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Jeff the Killer

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Kingdom Time

posted by captpounce

I just got kingdom hearts (the first one) from gamestop brand new, so I cracked out the old PS2 and gave it ago. The first thing I noticed was that the 제목 screen didn't have Sora, it was Kairi. "What the hell.." I said as I stared at the picture of Kairi. The song was just a little higher pitch than I remember, I thought it was just me and I pressed New Game. Instandly I was Sora and I was in Hollow Bastion. The KeyBlade was Oath Keeper and 당신 could talk to Kairi. I talked to Kairi and she said "Sora...your time..." Then Kairi disappeared. My controller shaked and the oath keeper started...

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"Please Don't Actually Try This"

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"I Need Some 빵 & Cereal, Too."

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The Baby Alive Doll 의해 LuelJohn and DaedricRevontheus

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I'm Not Insane

posted by Lancelot8

You'll probably read this and say, “That persons got issues.” Well, I don't have issues.

It's nothing new to 당신 people, but let me say what I want to get out to you. CreepyPastas are real. 당신 may think after 당신 either make 또는 read one that its all just fake. It's not. As 당신 write a CreepyPasta, the main character, monster, 또는 whatever it's about takes shape in real life. I know from experience.

I'll be playing a Sonic game and see his eyes and mouth change to the exe status. Every damn time too. But it's only for a second, then I'll hear someone whisper to me to keep things interesting...

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Pareidolia

posted by emmaisobsessed

~Not Mine. Taken from the 크리피파스타 wiki~

We've all had those times, late at night. Maybe you're a little tired, and 당신 turned off your lamp to help 당신 relax, so it's just 당신 and the dull glow of the screen. 당신 hear a little noise behind 당신 and jump. 당신 turn around, and there's a jet-black silhouette of a man in the corner. But as your eyes focus, 당신 realize it's only just your curtain. Damn cat was playing with it again, got it all twisted up. The house was just settling, and your mind jumped to a dark place. Nothing to be afraid of, not really.

That's pareidolia. It happens to everybody...

Lucius Chapter 3, Part 1

posted by FrostyBlazer

*ding dong*

???: oh shi*!

*poof*

???: hello good sirs!

Slender: change back Jack, its us

EJ: Slender! *poof*

Jeff: *sinkers*

EJ: what?

Jeff: 당신 live with Laughing Jack!?

EJ: yes, why?

Jeff: *laughing hard*

Lucius: question... what I have heard about "Laughing Jack", how the hell did he get a mansion!?

Slender: I gave him 20000000$

Lucius: what made 당신 do that?

Slender: I killed his girlfriend and her family

All but Lucius: *back away slowly*

Lucius: 20000000$ is justified now .__.

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Tortured Experience

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Lucius Chapter 2, Part 4

posted by FrostyBlazer

*meanwhile in the underworld*

Zalgo: *snickers*

Observer: whats so funny?!

Zalgo: oh, sorry... funny thing on the show

Observer: every one here?

All: yes sir!

Observer: go prepare yourselves for the 다음 attack...

All: yes sir! *all walk away*

Zalgo: 저기요 Observer!

Observer: what...

Zalgo: I got new guys!

Observer: what?

Zalgo: meet Mr. Widemouth

Mr.W: hi!

Zalgo: Lisa

Lisa: hey...

Zalgo: Targeter

Targeter: ...

Zalgo: and Pyris

Pyris: Why am I here again?

Zalgo: they will be are new commanders

Observer: ._.

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Lucius: Zalgos 일 off

posted by FrostyBlaze

Zalgo: finally, my 일 off...

SL: SIRRRRRR!

Zalgo: WHAT?

SL: the grunts are having a fight again

Zalgo: then go take care of it

SL: how can I when 당신 only addressed only half of them of my rank!

Zalgo: its my 일 off

SL: its your kingdom!

Zalgo: its still my 일 off!

SL: ._.

Zalgo: ._.

SL :c

Zalgo: :c

SL: :P

Zalgo: :P

SL: :l

Zalgo: :l

SL: :[

Zalgo: :[

SL: :B

Zalgo: :B

SL: thats it, im going to play on my DiPod

Zalgo: finally...

Grunt: SIRRRRRR!

Zalgo: shi*

Lucius: Jeff rip offs.EXE

posted by FrostyBlazer

Me: hi guys im home!

Jeff rip offs: hi!

Jeff: *mph*

Me: what the hell is going on?!

Jeef: Jeff killed my brother

Jef: i have RED eyes

Jeffy: I have two knifes!

Jake: Im his step-brother!

Lucius: *drops cigarette*

*10 minuets later*

Me: did 당신 have to burn my house!?

Lucius: yes

Jeff: what the hell was that?

Lucius: your fan-base

Jeff: im screwed

Me: were the hell am I supposed to live!

Lucius: hey, just walk it off...

Me: I hate 당신 guys so much...

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not really on artical.. but a story:I

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"Omg, i can not wait for prom!" i said to my three best friends, Joleigh,Mary,and Katie. " Yea! me too!" said Mary. the other two pitched in and said "same here!" and "me three!" "so guys, when do we go shopping for dresses?" i asked we all decided Wednesday after school, sense it was on a Friday. Wednesday comes around and we all get into my car and head to Lakeveiw Mall. Mary picked out a long 물오리, 청록 dress with an open back. Katie picked a medium purple dress with a side bow. Joleigh picked a similar dress but pink. i, picked a medium white dress and bought matching boots. the night before...

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Lucius Chapter 2, Part 2

posted by FrostyBlazer

Slender: *grabs Observer*

Observer: Firebrand!

Firebrand: yes sir! [i'm sorry my friends]

*floor catches on fire*

Observer: 당신 will burn and suffer!

Hoody: master! we have to get out of here!

Lucius: hey! someone actually makes since!

Slender: *drops Observer*

Toby: not again!

All: *runs out*

Rake: we have to get out of here!

Observer: *pulls out DiPhone* ZALGO! TELEPORT US OUT OF HERE!

Zalgo: huh? oh come on " how I met your mother" is on

Observer: ZALGO!

Zalgo: fine... *opens portal*

Observer: to the portal!

All: *goes through portal*