Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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posted by kayleebabee
Is it just me 또는 is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. 다음 she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack 당신 rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes 당신 guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'

1.thou shalt wear gold contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade 또는 크랜베리, 적갈색 주스 (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when 당신 are screaming it at his public appearances and in the middle of the night when 당신 are asleep.
4.thou shalt only eat with forks (as in.. well 당신 all know what it symbolises.. hopefully) even 수프 good luck with that.
5.thou shalt be commited to a mental hospital
6. thou shalt be a spinster forever
7.thou shalt not go to 침대 without 읽기 a chapter of one of our bibles
8.thou shalt be scary
9.thou shalt drink 8 galleons of water every 일 because of yuour drooling over robert pattinson
10.thou shalt 키스 all of your twilight merchandise 300000000000000000001 times a day.

(5-10 are my own lolage)

I mean I used to be a twihard but not anymore as that is crosssing the line from sanity to insanity in a huge leap!
I mean soon there will be churches preaching the huge sack of dog vomit and they will sing hymns about how sexy and great the cullens are and they will have four bibles twilight,new moon, eclipse and Barfing dawn (sorry meant breaking dawn!)
당신 know the painted glass with pics of 예수님 and god and all holy people that 당신 get in churches well in the twi-church It will be the cullens and mebbe Jacob.
Iknow this sounds scary but it is true some twifans have 로스트 what little dignity and brain cells they had left in their bodies 의해 soing Cullenism!
but since this is turning into a book I'll leave it at that.
If 당신 agree with me Please say why in 코멘트 and if 당신 dont please say whay in comments
thank 당신
I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but 더 많이 often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would 뱀파이어 go to high school?”, 또는 “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, 또는 can be logically theorized. These are usually followed 의해 “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, 또는 “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, 또는 my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...
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Contains strong language. It's not an anti video if 당신 don't mind the lulz.
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*Most I made up, a few I admit I saw on a video but I stated these ways in my own words so it is therefore not plagiarism*

1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete 늑대인간 have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise,...
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I think this spot and the majority of it's members have worked to ensure that when we talk about things we dislike about the series it's things we feel strongly about 또는 have an actual point to make, not just mindless hating and that when we poke fun we try to keep an eye on the line between fun mockery and plain rudeness, even though that line can be debatable 또는 hard to see. Still, there are some cases when I can see 팬 feeling left out, singled out 또는 wanting out completely, and I don't like that. Part of the problem is something us antis can't really help with, which is that not many...
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I'm just sayin' Bella is one of the worst role 모델 ever when it comes to love, sex and life choices and should not have allowed to be published in any shape 또는 form. I mean, when she's made the heroine of the story and marketted at teenage girls.

1. She's obsessively in 사랑 with a control freak stalker.

Unfortunately it seems the vast majority of the Twilight fangirls are too with the very same freak.

2. She wants him so bad that she'll abandone everyone else she loves so that she could be with him. Even when it means she'll practically have to become a blood-drinking corpse.

(The movie 'Eclipse'...
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I felt a compelling need to write this 기사 because recently I have found myself 더 많이 constantly thrust into situations and debates where I have to defend the Harry Potter fandom against the Twilight fandom, which I despise so much. My best friend and her family are actually major pro-Twilight fans. This past evening made me realize that there are so many reasons why Harry Potter is much 더 많이 awesome than Twilight, and its not just the obvious ones either. Thus, I give 당신 all the evidence 당신 will ever need to successfully pwn a Twilight 팬 trying to bring your fandom down.

Obvious Reasons...
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 OMG she totally 스톨, 훔친 that 사과, 애플 from Adam and Eve!!!
OMG she totally stole that apple from Adam and Eve!!!
The people on this spot who know me will be aware I'm an anti, but I think a part of using this spot fairly means me not only talking when I have something against Twilight, but also fessing up when I don't think Meyer/the books/actros/etc are in the wrong. I've heard a lot about how many of Meyer's plot points are too similar to those in other vampire/fantasy stories. Well, that's never the way it's put. It's usually closer to "she totally ripped off _____. That's a stolen idea!" and I wanted to talk about why I actually disagree with most of those accusations. I say 'most of' and not 'all...
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1:57-2:44 Have I said how much I 사랑 this man?
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posted by Dragonsphere
Twilight vamps&other people;

Don't have fangs,
sparke in sunshine,
live on animal blood and call themselves veggies,
don't have a lumpy face,
live in really rich mansions(?),
don't have souls but are completely lame like rehabilitated drug-users(that never took drugs),
Can't be staked
Are looked (from the fangirls view)upon as superior beings that don't hurt anyone and call themselves dangerous
Stalk young girls only to seem romantic
Fall inlove with small children and beg to be their lover while they are like 16(just 12)
Don't belong in sassy teenage crap that is pure drama

They arenot vampires...
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Ok, so I visited a fanclub not too long 이전 and I noticed this one 질문 I asked; "If Bella killed Renesmee, would Edward forgive her?" 또는 something like that.

I looked at the comments, and at first they were fine. But then as they progressed to the 더 많이 recent ones, I had one girl saying what a stupid 질문 to ask, and some other crackhead telling me to go f**k myself.

Being my highly emotional self, I was irked to no end and I responded to these comments.

I'm trying to find a way to just 삭제 this question, because I 게시됨 it a 년 이전 and don't even recall the reasons why it was...
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Right ok, so there's all this hype surrounding Rob 더 많이 so than any of the other cast from Twilight. But why?

It's not because he's the hottest. Because, well he just isn't. He was voted 'sexiest man alive' in numerous magazines such as heat and glamour. My personal favourite from the Twilight film is Peter Facinelli. I met him in July and he is the most geniune actor I have heard of. He has time for his fans, something which Rob doesn't.

Then again Rob does gets chased 의해 crazed 팬 girls, so yeah valid excuse. But say if Peter played Edward, everyone would be all over him just because of the...
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posted by laureng114
First off, I would like to say that I have absolutely no problem with the C.A.T. spot and have just joined myself. If anything, I think that this spot is a good idea and is definitely NOT an anti-spot. The point of this 기사 is to explain the point of view of a Twilight 팬 that does not just like the series because Edward Cullen is SO HOTTT <333, 뱀파이어 are AwEsOmE, etc. etc.

Let me start off 의해 saying that I am SICK of uneducated Twilight 팬 making the rest of us look like a bunch of air-heads. 의해 uneducated I mean 팬 that scream their heads off whenever they see a picture of Robert...
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posted by Imyselfandme
Many people bash 인기 영화 because "It didn't measure up in the exact way they thought it would.

STOP PEOPLE!!! Stop your too Critical Analysis sometimes.Stop your phony rebukes.Just STOP!!!

And accept 영화 the way they come.

As a one time author of a book called Elfin Magic (become a 팬 of it:link)

I think i can speak for all(or at least most)authors when I say It's FINE!!! If someone offers 당신 a direct line to the 영화 and the author refuses because the director says some plans that differentiate from the book and someone refuses then they are just stupid!!!

Miner changes and summarizing...
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