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Saten Twist returns for a new series.. This one set in the FUTURE.. And he has mentally grown up 의해 this point, as he's a little 더 많이 mature.. But still a lovable douchebag.. So he's not TOO different..

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PONYVILE 7 YEARS LATER:

Believe it 또는 not, Saten and Derpy'd adopted daughter, Dinky are actually just coming back from Derpy's funeral.
Dinky accidentally got her mother killed when Dinky asked her to fix the roof cable, for the tv. And Derpy gets struck 의해 lightening.

Saten: (Now being Dinky's guardian, he is seen driving them to a new town).

Dinky: (Being quite the whole time).

Saten: (looking bored) Well.. It was a very nice town.. But.. Too many memories right.

Dinky: (still quite).

Saten: ... Anything to add?

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: ...... Guess not

(awkward silence).

Saten: ............... So.. Dinky.. I was thinking.. What, with 당신 killing your mother and all.. There's a lot of stuff that needs to. 당신 know... Get done.. Stuff.. Your mother use to do.. 당신 know, laundry, cleaning... (under breath) weed dealing.. Your have to help me with all that, I'm kinda bad at it.. Okay?

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: (getting annoyed) 당신 know.. Any time 당신 wanna talk, about ANY of the proceeding events, is fine.

Dinky: (still quite).

Saten: Really!? Nothing!? 당신 kill your own mother, and have NOTHING to say!?

Dinky: (still quite).

Saten: (waits for a while, and than finally loses his temper, and stomps on the break, startling Dinky).

Saten: 당신 know kid.. The whole "self pity" thing is only attractive in 고딕 girls.. And your NOT a 고딕 girl, so It's just weird.. WHY ARE 당신 SO WEIRD!?

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: (slaps forehead) God I need a joint. (looks in Derpy's old backpack) She must have one in here.

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: (still angry) Really? Nothing to say about your uncle wanting to smoke cannibis while driving a car!?

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: (groans) Whatever.. (starts driving again).

Awkward pause.

Saten: Anyway.. As punishment for killing your mom.. Your grounded for 3 days.

Dinky: (eyes widen in surprise).

Saten: ... Yeah.
#1: WHOM THE 벨 TOLLS:

Make his fight on the hill, in the early day!
Constant chill deep inside!
Shouting gun!
On they run, through the endless grey!
On they fight, for they're right, yes, but who's to say?
For a hill, men would kill, why? They do not know.
Stiffened wounds test their pride!
Men of five, still alive, through the raging glow!
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know!

For whom the 벨 tolls!
Time marches on! (on).
For whom the 벨 tolls!

Take a look to the sky, just before 당신 die.
It's the last time he will!
Blackened roar, massive roar, fills the crumbling sky!
Shattered goal fills...
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Woe to you, oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath,
Because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number,
Its number is Six hundred and sixty six."

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I left alone, my mind was blank.

I needed time to think, to get the memories from my mind.

What did I see?
....

Can I believe that what I saw that night was real and not just fantasy.

Just what I saw in my old dreams

Were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me?

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'Cause in my dreams it's always there

The evil face that...
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(cause really I'm a psy-cho)

(laghter)
You know I am a psycho
I told 당신 I'm a psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho

You know I'm a psycho
I told 당신 I'm a psycho
Really... I'm a psycho
hawhawhawhaw!

(I told ya'... I told ya')

Really I'm a psycho
You know I am a psycho (why why why why)
I told 당신 I'm a psycho
Really I'm a psycho

YOU KNEW THAT I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD 당신 I'M A PSYCHO!
CAUSE REALLY I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD 당신 I'M A PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PYSCHO!

YOU KNEW THAT I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD 당신 I'M A PSYCHO!
CAUSE REALLY I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD 당신 I'M A PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PYSCHO!
YEAAH!!

A violent schizophrenia, you...
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My main reason for making this, is the excuse of using 조랑말 Mov Spike (or as I call him "Dragonowitiz") as the main person. I just 사랑 everything about him, and he's my main reason for watching 조랑말 Mov.
I'm also excited about using the version of Fluttershy (or "SHYDALE" as I call her in the 조랑말 mov version). Even though her role is a lot smaller.
Pony mov 무지개, 레인 보우 ("SWAGDASH" as I call her) will also have an enjoyable prefermance.. A bit of a breakout character towards this story..
Anyway. Here we go..

