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posted by HarryPotter1357
Lately I have come across many, many, many blogs talking about how twilight is better than Harry Potter. Now I'm going to tell 당신 the reasons why that is so completely wrong!
1. Harry Potter has structured plot. If 당신 think about it, Twilight is just about a girl with no emotion who gets stalked 의해 a sparkling pixie. Harry Potter is about a boy who has to endure many difficult challenges growing up in life, like having to face the fact his parents were killed 의해 Lord Voldemort, and eventually overcoming all of this and defeating the darkest wizard of the age. Plus there are things like ACTUAL 사랑 in this. Not paedophilia love.
2. There is plenty of character development. In Harry Potter Hermione starts off as an insufferable know it all with no 프렌즈 and then turns into the brightest witch of her age along with helping the most famous boy in the world defeat the darkest wizard of their time. Neville starts off as a nerdy, shy boy and turns into a BAMF. Bella in Twilight starts off as a girl with no emotion and turns into a girl with no emotion and an enormous sex drive. Edward starts off as a 108 년 old virgin who hates himself and turns into a 108 년 old just-lost-virginity-to-sex-addicted-girl who hates himself.
3. Twilight copied Harry Potter. I have seen way to many HP copied Twilight but THIS IS COMPLETELY FALSE. Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban came out way before Twilight did so if I must say so myself. Jacob is a cheap rip off from Sirius. It was Sirius who had the motorcycle first, Sirius who could turn into a dog at will first, Sirius who's last name was Black first. Not Jacob. Sirius.
4. Most Twilight 팬 say that there is no such thing as wizards. Well there's no such thing as sparkly 뱀파이어 either 당신 morons! At least wizards are 더 많이 realistic than sparkly vampires. For all we know, there could be wizards and witches living alongside us. It is completely possible. Whereas the 뱀파이어 would never be able to go out in sunlight. That is going to be pretty hard to do considering the fact that in summer it can be very sunny, every single day, for months.
5. I've seen some people say that Twilight is better than Harry Potter because Twilight is American and Harry Potter is British. And Americans are better than the British. I even saw someone write that Britain fought against America in WW2 and lost. First, Twilight is shit. It does not matter about where it came from. America came into the war near the end. We were allies. We never fought against each other. And 당신 won because of our help. Get your facts right love.
6. Most people can apparently understand and connect with the characters from Twilight. Oh I see! 당신 can connect with a suicidal, no facial expression, depressed girl who's only goal in life is to fuck a sparkly pixie. 당신 CAN connect with the characters from Harry Potter. Hermione was bullied quite a bit during her early years for being smart. Many people can relate to that. Harry had to endure the grief of his parents dying and becoming an orphan. Many people can relate to that. Ron has to live in a place where his mum and dad have had to many children to manage and can barely afford new things. Considering the countries economical crisis at the moment, it is pretty easy to relate to that.
7. Twihards say that they don't like all the deaths in the HP series and it's really depressing. They say 'who would want to think of something like that?! HP is saying that death is normal and natural... No one wants to think like that!' Well in response to that. Every death in HP had a meaning. 검색 it on Google. You'll find it. And to a well organised mind, death is but the 다음 great adventure. Death is common and normal and natural. We all live and we all die. Completely natural. And it is very common around LEDC's which are places like Africa.
8. Twihard complain that there's nobody hot, aside from Robert Pattinson, in the HP series. Well for your information, a NORMAL place doesn't have hot guys with their shirts off after every corner! They are normal human beings who maybe aren't hot 또는 fit but not everyone is!
9. Apparently every book in Twilight is different. But they're all about one thing. Bella becoming a vampire. Every book in the HP series is different! They all have different plot twists and keep 당신 읽기 의해 adding details that 당신 have to know 더 많이 about.
10. Apparently, all they do in HP is fly around on brooms and kill people with sticks (this is NOT true). All they do in Twilight is play base ball and kill people with teeth.
11. When they make a theme park for Twilight. 당신 can start comparing it to Harry Potter.
12. When they make a film called Harry Potter sucks. 당신 can start comparing Twilight to Harry Potter. There is actually a film called Twilight sucks! It's actually quite funny :D
13. Wizards are original! 뱀파이어 have been used so many times! They only thing that makes this different is that they sparkle like they rolled around in fairy dust. Lets take a look at how many vampire films, 책 and TV shows that are made about 뱀파이어 shall we? Twilight, Buffy the vampire slayer, The vampire diaries, 30 days of night, Count Dracula, Dark shadows. There are so many films like that, that I'm actually laughing at how original 당신 all thought twilight was :L
14. Harry Potter uses sophisticated words that Twilight readers wouldn't understand. I have noticed the amount of spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in a Twihard's work. Notice I haven't made a single mistake in any of my 글쓰기 so far. And I have never read any of the Twilight books. I have just seen the films. In fact I have a Twilight book! I use it as emergency toilet paper! Even though my 나귀, 엉덩이 deserves better.
I would probably name 더 많이 but I'm to tired. Please add any others 당신 can think of :D
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So I've been thinking about this a lot lately...I discussed this with a friend a few months ago. We were talking about how many Christian groups (as 당신 well know) have condemned HP as anti-Christian. In fact, I believe that the Harry Potter story is actually a symbolization of the Christian religion.
Note: This is entirely my opinion and is not meant as "Christian propaganda" 또는 to offend anyone in the slightest. It is merely my opinion! :)

