50. People say that 당신 have read too much Harry Potter no matter what people say.
49, 당신 know 당신 have never read 또는 seen too much Harry Potter.
48. 당신 own all the DVDs of the Harry Potter films.
47. 당신 own all seven Harry Potter books, the two textbooks written 의해 J.K. Rowling and the Tales of the Beedle Bard.
46. Your 가장 좋아하는 책 and 영화 is Harry Potter.
45. 당신 compare everything to Harry Potter.
44. 당신 quote the novels…all the time.
43. 당신 not only quote the novels, 당신 allude to all things Harry Potter in everyday life.
42. When your friends/family see new Potter information before 당신 do, they make sure to
call 또는 이메일 당신 because they know what a 팬 당신 are.
41. People buy (or take 랜덤 pictures) 랜덤 and unusual Harry Potter things for 당신 because they know 당신 are a diehard 팬 and will appreciate it.
40. 당신 want/tried to write with a quill just to see how it would go.
39. 당신 want a 강아지 to name so 당신 can name him Padfoot.
38. 당신 learned a new skill to express your Harry Potter creativity – i.e.) deviant art, banners, drawing)
37. 당신 find yourself saying dunderhead to insult someone.
36. 당신 are absolutely sure that Sirius Radio is just an undercover extension of Harry Potter taking over the radio.
35. 당신 really want to visit Wizards Weasley Wheezes.
34. 당신 cannot go to England without going to 옥스퍼드, 옥스포드 so 당신 can see part of ‘Hogwarts.’
33. 당신 want to visit King’s 십자가, 크로스 too, to take pictures with Platform 9 ¾
32.You want an owl…
31. 당신 can pronounce ‘Hermione.’ But say it like Viktor Krum for laughs. “Herm-o-ninny!”
30. 당신 say “Lumos” to turn on the lights.
29. 당신 have referred to those less than 당신 as ‘Muggles.’
28. 당신 really wish Avada Kedavra worked…
27. 당신 would 사랑 some Veritaserum.
26. You’ve tried those Bertie Bott’s Every Flavoured 젤리 Beans made 의해 젤리 Belly just because 당신 wanted to feel 더 많이 like a wizard…although the flavours do include vomit,
잔디 and earwax.
25. 당신 celebrate Harry Potter on July 31 each year!
24.You calls mirrors ‘Erised.’
23. 당신 want a classic toy train…except it needs to look like the Hogwarts Express.
22. 당신 know which Hogwart’s House 당신 would be sorted into and regardless of stereotypes 당신 are proud of which one 당신 subscribe you.
21. 당신 call the teachers/professors 당신 do not like ‘Umbridge,’ and your boss from hell ‘Fudge.’
20. 당신 mentally connect nearly everyone 당신 meet to a) their Hogwarts house b) a Harry Potter character c) Death Eater, non-Death Eater.
19. 당신 take a strangely active interest in the lives of the characters and the actors who play them on screen.
18. Helena Bonham Carter makes 당신 Bellatrix Lestrange more-if not 사랑 her if 당신 did not before. She is perfect for the role!
17. No one can say the number 394 without 당신 smiling, laughing, 또는 start day-dreaming.
16. Your 가장 좋아하는 number is 394.
15. 당신 cry whenever 당신 hear the word ‘Always.’
14.You own/want/will buy one of the replicas of Voldemort’s horcruxes from the Noble Collection.
13. 당신 read Artemis Fowl and thought of the Goblet of Fire
12. 당신 were very happy when the 옥스퍼드, 옥스포드 English Dictionary adopted ‘Muggle’ in 2003.
11. Your Facebook, MySpace, Twitter 또는 Blog have had something Harry Potter related on it.
10. Your 프렌즈 come to 당신 with any Harry Potter 질문 because they know 당신 will know for sure.
9. 당신 really enjoy reminding all those Twilighters about the fact that Edward Cullen is being played 의해 Cedric Diggory and that the WB changed the Half-Blood Prince’s release date, the first time, as to not insult Rowling’s work being released at the same time with Meyer.
8. 당신 saw what happened to 프레드 Weasley in the Deathly Hallows and 당신 considered 글쓰기 a letter on his behalf to JKR.
A. It would go something like this “Dear J.K. Rowling, What?, WTF? Fred. xo”
7. 당신 wish someone could 사랑 당신 the way Severus loved Lily.
A. 당신 also think she’s an ungrateful b***h for treating him the way she did.
당신 want to hold it against J.K. Rowling for breaking part of your 심장 but 당신 don’t.
6. A little piece of 당신 died with Severus.
A. Actually, 당신 cried for Dumbledore, Sirius, Cedric, Hedwig, Dobby, Fred, Tonks, Lupin, and all the rest.
5. Every single time you’ve had a terrible experience in school 당신 mutter to anyone who will listen and understand, “F----- this, I’m going to Hogwarts!”
4. 당신 waited for your Hogwarts letter on your 11th birthday and 당신 are still waiting
3. 당신 had severe Post-Potter Depression after the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
A. 당신 think J.K. Rowling traumatized you. Nothing will be able to compare to its greatness
2. 당신 have gotten into arguments with people about the ‘facts’ in Harry Potter: what happened where, when, how and to whom?
1. 당신 know exactly how many books, movies, words, pages, and even chapters are in the Harry Potter series.
A. 1,090,739 words/3,363 pages/199 chapters/17 hours and 14 minutes/8 movie/7 books
