디즈니 프린세스 Article: My Comedic Version of Snow White and the Dwarf

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My Comedic Version of Snow White and the Dwarf

posted by percyandpotter

Note: I am not obsessed with Selena Gomez.
Other note: I know I missed some stuff and that this is an extremely shortened version. I performed this with some friends, and we didn't have enough people to do all seven dwarfs. So all there is is Grumpy.

Scene 1- The 퀸 consults her magic mirror.
Queen-Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?
Mirror-That's easy! Selena Gomez!
Queen- OTHER THAN HER!
Mirror- Then...hmm...Taylor Swift.
Queen- Why??
Mirror-According to the August issue of J-14 magazine, Selena Gomez was found the prettiest in a vote of 342 people.
Queen-Well, Selena Gomez is too far from here. I'll take my anger out on Snow White, even though she's not drop-dead gorgeous like moi.
Scene 2-The 퀸 talks with the huntsman.
Queen-I need 당신 to kill Snow White!
Huntsman-Don't 당신 want me to bring 당신 her 심장 in a box 또는 something?
Queen-Blood makes me nauseous. Just clip her toenails something. SNOW WHITE!
*Snow White enters*
Snow White-Yes, stepmother?
Queen- You're banished from the castle.
Snow White-*runs out crying*
Scene 3-Snow White runs through the forest
Snow White-I'm not scared! I laugh in the face of danger-OMG IT'S A TREE!!!!! OMG IT'S A 초 TREE!!!!!!!! *drops to the ground and curls into the fetal position*
Snow White- Where are my animal friends?
*tweet from a distance*
Snow White- THAT'S PATHETIC!
*Huntsman enters*
Huntsman- Are 당신 unconscious yet?
Snow White- No.
Huntsman- How about now?
Snow White- No.
Huntsman- Can I just clip your toenails?
Snow White- Okay! They were getting long anyway.
Scene 4-The 퀸 talks to her magic mirror.
Queen-HA HA HA! I have killed Snow White!
Mirror- Um, there's a flaw in your plan.
Queen-WHAT?
Mirror- Just because 당신 have someone's toenails doesn't mean they're dead.
Queen- Ugh. If 당신 want something done right, 당신 have to do it yourself. I'll feed her a poisoned apple...and disguise myself as an ugly hag!
Mirror- Um, but 당신 are ugly. 당신 should disguise yourself as someone pretty, like Selena Gomez.
Queen- That's a great idea! BUT I'M NOT UGLY.
Mirror- Yes, 당신 are.
Queen- WHO ASKED YOU?!?!?!?!
Scene 5- Snow White finds Grumpy's house.
Snow White- Oh, what a sweet little house! I think I'll just barge in, clean up, and use the 오븐 to make some pie.
*Grumpy approaches the house singing*
Grumpy- *Heigh ho, heigh ho, I hope no one broke into my house!*
*Grumpy enters his house, sees Snow White, and lifts up his mine pick*
Grumpy- WHO ARE 당신 AND WHAT ARE 당신 DOING IN MY HOUSE?
Snow White- I'm Snow White. I was cleaning and making pie.
Grumpy- When will the pie be ready?
Snow White- Thirty to forty-five minutes.
Grumpy- Okay then!
Scene 6- The 다음 일 at noon, Grumpy's house. Snow White is cleaning while Grumpy is in the mines*
*Queen, disguised as Selena Gomez, enters*
Queen- Hey, girlfriend!
Snow White- Selena Gomez! I'm your biggest fan!!
Queen- Thanks! Anyway, I brought 당신 an apple!
Snow White- But I don't like apples.
Queen- But this one's special.
Snow White- Okay! But first I have to go potty.
Queen- But if 당신 eat it, 당신 get a part on my show, for 'Girl eating Apple'.
Snow White- But can I go potty first?
Queen- JUST EAT THE APPLE!
Snow White- *takes a bite* I...am...dying...I'M TOO YOUNG TO-*dies*
*Grumpy approaches the house singing*
Grumpy- *Heigh ho, heigh ho, I hope nobody died!* *sees Selena Gomez exiting the house, walking onto a cliff* Selena Gomez! Can I have your autograph?
Queen- Um, sure. Just let me find a pen...
Grumpy- Here's one! On the ground! *Reaches for it, causing the 퀸 to twist around, lose her balance, and fall off the cliff* SELENA! Oh no, what am I going to tell David Henrie? *goes back to house and sees Snow White* Oh no! The cleaning lady! Who's going to make me pie and fix the toilet?
*Prince enters*
Grumpy- PRINCE! WAKE HER UP, WAKE HER UP!
Prince- Alright. *Leans in close to Snow White, Puts his hands on her shoulders* WAKE UP! WAKE UP! (nothing happens) Yup, she's dead alright. *turns to leave*
Grumpy- *grabs his leg to prevent him from leaving* NO! 키스 her! 키스 her! I want pie!
Prince- NO WAY, MIDGET!
*REAL Selena Gomez enters*
Selena- I know what she needs! *gives her "theater kisses", an air 키스 on each cheek*
Snow White- OMG!!! SELENA GOMEZ!!!
Selena- I knew it.
Scene 7- Mirror wondered what was taking the 퀸 so long, and magically transported to her broken body*
Mirror- *sobs*
Queen- Stop crying! I'm only injured!
Mirror- BUT THEY CANCELED WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE!! *sobs*
Queen- *flops back down*
FADE OUT

