Bella and 늑대 jacob

AHHHH! I just got my C.A.T. Medel! YAAAY! To celebrate, I decided to write an 기사 about Breaking Dawn, since im not in school today!
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Okay. So I first got Breaking Dawn when I was a twi-hard fan, and I couldnt wait to read it! I was sure it would be great!
Boy, was I wrong.
The book was horrible. Just flat out horrible. I mean, I have read a lot of 책 in my life than were not good, but this took the cake. Everything was just "blah"
I mean...characters were out of character, there was hardly even a plot, and I felt like I was 읽기 a cheap horror novel. I mean, through the whole thing...

I would like to note that anne 쌀 wrote the entire series before Meyer in case any idea's that anne 스톨, 훔친 it from stephanie __________________________________________________



1. The character louis thinks he deserves to be in hell....hmmmm sound familar to another vampire?Edward perhaps

2.Animal Blood can be drank 의해 뱀파이어 but they prefer human blood in Interview with a Vampire AND Twilight soon followed this way

3. The 뱀파이어 skin dazzles humans apparently....Which is a lot like the sparkling skin that the cullens posess

4. There are immortal children in both of the books. The unnamed children...

*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean..same with my Twilight fangirl article*

1) If 당신 know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" 의해 Antsy Pantsy
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5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him...

I felt like 글쓰기 this 기사 after 읽기 a fellow ex-CAT member's 기사 on Twilight haters. I also had a 'talk' with another ex-CAT member.

"4) Twi-haters, this isn’t a hater 또는 anti spot. Don’t abuse it. Do not make personal attacks against Stephenie Meyer 또는 her fans, and don’t throw nasty 또는 immature insults at Twilight. This is supposed to be “Critical Analysis of Twilight”, not “Mindless Bashing of Twilight”."
~Dearheart link

"And Twi-haters – it’s okay to poke Twilight and be deliciously witty and sarcastic...but don’t get nasty. There is a fine line between...

In my opinion Bella cannot do anything but whinge I have got here a direct quote from SM's Eclipse,
"Whenever I talked about jacob, His tawny eyes seemed to get a little bit darker my voice turned pleading in response."
Translation: Pleading = whiny
When Edward Leaves in new moon she goes into a "deep depression" I.e is so hung up on Edward that when he leaves she practically goes insane, and yet she still does not place the blame firmly where it belongs at Jasper Hales gaddamned door and he was all like 저기요 are we cool? I would have been like No way get away from me 당신 freak 당신 tried to kill...

We have a discussion on the 포럼 here about noteworthy things in twilight. I picked Angela, and now I realize that Jessica is noteworthy, too.


We'll start with Jessica!Hate. Besides Lauren, Jessica is probably the most hated human friend that Bella has. Reasons Twilighters give for this are 'Jessica is a brat', 'she ignores her in book two', 'she's too hyper', and 'i just don't like her'. Some of those are just ridiculous. 'Jessica is a brat'. How? How is Jessica a brat? Answer: She isn't. 'she ignores bella in book two' I'll elaborate on this one later, because it's pretty big. 'shes...

If 당신 have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into 기사 포럼 thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.

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One 일 Bella fell over while being chased 의해 Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and said - "Edward, what are 당신 doing? 당신 know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"

"Yes, but don't tell Bella...

Is it just me 또는 is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. 다음 she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack 당신 rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes 당신 guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'

1.thou shalt wear gold contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade 또는 크랜베리, 적갈색 주스 (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when 당신 are screaming it at his...

I 게시됨 this a couple other spots, but I would really like to know anti-twilight/neutral 팬 opinions. I sort of ranted on the subject, but I think my intent is pretty clear. I'd 사랑 to read 코멘트 if 당신 have any, 또는 당신 can just skip this 기사 :)

This is sort of an informal rant/observation.

We all know that New Moon is about tragedy and the loss of 사랑 and the aftermath. Edward left Bella. But why did he leave her?

Since New Moon is being adapted into a feature length film, I've been seeing alot of 질문 and accusations reguarding Edward's absense.

Examples:
- Jacob's better...

Hey ya kittens! I was wondering in how many words could I write Twilight giving the same character development as Meyer and saying obviously the main plot so don’t bash…I had a lot of fun doing it XDD It’s not to offend anyone but think about it trees could have been saved if Meyer had stuck with this version.

So on with reading

Hi! My name is Bella Swan, I’m moving to Forks because I want to leave my mom with his new boyfriend live happily ever after although I hate where my father leaves. Forks it’s a rainy state and so I’m in an airplane to go to it.

When I arrive there’s my...

Hello, 고양이 and newcomers to the CAT! Don’t worry, none of 당신 are in trouble 또는 anything; I just feel that things have gotten a teensy bit out of hand, so I’m 글쓰기 this as a reminder to all of 당신 before it gets worse.

Newcomers, if 당신 haven’t already, link It’s very important that people follow them so that we can keep this spot from turning ugly.

For those of 당신 who’ve already read them, let’s review Rule 5:

Make sure the material 당신 제출하기 stays true to the spirit of this spot. Whether it’s a soapbox, image, video, etc...please make sure it doesn’t have excessive language,...

1) Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.

2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended 당신 and why 당신 find it offensive. If it’s something serious 또는 happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back 당신 up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.

3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward 또는 gush about how amazing the Twilight...