Careful Humphrey! The B bites!
Gossip Girl: # Gossip Girl has a message from the 퀸 B herself:
"Seeing as Jenny Humphrey is so fond of using Gossip Girl I thought i might leave a special message for her on here...meet me at lunch...at the steps...i have a proposal for you...."
I wonder what that's all about....i need someone on the inside to give me a scoop! xoxo Gossip Girl #
At Lunch at the steps. Blair is sitting on the steps talking to Penelope Nelly and Isabel.
B: It's the perfect plan...i know what her father is like...i've done my research...if he saw her 키싱 an older man he would freak! It'll be perfect!
P: So we get her to 가입하기 us and then we destroy her?
B: Precisely.
I: So we're taking her to Victrola? She's under age.
B: Well my boyfriend knows...the owner and Nate can get anyone past security!
I: Great...sshhh here she comes.
Jenny approaches Blair.
B: Jenny.....you made it! I didnt think 당신 would come.
J: I dont get it....yesterday 당신 hated me.
B: Well thats old news....who cares about Chuck anyway.....in fact the way 당신 did what 당신 did....it reminds me of me when i was a freshman....and i cant lose talent like that.
J: What are 당신 saying?
B: Im giving 당신 a 초 chance. 당신 can 가입하기 us. Start on a clean state.
J: Whats the catch.
B: The catch is...if 당신 refuse we'll be sure to make your life at Constance a living hell. What do 당신 say?
J: ..(she looks at all of the girls one 의해 one...) Ok...fine....im in.
B: Great...so you'll be coming out with us tonight then....we always celebrate a newbies first day?
J: Ummm i dont know...i'd have to ask my...
B: Jenny! 당신 a woman now 당신 dont need to ask permission to do things...other than permission from me...and i say your coming out with us tonight. Period.
Jenny agrees and after school they all go to Blair's house to get ready for their night out.
Later on that night, at Victrola. The girls are seated at a table.
B: Ok, so now....time for your initiation.
J: But i thought i was already in?
B: 당신 are....thats the whole point of an initiation...its the beginning of your time with us....and i'll think of something easy for you.......(she looks around the club searching for a target, she sees a middle aged man at the bar and point him out) Him.....your initiation is to go over to him and snog him....it has to last at least half a 분 but 당신 can go on longer if 당신 enjoy it!
The girls laugh.
I: Come on Jenny thats easy! I had to do worse!
B: Well if 당신 want me to think of something better, 또는 worse i can (she laughs)
J: No! I'll do it....(she gets up and walks over to the man.
B: Girls cameras on the ready i want a good shot!
Jenny approaches the man and puts her arm around him talking to him seductively, before he has a chance to respond she goes in for the kiss. Blair's 프렌즈 manage to get 사진 of the kiss. The man pushes Jenny off and is about to start shouting when Jenny runs away and returns to the table.
J: Omg omg omg! grose i cant believe i just did that! We have to leave! He's going to get me thrown out! We have to Go!
B: 당신 can go...i have what i need.
J: What?
B: I said beat it....no one messes with Blair Waldorf....what 당신 did to me the other day, posting that thing about Chuck...not only did it ruin him but it ruined me too....there was no way i was going to let 당신 get away with that...ive got what i wanted from 당신 so go GET OUT!!!
Jenny is in shock and runs out of the club.
B: Girls...make the post. I want it on Gossip Girl and on everyone's phone NOW!!! Make it quick!
10 분 later Penelope has made and sent the post to Gossip Girl with the pictures of Jenny 키싱 that man.
The post tilt read;
"Little Humphrey likes her men older....much older...and what was she doing at a club...is she even legal?"
Blair knew once Jenny's brother and father read the post she'd be in trouble!
The 다음 일 at school, news of Jenny and the mysterious man is all over school.
Serena sees Blair at the steps and approaches her.
S: B! Let me guess...you had something to do with Gossip Girls latest scandal?
B: Isn't it great...she deserved it!
