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Better Vamps than Edward Series: This Kid

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Cinders This is the first in a series of "Better Vampires than Edward Cullen." This one is entitled "A Child" or "This Kid." More to come. For the record, I will not be doing popular characters like Angel, Lestat, Blade, etc because it's been done. I'm going for the more obscure... Showing that even people like children make better vamps than Edward. Reason This Kid is a better vampire than Edward Cullen: Commitment to mythology (Dracula).

Plenilunio At least he's got fangs...

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랜덤 little rant on Bella.

posted by monLOVEbrucas

Bella Sawn.... Hmmm.

If my bestfreind has loved me, kissed me, tried to ruin my relationship with my boyfriend, i wouldn't be all cool with him loving my child.... including because she's young and his old.
Bella didn't react properly.
I wanted her to get really mad, i wanted Jacob to be banned from seeing Nessie, not have 10 분 go by, and his aloud to hold her again.

They say 당신 dont choose love, 사랑 choose's you.
I believe in that but Reneseme, didn't get a choice? Somehow this imprinting thing assumes the person the wolfs are going to fall inlove with are going to 사랑 them back?

In twilight saga this is the thing i do not understand 또는 get no matter how much i try...
and I just felt the need to let that out LOL even though i have so much 더 많이 i would like to let out.

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Twilight... The Right Way

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

This 기사 may be offencive to a lot of Twihards. Viewer disgrettion is advised

Edward: Bella,I'm dangerous, stay away.
Bella: But Edward, I 사랑 you!
Edward: Me too, but I'm dangerous, so 당신 have to stay away from me
Bella: But Edward, you're the 사랑 of my life! We have to be together!
Edward: Fear me and my sparkiling skin! *takes off shirt*
Bella: Wait a second, 당신 sparkle?
Edward: Isn't it frightening?
Bella: No. Sorry to break it to ya Edward, but it's gay
Edward: I kissed Emmet one time...
Bella: How old are you?
Edward: 100
Bella: Eeew! Aren't there laws about 100 년 olds and 17 년 olds...

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It's finally happened: A vampire book worse than Twilight (spoilers)

posted by classicalexpert

It's called "Daughter of Darkness" 의해 V.C. Andrews.

This book was just aweful. It's about a 17 년 old vampire girl named Lorelie Patio (Mary Sue alert!) whos only purpose in life is to be her Daddy's sex slave. This book is filled with shallow evaluations of beauty, anti feminism, poor morals, and disgusting turn of events.

Lorelie has three sisters who are manipulated and emotionally abused 의해 their father. The worst thing about it is that it's never seen as a bad thing. It's disguised as fatherly love. None of the characters recognize the manipulation 또는 abuse. 당신 have to read between the...

Good Job! But is it your job to explain?

posted by RonGetYourWand

This is under 'opinion' so please don't send any hate, it's just a though I had.

I have read various explainations both on this site and others about things antis point out as plot holes. (Ex: Renessme, Imprinting, Vampire Transformation, ect.) And I think that it's great that some people do think it through and don't just take it because it is what was written. What I don't understand is why 당신 should have too.

In my mind, when an author creates a story with a new 또는 different breed of creature they should explain it atleast to some degree.

I'm not saying she needs to explain every little thing,...

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100 Reasons why Twilight Suck

posted by XxGigglesxX

1. Twilight is the product of an immature writer. It reads like something out of my notebook from freshman year.
2. The only difference between Twilight and fanfiction.net is marginally better grammar.
3. And even that isn’t so great sometimes. English major fail.
4. I’ve read fanfiction that is lightyears better than Twitripe.
5. The prose is purple amethyst! Deep, luscious, dazzling amethyst that scintillates and glitters incandescently in the sun!
6. Not to mention, it’s also insanely repetitive.
7. THESAURUS ABUSE! Fancy words are not necessarily better words.
8. The storyline is trite and...

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Twilight = Epic Fail (Title of YouTube Video)

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Why this hater doesn't like Twilight.....

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Visions, and how different characters use them...

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Twilight Funny Pictures

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My Letter to Stephanie Meyer

posted by TriaRose

Dear Ms. Meyer,

Hi. I’m Tria. It’s nice to meet you. As 당신 have probably guessed, I am 글쓰기 to 당신 concerning your series known as “The Twilight Saga.” If you’ll forgive me for being rude, I’d like to be blunt.

You fail.

Again, apologies for my rudeness. If you’ll allow me, I’m going to back up this assumption of your literary failure.

Let’s start with the plots, looking at each book individually, and then the 책 as a whole.
Twilight: Barely has a plot. The book is 300 또는 so pages of nothing happening besides mooning on about Edward and his eyes. Then 당신 throw in three...

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Are the Cullens good heroes/heroines?

posted by MCRTS

After 읽기 the post "Bella as a heroine should be illegal" 의해 bendaimmortal, it got me thinking. Obviously, no-one would consider Bella 백조 a heroine. If 당신 do, 당신 have got a really great deal of imagination, 또는 a warped sense of the world. Because, and I'm sure most Twilight 팬 would agree, the girl didn't do anything at all. Save being overly dramatic and being the damsel in distress.

What about the Cullens then? What about Carlisle, Alice, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett? What about He-Who-Sparkles-In-Broad-Daylight? Would they be considered heroes/heroines?

No.

I say that the Cullens...

The Twilight Saga as a Subconscious Retelling of a Family Drama: The Real Story

posted by songwave

Note: It’s important for me to communicate that I don’t know the author of Twilight 또는 her family personally and I do not intend them any insult; this 기사 is purely academic speculation inspired 의해 a story which will remain a timeless work of art. It is the emotional accessibility of the work which makes commentary such as this possible. I may be projecting the whole thing… But that’s exactly why Twilight is so successful, because it invites us so welcomingly into the story!

Every 팬 knows the story of the Twilight Saga.
There are many theories as to what makes the story such a pop-culture...

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Bye Twilight. It was fun while it lasted.

posted by AliceHaleCullen

Soo, I read Twilight in 2005 and seriously thought it was the best thing I'd ever read, and never thought I'd read anything better. How young and stupidly naive I was!

When I first bought it, it was treasured, as were New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn & all the money wasting merchandise I purchased to. But over the past 2 years, I've seen the 팬 base grow and grow and GROW into something that is just pretty hectic and down right ridiculous.

I personally feel sorry for the cast, especially Robert Pattinson. Poor guy, can't even walk out his front door without being mobbed. There's such thing...

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Six 가장 좋아하는 Twilight Characters

posted by OCFan123

Disclaimer: The 제목 of the 기사 may seem to be a bit strange, as most of my 기사 that I have 게시됨 on here are usually issues I have with the Twilight Saga, but I decided that myself as an anti, wanted to write about things I actually do like about the series. Guarantee, I actually do think Stephanie Meyer did create some characters in this series, and I just wanted to list my 상단, 맨 위로 8. This will be in no particular order.
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Jasper Hale

If hypothetically, I were to meet the Cullen, I would think that Jasper would be the only one I probably be remotely afraid of in any sort of way. Or...

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Renesmee and Jacob in a Leaked Breaking Dawn Trailer (Parody)

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A hilarious BD spoof. Jacob is hungry for Renesmee's love...and a McFlurry, :P

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Twilight Saga- Take it off

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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Review: Rotten Tomatoes Show

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Twilight vs Dead Until Dark

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The Twilight Saga: The Plot Holes That Never Were

posted by cassie-1-2-3

I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but 더 많이 often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would 뱀파이어 go to high school?”, 또는 “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, 또는 can be logically theorized. These are usually followed 의해 “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, 또는 “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, 또는 my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...

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