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Our story begins near the end...
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Citizen: Yo? what the fuck!?
Shene: OPEN FIRE!! (they all begin shooting)


Shane: 의해 the way. If 당신 die 또는 fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife.


Shane: Enough is ENOUGH!.. Enough of this!.. Enough sitting around masterbating!
Daryl: Just that ONE time!
Shane: NOUGH! Risking our lives, over a little girl who's GONE! Enough! Living 다음 to 외양간, 헛간 with things that want to kill us!.. I mean. It might just be the alcohol talking bu-
Daryl: This place has alcohol!?
Shane: ENOUTH! Interrupting me all the time!
Daryl: Whatever.
Shane: ow! If 당신 wanna live!? 당신 wanna SURVIVE!? 당신 gotta FIGHT FOR...
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RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!


Rick: All I remember is that I was in a police uniform. 당신 know what that means..?
Morgan: Your a cop?
Rick: Actually. I was gonna say, stripper. But sure, that two.


Rick: (nearly hit 의해 a large wrench) Wow... That was fantastic aim!


Morgan: I don't feel comfortable about wearing a police uniform.. In fact... I'm giving this uniform to the first guy I see.
Rick: (takes it) Funny, that's exactly how I became a cop in the first place.


RICK: 의해 Morgan, hope 당신 never try to kill me in the future.


RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm...
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DERPY HOOVES/SWORD:

Derpy: I live with my alcoholic cousin.. I've seen worse.

Derpy: *bucks enamy in the throat, and throws him against the wall* I'm sorry. Did that hurt?

Derpy: (laughs) Worst, bedtime, story, ever!

Derpy: I'm bored.. Wanna open the window and scream hurtful 코멘트 towards on going people for no reason?

Game show host: Name something, that excits you?
Derpy: OHHH!! EATING A PEBBLE!!

Derpy: Cause I don't get killed 의해 the first boss.

Derpy: Well.. People always say I have pretty eyes.. But still. There not suppose to be like this. I.. I had an accident. Jumped to hard on my bed....
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"Why is it when ever 'I' have fun.. It's wrong?" - Squidward..


Although he is now 더 많이 of a jerk, it is not all his fault.

His annoyance with Spongebob and Patrick grew larger and larger with each season. But in his defense. Spongebob and Patrick's stupidity increased 더 많이 and 더 많이 with each season, and they always break into his house when he's trying to enjoy alone time..

Mr. Krabs also blackmails him to work and barely pays him anything.

Whenever he tries to make any piece of art, he gets turned down for something far less well designed.

Though Squidward DOSE do bad things, he usually gets...
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posted by Canada24
Well..

We're finally done this show.

All in all.
I give it 8/10..

POSSITIVES:
* Satisfying battles
* Often unpredictable
* Has lots of "deep" means behind it..

NEGATIVES:
* Bizzare Japenesse comedy scenes, that makes them look like some sort of comic book..
* strange Oprah 음악 at times
* Alexander betrayed his own humanity, and 로스트 my respect
* It's downright confusing sometimes
* It often feels longer than it is..

Anyway..

I don't really have anything to say about the episodes themselves.

Thir defiantly intense.

Though, I guess I have something to say about Major's death.

I have to admit.
I actually...
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#5: A LONLY JEW ON CHRISTMAS:
Good song.
Shitty episode..

#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..

#3: MAKE 사랑 EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my 가장 좋아하는 song 의해 him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..

#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..

#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I 사랑 how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..
Now. THIS is 더 많이 like it :)

This episode was fuckin awesome.

As I originally expected. Jan Valentine is truely a enjoyment to watch.
He's friggin nuts.
But that's what I 사랑 about him.

I would 사랑 to go on and on about Jan Valentine.
But. Most of 당신 probably don't care..

Though, I'm not saying I'm in anyway depressed about his death, he still deserved it.
Though I 'am' a bit disappointed about him being killed off after just one appearance. That much, I admit to.
But hey, it seems to happen quite often in hellsing, so, whatever.. Dude.

Anyway.
As for Luke.
He was serprisingly enjoyable too.
But. Am...
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So..
I finally found it in English.

It's not as good as I hoped.
But.
Nor was it as bad as I expected.

It's.. In between.

I haven't forgot it's Japennesse.
And. Not trying to be racist.
But Japen has all the weird shit.
Ever seen there commericals?
All 당신 have to do is go onto Windwakers club.
He has these fucked up TV commericals.
And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.

