
and only if 당신 become a fan!
If only we could be together,
당신 and I,
But our parents would never allow it,
당신 and I,
Our hearts are broken,
Yours and mine,
I weep for you,
My dear Rose,
Tears run down my face,
Like water flows.
I 사랑 the way your wand made flowers,
Made me feel like I had super powers.
I 사랑 your spirit,
Fierce but charming,
Complimenting and healing mine,
Which is hurtfull and harming.
My dad's a butt,
My mum is too,
But 당신 made my 심장 soar,
When I was with YOU.
Your the best witch ever,
Inherrited your mum's brains,
Your hair is fiery,
Like a bright pretty flame.
If only we could be together,
당신 and I,
Forever together,
당신 and I
The Wife of the Convicted
Chapter 1
Disclaimer – I do not own any of the Harry Potters. Those are copyright of J.K. Rowling.



DAILY PROPHET
Missing?
By: Marana Island

Two weeks 이전 a young witch and wizard named Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy went missing. Ministry will not give out any information on the whereabouts, and/or any information on whether foul play was involved, but rumors say that Malfoy and Granger walked out the Barnacle Bar at 1:37 A.M. on June 5. Malfoy looked beat and Granger was hanging onto him to make sure he didn’t fall. Mr. Lucius Malfoy gave us a statement yesterday....
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I: Who have 당신 loved in your life?
R: Lavender Brown, Fleur Delacoure, Hermione Granger

I: Who is your best friend?
R: Harry, no duh!
I: What about Hermione?
R: She doesn't count! She's my wife!

I: How did 당신 feel at first about Harry dating Ginny, your sister?
R: Ihad actually been trying to get them together for years! I was only mad because Hermione wasn't dating me at the time...

I: Which one of your kids do 당신 like better?
R: I can't say?! I like all of them! Heugo does have good looks though... I wonder where he got them from? Hmmm? Hmmm?(flexes muscles, and smooths hair)

I: were you...
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SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT, BUT HERE IT IS CHAPTER 10. ENJOY

Chapter 10: Quidditch Practice Can Ruin Friendships

I couldn't help notice that Harry was anxious in class all day.I guess I would be too,I mean,after that flying lesson when we were finally able to ride, I felt so free and relaxed.I would 사랑 to play Quidditch,especially with the best 비, 빗자루 out there,but maybe 다음 년 또는 something like that.
After class we raced into Harry and Ron's room to open the package.
Whoa.I may not have see alot of broomsticks but that shit looked hot!He is SO lucky to be on the team.I told him how I would...
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Chapter 9: What's in the Mail Today?

As soon as we got in the room, we were showered with questions.
"Where were you?We were waiting for 당신 after dinner."said Nix, as calmly as always
"I saw 당신 leave with Harry!Where did 당신 all all go?" Em nearly screamed out.
"You left with Harry?"
"What did 당신 do?"
"HEY!!" that go their attention."Look long story short, we went to the forbidden corridor on the third floor." I explained
"Really?Well I'm happy 당신 three survived,it would be terrible to have three of my roommates die a painful death."
"It WOULD be horrible. Then there would be no 더 많이 people...
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Chapter 7: First 일 of Classes Suck!

I had a dream,well 더 많이 like nightmare,during
the night, which was weird cause I mostly don't
have dreams.It was me,and Harry,no one
else,only us two.And I remember Dream Harry
pushing me on the floor, standing above me
saying:
"Open your eyes!I don't like you! You're just
a worthless pathetic girl with no friends. How
could I want to be YOUR friend! I'm much 더 많이
important! 당신 really have to WAKE UP!" he
was saying and I was crying, not believing what
he was saying.He was supposed to be my
friend. He was my friend, and now he's saying
otherwise."Wake...
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Today I was 읽기 a book on my kendle , WELL it was 읽기 to me and I bought a book called MUGGLE NET .COM : HARRY POTTER HAVE SHOULD DIE! I READ A SAMPLE OF IT AND IT SAID THAT SIRIUS BLACK LIKED LUPIN AND I WAS LIKE WHATTTTTTTT ! It book was a lie and it also said that ALBUS .D was gay so don't read that book but here is a sample of the wierd , selfish and GAYYYY book. " ALBUS D. DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO FALL IN 사랑 WITH A GIRL SO HE FELL IN 사랑 WITH GRIMWATER AND SIRIUS BLACK LOVED LUPIN , HIS MOTHER WANT HIM TO MARRY A PURBLOOD SO BLACK GOT PICS OF MUGGLE WOLMEN IN THERE BATHINGSUITS...
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OKAY SO IT STARTS SLOW CAUSE I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS GIRL A LITTLE BUT YOU'LL SEE HARRY AND THE GANG IN A FEW CHAPTERS.PLZ ENJOY!

Chapter 1:

당신 know how sometimes your mom and dad lie to 당신 about stuff sometimes, like saying the tooth fairy exists 또는 Santa Clause 또는 the story of how a 황새 drops kids on people's doorsteps or..hmm, what am I missing?
Oh,that they forget to tell 당신 you're a WITCH! I can't beleive my mom didn't tell me sooner!
When she finally did at first, I thought she was joking. It was a couple of months ago,before we moved to 런던 for my hometown of Queens, New York.Strange...
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 DH poster
DH poster
Yesterday,when I woke up,I was distracted.
Today,as I sat in the 다양한, 멀티 플렉스 almost 62 kms away from my house,I felt a sense of relief and satisfaction wash over me.A movie with great graphic effects and lot 더 많이 other factors,Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows;Part 1 is a must watch for all the Harry Potter fans.

There are certain parts in movie which moves 당신 a lot,makes 당신 laugh,cry and sometimes,you will be gripping the hands of your seats in anticipation.

I felt sad as I watched Hermione swipe her parents's memories.I also laughed alot when Mary Cattermole kissed Ron (disguised as her husband)and...
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June 1, 1998
    Minerva was sitting in her 가장 좋아하는 place on the 육지, 쇼 어 of the lake, watching the sun rise over the silent grounds. Just to be alive, to see the first light of 일 hit the 성 that stood, so resolutely, silhouetted against fading stars, was a blessing. This was Minerva's 가장 좋아하는 time of 일 because, for a few shining moments, all seemed to be as it should be; as the sun rose higher into the sky, the 성 would come to life, and the students and professors alike would sit in the great hall and talk of meaningless things and be bathed in the fresh morning...
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