Chatleen, MagicPrincess and 7 others like this

firegirl1515 ROTFLMAO Hystarical- you should take a video of the performance and put it in the videos section of the spot. (Oh, and did they seriously cancel Wizards of Waverly Place?)

madisonsavanna Lol this is awesome :D [i]Heigh ho, heigh ho, I hope nobody died[/i] I loled at that

princesslullaby HAHAHAHAHAHAHA "Huntsman- Are you unconscious yet? Snow White- No. Huntsman- How about now? Snow White- No." Prince- Alright. *Leans in close to Snow White, Puts his hands on her shoulders* WAKE UP! WAKE UP! (nothing happens) Yup, she's dead alright. *turns to leave* LOL! I wish that was the prince in the real movie... This was hilarious! please write more!

percyandpotter @ firegirl1515- no, they didn't really cancel it.

firegirl1515 ^^Oh okay. I was about to go tell my friend so she could jump with joy (she hates Selena Gomez).

DreamyGal LMAO

mathrox rotflol.

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Why I 사랑 Aurora

posted by sweetie-94

Today I'll focus on why I love Aurora

Today it's 5 days until my birthday and today I'll focus on my 5th 가장 좋아하는 DP aswell as the POTM Aurora and why I 사랑 her
Previous 기사 in the series:
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Even though Aurora has been moving down my list a little bit lately I still 사랑 her very much

I 사랑 her kind of suspicious look when the 요정 are planning her birthday party, she seems to sort of know what they're up to

I 사랑 how dreamy she is, she almost constantly talks about the prince she met in her dreams, this leads me to something else that I 사랑 about her, how femenine she is, she's basically a...

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Why I 사랑 Tiana

posted by sweetie-94

Starting the countdown to my birthday with my least 가장 좋아하는 princess Tiana

Starting the countdown to my birthday with my least favorite princess Tiana

Today it's 13 days left until I turn 20 and there are 13 디즈니 Princesses so to make it less boring to wait I decided to do a countdown with a help of the 디즈니 Princesses, each 일 I'll make an 아이콘 and a collage of one of the princesses and write a "Why I Love" 기사 of that princess, it'll be in order from my least 가장 좋아하는 princess to my 가장 좋아하는 princess and on my birthday I'll do a Getting To Know 기사 with a picture of me and you'll decide if I look younger 또는 older than 20 또는 if I look like 20

Anyway, even though Tiana is my least 가장 좋아하는 디즈니 Princess I still 사랑 her

I love...

