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MY HUSBAND
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Lucius : oh what a night!
Slender : late December back in 63!
LJ : what a very special time for me!
KIBS : because I remember what a night!
Slender: KIBS!?
KIBS: sup Slender! hey Reggie, BEST BACKSEAT EVER!
Mrs.P: it's not a bac-
KIBS: its in the back and I can set down on the bed. its a back seat
Mrs.P: but-
KIBS: your argument is invalid
Slender: who else did you bring along Reggie?
Reggie: I brought Soul, but he is in the bathroom
SL : how the hell am I supposed to unzip my pants!
Slender: oh
Reggie: try using your mouth!
SL : K!
Slender : late December back in 63!
LJ : what a very special time for me!
KIBS : because I remember what a night!
Slender: KIBS!?
KIBS: sup Slender! hey Reggie, BEST BACKSEAT EVER!
Mrs.P: it's not a bac-
KIBS: its in the back and I can set down on the bed. its a back seat
Mrs.P: but-
KIBS: your argument is invalid
Slender: who else did you bring along Reggie?
Reggie: I brought Soul, but he is in the bathroom
SL : how the hell am I supposed to unzip my pants!
Slender: oh
Reggie: try using your mouth!
SL : K!
LJ: hello bozos! *almost throws-up*
EJ: sorry guys, he is extremely drunk
LJ: I may be drunk, but i'm way better killers tha- *falls down stairs*
Lucius: classic
Slender: what the hell happened to you!
Lucius: well at least he doesn't look like The Joker and Barney got stuck in a blender...
Jeff: hey!
LJ: I 로스트 my job in the SOK
Slender: 당신 worked for the SOK?!
LJ: could 당신 blame me? I wasn't working for 당신 any 더 많이 so I decided to work for Lumar
Slender: we will talk about this later, could we stay?
LJ: why the hell not? I have nothing else to loose...
Lucius: 저기요 Masky, why are 당신 being so quiet?
Masky: *shrugs*
I intentionally made him quiet for that joke :D
EJ: sorry guys, he is extremely drunk
LJ: I may be drunk, but i'm way better killers tha- *falls down stairs*
Lucius: classic
Slender: what the hell happened to you!
Lucius: well at least he doesn't look like The Joker and Barney got stuck in a blender...
Jeff: hey!
LJ: I 로스트 my job in the SOK
Slender: 당신 worked for the SOK?!
LJ: could 당신 blame me? I wasn't working for 당신 any 더 많이 so I decided to work for Lumar
Slender: we will talk about this later, could we stay?
LJ: why the hell not? I have nothing else to loose...
Lucius: 저기요 Masky, why are 당신 being so quiet?
Masky: *shrugs*
I intentionally made him quiet for that joke :D
*meanwhile*
Johnny: so i'm like "fuc* that noise! I want my paycheck!"
Clockwork: please kill me...
Porter: I would but I can't hit a girl
Clockwork: screw you...
Masky: guys!
Porter: what?
Masky: we have company!
*woosh*
Trevor: STORM THE HOUSE!
Swain: since when were 당신 the leader?
SkinTaker: he does have a point...
Trevor: look, lets just kill the proxys and not talk about this
Swain: yea... 당신 are not going to doge this...
Trevor: *sigh*
Boots: ... (good thing I brought popcorn)
Johnny: so i'm like "fuc* that noise! I want my paycheck!"
Clockwork: please kill me...
Porter: I would but I can't hit a girl
Clockwork: screw you...
Masky: guys!
Porter: what?
Masky: we have company!
*woosh*
Trevor: STORM THE HOUSE!
Swain: since when were 당신 the leader?
SkinTaker: he does have a point...
Trevor: look, lets just kill the proxys and not talk about this
Swain: yea... 당신 are not going to doge this...
Trevor: *sigh*
Boots: ... (good thing I brought popcorn)
