Most of the Chair 인용구 from Season 3 ♥

3X01 "Reversals of Fortune"
Blair: She looks like she needs a sandwich.
Chuck: Looks just right to me...

Chuck: We could never be boring.
Blair: 당신 say that, but I know you. You're Chuck Bass.
Chuck: I'm not Chuck 베이스 without you.

Blair: Running all the way back to New York... was exciting. Do 당신 know where Alexandra lives?
Chuck: Why don't we stay in instead?

Blair: [role playing] Waiter, this glass is dirty! And I've been waiting far too long!
Chuck: I apologize, ma'am. Surely, there's some way I can make up for the poor service.
Blair: I can think of a few ways.

3X02 "The Freshmen"
Blair: 당신 are so sweet to see me off. I can't believe NYU orientation week is here!
Chuck: I have to object to 당신 living in the dorms. Florescent lighting, communal showers, public school girls. There's a place for that, and that is the back of a video store.

Chuck: It's not Constance, Blair. The only queens at NYU are the ones with tickets to see Liza at Carnegie Hall.

Blair: [in bed] 당신 were right about the dorms. The lighting is awful. 당신 okay?
Chuck:I am now.

3X03 "The 로스트 Boy"
Chuck: I have a big meeting in a few hours.
Blair: A few hours is hours from now.
Chuck: Seriously. It's important. I have to keep my focus. It's with Sean McPherson. I've only got one shot at this with him ...
Blair: As opposed to me, who's just some endless 둥근 천장, 금고 of do-overs?

Blair: What are 당신 proposing?
Chuck: We don't go to the auction. Neither one of us gets the photo. It's the only way.
Blair: I already have my bidding paddle.
Chuck: I'm sure we can find some other use for it.

Chuck: I came to apologize.
Blair: So apologize.

Blair: I can't believe 당신 lied to me! Using sex to distract me?!
Chuck: I learned from the best. [pauses] She 스톨, 훔친 my shoes?

Blair: I want 당신 to have this.
Chuck: Why?
Blair: Because I 사랑 you. 당신 enormously stubborn pain in the ass.

Blair: How do 당신 know?
Chuck: Because 당신 believe in me.

Chuck: I've booked the penthouse. What do 당신 say we christen my legacy? 또는 do 당신 need to be bribed?

3X04 "Dan de Fleurette"
Chuck: Morning, Beautiful.
Blair: NYU is hell!
Chuck: What do 당신 expect from a place where men wear sandals?

Chuck: I found this. An invitation to a movie premiere. It seems your entire hall is attending. Since my evening is free ...
Blair: 당신 thought 당신 would help me 카레 favor with my outer-borough hallmates. Sweet. But unfortunately I've already scheduled an all-night cram session with my tu-tees.
Dorota: Miss Blair. 당신 want me set beds before manicurist arrives?
Blair: THANK 당신 Dorota, that will be all.
Chuck: 당신 sure 당신 said cram session and not the annual Waldorf sleepover?

Blair: [to Jenny] Did 당신 really think this little stunt would help 당신 win back queen?! I will make your life a living hell! I-
Jenny: Blair, I-
Chuck: It wasn't her idea.
Blair: This was you? Did 당신 have any idea how much 당신 humiliated me?
Chuck: 당신 accomplished that with your little teenybopper sleepover.

Chuck: NYU's hard. But Blair Waldorf does not give up.
Blair: I am not giving up. I've made a strategic retreat.
Chuck: Potato, Po-ta-to.
Blair: 당신 don't understand.
Chuck: I DO understand. Let me help.
Blair: Chuck, NYU is not the Upper East Side. They don't care about Constance, 또는 social hierarchy. They don't care that I'm Blair Waldorf! It's over.
Chuck: How can 당신 do this to me?
Blair: What are 당신 talking about?
Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass. And I told 당신 I 사랑 you. You're saying I'm easier to win over than a bunch of pseudo-intellectual homesick malcontents. 당신 really insult me like that?
Blair: That's not how it is.
Chuck: It's exactly how it is. The 다음 time 당신 forget you're Blair Waldorf, remember I'm Chuck Bass. And I 사랑 you.

3X05 "Rufus Getting Married"
Chuck: So Bree, 당신 went 집 last week?
Bree: Yeah, I tried to mend the whole I'm-dating-a-Vanderbilt fence. Didn't work. We're southern, so family loyalty is big down there.
Blair: Like slavery! [awkward silence] What? I'm joking.

Blair: What is this? It's wonderful!
Chuck: Buntautuk. I learned it from a master in Chiang Mai.

Chuck: Look, I 사랑 you, but just because Nate liking Bree doesn't make her a piranha. And Serena liking Carter doesn't make him a prince.
Blair: Where are 당신 going? I have tension!

