Episode 04 | Aired Jul 21, 2013

Dex and Deb get a crash course in extreme therapy: Here's 8 things we learned
의해 James Hibberd @ EW





This week Dr. Vogel continued to work her dark creepy magic on 덱스터 and Debra, trying to get them to accept their past deeds and feel generally okay about mercilessly killing people. The episode, aptly titled "Scar Tissue," is basically one big therapy session, climaxing with Debra taking her treatment into her own hands and 덱스터 having a breakthrough while trying to murder The Brain Surgeon.

With our Comic-Con coverage on the front burner this weekend (here's what happened at the 덱스터 panel), we're going to keep this recap short and bittersweet. Here's 8 things we learned Sunday night:

1. Quinn passed the sergeants test: In the 85th percentile, no less. We're surprised too. "I've never been this happy to get back a positive test," Quinn says. Yet deputy chief Matthews is putting pressure on 바티스타 to give the stripes to Miller instead. Something about Miller scoring higher -- not to mention seeming like a competent professional who isn't about to bury her face in strippers and booze on any given weekend. Sorry Quinn, we're siding with Matthews on this one.

2. The Big Bad is a cable TV installer. Dex snooped around the house of Yates, one of Vogel's former patients who now is a "bundler." And here we thought it doesn't take a brain surgeon to work at a cable company (sorry). Not only has he had brain surgery himself at Dr. Vogel's recommendation (a little detail that 당신 would think would have sprung to mind sooner for Dr. Vogel), but he also keeps an assortment of women's shoes in his 집 taken from his victims (Dexter Head-Smacking Implausibility of the Week Alert: If Yates is so paranoid that he's installed cameras all through his house, why wouldn't he at least keep his collection of hugely incriminating 신발류, 신발 in his secret rooms instead of in his regular closet?). Yates finds out Dex and Vogel are onto him and skips town, leaving behind only a half-dead victim and a diagram showing how he kills people in case anybody searching his house wasn't 100 percent certain of his guilt.

3. 덱스터 has a cute neighbor. Hi Cassie. Run Cassie. Seriously, just stay out of this show, it's bad news. 당신 seem entirely too normal to be a 사랑 interest for 덱스터 Morgan.

4. Masuka has a daughter! A college-age hottie shows up at Miami Metro and Vince is startled to learn she's his daughter -- and she even has the same laugh. This raises a few questions: Would a woman really pick Masuka out of the sperm donor catalog and go "That one!"? And can kids from sperm donors really show up on their biological parent's doorstep like that? (Seeing conflicting things online, but it sounds like, yes, it is possible if Masuka chose to be an open donor). Another thought: What if Masuka and his daughter had met in a bar a 월 ago? ... Yeah, scary right? Accidental incest is one of the dangers of sperm donation, as pointed out 의해 no less a 출처 than Cracked.com.


6. Quinn is hung up on Debra and isn't that into Jamie. How many hints does Batista's little sister need? Now Quinn is beating up cops at a bar restaurant to defend his ex-gf's honor while he's on a 날짜 with Jamie. And to us viewers his feelings are even 더 많이 obvious when he tells Debra "things are so easy with you, with Jamie things keep getting tripped up." As if things are not getting tripped up because of his longing for his ex-girlfriend.

7. 덱스터 has emotions (if muted). There was a lot of back and forth on this between 덱스터 and Dr. "Trust me you're dead inside" Vogel. Dex discovers when Yates uses his dying father as a distraction to escape getting caught that he could never use a family member in such a fashion and therefore Vogel is wrong about him. Granted, 덱스터 is setting the bar pretty low for himself, but we're siding with him anyway -- 덱스터 knows his feelings and seems pretty certain about them. Yet when it comes to Debra, the doctor might be right that---

8. Debra will always choose Dexter. After being haunted 의해 the idea that she should have shot 덱스터 last season, Vogel helps her realize that she would still make the same choice today. She learns this in a pretty dramatic fashion after 덱스터 admits during their drive that their father killed himself due to guilt over Dex's slayings. She turns into a literal Dark Passenger for 덱스터 의해 grabbing the wheel driving the car into a lake (the crash was pretty great). Debra is rescued 의해 a fisherman, then goes back and pulls out an unconscious 덱스터 rather than letting him die. (I'm pretty sure it's not a spoiler to reveal that 덱스터 didn't just die here in the fourth episode of the final season).

Bonus! Set-visit factoids: "It's sort of the last straw," Jennifer Carpenter explained to EW on the set about why she drives the car into the lake. "It's yet one 더 많이 person she cared about [who died because of Dexter]. Sometimes 당신 can't calculate something, it's a visceral response. At her core, she loves him, at her core, she needs him ... if you're 메리다와 마법의 숲 enough to 사랑 all-out in your life, there are people that are clearly not healthy choices for 당신 that your body your 심장 당신 will [go] to them again and again."

The 덱스터 team actually shot a scene that directly follows their reemergence from the water (it's not part of 다음 week's episode) showing Debra dragging 덱스터 back to the 육지, 쇼 어 and giving him mouth-to-mouth to revive him. Surprised it wasn't included since it gives a believable and non-romantic excuse to show Deb and Dex locking lips. But the image of the Morgans being "re-born" out of the water is pretty strong too.