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Saten Twist returns for a new series.. This one set in the FUTURE.. And he has mentally grown up 의해 this point, as he's a little 더 많이 mature.. But still a lovable douchebag.. So he's not TOO different..

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PONYVILE 7 YEARS LATER:

Believe it 또는 not, Saten and Derpy'd adopted daughter, Dinky are actually just coming back from Derpy's funeral.
Dinky accidentally got her mother killed when Dinky asked her to fix the roof cable, for the tv. And Derpy gets struck 의해 lightening.

Saten: (Now being Dinky's guardian, he is seen driving them to a new town).

Dinky: (Being quite the whole time).

Saten: (looking bored) Well.. It was a very nice town.. But.. Too many memories right.

Dinky: (still quite).

Saten: ... Anything to add?

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: ...... Guess not

(awkward silence).

Saten: ............... So.. Dinky.. I was thinking.. What, with 당신 killing your mother and all.. There's a lot of stuff that needs to. 당신 know... Get done.. Stuff.. Your mother use to do.. 당신 know, laundry, cleaning... (under breath) weed dealing.. Your have to help me with all that, I'm kinda bad at it.. Okay?

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: (getting annoyed) 당신 know.. Any time 당신 wanna talk, about ANY of the proceeding events, is fine.

Dinky: (still quite).

Saten: Really!? Nothing!? 당신 kill your own mother, and have NOTHING to say!?

Dinky: (still quite).

Saten: (waits for a while, and than finally loses his temper, and stomps on the break, startling Dinky).

Saten: 당신 know kid.. The whole "self pity" thing is only attractive in 고딕 girls.. And your NOT a 고딕 girl, so It's just weird.. WHY ARE 당신 SO WEIRD!?

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: (slaps forehead) God I need a joint. (looks in Derpy's old backpack) She must have one in here.

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: (still angry) Really? Nothing to say about your uncle wanting to smoke cannibis while driving a car!?

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: (groans) Whatever.. (starts driving again).

Awkward pause.

Saten: Anyway.. As punishment for killing your mom.. Your grounded for 3 days.

Dinky: (eyes widen in surprise).

Saten: ... Yeah.

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Windwakerguy430 I wonder how Sword's coping with this. Probably drinking heavily and wanting to die :P Anyway, good start :D

상단, 맨 위로 ten characters from my childhood who are STILL just as funny: Seaguls (finding Nemo)

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상단, 맨 위로 ten, coolest songs to lesson to when wearing 'proper' earphones

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#10: RIGHT NOW - KORN

#9: SEX - NICKELBACK

#8: SINNER - DROWNING POOL

#7: THE WAY I AM - 에미넴

#6: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE

#5: WAITING FOR THE WORMS - 담홍색, 핑크 FLOYD
I 사랑 the uniqueness of this song, espically the 황소, 불 horn, 또는 whatever it is..

#4: BREAK SOME OFF - KORN
It such an awesome song. A little screamo, but the 'good' type, witch isn't over used..

#3: BULLETS - CREED
It's the best way to 'really' appreciate the song, espically the VERY begining..

#2: IN THE HOUSE WITHOUT A HEARTBEAT (28 weeks later)
This song is good with EVERYTHING..

#1: SAW - FUCK THIS SHIT
It's kinda like The Pulse from Walking Dead, only scarier..

상단, 맨 위로 Ten Jonathan Irons quotes... (call of duty)

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#1:
"I am honored to be the first CEO of a private corporation to become a member of the United Nations Security Council. Unfortunately, my appearance today has been clouded 의해 a flurry of speculation that my company is developing a weapon of mass destruction which would be capable of targeting specific ethnic groups. I want to address these allegations head on. Are we developing such a weapon? No we are not. Because we've already developed it. But with all due respect, the United Nations is a relic from a different time when nations were unique in their ability to solve the world's problems....

상단, 맨 위로 20 Packie Mcreary 인용구

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#1:
Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.

#2:
Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you.
Niko Bellic: Understood.
Packie McReary: Good lad.

#3:
Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko.
Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate.
Packie McReary: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy.
Kate McReary: We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice...

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My 상단, 맨 위로 ten Hellsing abridged 인용구

posted by Canada24

#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even 런던 bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. 런던 Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.

#9:
Alucard: Walter, do 당신 know what my 상단, 맨 위로 three 가장 좋아하는 things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. 초 is Nazis. Can 당신 guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!

#8:
Anderson: 당신 will witness what happens what here today, and 당신 will will speak of it later.. Except 당신 won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).

#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!?...

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상단, 맨 위로 ten good AND bad new episodes of Family guy episodes

posted by Canada24

GOOD:

#1: LEGGO MY MEG-O:
A parody of Taken.
It's really funny..

