Caption Contest #1

renrae Comment on this picture with captions. they should be in script format. Example: Edward: Hi, Bella Bella: Hi, Edward. Hopefully yours will be wittier than that. If a character is thinking something, then post it with // forward slashes. Example: Edward://That is a nice shade of blue.// The caption contest will be updated every saturday if all goes well.

LadyLilith Bella:[Sniff sniff] What's that smell? Edward:...The scent...of my skin.....yeahhhhhh... Bella: Huh...kinda stinks.

spikes_girl I always take a long time with caption contests :) I'm gonna have to think on this one.

Spotty_Vision21 Edward: I can't believe it... I spent forever finding the right shade for my lips, what do you mean it's too dark?

Myf_1992 oh I like that one ^^^^^

AgentCoop Edward: I love you. Bella: I love you, too, nearly-inanimate vampire boy! Edward: I was talking to the pickup truck.

Kaidi *Bella is in the car* Edward: Hello, my love. Bella: Hi, Edward! You know, I was just gonna go to see Jacob, but there seems to be something wrong with my truck. *scratches her head* Edward: Uh...Bella, the steering-wheel is missing. Bella: Riiiight. Yeah! I knew that! Totally! *hopes out of the car* But how did this happen?! I mean, who would do such thing?! Edward: Umm...yeah...about that... -*- Ha, it's the first time ever I'm doing anything like this. Not the best, but at least it's something :D

Asvini Bella: Dude, you can stare at my boobs like that all day, but unless you ditch the sparkles it wont stop people calling you gay.

renrae These are all great.

Myf_1992 Bella: what do you mean you think my truck's a pice of shit?...Edward? Edward: //hmm, would you look at that, I can see my own lips...//

katiecain Kaidi, I totally was gonna put something about that but couldn't think of anything! Love it XD

laureng114 Edward: Stephenie, wait! I mean Bella! I'm confused. Can you explain how I am a stalker just one more time. I feel like I'm almost getting it...

Cinders Edward: I'm pretty, I'm cool. I dominate this school. Who am I? Just guess. Bella: ... Wanna touch my chest?

xXSweeneyXx Edward: I think we're wearing the same lipstick.

XChatterbox14x wow these are all brill :

xiclex Bella: How did you get a hold of my lipstick?! Edward:.....I....found it? Bella: Can I have it back? Edward:*wimper*....but I...but I like it... the color is so annoying. >:{( *grabs kitten cookie and flame-thrower* heheh >:{D

snoznoodle BREAKING NEWS! Rich Sparklepyre sees crappy truck and begins to question his feelings. Edward: Maybe I should just eat her after all.

renrae LOL, snozdoodle. EDIT: Woah, I typo'ed your name. I know it's snoznoodle.

OCFan123 Oh man, this might suck but... Bella: Why are you so upset Edward? Edward: Someones stole my lip-gloss! Bella:...What? Edward: Someone stole my lip-gloss! Noooo! This cant be true! I can't be the beautiful-sparkling-handome-talented wondeful me without it. Bella:..........I dont think we should go out anymore. Edward: What, why? Bella: Because your gay and you sparkle.

renrae It's more fair for everybody to have one each, because if you have more than one entry it's easier to win. But i like it. You should try to pick which one you want entered.

snoznoodle Ah fair enough. I reckon the fairy princess one applies anytime. *deletes*

frylock243 Bella: what do you mean my bum looks fat in these jeans?

kayleebabee Edward//I am workin that pout mahn oohhh cheeseburgers thats what she smells like mmmm.... cheeseburgers// Bella: umm Edward.. Edward:you smell like cheeseburgers babe Bella: ...? ooooooooookkkaay then just get out of my house mother f****r.

momo0231 this is going to be so bad but... Bella: Edward i just asked you a simple math question! Edward: it's too hard! give me another one. Bella: but this is the only proublem i don't have! *screams to the sky* what is 2+2!?!?!?!?