당신 know very well that 당신 will never have read to much of Harry Potter!!! ::sniffs::
당신 say things to people like "Wingardium Leviosa!" and "Expelliarmus!" to trolls and incompetent professors.
You've read all the Harry Potter 책 out so far ten 또는 더 많이 times!!! (I have!!!)
당신 follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic.
당신 often call a teacher 당신 don't like "Snape."
You're always getting weird looks from people when 당신 ask if they have possibly seen your toad.
Your parents think you're nuts; this is because 당신 often ride around your 집 on a 비, 빗자루 trying to fly.
당신 try every 일 to get people to 옮기기 in pictures.
당신 have a wand that 당신 use a lot.
Your teachers keep wondering why 당신 turn in your homework on parchment.
당신 have two sets of each book and send off 더 많이 copies to 프렌즈 and penpals (me!) and recommend the 책 to relatives who are weirder than you.
Your two sets of each book are seperated this way: One to read over and over, spill things on, drop, crinkle, and ruin the pages; and two, to keep pretty on the bookshelf and never touch except to dust.
Your 프렌즈 wonder where 당신 got the term, "The only fly in the ointment." ::sniffs:: They laughed at it the first ten times 당신 said it. ::sniffs:: (I will be saying it when I actually talk to anybody!!!)
당신 constantly pester your family to 옮기기 to Britain so 당신 can be closer to J. K. Rowling.
당신 write to Warner Brothers and Scholastic about Harry Potter and 당신 used to get answers, but now, six months later . . . nope! (No, not me. :-))
당신 talk in low hisses to snakes who lazily glance at you.
당신 scower the libraries around your town and school for 책 like The Standard Book of Spells and Hogwarts, A History and the librarians have to keep repeatedly telling 당신 "WE DON'T HAVE THOSE BOOKS!!!"
당신 constantly pester your artsy 프렌즈 to draw pictures out of the Harry Potter books.
당신 go to Harry websites every day. (ME!!! ::grumbles:: When I'm not in trouble)
당신 have tons of papers on Harry Potter that 당신 printed off the Internet and used up the toner on.
당신 have many floppy disks full of Harry Potter stuff.
Your 책상, 데스크 area always consists of Harry Potter things. (oh, me!)
당신 made 당신 parents (or parent) read Harry Potter.
당신 constantly ask the people at Barnes and Noble when the 다음 book is coming in (ME!!!) & when Sorcerer's Stone is going to be stocked in again.
After finally getting a straight answer from these people, 당신 place a hold on the two books.
당신 try to make your eighteen 년 old friend read them and all she'll say is "Ooh! Pictures!" (Sadly, me.)
당신 go to the zoo and try to speak to the 보아 constrictor.
당신 go into the bathroom and scratch in a snake in the sink then try to make it open up.
Your 프렌즈 are always staring at your nice, long eagle feather quill, wondering why 당신 have it.
Your inkwell has spilled many times in your pack.
당신 keep going to 검색 engines, trying to find 더 많이 팬 sites.
당신 don't care much for the Scholastic site. (Me, but it's a lot better than the Animorphs and Everworld, at least. :-))
당신 want a prequel!!!
당신 want 더 많이 than seven books!!! (EVERYONE!! Well, so I don't get flamed, the opinion is varied)
당신 wonder why Ptolemy is considered a wizard 의해 J. K. Rowling. (Is he?)
당신 get excited 의해 any Greek/Roman mythology characters mentioned.
당신 saw the movie "The Haunting" & said flat out that the house was Hogwarts.
당신 got really excited when the gryffins started moving in the movie!)
당신 thought a place 당신 went with lots of trees & a lake was the moved backyard of Hogwarts.
당신 have a turban that smells weird & is a lovely shade of violet.
당신 say at the beginning of school, "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" (Maybe me, when school starts . . .)
당신 constantly sing the Sorting Hat's song and the Hogwarts song.
당신 have seven bottles. (Uh, I have blue bottles, but I doubt that counts. :-))
당신 stay away from plants with vines for fear of it being a Devil's Snare.
당신 have a mirror 당신 call "Erised."
당신 beg your parents to get 당신 an owl.
당신 want to buy a train & name it the Hogwarts Express.
당신 constantly quote characters.
당신 bug other webmistresses and webmasters of Harry Potter websites. (::grins sheepishly::)
당신 wear black robes and pointed hats.
당신 glue a compass to the dashboard of your parent's car and try to get the car to fly.
Your attemps to try to fly have gotten 당신 hurt and special appointments . . . :-)
당신 try to make the Polyjuice Potion.
당신 get an egg and try to hatch it under a toad. (I have no idea why someone would do this . . .)
당신 get a diary and never write in it.
당신 are slightly amused 의해 me. :-)
Your language arts/English teacher hands 당신 a Harry Potter poster, when, though 당신 hadn't asked, 당신 were about to . . . (ME!)
당신 scream in joy when something about Harry Potter comes on the news 또는 anyplace else.
