“Did 당신 know that Yagami spelled backwards says ‘I’m a gay’?”

“Explain to me the logic behind MelloxNear, and I’ll give 당신 a million bucks.”

“Does 엘 ever change his clothes, 또는 is he just that crazy for giant white shirts and jeans? Really, wtf is up with that?...”

“The 질문 we all want answered: is Mello 또는 girl, 또는 does he just have really bad PMS?”

“Why did Light have to make everything so damn complicated? It wasn’t like we couldn’t tell he was gonna lose in the end… oh, did I just spoil something for you? Sorry… not.”

“Raise your hand if 당신 also...