3X06 "Enough About Eve"
Chuck: Bad dream? Don't tell me it was Charade again. I know how terrifying 당신 find Walter Matthau.
Blair: Worse. I was in All About Eve.
Blair: I've never been Bette Davis before. I'm Audrey Hepburn! Not some plain baby Jane.
Chuck: We both know this is about NYU. Now it may take time, but one 일 당신 will hold that school in the palm [kiss]of your dainty hand.
Blair: I'm Audrey.I'm Audrey!

Chuck: She's a guy.
Who took my speech at the freshman 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 and gave it to Vanessa Abrams. He double crossed me, and I-
Chuck: Demand satisfaction.
Blair: 당신 still up for it?
Chuck: [nods]
Blair: 당신 wonderful man. I'll just go powder my nose for ... 10 minutes?
Chuck: I'll only need five.

Chuck: 당신 were late.
Blair: I got caught in a text flurry with Dorota. I'm sorry.
Blair: Are 당신 upset because 당신 kissed a guy?
Chuck: I'm upset because I kissed someone who wasn't you. Do 당신 really think I've never kissed a guy before?
Blair: 사랑 me?
Chuck: Always.

Chuck: What do 당신 want, Blair?
Blair: Forgiveness. I'm so sorry Chuck. I know I made a mistake, I know there's no excuse, but it was just a kiss.
Chuck: When people manipulate, I know how little respect 당신 have for them.
Blair: Not you! I don't feel that way about you, and I won't ever do it again. I promise. It was a mistake.
Chuck: I'm in a meeting.
Blair: I'll call 당신 later.

3X07 "How To Succeed In Bassness"
Blair: I was thinking '80s, but shoulder pads can be overwhelming on my delicate frame.
Chuck: This is a business. Not a high school party.
Blair: I told 당신 I was sorry for my little transgression and 당신 forgave me. Now either make me 키스 a girl already, 또는 let's 옮기기 on!
Chuck: People think I'm playing a game. They want me to lose. I have to prove I'm not Bart Bass' son. My impulsive tendencies have no place in my life as a legitimate businessman.
Blair: You're very sexy when you're legitimate.

Blair: You're still mad from before. It's clouding your judgment.
Chuck: This isn't about last week. It's about you, Blair. It's the reason I couldn't say I 사랑 you. It's because I can't trust you.
Blair: I did this because I 사랑 you.
Chuck: Be that as it may, I have a club to open. And you're no longer invited.

Blair: 당신 already knew? [pauses] If 당신 know, then why is the club still open? If the cops show up then ... 당신 probably don't want to hear this from me, but, I have an idea ...
Chuck: I already made the call.

Chuck: Blair. We both know you'll never be completely trustworthy. I'll admit it's not my strong suit either. But it's part of what keeps things interesting between us.
Blair: And why we make a great team.
Chuck: No, in order to be a team, we have to focus our duplicity on others.
Blair: What if it's my way of showing how much I 사랑 you?
Chuck: I can think of better ways.

3X08 "The Grandfather: Part II"
Chuck: Look, ladies, please, this is supposed to be a classy event, not a sample sale at an outlet mall.
Blair: Chuck. You'll never believe what Serena did, she had my friend kicked out of the party!
Chuck: The call girl? Security just told me.

Chuck: Look, I don't know what's going on here, but if the girl's still here I'll find out what's going on and get to the bottom of it, okay?
Blair: Thank you, Chuck. And who's the one getting paid to 날짜 her clients, anyway?
Chuck: That's enough, Blair.
Blair: [to Serena] No! If it walks like a 오리 and talks like a 오리 ... the only prostitute here ... is you. Come on Chuck. I want some cake. [S shoves B's face into cake]

Chuck: Did 당신 ever find Brandeis?
Blair: Yes. We're not 프렌즈 anymore. That's okay. I have you. That's all I need.

3X09 "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?"
Blair: I have a surprise for you!
Chuck: In that case why are 당신 still dressed?

Chuck: A debutante ball without Blair Waldorf is like a Tour de France without Lance Armstrong.
Blair: I resent the comparison to that man whore. But your other point is well taken.

Chuck: Do 당신 really think I want to spend my weekend watching women with tramp stamps work out their daddy issues? It's for Nate.

Blair: Hello? I'm stuck in the elevator with someone who sucks all the air out of the room. Send help 또는 I'll be dead within the hour.

Chuck: [on intercom] If 당신 two want to kiss, it won't count as cheating.

3X10 "The Last Days of Disco Stick"
Blair: My sexual tension radar is unparalleled.
Chuck: Point ceded.