당신 eagerly await the fight on MTV's "Death Match" that will contain the following: Harry vs. Draco; Ron vs. Scabbars; Snape vs. Neville's grandmother; 당신 get the idea . . .
당신 automatically hit anyone (even friends) if they say anything negative about Harry Potter (e.g., "Harry Potter sucks!"), & know they deserved it. (::looks around innocently, then raises her hand::)
당신 tell adults that they have to read the 책 and correct the librarian the third book does not have a "bird" on it, but a hippogriff. (I swear to everything possible, me; it just happened)
당신 dress up as a witch 또는 wizard for 할로윈 to show off your spirit. (I've been a witch for 할로윈 for nine years! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!)
당신 break your arm, then come to school saying that a big black ball hit your arm, and broke it, and then a crazy blond man tried to remove the bones. (Not me; I've never broken a bone in my life, even though I fall down every day!)
당신 say that despite the fight, 당신 and the dragon are still "good friends," then mutter about "that stupid 노래 egg."
당신 often mutter spells when a teacher/classmate annoys 당신 and 당신 aren't able to use "colorful" language. (::grins::)
Your trip(s) to the Harry Potter movie ended with a mixed reaction. (::refrains from screaming::)
당신 scare reporters 의해 sending them 팬 mail for doing a blurb about Harry.
당신 and your parents cut out every newspaper cartoon 당신 find with reference to Harry Potter (Family Circus, Close to Home, etc.).
당신 are an avid 팬 fiction writer/reader.
Any mention of Harry Potter makes 당신 scream, laugh, applaud, 또는 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 just become rather giddy.
Your 프렌즈 refer to 당신 as "that Harry Potter maniac."
당신 can name all the first Harry Potter sites that began popping up in mid-1999 (there were only ten of us!).
당신 meet someone for the first time and demand to know if they like Harry Potter; if they don't, your opinion of them drops several points.
당신 enter every Harry Potter contest available.
당신 start getting mad and begin to scream if there is any hint the 다음 book is going to take longer to come out than 당신 think it should!
당신 actually won a Harry Potter scarf from the 2001 Sears movie contest (my mom, hehe!).
당신 believe that 당신 know 더 많이 about Harry Potter than J. K. Rowling does.
당신 beg your chemistry teacher to help 당신 make a "potion" and s/he tells 당신 to be quiet because they don't want to be pestered 의해 당신 any longer (sorry, Mr. Green!).
당신 find it hilarious that your teachers work at Renaissane Faires because they look a little like the extras running around Diagon Alley in the movie.
People at school call/know 당신 의해 your Harry Potter screenname.
Anyting remotely related to Harry Potter is gold.
당신 say things to people like "Wingardium Leviosa!" and "Expelliarmus!" to trolls and incompetent professors.
You've read all the Harry Potter 책 out so far ten 또는 더 많이 times!!! (I have!!!)
당신 follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic.
당신 often call a teacher 당신 don't like "Snape."
You're always getting weird looks from people when 당신 ask if they have possibly seen your toad.
Your parents think you're nuts; this is because 당신 often ride around your 집 on a 비, 빗자루 trying to fly.
당신 try every 일 to get people to 옮기기 in pictures.
당신 have a wand that 당신 use a lot.
Your teachers keep wondering why 당신 turn in your homework on parchment.
당신 have two sets of each book and send off 더 많이 copies to 프렌즈 and penpals (me!) and recommend the 책 to relatives who are weirder than you.
Your two sets of each book are seperated this way: One to read over and over, spill things on, drop, crinkle, and ruin the pages; and two, to keep pretty on the bookshelf and never touch except to dust.
Your 프렌즈 wonder where 당신 got the term, "The only fly in the ointment." ::sniffs:: They laughed at it the first ten times 당신 said it. ::sniffs:: (I will be saying it when I actually talk to anybody!!!)
당신 constantly pester your family to 옮기기 to Britain so 당신 can be closer to J. K. Rowling.
당신 write to Warner Brothers and Scholastic about Harry Potter and 당신 used to get answers, but now, six months later . . . nope! (No, not me. :-))
당신 talk in low hisses to snakes who lazily glance at you.
당신 scower the libraries around your town and school for 책 like The Standard Book of Spells and Hogwarts, A History and the librarians have to keep repeatedly telling 당신 "WE DON'T HAVE THOSE BOOKS!!!"
당신 constantly pester your artsy 프렌즈 to draw pictures out of the Harry Potter books.
당신 go to Harry websites every day. (ME!!! ::grumbles:: When I'm not in trouble)
당신 have tons of papers on Harry Potter that 당신 printed off the Internet and used up the toner on.
당신 have many floppy disks full of Harry Potter stuff.
Your 책상, 데스크 area always consists of Harry Potter things. (oh, me!)
당신 made 당신 parents (or parent) read Harry Potter.
당신 constantly ask the people at Barnes and Noble when the 다음 book is coming in (ME!!!) & when Sorcerer's Stone is going to be stocked in again.
After finally getting a straight answer from these people, 당신 place a hold on the two books.