My 상단, 맨 위로 13 Princesses List.

posted by PrincessVT

Oh and I'm not new... this was just my first list... I was at Hiatuslandia!

So I dedcided to not rush this time and get straight to the point since the whole entire town got rouge on me... I remember it like it was yesterday.

"Put 더 많이 words! 당신 have horrible reasons!" says 랜덤 female 팬팝 member.

"Never!" says the beautiful me... I sweep kick which drops the female popper on the ground.

"We'll kill the frog..."

So I was forced to make it 더 많이 descriptive.

13. Belle

Belle is just too average and plain for me, I know tons of girls who like to read 판타지 책 like Harry Potter and such. She's...

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Princess Ariel

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Reviewing Songs; Tangled, Part 2!

posted by avatar_tla_fan

Well, it's about time I made part 2 of this article. Anyways, please keep in mind that this is my opinion, and we may disagree, so respect my opinion and I'll respect yours.

Enjoy the article!

Healing Incarnation
Even though it's quite short and basically sounds different every time Rapunzel sings it, I still included it, because there's ONLY 2 other songs, and one of them is a reprise! (I also included one other song too, we'll get to it later.) Anyways, I really like this song. It shows a nice soft side to Rapunzel's voice, which I like. Its a really sweet and charming song overall, but...

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A Rapunzel and Merida fanfic, Part 2!

posted by avatar_tla_fan

"So, would 당신 mind explaining more?" Rapunzel asked Merida.

"There isn't much 더 많이 to say. They won't find us, don't worry."

Don't worry? Did she sense that I was worried?

Merida sat down.

"So, old friend."

"So, um, what? I don't really have anything to say."

Merida smiled at Rapunzel for a second, like her was about to laugh.

Then she turned away.

Rapunzel tapped Merida's shoulder.

"Get your hand off of me!" Merida exclaimed.

Rapunzel fell over, extremely alarmed.

"I'm, I'm sorry." Merida said.

"It's.. Okay." Rapunzel responded.

They heard a noise.

"WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?! RUN!" Merida exclaimed....

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My Updated 디즈니 Princess List

posted by RapunzelAnna

I've noticed I haven't made an 기사 in a while so I decided to do an 기사 on my updated princess list cause my list has changed after re-watching the movies! oyee and this list includes Anna and Elsa

13.Merida:I honestly feel guilty putting her last, its not like I don't admire her I do in fact I <3 her movie but then again I don't relate to her character as much and Merida's not my type but I have to admit she's drop dead gorgeous!!!! link

12.Snow White: Snow White is the princess who started it all, I absolutely 사랑 her and I'm having a hard time choosing my placements. I just feel...

let it go lyrics

posted by amnakhan44

Let it go, let it go
Can’t hold 당신 back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn my back and slam the door

The snow blows white on the mountain tonight
Not a footprint to be seen
A kingdom of isolation and it looks like I’m the queen
The wind is howling like the swirling storm inside
Couldn’t keep it in
Heaven knows I try

Don’t let them in, don’t let them see
Be the good girl 당신 always had to be
Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know
Well now they know

Let it go, let it go
Can’t hold 당신 back anymore
Let it go, let it go,
Turn my back and slam the door
And here I stand
And here I’ll stay
Let it...

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My Dream Life:) (RapunzelAnna)

posted by RapunzelAnna

I loved the 기사 about the dream life so I decided to make one

1. I would change my name to Rapunzel it seems like a beautiful name

2.I Want rapunzels skills shes really talented and I 사랑 HER

3. I want rapunzels mother the real one not mother gothel 또는 I would like jasmines father

4.i want Rapunzel as my best friend were so alike she would be fun to hang out with as we both share the same hobbies and dream

5.i want Eugene as my boyfriend Eugene supports Rapunzel and hes soo charming I just <3 또는 알라딘

6.i want belles dance with the beast its so romantic I 사랑 how they're both 로스트 away...