S: (hands over a newspaper to Blair) B, 당신 have no idea what you've done! Jenny isn't just 키싱 a middle aged man....shes 키싱 a Deen from Yale University! Jenny has already been in to see Head Mistress Quellar...she told her everything about the initiation...she wants to see you.
B: Omg! S! I didnt know he was a Deen! Omg.....what am i going to do!? They cant prove it was me right? S! Help me!
As they are speaking Nate and Chuck are walking in to school, Nate walks towards Blair and Serena, Chuck lingers behind him.
N: Blair....what's this i hear about Jenny....did 당신 really do that?
B: Nate....i had to...i had to put her in her place!
N: Graham Parker, the Deen that 당신 made Jenny kiss...is a friend of my father's, he was at Victrola that night to visit me and say hi....and the fact that me and 당신 are seeing each other! What am i supposed to say to him...to my father! I cant believe 당신 could do something like this Blair! What kind of a person are you!
B: Nate please 당신 have to understand....
N: No Blair...i dont understand...i ...cant do this...i cant be with someone who acts so immature and especially after what 당신 did....its shameful for me to even associate myself with you...my father wouldn't allow it!
S: Nate give her a break ok....she's in enough trouble as it is....the school know everything...
N: Well 당신 should have thought about that before...its over Blair...and i'd be surprised if Yale even take a 초 look at 당신 after you've brought the integrity of one their members under disrepute.
B: No...
Nate walks off closely followed 의해 Chuck....Blair is comforted again 의해 Serena.
At assembly an announcement is made for Blair, telling her to go to the headmistress office after school.
After school. Blair goes to her appointment with H. Quellar
Q: Take a seat. (Blair sits) Well...im guessing 당신 know why 당신 are here? I never thought the 일 would come where id be disappointed 의해 one of our brightest students.....it makes me sick..knowing what you've done Miss Waldorf.
B: But I..
Q: Thats enough! You're here to listen not to speak!
There is a knock at the door before it is opened. It's Chuck.
Q: Im in a private meeting Mr Bass...i only see students with appointment...could 당신 leave please.
C: I'm afraid i cant...i have something important to talk to 당신 about.
Q: Well nothing can be 더 많이 important than what i am already discussing with this young lady so if 당신 would excuse us.
C: Actually it is....im here about the incident involving Jenny Humphrey and Deen Parker. It was me.
B: (stands up in shock) What?
Q: I beg your pardon...(looks to Blair) sit down!
C: I did it....it was my club...i let her in...i asked someone to trick her into doing it and then i took the 사진 and made the post. It was all me...Blair had nothing to do with it.
Q: And why should i believe that 당신 would do something so petty and disgusting.
C: She 게시됨 something personal about me on Gossip Girl the other day....i wanted revenge. I didnt know he was a member of Yale 대학 and i will apologise to him for the trouble i have caused him. I accept any punishment 당신 give.
B: (she walks up to him) Chuck...what are 당신 doing?
C: this has got nothing to do with 당신 Blair....you should go...this is between me and the headmistress...
B: But Chuck..you cant...
C: I said...just go...
Q: Miss Waldorf...would 당신 like to leave...i apologise for mistakenly accusing 당신 being responsible, 당신 may leave.
B: But (she looks over to Chuck....she realises there's no point in arguing so she reluctantly turns and leaves)
Later on Blair goes to Victrola to see Chuck. She finds him there with Nate. She remembers the nickname Nate told her about, The Victrola Brothers, she should have known Nate would be here...she couldn't talk to Chuck with Nate there. She notices Nate who spots her and waves her over, she approaches them and Nate gets up.
N: Blair...what are 당신 doing here...in fact im glad you're here...i wanted to....apologise....for the way i spoke to you....i was out of order and im sorry....i was just angry...its just that i got into trouble last night for inviting Deen Parker to Victrola and getting him involved in all that and then my father was angry with me because 당신 were involved....basically... im sorry for the way i spoke to you....are 당신 ok?
B: Im fine...it's ok dont worry about it...no hard feelings. (she smiles and then looks over at chuck who is watching them)
N: So...does this mean 당신 forgive me....and that we're ok?
B: Ummm i...
N: 저기요 당신 forgive me dont you?