Anyway.

Didn't really have a 가장 좋아하는 character.
Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode.
Ever seen his clips.
He's actually pretty funny in the real one.
Too bad the actor, Josh Phillips, was convicted of...
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Well. Since it seems to be all I ever do anymore.
I should may as well. Leave a certain promised review, about something I've been promised to beta read almost three years ago, and still am now.

Well.
Its the first time I ever read a Happy 나무, 트리 프렌즈 Fanfiction.
And I have to say.
Though it's no 더 많이 then I would of expected. Both good AND bad.
Most fanfic stories tend to get a bit soap Oprahy.
example being some I read from THIS IS THE END, witch, itself, is one of myself 가장 좋아하는 movies, witch made the fanfics that much worse.
So many fuckin James Franco fantasies.
Give me a brake.
He's not even...
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#1: WALKING DEAD:
I would 사랑 two.
Trust me..
But... I'm too far into the series.
Sure I was one season behind.. Still trying to finish the 5th season, 의해 the time season 6 was out. But it's always kinda been like that. I started walking dead too late.
But still.. I missed my chance to review it. As, when reviewing stuff. I need to start wait from the begining.
But I do HAVE a review for it..
Doug Walker (Nostalgia Critic) and I both pretty much say the say thing, but he says it 더 많이 a bit complicatedly.
"It's not even the actual 'zombies' that are scary. It's the fact that, nothing will ever be...
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#1: JUSTIN BIEBER:
We all 사랑 to hate this idiot.
But the thing is, I decided to actually look him up.
He's actually pretty good now that he dosen't a voice of friggin Alvin and the chipmunks..


#2: SMOSH:
They seem to try to hard these days.
But they still have the rare episode that is still funny.
They just need to stop with all these new guys, they have no talents, as where Ian and Anthony have a LOT of talent..


#3: ROB DRYDEK:
I'm one of the few that actually cares about him.
Lose that WestCoast girl, and maybe OTHER people will care about your shows too, Rob..


#4: NICKELBACK
Beatles aren't the greatest. But we gotta respect them, it's just how things are.
Why can't the same rule apply for Nickelback!?



#5: MILEY CYRUS:
I actually loved this kid once.
But.. Times have changed.
added by Dreamtime
Fellowship of the Ring was playing on tv.
I watched for the first time in nearly four years.

These 영화 are even better than I remember.

The expression "one ring to rule them all" really IS how it happened.
Rings seem to some sort of powers in their world.
And Mordor is basically "hell".
So it's a ring from hell.

And this ring is as powerful as they get. It can brainwash anyone, and I mean ANYONE. Due to it's impartiality, beauty, and well, anything really.

But what I like about it.

Just about everything about this movie, gives off sort of a creepy vib.
But I like that in movies, makes me 더 많이 into it.

So yeah.

사랑 IT!!
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"Alright Mrs Lucia.. 당신 got the stuff?" asked one of the 4 men.

"Yes I do Tom.. But don't try any funny business" Dash said sternly.

"Oh please.. Like I'm suppose to be scared of a girl, who dosen't even have big breasts" Tom replied.

"Yeah well, nobody told 당신 to look at them" Packie said, eyeing Tom.

"Nobody fuckin asked for YOUR opinion!" Tom rudely said to Packie.

"Hey fuck you!" Packie cried out, and Dash had to hold him back.

"Look Tom.. Just give us the money.. And everyone will be happy" Dash said, calmly.

"What if we DON'T" Tom replied.

"Then we kill 당신 and take the money anyway" Packie...
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#5: Princess Celestia:
Dispite what everyone says, she is actually a lovely character, and dose indeed care about her subjects..

#4: Trixie Lulamoon:
I'm probably still alone on this one..

#3: Twilight Sparkle:
It's obvious it's all about her being a princess.
But why should of it mattered in the first place.
Most people don't realize that it only makes her 더 많이 relatable and sympathic.
Plus she's every bit as adorable as Pinkie Pie..

#2: Xervier (Saw 2);
They should of kept him as secret accomplish.
He is a very creepy person, and not to be messed with, he's friggin huge!
Too bad he dies at the end of the second.
Though a saw to throat is probably still one of the EASIER deaths..

#1; Merle Dixon:
He was never a bad person.
He felt betrayed, and actually had a lot of right to be as angry as he was.
And the way he cut off his hand, actually shows he is TRUE survival.
Plus he died in honer..