3X11 "The Treasure of Serena Madre"
Chuck: Your holiday paranoia knows no bounds.
Blair: Precedence is not paranoia.

Chuck: Hey, do 당신 mind if I stay?
Blair: Yes. But that's why I 사랑 you.

3X12 "The Debarted"
Chuck: Today is a 일 like any other.

Blair: This is a homeless shelter. A. gross, and B. really?

Blair: Fine. Pretend like 당신 never get sad. And all 당신 care about is making 더 많이 money. But just to be clear, I know better. And 당신 Chuck 베이스 are not your father.

Chuck: How's Serena?
Blair: She's gonna be okay.
Chuck: Lily's here? Eric's here?
Blair: Everyone's here.

Chuck: My father always thought I was weak. And in the moment that mattered most I was. I couldn't be there when he ... I left. Right away. I've been pushing myself to prove him wrong, and pushing 당신 away.
Blair: I don't think 당신 ran away because 당신 couldn't handle death. I think it's because 당신 couldn't handle feelings. You're not like that anymore. You're strong. 당신 carry people. 당신 carry me. You're becoming a man in a way that your father never was. Come. Let's say goodbye.

3X13 "The Hurt Locket"
Blair: Are 당신 in the hospital? Since I know you're alive, there can be no other possible reason why you'd sacrifice my entire future.

Chuck: 당신 may find this hard to comprehend, but some things are 더 많이 important than your social climbing agenda.

Blair: What happened? Don't tell me that awful whore did something to you.
Chuck: I think that whore might be my mother.

Chuck: I don't have a real mother. I never will.
Blair: Doesn't mean you've alone. I 사랑 you, Chuck, and I'll always be your family.

3X14 "The Lady Vanished"
Blair: Wanna talk about it?
Chuck: No talking.

3X15 "The Sixteen 년 Old Virgin"
Blair: We have innocence, good breeding, and Doug Jarrett, one of the best lawyers in New York, on our side. It's a slam dunk.

Blair: A DNA test? You've been watching too much CBS.

3X16 "The Empire Strikes Jack"
Blair: There's something about waking up on the morning of a fashion show, the smell of fresh pleats wafting through the city.

Chuck: I've come this far without my mother, I'm not gonna back down now.
Blair: Well if it's a war Jack wants, it's a war he'll get.

3X17 "Inglorious Bassterds"
Chuck: Back from shopping, no packages. Who are 당신 and what have 당신 done with my girlfriend?

Chuck: I am everything my father said I was.

Blair: I never thought the worst thing you'd ever do would be to me.

3X18 "The Unblairable Lightness of Being"
Blair:I don't like who I've become with you.
Chuck: Wait, Blair, don't bail on me, we have to see this through to the end.

Chuck: I thought our 사랑 could withstand anything. Apparently I was wrong.

Chuck: I 사랑 you. Saying it was hard, but I did and I've never looked back.

Blair: No matter how many weddings 당신 plan, nothing can fix what happened.

Blair: I've never thought it was possible to 사랑 someone too much, but maybe it is.

3X19 "Dr. Estrangeloved"
Blair: I'm gonna 키스 somebody someday, and when I do, it will be for me.

Chuck: No one ould ever measure up to what we had.

3X21 "Ex-Husbands and Wives"
Chuck: What brings 당신 and your mid-level entourage?

Chuck: I'll be waiting on 상단, 맨 위로 of the Empire State Building.
Blair: 당신 can't Affair to Remember me.

3X22 "Last Tango, Then Paris"
Chuck: Excuse my confusion I didn’t expect to see 당신 tonight… of ever again… 당신 went
Blair: Sorry I was so late
Chuck: I waited
Blair: Dorota went in to labor, she have her baby, I wasn’t going to show up, I was resolve not to, every bone try to solve me, every voice in my head scream don’t…
Chuck: But…
Blair: …But I didn’t listen, I follow my 심장 because I 사랑 you, I can’t deny that our path is been complicated, but in the end 사랑 makes everything simple…

Blair: …This night is perfect
Chuck: Oh… there’s one thing that would make it even better… I’m so sorry, for the pain I cause you, and I know that I can take it back but I want to make it up to you, even if it takes me the rest of my life… Blair, do you….
Blair: HUMPREY, what are 당신 doing?... have 당신 로스트 your mind? What the hell are 당신 doing?
Dan: You, tell her
Blair: Tell me what? What’s going on?.... 당신 didn’t
Chuck: Blair…
Blair: 당신 did….[To Jenny] You, get out of here now, and not just out of this hospital but off this island, go and never come back, cause if 당신 ever set one foot in Manhattan ever again, I’ll know and I’ll destroy you.