디즈니 프린세스

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디즈니 프린세스

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디즈니 프린세스

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디즈니 confessions

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DP Clipart

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The Ordinary Princesses Part 1

posted by sweetie-94

It's been a while since I last wrote a 팬 fiction so I decided to try again with two 팬 fictions, this one is called the Ordinary Princesses and the other one will be called The Special Girls

This is what The Ordinary Princesses is about:
11 girls from our world are taken to 11 different kingdoms to become raised 의해 royal parents because their own parents can't take care of them. None of the princesses knows that they're from the real world, but they know that they act weird since people looks at them in a weird way

You'll learn the rest of the story as I write more, but anyway hope you'll enjoy...

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The Lives of a 디즈니 Princess: Part 6

posted by disneygirl7

"WHAT?" 재스민 속, 재 스민 shoots up from the chair she was sitting in.
The girls all stare at Philip, then as what he said begins to sink in, they all get thrown into a frenzy.
"Stop! Stop! Stop" Belle had to shout several times before she can make herself heard "This is no time to panic, we have to figure out what's going on!"
"Yes," Pocahontas agreed "Tell us more, Philip."
"We were packing our bags, and I went out of the room to get something. When I came back, Aurora was gone!" Philip said.
"Um, is there a clue to where she could've gone?" Rapunzel asked.
"Have ye thought about the possiblity that she...

ursula

posted by justgrac

A young Vanessa took her first swim into her new classroom. With her mershirt (no seashells till she get s 14 says her mother. Her dark purple tail swished back and forth as she sat in her 책상, 데스크 . of course heads turned how can a girl be so pretty in the fifth grade. Long dark hair and wow what a mershirt. She got that allot and she didn't really mind. Her best friend Athena swam in. "Athena!' said Vanessa she hoped up and the two girls hugged. Her red hair bounced around. 'oh my gosh guess what this 년 we can take electives isn't that awesome" said Vanessa. "I'm taking 음악 class what about...

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Melody's Nanny Chapter 10

posted by faya27

Chapter 10

The school Principal, who was about to pack his papers for the day, was surprised to see Ariel and three children walking up to his desk. Seeing that they have to tell him something important, he kindly allowed them seats (and lollipops for the children). When Ariel and the kids detailed him about many episodes of bullies mocking Melody, his face was filled with compassion and sympathy. The kids gave him the names of the bullies he requested so he can call their parents.

"Don't worry, I'll make sure that 당신 won't shed another tear," he said to Melody.

"Thanks, sir," said Melody, softly...

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Melody's Nanny Chapter 4

posted by faya27

Chapter 4

After Ariel waved goodbye to Eric and Melody, she carefully crossed the 거리 to meet up with her brother. Her sandy-colored haired brothers was holding a carton of 우유 that he bought from the Deli.

"Ariel, what was going on? Who was that man 당신 were talking to?" 가자미, 넙치 asked.

"I was trying to save his daughter," Ariel explained.

"Really?" 가자미, 넙치 asked.

"It's a long story," said Ariel. As they walk away from the Deli, Ariel told 가자미, 넙치 the details of the story such as saving Melody, standing up to Eric, and a 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 with them. When she finished, 가자미, 넙치 was amazed. That was a...

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Getting to know MadameLee

posted by MadameLee

Call me Anne. I wouldn't say my age because 당신 would be embarrassed but think older then Elsa. I loved the 90s princess (Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, and Mulan) since I identify with them a lot. When I was in elementary&High school I did get bullied but that's a long time 이전 now. I 사랑 some of the 기사 I have read here on this site specifically the ones arguing about 신데렐라 not waiting around for a Prince to save her. Did 당신 know that it took from the 1800s to the 1912 before Snow White's and Cinderella's respective stories overlapped? And in the 1913 some guy who had the last name Powers who would later help 디즈니 with Steamboat Willie made his own film version of Snow White and borrowed the True 사랑 키스 from either Grimms' Briar Rose 또는 Perrault's Beauty in the Woods.