#2: LOTTERY:
Oddly, the scene of Peter shooting out Joe's eye is the highlight of this episode..

#3: KILLER QUEEN:
Highlight of the episode is the OCP bank robbers that I used in my GTA spoof TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES, when Michael and Packie rob the jewelry store..

#4: FIGHTING IRISH:
Think of every time 당신 wanted to 펀치 Peter wait in the face.
Well in this one Peter thinks he can beat up Liam Neilson. But of coarse, Liam beats the living shit out of him..

#4: ROAD TO GERMANY:
I 사랑 that scene when the Nazi's discover Mort is Jew and...

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Got bored and made 상단, 맨 위로 ten DOUCHEBAG LINK quotes....

posted by Canada24

#1:
Link: Hey.. Wanna get high Majora? *shows joint*
Majora: I.. I can't
Link: Why?.. Are 당신 a wussy?
Majora: *getting annoyed* No, I mean I LITERARY can't!
Link: Wussy!
Majora: *angrily* No, I mean I don't have a fucking blood stream!
Link: I know.
Majora: Than why were 당신 calling me a wussy!?
Link: Cause.. Your just so easy to anger, it's hilarious.
Majora: *angrily* I am NOT easy to anger! How dare yo-... *calms down* I mean..
Link: *sarcastically* No, no, keep going.. 당신 were doing a GREAT job of proving me wrong.

#2:
Link: What's your story?
Majora:Well, there's much to say.. I'm a god of evil...

상단, 맨 위로 ten most EVIL villains: (video games):

posted by Canada24

#1: HOYT VOLKER:
Why do I 사랑 this guy so much!?
He is a evil dictator, who murders and tortures innocent tourists. And cares only about two things.
* Himself
* Money
Even Vaas is afraid of him. A man who makes Trevor look "sane"..

#2: VLADIMIR MAKAROV:
Makarov started WW3, simply because he COULD..

#3: EDDIE LOW:
ddie Low is a 랜덤 character who appears in Grand Theft Auto IV. He is a pedophilic, necrophiliac serial killer operating in Liberty City. The player encounters him on two occasions as Niko Bellic, who assists him (unaware of what type of person Eddie is).
But Eddie later makers the mistake...

New reviews of Monster and Death Note

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MONSTER PART 5:

So, watched episodes 11 and 12..
Least something interesting happened again.

I kinda "called it" when the guy was abusing the kid the moment the kid entered the room. Obviously something was wrong.

But these two certainly were intense.. All without anyone actually dying.
It's like that Liam Neeison movie, NON-STOP. It's so intense and action packed. But yet there's little to no actual action sequences.
That movie Prisoners is the same.

Anyway. Lohan certainly is a "interesting" character.
No idea what to make of him.

Though the man crying was kind of brought me mentally down.
But...

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상단, 맨 위로 TEN Jimmy Tatro where I actually DO know people like that..

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#1: GUYS THAT SUCK:

Partically..

* Loud car guy

* Joke stealing guy

* Glutten free guy

* Negative guy (tells about his 강아지 being dead).

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#2: TYPES OF DRUNKS:

Most drunk people I know are either "The Orator" 또는 "The Drifter"..

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#3: THAT DRUNK GUY:

My friend Bradley Odam in a nutshell, xD..

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#4: DON'T BE THAT GUY:

We ALL know that "loud phone guy", and we ALL wanna kick his ass, xD..

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I offically given up on Spongebob

posted by Canada24

I still watch this show.
Cause I actually still had HOPE that my childhood 아이콘 would return to the good old days (like BAND GEEKS and the famish ending).

This show was the MLP (or whatever else people REALLY talk about these days) of my childhood.
And one of the most QUOTABLE 만화 ever. It's hard NOT to find references of it, on the internet.

But.. After season 4, the characters all changed for the worst..

Patrick 별, 스타 was originally a GOOD friend. Not a sociopathic, lunatic. Who constantly gets Spongebob in trouble, and worsens Spongebob's pain for his own delight..

Spongebob was likable, mature,...

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총 N' 장미 - So Fine Lyrics ☆

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☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

How could she look so fine

How could it be she might be mine

How could she be so cool

I've been taken for a fool

So many times

It's a story of a man

Who works as hard as he can
~~
Just to be a man
who stands on his own

But the book always burns

As the story takes it turn

An leaves a broken man
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How could she be so cool

How could she be so fine

I owe a favor to a friend
My 프렌즈 they always come through for me- Yeah

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It's a story of a man

Who works as hard as he can

Just to be a man

who stands on his own

But the book always burns

As the story takes...

상단, 맨 위로 ten Canadian serial killers

posted by Canada24

Not "everything" down here is 우유 and honey..

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#10: (I forget his name):
He killed a bunch of Mounties because he got WAY to into Call of Duty, and took it too far..