Harry Potter is Jesus. Whaaaaat?!
1) Both HP and 예수님 were born into humble beginnings.
예수님 was born in Bethlehem, a tiny town literally in the middle...
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posted by LilysLittleTwin
Disclaimers: If I owned Harry Potter, would I be 글쓰기 this stupid list?
I don’t even know why anyone would want to own Twilight.


1. When he’s fast asleep, sound a trumpet right 다음 to his ear.

2. Sing “The Song That Never Ends.”

3. At five-thirty in the morning, wake him up, ‘Good morning, dear Lord Snake-face!’

4. Constantly compare him to Darth Vader.

5. Let loose 3,846,729,462 mice in his bedchamber.

6. 코트 every corner of his headquarters in butter/cheese.

7. Introduce him to Bella/Voldy pairings.

8. Throw water over him. If my calculations are correct, he’d melt!

9. Show...
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A nearly complete list of all the Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans' flavors! Enjoy!!:PP

Acid
Apple
Avocado
Bacon
Bagel
Baked Beans
Baking Soda
Banana
Beanstalks
Biscuit
Blackcurrant
Bread
Brown Sugar
Brussel Sprouts
Butter
Buttermilk
Candy Floss
Carrots
Caterpillar
Cauliflower
Caviar
Celery
Centipede
Cheese
Cherry
Cherry Tart
Chewing Gum
Chicken
Chocolate
Chocolate Mousse
Cinnamon
Coconut
Cod
Coffee
Compost
Cookie Dough
Copper
Corn
Cough medicine
Cucumber
Curry
Custard
Diesel
Dirt
Earwax
Egg yolk
Eucalyptus Leaves
Flowers
Fried Beans
Frog Legs
Glue
Grass
Ham
Honey
Honeydew
Horseradish
Hot Sauce
Ice Cream
Ink
Iron
Kidney Beans
Lamb
Latex
Leather
Lemon
Lettuce...
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Harry James Potter:

- Harry became an Auror at age 17 without taking his N.E.W.T's
- In 2007 he became the head of the Auror Office.
- He was featured on a 초콜릿 Frog Card for his accomplishments.
- He made sure that Severus Snape's portrait was hung in the Headmaster's office wtih the other Headmasters' and Headmistress' portraits.
- After parting with his muggle family he was on 'Christmas Card' terms with them and the occasionally visited.
- The book version of Harry has green eyes, but the 옮기기 version has blue eyes due to the fat that Daniel Radcliffe's eyes ar to sensitive for contact lenses....
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- It isn't illegal to do this, since the publisher 게시됨 it up on the internet first, just in hard to read handwriting.

OK, So this is J.K Rowling's 2 Page StoryCard.
Read it first, and the read my thoughts about it.
Then, 당신 can post your's in the comments!!

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The speeding motorcycle took the sharp corner so fast in the darkness that both policemen in the pursuing car shouted,"Whoa!" Sergeant Fisher slammed his large foot on the brake, thinking that the boy who was riding pillion was sure to be flung under his wheels; however, the motorbike made the turn without unseating either of...
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There have been a lot of Harry Potter theories, ranging from the ridiculous to the strange to the horrifying.

I have composed a list here.

Please 코멘트 any other theories 당신 know of that I've missed. :)

Also: there are major spoilers in some of these. 다음 to each one, if there is a spoiler, I will write the book that it spoils, so if 당신 haven't read that one: skip that theory.

1. The Dursley Family is Justified (Spoils Deathly Hallows)

This is one of my favorites, 의해 the way. Now, we all know that Horcruxes often corrupt people (the medallion, Riddle's diary) and Harry is, as it was revealed...
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I found an interesting short essay from HP Lexicon and it made me think about it even deeper than it goes.

First off; please don't get me wrong.
I 사랑 Dumbledore's character, I 사랑 Lockhart's character, I 사랑 Hogwarts, and I love, love, love the 책 and the HP universe. I'm just wondering and interested in what, if anything, is behind all this I'm about to discuss.
That if Rowling possibly actually planned this somehow and for some reason many parents in that universe are willing to over-look huge problems and risk their children's lives because of someone's status and 이전 reputation...OR...
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