B: Yeah i guess...
N: So we're still a couple then?
B: (she looks over at Chuck, who looks away from her) Ummm..
She knew she had to answer him fast...but what was she going to say. if she got back with Nate it meant there was no chance of her working things out with Chuck...but i she said no to Nate, she wasn't sure if Chuck was even interested in her...but why would he take the blame for her if he didnt care...she had to choose...Nate 또는 Chuck...Chuck 또는 Nate.
N: Hey...Blair...is everything ok?
B: Nate....i cant do this....i cant be with you...you're not the one i want.
N: What? What do 당신 mean....there's someone else?
Chuck can hear their conversation and looks over at them, he's shocked that she is rejecting Nate.
B: I dont really know....(she looks at Chuck) I dont know if he wants me.
N: Blair I.....I dont understand...
B: I have to go....(she walks over to Chuck) Chuck....i came here to speak to you...but there's no privacy here. ill be at home.
Later on that night. It's 2am. Blair is awoken to a knock on her window. She jumps out of 침대 and opens her window. Chuck is standing on her balcony, she is startled and lets him in to her room.
B: I didnt think you'd come
C: Well here i am.
B: What happened at school?
C: They threw me out....but before 당신 get all crazy, i dont care...i hated school...it meant nothing to me.
B: Omg Chuck! But what about college?
C: I dont do college.
B: Chuck (she hugs him) Im so sorry! 당신 shouldn't have taken the blame for me! (she lets go of him) Why would 당신 do that!?
C: Well school actually means something to you...so does Yale...they would never have taken 당신 on if you'd got thrown out for this....and anyway....you only did it to get back at her for exposing my....
B: Chuck...it's all my fault....i betrayed your trust...im so sorry (she holds onto him)
C: Well anyway (he moves towards the window) I only came to tell 당신 your in the clear with school...they think it had nothing to do with you. (he opens the window) I guess.......i'll see 당신 around Waldorf..
B: (grabs his arm) You're not going anywhere!
She kisses him and pulls him away from her window, they continue to 키스 frantically, releasing all that sexual tension that had built up since the last time they'd kissed. She may not have had the words to admit her feelings for him and neither did he, but they both knew that actions would speak much louder than words...
Blair breaks away from the 키싱 for a moment, out of breath. he is practically holding her up while leaning against her 벽 her arms are around his neck with her hands gripped in his hair...she looks into his eyes while they both breathe heavily.
B: I'm not going to let 당신 go...not this time...Chuck...i care...about you...and from this moment onwards i always will...i promise...
C: Why?
B: Because...me and you...we're one of the same...i dont think there is anyone else for us apart from ourselves...i want you......but do 당신 want me?
C: ....I think so.....im not sure....
She kisses him again.
B: (whispers) what about now?
C: (kisses her, then looks at her and smiles) That was pretty convincing...
B: Chuck? (kisses him) Was your first time special?
C: .....No.
B: Then lets pretend this is your first time...
She smiles at him, he lets go of her and she stands up on her own two feet, she drags him on to her 침대 의해 his 셔츠 collar, she lays down first and he comes up on 상단, 맨 위로 of her, his eyes locked into her the whole time.
C: Are 당신 Sure
She pulls his face towards hers and they lock lips once more, this time they would go all the way...and they did....and it was the best night of both their lives...indeed it was 더 많이 than just special.
Gossip Girl: # 베이스 has 로스트 his education but has gained a lover? Seems like a proportionate substitution right? Well Gossip Girl is signing off once again! I hope you've enjoyed the ride because this may be my last post for a long while now. i'm going on vacation! 당신 Know That I 사랑 당신 xoxo Your One and Only Gossip Girl #
Thats all for this Short Season! I Hope 당신 Liked it!! xoxo GGirl_CB4BW
Btw i have already made a detailed episode 의해 episode plan for a Season 2 of Chair Tales, i will be 글쓰기 those episodes in the coming 월 so it may be a while before they get posted.
Take Care all, and thanks so much for 읽기 all my 팬 fic!
Dont they make the PERFECT couple!?