#9: WAYNE BODEN:
Wayne killed at least three women in Montreal and one in Calgary, between 1969 and 1971. He had a habit of viciously biting the breasts of his victims.

Different than many serial killers, Boden knew most of the women he killed. 프렌즈 and co-workers of the victims identified him, but sadly police circulated the wrong suspect photo. Wayne fled to Calgary....

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Death Note Part 1

posted by Canada24

Yes.. That's right people.. I'm finally watching it!

Wow.. 37 episodes... That's a lot of friggin reviews. But we're get though it together :)

Anyway.. Here's the review of the pilot episode..

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Well, what can I say..

A lot sure happens in the first episode. Certainly better than I was expecting. Light is an interesting character.
He's not over the top.
Nobody was really very over the top.

I think I'm gonna like this show.
It's certainly up to a unique start..

A vey "different" show then one I'd normally watch.
But hey.. So is MLP.

I want a death note.

There's one main name I would put down.
It rhymes with "Arnold Umpt"

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Ten things I learned from JIMMY TATRO:

posted by Canada24

#1: NEVER READ COMMENTS:
Unless 당신 want to feel horrible about yourself..

#2: STARTING FIGHTS ARE EASY:
All 당신 need to do is wait for someone to say hi to you. Become angry for no reason, and claim 당신 belong to 랜덤 거리 gangs that don't even exist in real life..

#3: NEVER TRUST 피자 DILVERY BOYS WHEN YOUR SMOKING WEED:
They could be undercover cops..

#4: YOUR 프렌즈 ARE DICKS:
They will always find reasons to avoid "squad brunch"..

#5: ROBBERS ARE IDIOTS:
They will return stolen items as long as 당신 give valid reasons to do so..

#6: MOVIE STARS ARE DICKS:
Jimmy has only been in two movies, both...

Five Finger death 펀치 - Jykll and Hyde lyrics... (this song is so awesome)

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There's just so much God damned weight on my shoulders
All I'm trying to do is live my motherfucking life
Supposed to be happy, but I'm only getting colder
Wear a smile on my face, but there's a demon inside
There's just so much God damned weight on my shoulders
All I'm trying to do is live my motherfucking life
Supposed to be happy, but I'm only getting colder
Wear a smile on my face, but there's a demon inside

Oh, yo, yo, there's a demon inside
Oh, yo, yo, just like Jekyll and Hyde
Oh, yo, yo, all this anger inside
Oh, yo, yo, I feel like Jekyll and Hyde

Is there so much God damned weight on your...

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상단, 맨 위로 ten most EVIL villains:

posted by Canada24

Some villains 당신 either hate them 또는 사랑 them.
But REAL villains, are beyond just hated.. But NEED to die, not just for what they did to the hero, but what they did in GENERAL:

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#1: LORD SAURON:
Sauron created the RING for one reason, and one reason only.
To enslave the free peoples of Middle-earth during the 초 and Third Age.

At the end of the 초 Age, a Last Alliance of Men and Elves marched upon Mordor to defeat Sauron and his armies. The Alliance was 빅토리어스 and Sauron was physically destroyed 의해 Isildur, after killing his...

에미넴 - Rap God

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"Look, I was gonna go easy on 당신 not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
(Six minutes, six minutes)
Something's wrong, I can feel it
(Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got
Like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble
Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as 당신 say
I'm not taking any chances

YOUR JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDER!!

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God! (Rap God).
All my people from the front to the back nod! (Back nod).
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap...

3 movie characters who were actually ASSHOLES in real life..

posted by Canada24

#1: WILLIAM WALLACE:
He was a man of his times. However, Hollywood has made him something he never really was. Wallace was a terrorist and guerrilla fighter who was as much out for himself as he was for Scotland, and he caused as many problems for the Scots as for the English. After a Wallace raid, it would be the locals who suffered reprisals, not Wallace and his band of cutthroats..

#2: BENJAMIN MARTIN:
While still a war hero.
He apparently spend his free time SHOOTING his slaves for "sport"..

#3: GEORGE WASINGTON:
Apparently George Washington was pompous, and refused to even shake anyone's hand after he became president, deeming people "less than worthy"..

상단, 맨 위로 12. Most inspiring 에미넴 인용구

posted by Canada24

#1:
"The truth is 당신 don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed".

#2:
"I say what I want to say and do what I want to do. There's no in between. People will either 사랑 당신 for it 또는 hate 당신 for it".

#3:
"I 사랑 the attention but I don't like too much of it".

#4:
"You're not going to say anything about me that I'm not going to say about myself. There's so many things that I think about myself; if someone really wanted to get at me, they could say this and this and this. So I'm going to say it before they can. It's the best policy for me".

#5:
"I...