당신 try to make your eighteen 년 old friend read them and all she'll say is "Ooh! Pictures!" (Sadly, me.)
당신 go to the zoo and try to speak to the 보아 constrictor.
당신 go into the bathroom and scratch in a snake in the sink then try to make it open up.
Your 프렌즈 are always staring at your nice, long eagle feather quill, wondering why 당신 have it.
Your inkwell has spilled many times in your pack.
당신 keep going to 검색 engines, trying to find 더 많이 팬 sites.
당신 don't care much for the Scholastic site. (Me, but it's a lot better than the Animorphs and Everworld, at least. :-))
당신 want a prequel!!!
당신 want 더 많이 than seven books!!! (EVERYONE!! Well, so I don't get flamed, the opinion is varied)
당신 wonder why Ptolemy is considered a wizard 의해 J. K. Rowling. (Is he?)
당신 get excited 의해 any Greek/Roman mythology characters mentioned.
당신 saw the movie "The Haunting" & said flat out that the house was Hogwarts.
당신 got really excited when the gryffins started moving in the movie!)
당신 thought a place 당신 went with lots of trees & a lake was the moved backyard of Hogwarts.
당신 have a turban that smells weird & is a lovely shade of violet.
당신 say at the beginning of school, "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" (Maybe me, when school starts . . .)
당신 constantly sing the Sorting Hat's song and the Hogwarts song.
당신 have seven bottles. (Uh, I have blue bottles, but I doubt that counts. :-))
당신 stay away from plants with vines for fear of it being a Devil's Snare.
당신 have a mirror 당신 call "Erised."
당신 beg your parents to get 당신 an owl.
당신 want to buy a train & name it the Hogwarts Express.
당신 constantly quote characters.
당신 bug other webmistresses and webmasters of Harry Potter websites. (::grins sheepishly::)
당신 wear black robes and pointed hats.
당신 glue a compass to the dashboard of your parent's car and try to get the car to fly.
Your attemps to try to fly have gotten 당신 hurt and special appointments . . . :-)
당신 try to make the Polyjuice Potion.
당신 get an egg and try to hatch it under a toad. (I have no idea why someone would do this . . .)
당신 get a diary and never write in it.
당신 are slightly amused 의해 me. :-)
Your language arts/English teacher hands 당신 a Harry Potter poster, when, though 당신 hadn't asked, 당신 were about to . . . (ME!)
당신 scream in joy when something about Harry Potter comes on the news 또는 anyplace else.
당신 eagerly await the fight on MTV's "Death Match" that will contain the following: Harry vs. Draco; Ron vs. Scabbars; Snape vs. Neville's grandmother; 당신 get the idea . . .
당신 automatically hit anyone (even friends) if they say anything negative about Harry Potter (e.g., "Harry Potter sucks!"), & know they deserved it. (::looks around innocently, then raises her hand::)
당신 tell adults that they have to read the 책 and correct the librarian the third book does not have a "bird" on it, but a hippogriff. (I swear to everything possible, me; it just happened)
당신 dress up as a witch 또는 wizard for 할로윈 to show off your spirit. (I've been a witch for 할로윈 for nine years! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!)
당신 break your arm, then come to school saying that a big black ball hit your arm, and broke it, and then a crazy blond man tried to remove the bones. (Not me; I've never broken a bone in my life, even though I fall down every day!)
당신 say that despite the fight, 당신 and the dragon are still "good friends," then mutter about "that stupid 노래 egg."
당신 often mutter spells when a teacher/classmate annoys 당신 and 당신 aren't able to use "colorful" language. (::grins::)
Your trip(s) to the Harry Potter movie ended with a mixed reaction. (::refrains from screaming::)
당신 scare reporters 의해 sending them 팬 mail for doing a blurb about Harry.
당신 and your parents cut out every newspaper cartoon 당신 find with reference to Harry Potter (Family Circus, Close to Home, etc.).
당신 are an avid 팬 fiction writer/reader.
Any mention of Harry Potter makes 당신 scream, laugh, applaud, 또는 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 just become rather giddy.
Your 프렌즈 refer to 당신 as "that Harry Potter maniac."
당신 can name all the first Harry Potter sites that began popping up in mid-1999 (there were only ten of us!).
당신 meet someone for the first time and demand to know if they like Harry Potter; if they don't, your opinion of them drops several points.
당신 enter every Harry Potter contest available.
당신 start getting mad and begin to scream if there is any hint the 다음 book is going to take longer to come out than 당신 think it should!
당신 actually won a Harry Potter scarf from the 2001 Sears movie contest (my mom, hehe!).
당신 believe that 당신 know 더 많이 about Harry Potter than J. K. Rowling does.
당신 beg your chemistry teacher to help 당신 make a "potion" and s/he tells 당신 to be quiet because they don't want to be pestered 의해 당신 any longer (sorry, Mr. Green!).
당신 find it hilarious that your teachers work at Renaissane Faires because they look a little like the extras running around Diagon Alley in the movie.
People at school call/know 당신 의해 your Harry Potter screenname.
Anyting remotely related to Harry Potter is gold.
